Chapter 95, there are many reasons to escape from drinking
"Haha, I didn't expect this guy to admit defeat when he still has time." Zheng Hao laughed, and then called someone to help Zhuo Shiro down to rest.
Zhou Wen also laughed, and laughed at Zhuo Shiro very much.
"Big brother, are you okay?" Lin Taohua asked him sideways.
"It's fine." Zhou Wen smiled indifferently, this little wine couldn't help him at all.
In the Celestial Empire, people said that northerners were good at drinking, but I didn't expect this Jin country to also have this characteristic. Lin Taohua originally thought that the wine fighting scene at the opening of Wuwei Zhai in Qiongya County was enough, but now when he saw the Qingzhou businessmen who were putting on a posture, he deeply realized what it was to see a big thing.
One Zhuo Shiro fell, and there were countless Zhuo Shiro waiting behind him.
Wave after wave of people came to toast, Lin Taohua couldn't stop drinking, that would be too unreasonable, but she couldn't drink with this and that, and she would get into trouble for nothing.
Looking at Qin Yuhan, the young owner of Shen Yun Tea Shop, who was pushing and exchanging cups with Zhou Wen in front of him, and then looking at the group of people behind him who were always paying attention to their table, Lin Taohua thought of an idea, and hurriedly dragged the corner of Zhou Wen's clothes under the table when Qin Yuhan was defeated.
Zhou Wen smiled and drank a glass with the person next to him, and glanced at Lin Taohua quietly.
Lin Taohua's eyes swept over the vacant place that Zhuo Shiro had vacated, and then blinked slightly.
Zhou Wen understood and bowed slightly. At this time, Yao Shanyou from Qingfeng Building came to toast again, and Zhou Wen smiled: "Ah, Yao Dongjia, my brother and sister have shallow the face of the owner, and my brother will make amends for him, and accompany the owner to have two drinks." Come on, change the big cup, pour it full. ”
Yao Shanyou looked at it and hurriedly waved his hand, "What did Brother Zhou say, what Mrs. said just now is very reasonable, it is Yao's words that are missing, and I really dare not apologize to Brother Zhou." ”
"Eh, my family has just come to Qingzhou and everyone here has to help, how can I not have a few drinks with my brother? Come on, come on, go one. ”
Yao Shanyou was forced by Zhou Wen to drink two large bowls in a row, and finally couldn't drink it anymore and excused himself, so Zhou Wen let him go, and then stumbled, and almost didn't sit empty when he sat down.
"Big brother." Lin Taohua hurriedly helped him and asked with concern, "Big brother, have you drunk too much?" If you can't drink it, I'll let the maid take you down to rest." ”
Zhou Wen waved his hand: "It's okay, I can still drink." He stumbled again.
Lin Taohua smiled, turned to Zheng Hao and said, "President, my eldest brother has a lot of wine, I'll take him down to rest." ”
Zheng Hao laughed and said, "It's time to get drunk." He drank the most at this table, which was really a lot. Help him down to rest. ”
Lin Taohua was overjoyed, and when she stood up, she wanted to help Zhou Wen to retreat, but at this time, someone stopped doing it and shouted from afar.
"Hey, today's president will pick up the wind and wash the dust for his wife, and his wife is the protagonist, how can he leave the scene? Brother Zhou is just drunk, just let the maid next to him help him down. ”
"Yes, yes. Those who were standing over there didn't hurry up to help Zhou Gongzi go down to rest. ”
When Lin Taohua saw this situation, she couldn't escape, so she hurriedly whispered to Zhou Wen: "Big brother will go down to rest first, and then I will think of other ways." ”
Zhou Wen whispered while pretending to be drunk: "I think these people are a little overly enthusiastic today, if you really can't hide, just drink two glasses and pretend to be drunk." ”
"yes, I see."
After the two communicated, Zhou Wen was helped down by the two maids, and Lin Taohua returned to the table.
At this time, without Zhou Wen blocking the wine, the enthusiasm of the men at the banquet became even higher, and they came to Lin Taohua's side to toast. Lin Taohua couldn't dodge, so she drank a few drinks with a few people, and then suddenly shook her body and raised an arm.
"Everyone, please listen to what the slave family has to say."
The people who were about to move saw that she was drunk and hazy, raised their hands and had something to say, and they all smiled very tacitly, only saying that she couldn't hold it and wanted to beg for mercy, and they all thought about how to answer.
The atmosphere on the field was a little weird, and Lin Taohua could guess what they were thinking by looking at the expressions of these people. In fact, she really didn't feel any sense of this form of persuading her to drink in different ways to express her joy, but it seemed that everyone here liked this, and the people of Qingzhou seemed to be particularly prominent, and they had the strength to not give up if they didn't get her drunk.
Lin Taohua really drank a lot today, and she didn't want to get drunk in front of a bunch of men without an image, so she could only find a way to save herself. I saw her eyes swept around the scene, and then said to Zheng Hao with a coquettish voice: "Brother Zheng, why did so many people at the banquet come to respect me?" Did you arrange it? ”
Zheng Hao smiled when he heard this: "What are you talking about, Madame, it is really Madame's reputation, and she is born with a fragrant country, don't talk about them, if I don't want to hold the identity of the president, I will also pay tribute to Mrs. Two more glasses to show my admiration." ”
Lin Taohua pouted in her heart, so she used the excuse that she was a woman, even if she was coquettish, no one would say anything about this.
"No," she said. You can't bully me like this. You are contrary to the teachings of the saints, no, not the work of real men. ”
"Hahaha."
