Facelift?

You're a big-headed ghost!

"The whole school toilet, you brush it for a month."

ended, Chen Fan hung up directly.

"Kukukuku...... Poof......"

Wang Miaoqi on the side had tried his best to endure it, but in the end he couldn't hold back, and couldn't stop laughing: "Tao Bao, are you mentally retarded when Brother Fan?" ”

"He actually used this lie to prevaricate Brother Fan!"

"Do you think Brother Fan will believe it?"

"Even I don't believe it!"

"You're dying on your own! No one can save you! ”

Tao Bao: "You think I'm lying?!" ”

Wang Miaoqi: "Isn't it?" ”

Tao Bao: "It's true!! ”

Wang Miaoqi was stunned for a moment, and her laughter stopped: "It's all this time, you don't have to act, right?" ”

Tao Bao: "Play your sister!" ”

"I don't believe you can check it yourself!"

"Uh......"

Hearing this, Wang Miaoqi really went to check it himself.

A few minutes later.

"Haha......"

"Tao Bao, you're really unlucky."

"So...... Should you be punished by Brother Fan? ”

Wang Miaoqi asked with a laugh.

Tao Bao: "Do I have a choice?" ”

"Haha......"

"Woo...... You stuffed your socks in my mouth? Phew......"

"Gross!"

"Haha...... Let you laugh at me! ”

……

Chen Fan was still depressed at this time, and decided to have a battle with the second dog brother!

Really!

Chen Ergou has a lot of unread messages.

Chen Fan checked them one by one, and replied one by one.

And one of them, he paused, quite interested: "A nursery rhyme that is very scary." ”

"The big rabbit is sick, the second rabbit looks, the third rabbit buys medicine, the fourth rabbit boils, the fifth rabbit dies, the sixth rabbit lifts, the seventh rabbit digs a pit, the eighth rabbit buries, the nine rabbits sit on the ground and cry, and the ten rabbits ask why it is crying? Nine rabbits, five rabbits and one district will not come back! ”

"What story did you deduce?"

Chen Fan: "Why am I reading and singing?" ”

Immediately, after a little thought, he replied: "This is a bloody dispute, a murder plot. ”

"Too many words!"

"In this way, I'll get back to you when I'm free."

"Now, the previous part: 1, first, the metaphor of man as an animal is a common technique used by literati, and man has a class."

"The so-called big rabbit, of course, is the person with the highest status and class (also referring to the ruling class), the big rabbit is sick, and if you want to cure its disease, you must do whatever it takes, even sacrificing a rabbit as a medicine!"

"2, the sick rabbit is the big rabbit, but the five rabbits died suddenly, apparently they were made into medicine."

"3, 'buy medicine' is actually a black word, because in fact, you only need some simple herbs, mainly medicine, so this 'buy medicine' refers to killing the rabbit that makes medicine, and the three rabbits are a killer."

"4, why are there five rabbits to make medicine? Because which rabbit is suitable for medicine is decided by the doctor, the second rabbit is the doctor. ”

"5, it can be launched, the two rabbits borrowed a knife to kill the rabbit and killed the five rabbits, what is the festival between them? It could be a love killing, because of a female rabbit! ”

"6. Who is the female rabbit? Think about it, women love to cry sex, so the nine rabbits are female rabbits, and the nine rabbits also know the truth, so they cry, because she loves the five rabbits! ”

"7, 'six rabbits lift', this is obviously a sick sentence, how can a rabbit be lifted? He was carried first, because he was dead, and that's why he was carried. Carry his two rabbits, then dig a pit and bury the corpse. That's right, it was the Seven Rabbits and the Eight Rabbits who carried him! ”

"8. Why were the six rabbits killed? He was killed by the killer Three Rabbits, because the Five Rabbits and the Six Rabbits had a good relationship, and when the Three Rabbits killed the Five Rabbits, the Six Rabbits were also there, and they joined forces to resist, so the Three Rabbits had to kill them all. ”

"As for point 9, you can guess, I don't want to do it yet."

"The following analysis, wait until you have time to go back."

"Ding! Bite! ”

At this moment, Chen Fan's personal terminal remembered the sound of the news.

"Tao Bao?"

Chen Fan clicked on it, and saw that it was a task!

"Escort the school's convoy back to school at the receiving point at Supply Base 015!"

After seeing this task, Chen Fan: "??? ”

And then he laughed!

"I just went on an SS-class mission to store the hunted Abyssal Titan corpse at the receiving point, and then I was tasked with transporting the Abyssal Titan corpse back to the school?"

"Is this earning double credits?"

"It's done!"

Chen Fan has no reason not to do it.

This is an A-level task, and although the credit reward for the task is only 10,000, it will not delay much time.

SS-class missions aren't as easy to find a suitcase, and it's nice to escort the convoy back to school until you find the right one!

Moreover, it is also a good choice to perform an A-level mission and relax before the 1 million credits are credited, before getting the sixth wave of the ten waves and the sixth of the ten strengths, and relaxing.

"And if you want to get a reward of 1 million credits, you must safely hand over this batch of corpses to the safe sports school!"

"Only after the school verifies will the credits be credited to my account!"

Chen Fan is now desperate to get 1 million credits and enjoy the feeling of getting rich!

"Whew!"

Next, Chen Fan had a simple meal, and then rested for a while, and then came to the receiving point of the No. 015 supply base.

Coincidentally, I ran into the previous staff member again.

"Hi, hello."

Chen Fan took the initiative to greet and said, "I just took over the task of escorting our transport team back to school. ”

"Is that you?"

The staff glanced at Chen Fan, and then directly handed over a piece of paper.

"What's this?"

Chen Fan asked.

"An agreement, if you lose it halfway, you are fully responsible."

The staff said.

“……”

"For the sake of 10,000 credits, I still have to take on this responsibility?"

Chen Fan suddenly hesitated.

He has always been more reluctant to sign this kind of agreement, and he feels as if he has signed a deed of sale.

"If you don't sign this kind of agreement, what if you are greedy for ink?"

"The corpses transported this time are worth 10 million credits! There are even two creepers! ”

"Although 10 million credits is nothing to the school, it is a loophole that is easy for people to exploit."

The staff said.

"Worth 10 million credits?"

Hearing this, Chen Fan was scared, this is too much, right?

"What if something happens?"

He asked nervously.

Staff: "You're fully responsible." ”

"Uh......"

"I mean, I wasn't greedy for ink, but I lost it!"

Chen Fan said.

Staff: "You're fully responsible." ”

Chen Fan: "......"