The biggest difference between being a cook in the underworld and being a cook in the underworld is that you have to have a large enough nerve and a calm enough stomach. Because the ingredients here are challenging your patience every minute!

When I used to set up a stall with Master in the Mass Grave Ghost Market, I tossed a lot of strange and disgusting things. Later, when I went to Xiling Ghost Market, I found that the cooking methods over there seemed to be very formal, and the ingredients used were not so perverted. It seems that the master is used to being a cook in the underworld, and he can't get rid of this problem even when he goes to the yang world, and the ingredients are always "ingenious".

On my first day on the job, head chef Yu Razi dragged a slimy giant slug and asked me to "deal with" it.

I asked him, "What to do?" ”

Yu Lazi said: "This mire beast is full of treasures!" You peel it first and cut it into strips! Then the meat is minced and kneaded into meatballs! The large intestine should be opened and washed, which is a good material for hot pot! Other internal organs should also be kept separately, but be careful not to break the sac! ”

After explaining the work, Yu Lazi turned around and left. But I saw the muscles on his face trembling, as if with a malicious smile. I had no choice but to do it, it was obviously an errand to trick the newcomer, but I couldn't refuse.

I followed Yu Razi's instructions and began to skin the mire-swamp. The skin of this thing is so thick and slimy that when I finished peeling it, it was covered in slime. The smell can't be said to stink, but it's rancid, and it doesn't smell good at all.

The next chopping meat and pinching pills are nothing, but turning the large intestine is much more disgusting!

This mire beast doesn't know what it usually eats, and the excrement stinks. I flipped a section with my breath, then ran out to breathe, came back and flipped a section again, ran out again. When this work was done, my face was red.

Finally, it was the turn of the sac. I was holding the sac like a balloon filled with water, and I didn't know what to do. Yu Lazi said, "Don't break it", but how can you open and wash it if you don't break it?

In the end, I decided to be cautious and cut the tube at one end of the sac, intending to drain the liquid and then open it for washing.

"Poof!"

The result was completely unexpected, the liquid sac actually exploded as soon as it leaked, and all the viscous liquid in it exploded, splashing me from head to toe!

"Hahaha!"

The other chefs, along with the ghost cooks, finally couldn't help it and pointed at me and laughed!

Yu Lazi smiled the most. I was immediately annoyed and asked him, "How the hell are you going to get this thing?" You don't tell me first! ”

He clutched his stomach and said to me, "Haha! I told you not to break it, didn't you cut the tube and break it? Ha ha! ”

"How can you open and wash the tube without cutting it?"

"I didn't tell you to open it! All you have to do is tie the tube in a knot, and those ghosts like to suck it directly into their mouths, without having to open it at all! Hahaha! ”

I looked at him angrily, but I couldn't turn my face, so I had to run to the bathroom to wash the slime off my body, and then change into a clean set of clothes. But the rancid smell on my body can't be removed.

Back in the kitchen, everyone was laughing again. However, Yu Lazi finally didn't do anything, and came over and took out a small bottle and sprinkled an unknown powder on me. I instinctively tried to get out of the way, but I stopped when I smelled the powder with a faint scent, and let it spill all over me.

Well, sure enough, the rancid smell on his body was quickly masked!

I asked Yu Lazi, "What is this?" ”

"It's bone meal!" Yu Lazi smiled, "This is a high-grade spice, more effective than those women's perfumes in the yang world!" ”

"What kind of animal bone meal?"

"Not an animal."

"What's that?"

"People!"

"it!" Again, I wondered, "Don't play tricks on me anymore!" ”

"Who played a trick on you? It is indeed bone meal made from ground zombie bones! Yu Lazi smiled and patted me on the shoulder, and said, "I'll teach you a lesson today, this is what newcomers must experience." The underworld is different from the yang, and there are many strange things! So you have to be mentally prepared, you can't have too many taboos, otherwise don't do it! ”

"Yu Lazi is polite this time!" Chief Bing on the side said with a sad face, "He didn't take care of me so much when I came, and directly got me a carrion corpse!" ”

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed again!

I couldn't help but laugh along. After experiencing this "welcome ceremony", I was able to fully integrate into them.

In the kitchen of the Changshou Hotel, there are indeed all kinds of ingredients that I have never seen or even heard of, as Yu Lazi said. The menu of the restaurant is also a collection of five specialties, and there are all kinds of dishes. Cantonese cuisine, barbecue, dim sum, Chongqing-style hot pot and Japanese cuisine, guests can eat whatever they want.

But the division of labor in the kitchen is not a special person in charge, for example, Yu Lazi not only knows how to fry hot pot bases, but also knows how to fry Cantonese food. In addition to making various pies and dim sum, he also makes sushi. The disciples of the various sects who fought for life and death in the yang world cooperated with each other, learned from each other, and integrated with each other when they arrived here.