She was drunk, pointed her slender fingers at everyone present, and complained coquettishly, causing a group of men to laugh.
"What does the lady want to do? That's it for today? Yao Shanyou took the opportunity to ask.
"Huh." Zheng Hao was dissatisfied and said: "Today, I will wash the dust for my wife, and naturally let everyone have a good time." ”
"Yes." Lin Taohua also smiled and answered, and then said with a smile: "But this wine can't be drunk like this, we have to change the rules." ”
"Oh? How do you want to drink? Zheng Hao asked with a smile.
Lin Taohua chuckled and said, "The old and the old, the young and the young." Since ancient times, brothers should take care of their younger siblings, hehe, the same applies to us. The gentlemen present are all older than the slave family, but they are all the brothers of the slave family, how can the elder brother not block the wine for the sister and persuade the sister to drink, don't you say? ”
"Uh, this ......"
In one sentence, she classified ninety percent of the people on the field into the ranks of not being able to drink with her, and the men present all looked at each other, and no one dared to object, otherwise they would not be charged with disobeying the teachings of the saints.
"Hehe, if my brothers don't object, I'll take your approval. The slave family thanks the brothers for taking care of the little sister. She straightened her dress and bowed.
"......" a group of men could only pinch their noses and admit it.
"Hahaha, my little sister's ability to escape from alcohol is amazing." Zheng Hao saw that the situation was decided, and laughed.
Lin Taohua smiled embarrassedly: "Brother Zheng, don't laugh at me, it's my brothers who let me." ”
"Hahaha." Zheng Hao saw that she was cheap and behaved, and laughed a little louder.
"What Mrs. Zhou said is extremely true, the kid Li Jingxing, eighteen this year, I don't know what to do as Mrs. Zhou's brother?" At this time, Lin Taohua had a very young boy on the right front seat, got up and hugged his fists and asked.
According to Zhou Ming, Peach Blossom is also eighteen this year, so she smiled: "Then I have to ask what month the son's birthday is." ”
Li Jingxing said with a smile: "The kid was born in the ninth month of the lunar calendar, what about the lady?" ”
Well, the peach blossoms bloom in March, so let's have a birthday in March. So Lin Taohua said: "Hehe, it turned out to be a younger brother." ”
Li Jingxing's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said at the end of the wine glass: "In this way, the younger brother wants to give my sister a glass to show respect." ”
Lin Taohua smiled lightly: "Of course you can, but my sister likes people who are good at homework, if my brother wants my sister to drink happily, I have to consider my brother's homework." If you can't compare to your sister, then it's no wonder that your sister punished you for drinking three cups of yourself. ”
This old can't bully her, and when she is young, she has to take other people's homework. Zheng Hao sat on the sidelines and couldn't be happy.
Li Jingxing didn't know how Lin Taohua was educated, and he didn't know the bottom of his heart for a while.
Lin Taohua's apricot eyes bent, and she said with a smile: "In this way, let's take the right pair, and anyone younger than nineteen years old on the scene can challenge me." If you can get out, I'll have a drink with him, and if you can't get it, hehe, if you don't work hard to get three glasses of wine. Would the brothers be willing? ”
"Okay, Madam, please come out." If you have a good sense of literary talent, you can't help but quarrel.
Lin Taohua saw that no one objected, so she smiled and said: "My upper link is, Qinglinkou, yellow blacksmith, set up a red furnace, burn black charcoal, and sit south and face north to fight things." ”
This couplet comes from the poet fairy Li Bai, it is said that because the mouth of the cannibal is short for a blacksmith to write a couplet, because he was drunk and did not give the next couplet, the next day when the blacksmith went to look for him to get the couplet, Li Bai had already left, and the couplet became absolute.
When Lin Taohua saw this couplet at that time, she studied it. This upper link contains four colors, four directions, plus the flat requirements of the couplet, the requirements for the lower link are still very high.
After she finished speaking, sure enough, a group of men at the table began to whisper. There are those who discuss with each other, and there are those who advise their juniors. Lin Taohua was not in a hurry, sat down and drank a cup of tea, and then asked, "Do you brothers have an answer?" ”
The few young people looked at each other, and none of them seemed to have good answers.
"Since no one comes out, then we have to drink." Lin Taohua doesn't have to drink herself, and she still has the opportunity to pour it into others, and she is very happy in her heart.
"Wait." Li Jingxing suddenly spoke up to stop the maid from adding wine.
Lin Taohua smiled and asked, "Does Brother Jingxing have an answer?" ”
Li Jingxing shook his head, and then said: "The younger brother is not good at studying and admits punishment, but I want to ask my sister to announce the answer." ”
Lin Taohua was stunned, she didn't have an answer, and it was difficult to match the upper link casually, so she was ashamed and said: "I just thought of the upper link, and the lower link has not been thought of yet." ”
Li Jingxing's eyes lit up: "In this way, we are unwilling to lose." We were fined three glasses of wine, so why should my sister accompany us with one glass each. ”
When Lin Taohua heard this, she smiled bitterly in her heart, she knew that she would find an upper link that she knew about the next link.
"That's it, please have a full drink."
A few other smaller ones also began to heckle.
Lin Taohua couldn't escape, so she had a drink with each of these seven or eight boys, so her already dizzy head was completely confused.
"Brother Zheng, I have to go out to change my clothes, hehe, you wait for me." She staggered and grinned.
The men were also considered to have drunk and made trouble, so they smiled and invited her to take care of herself.