[All] low-level comedy (Daji): Yo, the other side is quite good at playing, the four wild kings

At the beginning, looking at Daji's sour words on the other side, Jiang Yiyi just smiled, isn't this a typical example of saying that grapes are sour when you can't eat them?

But Jiang Yiyi didn't care about it, it didn't mean that Zhou Shinian didn't mind, and silently grabbed Daji on the opposite side to 0-7. What's funny is that Na Daji not only did not restrain but intensified the relationship between Zhou Shinian and Jiang Yiyi, for this little Daji's little tricks and tricks, Jiang Yiyi didn't have so much leisure and elegance to expose, just focused on his own game operation, and won almost half of the team's head after a while, so that Zhou Shinian's Ma Chao only had a part-time job with a huge national standard.

"Workers, souls, and workers are all people. Today is not ruthless to grab people's heads, tomorrow's status will not be stable enough, tired is right to hit the workers, comfort is left to the rich, love assists, love to work, assist to the end, today team battle is not hard, tomorrow go home to guard the high ground. Boss, you are the best worker in our dormitory. In this situation, Duan Jiali, the leader of the atmosphere group, made up a rap to relieve boredom and sang it with his unique accent, which really made people laugh.

"Get out!" Worker Zhou Shinian roared loudly, and with Zhou Shinian's profound roar, the atmosphere gradually became warmer, and several people began to chat without a match.

"Sister-in-law, are there any girls in reality who are not interested in money?" Xu Rong remembered a girl he met not long ago, looking beautiful and moving, but in fact, he was deeply worshipping money, and this material society made him more and more difficult on the road to getting rid of singles.

"Yes, these girls are generally more interested in animals." Jiang Yiyi saw him ask, so he replied seriously.

"What animal?" Xu Rong was shocked to find that there were really girls in this world who were not interested in money, and couldn't help asking.

"BMW, Land Rover, Jaguar, Bugatti Veyron."

Xu Rong: "......"

"it!" After three seconds of silence, Xu Rong let out an exclamation, which made Duan Jiali very puzzled.

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"I'll tell you, my '' has a deep meaning, wo read a cao read a sound, it means contempt, wo read four cao read two tones, it means doubt, wo read three cao read four tones, it means anger, wo read four cao read four tones, it means surprise, wo read four cao read softly, it means startled." Xu Rong smiled rather proudly.

"I can only say that Chinese culture is broad and profound." Duan Jiali gave him a thumbs up.

"Shouldn't it be a compliment to my understanding?" Xu Rong asked rhetorically.

"Xu Rong, aren't you a science student?" Xu Rong's comprehension ability surprised Jiang Yiyi and asked.

"He was the top student in the liberal arts province in the college entrance examination." Xu Rong didn't speak, but Zhou Shinian answered quickly for him.

Liberal arts champion changed career to become a science student? This time it was Jiang Yiyi's turn to "lie down", and she didn't expect her master's roommates to be really stunning.

Xu Rong: "I'm so happy! ”

Jiang Yiyi: "Yes......"

Duan Jiali: "yes! ”

Jiang Yiyi: "Yes......"

Bao Shibin: "Boss, you C!" ”

Duan Jiali: "Super God is amazing! ”

Xu Rong: "Boss, let's open again!" Open it again! ”

Bao Shibin: "Let me tell you, my Han Xin's ultimate move just now to avoid tower damage is really powerful......

Several people chattered and shared their wonderful moments, and the fierce discussion instantly overshadowed Jiang Yiyi's voice, which couldn't help but make her feel helpless, she sighed and said quietly: "Forget it, I'll order a cup of milk tea." ”

"I'll buy it for you, what do you want to drink? I'll buy it for you. Zhou Shinian smiled and asked.

Seeing this, ......the rest of the people instantly quieted down.

"Also, what did you want to say earlier?" Zhou Shinian clearly remembered that Jiang Yiyi had something to say before, and all his attention was on her, so her every move, joy, anger, sorrow and joy all pulled his thoughts.

"I ......" Jiang Yiyi was surprised by what Zhou Shinian said to her, and couldn't remember what she wanted to say for a while, so she casually found a topic and said, "Xiangxiang's new skin is so good-looking!" ”

"I'll buy it for you."

"I didn't mean that...... Jiang Yiyi wanted to cry without tears, she just sighed casually, she really didn't mean to buy, but in Zhou Shinian's eyes, it didn't mean that, and continued to pay.

"What do you drink milk tea?" Zhou Shinian remembered that the two of them had been playing games together for so long, and they hadn't really bought anything for her, and overheard from her roommate that she loved to drink milk tea, so she couldn't help but ask.

When it came to milk tea, Jiang Yiyi's eyes lit up: "Zhizhi peach is low in calorie sugar, less sugar and light cheese, and less ice in smoothies." ”

"Zhizhi peach wants candy ......" Jiang Yiyi said a lot, Zhou Shinian was afraid that he would not be able to remember and read it again, and at first glance he was the owner who had never bought milk tea for girls on weekdays.

"No, no, it's low-calorie sugar and less sugar." Seeing her master's clumsy appearance, Jiang Yiyi wanted to laugh but couldn't, so she hurriedly corrected.

"Oh? Less sugar, low calorie sugar and ...... on ice," Zhou Shinian repeated.

"Hahaha, no, it's a smoothie with less ice." Jiang Yiyi couldn't help laughing, less ice smoothies and ice are not the same concept!

"Zhizhi peach peach low calorie sugar and then less sugar." Zhou Shi understood it and repeated it.

"Yes, yes, then light cheese, less ice smoothie." Seeing this, Jiang Yiyi immediately added.

