Chapter 708: Three Treasures
Chapter 708: Three Treasures
The scorpions popped out meat jokes one after another, one after another, and there were a lot of body movements and various ridiculous and bad tones.
Now Zhang Yi is still used to her telling meat jokes with the face of the scorpion, but Zhang Yi really can't imagine what kind of scene the scorpion uses that Lori face to tell meat jokes.
"You're laughing, I'm sorry for telling so many meat jokes!" The scorpion said a little unhappily.
Zhang Yi:(°ー°〃)
It's not that Zhang Yi doesn't laugh, the question is too yellow and dirty, and Zhang Yi is really speechless.
"I said, how did you find so many pornographic jokes?" Zhang Yi said with a wry smile.
"What do you mean, these paragraphs are all written by myself!" The scorpion said arrogantly.
"I ...... That one...... You ......" Zhang Yi was completely speechless.
"Okay, let's not talk about it, let me ask you a question!" The scorpion waved his hand and said, "Do you know what three treasures there are in the Northeast?"
Zhang Yi:(ᄑ_ᄑ)
"What are you talking about, what are you doing with a dead fish face!" The scorpion said with a puffed out face.
Zhang Yi:(ᄑ_ᄑ)
"You don't know...... Scorpion said with a smile.
"I won't answer you, you die!" Zhang Yi said categorically.
After being mixed with scorpions for a long time, Zhang Yi saw at a glance that this was definitely a pit, and it was strange that he would jump into it stupidly.
Seeing that Zhang Yi was so rigid and didn't eat oil and salt, the scorpion pulled the rhubarb and began to speak, of course, the most important thing was to say it to Zhang Yi.
"Rhubarb, do you know which three treasures there are in the Northeast?"
"Whoa......"
"The three treasures of the Northeast are ginseng, mink, and ura grass!"
"Whoa!!"
"Then do you know what the three treasures a man has?"
"Whoa......"
"Sausages, tribute pills, a pile of grass!"
"Whoa!!"
"Then do you know what the three treasures a woman has?"
"Whoa......"
"Pearls, scallops, mimosas!"
"Whoa!!"
"Zhang Yi, do you know what a woman's mimosa means?" The scorpion turned its head, its eyes sly sly.
"I ......" Zhang Yi hesitated for a long time, not knowing how to answer. (⇀‸↼‵‵)
"It's not too early, it's time to go to bed, and tomorrow we'll be digging into the reeds!" Zhang Yi was really defeated by the scorpion, and he held it for a long time, as long as he said such a paragraph. ... ( _ _)ノ|
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When resting in the reeds, Zhang Yi and his party did not make a fire or anything, for fear of accidentally igniting these reeds.
Because there was no fire source, Zhang Yi and his party slept almost next to each other in order to keep warm.
The first half of the night was fine, until the second half of the night......
In the second half of the night, Zhang Yi first felt that the place where he slept was a little wet, and then felt something scratching his face, which made his face a little painful.
These two strange feelings were superimposed on each other, and Zhang Yi woke up from his sleep.
"Damn, why am I here!?" As soon as Zhang Yi opened his eyes in a daze, he opened a foul mouth.
I saw that Zhang Yi slept in the reeds at some point, and under him was a piece of overwhelmed reeds, and the wet feeling just now was the slightly wet ground in the reeds through the reeds, and the scratching sensation on his face was the feeling of the reed leaves blowing on Zhang Yi's face.
First of all, he inexplicably entered the reeds, and the scorpions, rhubarb and Cang teacher all disappeared, and Zhang Yi was the only one around in the reeds.
Zhang Yi hurriedly got up and looked around, his face suddenly became ugly, because there were no traces of human entry in the reeds around him, all of them were intact reeds, only the reeds under Zhang Yi's feet were overwhelmed. That is to say, Zhang Yi suddenly entered the reeds, and judging from the size range of the overwhelming reeds, it seems that Zhang Yi was the only one lying here, because Zhang Yi clearly remembered that Zhang Yi slept with the larger Teacher Cang before going to bed, and if Teacher Cang was also there, it would be absolutely impossible to overwhelm only such a small area.
Zhang Yiqiang took a few breaths, calmed himself down first, and carefully recalled what happened before going to bed. After thinking about it for a long time, Zhang Yi didn't come up with anything strange.
"Forget it, it seems that it shouldn't be just me, it's estimated that they have all been separated...... Zhang Yi muttered, then raised his head and opened his throat and yelled.
"Scorpion, Mr. Cang, Rhubarb, where are you!?"
"Did you hear that!?"
"When you hear it, you should say it!"
Zhang Yi's voice echoed in the reeds, and there was no response for a long time, only a few gusts of wind shook the reeds, making a "rustling" sound.
Seeing this, Zhang Yi didn't continue to shout, the situation had already entered the worst part according to what Zhang Yi thought in his heart. Originally, Zhang Yi still had a glimmer of hope, thinking that even if he entered this reed bush inexplicably, it should not be too far away, but now it seems that it is not.
"Let's get out of the reeds first......" Zhang Yi smacked his mouth and said helplessly.
This reed bush is very large, and during the day, when Mr. Cang is thrown up to a height of nearly three stories, he can only barely see the end in front of him, and he can't see it at all from left to right.
"En......" Zhang Yi touched his chin and thought for a while, then looked up at the starry sky. The night sky in Shennongjia was very bright, and Zhang Yi found the North Star at a glance, and then deduced the direction of the reeds from this North Star.
I don't know how deep I went into the reeds, but I came in anyway, so instead of going back to my sleeping place, I should go the other way and walk directly out of the reeds.
After making up his mind and choosing a direction, Zhang Yi opened the Eye of Heaven as soon as he closed his eyes, and walked towards the depths of the reeds with the Eye of Heaven as illumination.
Stop and go all the way, look up from time to time to determine the direction, occasionally shout to hear if there is a response, and continue walking if there is no response.
The mud in the reeds was wet and soft, and Zhang Yi didn't have long to go, and his shoes accumulated a thick layer of mud, and he felt a lot heavier when he lifted his feet.
Seeing this, Zhang Yi had no choice but to raise his feet and rub back and forth among the reeds to rub the mud off his shoes to reduce weight.
"Huh!?" As soon as Zhang Yi finished rubbing his shoes, he felt a strange thing.
"The color of this soil ......" Zhang Yi bent down and stretched out his finger to dip a little mud, put it in front of his eyes and carefully observed it.
"It's ...... Yellow Clay !! Zhang Yi saw the color of the soil clearly and exclaimed.
At first, because of the night, Zhang Yi didn't notice the color of the soil for a while.
"Strange, I remember that the color of the soil I saw outside the reeds was obviously black, how could it turn yellow in it, and besides, the reeds are not suitable for growing in the yellow mud at all!" Zhang Yi muttered to himself.