Chapter 96: Dare to eat Lao Niang's tofu, fight with you

Murong Qi gritted his teeth, picked up a piece and threw it into his mouth, held his breath and chewed, his face was full of cows, wasn't he purely looking for abuse? Why did you remember to eat this thing?

The entrance is scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and the red spicy powder stimulates the taste buds, and I take a careful breath, it really smells stinky and tastes delicious. Although it is not as delicious as the mountains and seas, it has its own flavor.

"Not bad, are you sure you don't want to taste it?"

Leng Qinghuan poked his head over, stretched out his finger and pointed: "Look at that soup, it's slimy, just like snot." And the stinky tofu, black, like feet that haven't been washed in months, and it tastes the same. ”

Murong Qi slowly stopped chewing, his throat and eyes were a little itchy, and he thought of the slug that had excellent elasticity in Shicai. The food is delicious, but I can't help this woman like this, who can still have an appetite?

"No matter how stinky it is, can it still stink in your mouth?"

Leng Qinghuan smacked his lips: "How can my mouth stink like yours?" When you speak, it stinks. ”

Murong Qi lost his appetite and put the bowl aside.

"Do you even eat or not? There's a bunch of dogs waiting for you outside the car. Leng Qinghuan smiled slyly.

"What are you waiting for me to do?"

Leng Qinghuan pursed his mouth and shrank back smartly: "Because, they will think that you are robbing them of and eating, haha." ”

was proud, Murong Qi's handsome face magnified in front of her, and then, a stinky mouth directly blocked her mouth tightly!

It's really stinky, and it smells of stinky tofu.

She leaned back, but behind her was the carriage, and there was nowhere to escape.

Leng Qinghuan was stunned in an instant, and his soul was frightened for a while, and there was a roar in his ears. What the hell is going on? The old lady's first kiss, just like that? Dedicated to stinky tofu?

Murong Qi, you are looking for death!

She pushed Murong Qi away vigorously, and without thinking about it, she threw a punch directly!

Murong Qishi was really hot, and when he saw that Leng Qinghuan's conspiracy had succeeded, he looked proud, and he didn't get angry.

As the saying goes, it's better to be alone than to be happy, so let this woman taste the taste of stinky tofu too. This idea is not a hooligan, what is hooligan is that he has such an idea, not to serve the stinky tofu on the side, but directly impulsively blocked her sharp mouth.

Vice General Yu said that some women smell bad and taste good. However, he didn't taste what Leng Qinghuan's mouth tasted at all, because his entire mouth was filled with the smell of stinky tofu.

All he remembered was that the sudden touch felt that the woman's lips were soft, tender, slippery, softer than egg whites, finer than flower petals, and smoother than the finest silks.

Moreover, this cold little touch, and a numb touch, instantly transmitted to the brain, and the heart suddenly beat fast, like a deer blindly crashing around in the chest. The blood in the body also boiled rapidly, rushing, shouting, awakening every touch in the body, and all became alive.

This feeling had been felt before, mixed with the scent of wisteria flowers, which made the woman's lips resemble wisteria flowers swaying above her head. He had mistaken it for the effect of the drug.

He was distracted for a moment, causing Leng Qinghuan's fist to succeed and hit him in the face. Fortunately, he was agile enough to stop the loss in time, so that the pink fist only swollen the corner of his lip.

"Murong Qi, you dare to eat my tofu!" Leng Qinghuan instantly looked like an angry lioness, punching and kicking: "The old lady fought with you!" ”

She is naturally not Murong Qi's opponent, but Murong Qi has a weak heart when she does bad things, so she lifted the car curtain, her figure flashed, and she fled.

Leng Qinghuan picked up the bowl of stinky tofu and threw it directly at his back.

The bowl with stinky tofu bloomed in the middle of the street.

The coachman looked at the back of his prince who fled in the wilderness and was dumbfounded: "Princess Niangniang, you are angry, didn't the prince just eat a piece of stinky tofu from you?" The villain buys you another one. ”

Leng Qinghuan gritted his teeth with hatred: "Buy one? How can I buy one copy? Your prince loves to eat very much, tell the boss, I have it all. ”

The carriage returned with a full load. Leng Qinghuan directly carried two jars of stinky tofu to Murong Qi's study.

Because of his weak heart, Murong Qi ran away to take refuge elsewhere and has not yet returned. Leng Qinghuan piled two jars of stinky tofu into his study and bed, and then he was reluctantly relieved, clapped his hands, and went back to take a petal bath.

In the bazaar, the business of the owner who sells stinky tofu suddenly booms, and the supply exceeds demand every day.

According to eyewitnesses, the prince of the god of war was beaten by the princess because he robbed the princess of a piece of stinky tofu, and then fled.

And the princess felt that she was not happy to eat it, so she wrapped all the stinky tofu and brought it back to the palace. It can be seen from this that this stinky tofu is such a wonderful delicacy that can turn the eyes of loving couples and noble princes and princesses into it.

The boss also deliberately changed the signboard for this purpose, expanded the scale, and spent a lot of money to make a hot gold plaque: "Princess Stinky Tofu", which was popular in the capital for a while.

Murong Qi ate and drank in the second prince's mansion until midnight, and the second prince was already so sleepy that the chickens pecked at the rice before he returned to the Qiwang Mansion.

Before he pushed open the door of his study, there was still a trace of charm in his heart that made him blush and his heart beat, and he was not even aware of the strange stares that the guards threw at him.

The doors and windows of the study were tightly closed, and the guards did not have the sight to open the door and turn on the lamp as usual. He pushed it away, and suddenly, the stench that had been fermented and accumulated all afternoon came to the surface. He was stunned, and for a moment his feet did not move.

The guards behind him knelt down in unison: "The prince spares his life, the princess is angry, it's too scary, we don't dare to stop it." ”

"The princess said that there are important military secrets in your study, and no one is allowed to trespass."

No one dares to say it, they are afraid of the two cans of stinky tofu in Leng Qinghuan's hands.

Murong Qi clenched his teeth, he didn't need to enter the house, he didn't need to hold the lamp, he guessed, and he could guess what a tragic scene was in the study.

I have long known that this woman will be cautious, but I didn't expect her to be so insidious and vicious!

He snorted coldly: "This king's study is important, you actually let others enter and leave freely, and you still waste it like this." Well, that's good! ”

The guards were silent, but they didn't dare to speak back. The side concubine will drill into your study if she has nothing to do, what happened to the princess when she went in?

Murong Qi shook his sleeves angrily, slammed the door shut again, and his forehead was bruised: "Give you a stick of incense time, clean up the study, these stinky tofu, that is, your day's meals tomorrow, all of them will be eaten for me, and there will be no soup left!" ”

"Huh?"

The guards wailed in their hearts. It is said that the fire at the city gate affected the fish in the pond, and if it is true, you two are angry, what are you going to do to punish us?

Slander is slander, the prince's orders must be listened to, and remember, in the prince's study in the future, the princess will never be allowed to step further, this is a lesson of blood and tears.