So the working atmosphere in the kitchen is still good, and there are not so many intrigues. Everyone is united, and they all want to go back to the yang world after ten years of hard work. On the contrary, when I told them that I came in voluntarily and that I might not go back in 10 years, everyone else thought it was incredible.

In the end, Yu Lazi shook his head and said, "Are you people in Yuanbaomen so weird?" There are old fields and old furnaces, and there are few Zhai Zisheng, alas! ”

To be a chef in a longevity restaurant, in addition to being able to cook food, the most important thing is to be able to fight ghosts!

As soon as I came, Yu Lazi handed me a locust wooden ruler and said, "You have to carry this ruler with you, there will always be a time when it can be used!" ”

I thought he was just talking casually, after all, there were several nurses guarding outside, how could it be our turn to be cooks? As a result, it really worked on the afternoon of the first day!

"Catch it! Grab it! ”

I was learning how to make cakes with Mr. Bing, and I was still kneading the dough in my hands, when I heard someone shouting in the yard outside the kitchen. Bing Chang reacted much faster than me, snatched my rolling pin and rushed out. The other chefs have run out as long as they can put down the work at hand!

I felt inexplicable, but I still followed them out, and took out the locust ruler that Yu Lazi had just given me.

The yard was already in a mess, and there were a lot of people, but there was only one ghost. The little imp was so fast that it turned into a puff of green smoke and scurried around the courtyard, and several guards and cooks surrounded it, but they couldn't catch it. They couldn't even hit the locust ruler and rolling pin, but they couldn't hit the ghost.

The boss Teng Shuli also came and asked a ghost guy next to him, "What's the matter?" A lot of people can't catch a single imp? ”

The ghost guy said, "This little ghost is a thief! As soon as it came, it ordered a lot of dishes, and I was afraid that it would not have the money to pay, so I asked it to take out the money bag and show it to me first. The money bag he took out was full, but when it was time to settle the bill, I realized that a few Yin Yuan on the surface were real, and there were all stone beads underneath! As soon as I called someone, it wanted to run, but it was blocked by the courtyard at the door, so it had to run to the back! ”

"! It's so bold to dare to come here to eat the overlord meal! Teng Shuli was furious and shouted, "Give me a hard beating!" Can't let it run! ”

But it was useless for him to just shout, no one could keep up with the speed of that little ghost, he reached out to grab it, hit it with a locust wooden ruler, and it didn't work to throw Fu Zhen Town, every time he would escape the land by it, and he could only reluctantly surround it. It seems that you can't do it without real skills!

Wei Dahu threw away the locust stick in his hand and took out a net from his arms. He saw the moment and threw the net out, covering the imp completely. Wei Dahu coaxed his wife to say that he had gone out to run the boat, obviously he really knew how to fish!

But that little imp was so good that he actually stuck to the ground and got out from under the net!

I also threw away the locust ruler and took out the ruyi chopsticks. I shouted at Wei Dahu, "Do it again!" I'm with you! ”

Wei Dahu agreed, and threw out the net again. The little ghost wanted to repeat the old trick, and then stuck to the ground to dodge. I saw the right time, and the Ruyi chopsticks stretched several times at once, just in time to clamp it when it came out from under the net!

"Beautiful!"

Everyone cheered loudly. Uncle Teng was also happy, and praised me for being so accurate this time!

"Spare me! I won't dare next time! "That little ghost was caught by me on the Ruyi chopsticks and couldn't get out, and then I knew that I was asking for mercy.

"Spare you?" Uncle Teng said angrily: "You ate dozens of my Yin Yuan meals, and you want to use a few Yin Yuan to fool me!" If I let you go, will I still have face in this longevity hotel? Wouldn't that attract a whole bunch of people like you who want to eat and drink for nothing? Big Tiger, grab it for me and hand it over to the Ghost Division! ”

"I, I'm willing to pay my debts!" The imp shouted again, "I'll be a ghost slave to you!" Don't hand me over to the Oni Division! ”

"We don't have ghost slaves here!" Teng Shuli flatly refused.

"Then I'll be your buddy! It's okay if you don't get paid! ”

"I'm not short of guys here!"

"Please, boss! Don't hand me over to the Ghost Division, you can do whatever I want! The imp pleaded again. It would rather be a ghost slave than go to the ghost affairs department, which is quite strange.

"Shopkeeper, do you think this will work?" Wei Dahu said to Uncle Teng, "I think its legs and feet are quite fast, it should be a swift ghost." Maybe it would be useful for us to keep it? ”

Uncle Teng saw that Wei Dahu also pleaded with the little ghost, so he finally sighed and agreed. On the surface, he gave Wei Dahu face, but in fact, I think he has already relented, otherwise why wouldn't he even raise ghost slaves in this store?