"Zhizhi peach low-calorie sugar, less sugar light cheese, less ice smoothie." In this regard, Zhou Shinian summed up the final answer, "I have already ordered it for you, it will be delivered in twenty minutes, remember to go downstairs to get it." ”

"Okay." Jiang Yiyi nodded obediently, and when he sensed that something was wrong, Zhou Shinian had already persuaded the other three to retreat.

Jiang Yiyi wanted to practice Sun Shangxiang, so Zhou Shinian took a Taiyi to follow her.

Our lineup: Sun Shangxiang, Taiyi Zhenren, Pei Baohu, Xiao Qiao, Kai

Enemy lineup: Sima Yi, Zhang Liang, Hou Yi, Cai Wenji, Xiahoudun

"Is the shooter a girl? This took me flying. After Pei Baohu made a record on the first floor, he boasted to Jiang Yiyi on the fourth floor, and his intuition told him that this was a very beautiful young lady.

"No, it's a brother." Jiang Yiyi hurriedly typed and clarified.

"Where's the good brother?" Seeing that this trick didn't work, the man found another way and exchanged pleasantries with this titular brother, because he firmly believed that this Sun Shangxiang was a female player.

"Me? People who develop the road sometimes go to the opposite wild area to hang out. Jiang Yiyi typed seriously, and entered the game as soon as the words were spoken.

"And what do you like to eat?" As soon as he saw that there was something to talk about, the man took the opportunity to ask.

"Soldier line, blood pack, river crab, buff, head snort."

Zhou Shinian: "Puff ......"

Seeing Jiang Yiyi's answer, Gao Leng Zhou Shinian couldn't help laughing, this little girl is too cute!

"And what type of jungler do you like?" The man became more and more convinced of his inner thoughts, and deliberately asked after winning the three kills.

"Look at whether the wind is downwind or against the wind, the headwind likes the jungler on the opposite side, and if the wind is downwind, it is usually my wild." Jiang Yiyi typed disdainfully.

"Come on, come on, I'll give you a red call." The man lured the red buff of silk blood to Jiang Yiyi's place and pressed the assembly signal, followed by a long-awaited wait.

"No, I've hurt myself enough, and you've robbed me of my experience." Jiang Yiyi pressed the retreat signal and typed with a face of rejection.

"Let you touch the tiger, do you want to try?" The man thought to himself, don't all girls like this kind of cute and cute thing? So when he said this, he was very proud, as if he were bound to win everything.

Jiang Yiyi did not have the slightest joy for his teammates' ancient ways, but looked disgusted, "Don't, I'm allergic to tigers." If you have this time, you might as well go and start a dragon. ”

"Yiyi, come here, I'm going to start a group." Zhou Shinian raised his eyebrows, very satisfied with Jiang Yiyi's reply, a tendon, refusing to communicate, in short, he is not interested in you.

"Okay, Master, I'm here!" Jiang Yiyi smiled and operated Sun Shangxiang to walk quickly towards the river where Zhou Shinian was.

"I'm being controlled this time, otherwise Tianxiu, they will all die."

"Brother, don't send it, it's almost time to stay home." Seeing his teammates fall into a disadvantage and not knowing it, Zhou Shinian couldn't help but type.

"Don't play, the tailwind game is a headwind game, and the 10,000 on the opposite side of the economy is still gone, so angry! What bullshit teammates. Report it! Jiang Yiyi said angrily, she just hit five, and several teammates couldn't even keep home, so she was really speechless.

"Yiyi, calm down."

"I really obeyed that mage, and I didn't have the slightest movement or awareness." As soon as he mentioned his 4-15 Xiao Qiao, Jiang Yiyi was angry, he would not travel to support or give signals in the early stage, and the whole one-man machine always liked the return trip outside the grass, which was really annoying.

"You dissipate your anger."

"And you, Master, why do you keep following me?" Jiang Yiyi flattened her mouth, Zhou Shinian had been persuading her to calm down, where could she calm down, and subconsciously led the war to him.

"You have the highest economy in the audience, of course I ......," Zhou Shinian replied innocently.

"Won't you protect the others?" What's the use of her becoming a god alone? Don't you have to stay home? Haven't you been burglarized yet?

"I can't."

"Why?" Listening to Zhou Shinian's categorical answer, Jiang Yiyi's anger seemed to hit the cotton, and he instantly became weak and weak.

"What does their life or death have to do with me?" Zhou Shinian's eyebrows and eyes were full of indifference, his thin lips opened slightly, and he said coldly.

"Can you take care of the big picture?" The advantage of the previous game was obviously ruined, and she actually wanted to win, not just the game.

Zhou Shinian: "I take care of it." ”

Jiang Yiyi: "Where did you care?" ”

Zhou Shinian: "You are my overall situation." ”

"I ...... You! Nerve! Jiang Yiyi was speechless for a while, and quickly exited the double-row interface without looking back.

"It's worthy of being the boss, and the quarrels are so imposing." Xu Rong gave him a thumbs up with a look of relief.

"That's right, love words are also easy to come by, and I'm a big man who blushes when he hears it." Duan Jiali echoed.

"What's the noise? Is today's experiment done? Zhou Shinian's cold eyes swept away, and with his glance, the air seemed to freeze for a moment.

"Isn't it just that my sister-in-law ignores you? As for taking a few brothers to be angry? Besides, girls, it's good to coax. Duan Jiali smiled, he was no longer surprised by Zhou Shinian's moodiness, and continued to joke casually.

"How much do you know? You're a single dog. Xu Rong unceremoniously glanced at him for Zhou Shinian.

"Tell me as if you're not single." Duan Jiali punched Xu Rong's elbow, and the two immediately "scuffled" together.