Chapter 279: Mouth Cannon
Chapter 279: Mouth Cannon
After Wang Fan complained about the speechless title of Zifeng Daoist, Mr. Liu and the others began to lay out a defense.
"By the way, Where's the Rabbit?" Wang Fan asked boredly while lying on the bed.
"I took Sakura on a mission." Mr. Liu said without raising his head with a copper coin on the corner of the wall.
"Oh~~" Wang Fan responded lightly, and then stared at the ceiling and began to be in a daze.
After a few minutes, Wang Fan's mouth couldn't be closed again, and he began to "beep and beep" to Zifeng Daoist.
At first, Zifeng Daoist could respond hastily, but in the end, he directly ignored Wang Fan, and a pair of eyes only aimed at Fairy Ying, who was being laid out, and couldn't move away.
"Uncle Feng, you can say a few words!"
"Uncle Feng, can you stop staring at Fairy Ying!"
"Uncle Feng, if you stare again, your eyeballs will fall out!"
"Uncle Feng, don't you stare at it, okay? Say a few words to me! ”
"Uncle Feng, you ........."
"Shut up when you step on a horse!" Daoist Zifeng took his eyes off Fairy Ying, turned his head and scolded.
"Wow! Finally stop staring! Let's talk! Wang Fan said shamelessly.
Zifeng Taoist: ε=( ́ο'*)))) Alas
"Don't sigh, say a few words!" Wang Fan opened his mouth and continued to beep.
"Are you hungry? Would you like something to eat? I invite you. Zifeng Daoist said.
"Sort of! What's up!? What are you treating me to eat? Wang Fan said a little stupidly.
"Dog food!" Zifeng Daoist said arrogantly.
"Huh!?" Wang Fan looked directly confused. (・◇・)?
"I'm having sex with Ying Baobao!" Daoist Zifeng said with a smile.
After Mr. Liu and Yan Bo, who were working on the side, heard the words of Daoist Zifeng, they raised their heads and twitched the corners of their mouths, staring at Daoist Zifeng with a look of resentment.
Female Horse Egg ...... Sprinkle dog food again! I can't live this day! (艹)
After Fairy Ying heard Daoist Zifeng's face not blush and his heart did not beat to say this, she slapped Daoist Zifeng on the thigh with a slightly red face, and said coquettishly: "You want to die!"
"Hahaha......" Zifeng Daoist laughed nonchalantly.
"So what?" Wang Fan said lightly: "I'm a monk!"
"I know you're a monk!" Daoist Zifeng looked at Wang Fan and said.
"Then why are you telling me this!?" Wang Fan rolled his eyes and said.
"I'm telling you this to let you know that I want to see my Ying baby, and I don't have time to chat with you!"
"I rub ......... It's too much! Wang Fan said hatefully.
"Hurry up and cool off!" Zifeng Daoist said disgustedly.
Wang Fan was not depressed after being abandoned by Zifeng Daoist, and turned his head to Mr. Liu and Yan Bo who were working.
"I didn't know before, you still have the skill of mouth cannon." When Mr. Liu finished stacking the last stack of copper coins, he got up and said.
"It's not boring to lie in bed, you can only talk about it."
"It's a waste of your eloquence if you don't dub your voice." Mr. Liu complained.
"Really? I'd rather voice Spider-Man! ”
"Is there a difference? Both are mouth cannons! ”
"Pretty much good! A handsome face like mine can only be matched with a superb. ”
"I find that you're pretty shameless now." The corners of Mr. Liu's mouth twitched.
"Is there one? I can actually eat with my face! ”
"Alas........." Mr. Liu was speechless for such a brazen person.
Mr. Liu ignored Wang Fan, who was spitting and foaming at his mouth, and took out his mobile phone and ordered takeout. After ordering takeout, Mr. Liu called the director of the hospital again to say hello.
hung up the phone, saw that Wang Fan was "beeping" with Yan Bo, and saw that Yan Bo's forehead was blue and faint, and it seemed that he was about to be annoyed by Wang Fan's mouth cannon.
"Ah~~~ I can't stand it!" Yan Bo broke out, directly picked up the corner of the quilt, and stuffed it into Wang Fan's mouth.
"Shut up, shut up, you shut up for me!" Yan Bo covered Wang Fan's mouth and roared like crazy.
Now I finally know that the villain is going to sew up the dead mouth for Mao in the Wolverine movie, which is really annoying.
In Wang Fan's invincible mouth cannon, the takeaway came, and Wang Fan stopped for a while during the meal, but just after eating, he didn't stop for a few minutes, and then he began to "beep and beep" again.
It kept "beeping beep" until dark, and there was no intention of stopping. Speaking of which, Wang Fan is also very powerful, he has been fighting for such a long time, and he has never drunk a sip of water, and he is also a god.
But no matter how loud Wang Fan's mouth is, someone has to pay attention to him, but Zifeng Daoist Zhiying Fairy is talking and laughing softly on the side, and he doesn't know what he is talking about. And Mr. Liu and Yan Bo had already put on their headphones and turned on the black, ignoring Wang Fan directly.
But it's a mouthpiece!! One person can also play very loudly, this is a high-level mouth cannon. Wang Fan saw that no one paid attention to him, so he started talking to himself.
"You say, rabbits, are they sleeping now?"
"Ah~~ I don't know if Sharu will be beaten to death by Kakarot!"
"I really want to become a Super Saiyan, too!"
"Huh!! When will my injuries be healed? ”
"It's strange, how can those cults ......" Wang Fan was only halfway through speaking, then he stopped speaking, stared at the door of the ward, and his face gradually became serious.
At the same time, Mr. Liu and Yan Bo, who were opening the black, also pulled off their headphones at the same time and looked up at the door of the ward.
As for Fairy Ying and Daoist Zifeng, they were no longer sprinkling dog food, and their eyes were also staring at the door of the ward, without saying a word.
"It's finally here!" Mr. Liu put away his phone and said.
As soon as the words fell, the glass on the door of the ward suddenly shook violently, and the glass shattered with a "pop", and a trace of yin qi floated into it.
Yan Bo squinted slightly at the door of the ward where the glass was broken, and his face changed in the next second, and he scolded directly: "KAO! This room is cut off. ”
Mr. Liu was about to open his mouth to ask what Yan Bo's situation was.
Suddenly, several hidden weapons flew in from outside the window, piercing the eyebrows of the Wind Daoist.
Seeing this, Fairy Ying's palm, which had naturally drooped, moved slightly, and in an instant, these hidden weapons were inexplicably fixed in the air. I saw that at some point, a net like filaments had risen on the side of the Zifeng Daoist near the window, and those hidden weapons were now being wound and fixed on the net.
The sound of "boom, boom, boom" came, and firecrackers were actually set off outside.
Ying Fairy listened to these sudden firecrackers, turned to the window, frowned slightly, and the next second Ying Fairy's head was slightly tilted, and a sniper bullet whistled in the sound of firecrackers, and wiped Ying Fairy's hair dangerously and dangerously, hitting the net composed of filaments behind Ying Fairy.