On the other side of the sunbath, there is a temporary kitchen, which uses a large pot and stove unique to the countryside, and the time is already past noon, and the invited chef has fried a few hot dishes before starting the meal.

There were endless topics among relatives, and everyone chatted while eating, and somehow, they soon talked about the marriage of their children.

A cousin suddenly asked, "Ah Yun, Xiao Ye is not young, when are you going to get married?" ”

Fang Yun smiled awkwardly: "Don't worry, he only graduated this year, of course he has to delay it for a few years." ”

"Then there should always be a girlfriend, college students are open now, I heard that many people have children before graduation."

Fang Yun was speechless, so he could only throw the pot to Fang Ye: "By the way, son, what about your girlfriend?" ”

Fang Ye, who was working hard, was stunned: "My girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend! ”

"Don't have a girlfriend?" A cousin almost laughed out loud, "Xiao Ye won't be joking, my son has more than one girlfriend since he first entered kindergarten, and you are a college student who is still a single dog, and you are too inferior, right?" ”

A cousin also smiled: "Xiaoye, you see that you are also a small boss now, you can't forget the major events of your life, you can get married later, but a girlfriend must be made, your cousin is only three months older than you, I entered an electronics factory to work last year, good guy, he changed seven girlfriends in less than a year, an average of two months, awesome?" ”

Not only Fang Ye was this time, but even Fang Yun and Fan Yulan were frightened.

Fang Yun was puzzled: "Seven a year, this is too exaggerated, right?" ”

Uncle Tang said in a gullif: "What's this, there are more women and fewer men in this electronics factory, let me tell you, my son is already low-key, and some men are even more exaggerated, not only have several girlfriends at the same time, but also can live in harmony!" ”

Fan Yulan said: "Isn't that a mess? ”

"Ahem, anyway, men don't suffer." Another cousin said, "Boys should try a few more girlfriends before they get married, this is the same as leather shoes, you don't try a few pairs, how do you know which style fits better, if my son can't get into college, I will also let him work in that electronics factory, maybe he will be able to hold his grandson back then!" ”

Fang Ye was dumbfounded when he heard it, I realized, it turns out that these elders are so open-minded, it's just ruined!

My cousin's son said dissatisfiedly: "Mom, do you look down on people, I don't have a girlfriend if I don't work in an electronics factory." ”

The cousin gave him a blank look: "Where are the people?" Why don't you bring her back and let me slap her! ”

"What's the hurry, I've been urging it a few times, and I'll be there soon."

As he was talking, a small electric donkey drove up the steep slope, and sure enough, there was a girl sitting on it, although her face was covered with heavy makeup, but it could be seen that she was only sixteen or seventeen years old.

"I'm here!" As soon as the cousin's son waved his hand, the girl walked over generously and sat down beside him.

My cousin felt that her son had given her a long face, and suddenly smiled: "Xiaoye, have you seen it, he only has a girlfriend in his second year of high school, so you have to work hard, and strive to bring a girlfriend back to my aunt during the Spring Festival this year." ”

Fang Ye smiled awkwardly: "I'll try my best." ”

The cousin said: "Don't set your eyes too high, listen to my sister's persuasion, the first girlfriend, as long as it's a woman, let's talk about the experience of picking up girls first!" ”

It's a woman, what kind of bullshit suggestion is this? 100 Literature

Fang Ye was even more embarrassed.

A cousin smiled: "Otherwise, I still have a few ex-girlfriends' phone numbers, Xiaoye can rehearse with them first, if you look at the right eye, it's okay to continue to develop!" ”

Thank you so much, big head!

Fang Ye was speechless, and could only pick up the rice woodenly.

It's a pity that sometimes, silence is useless, and these relatives seem to have grasped something high, and they want to discuss this topic to the death.

A cousin said: "Xiaoye, your cousin really wants to help you, so why don't you agree?" ”

Fang Ye could only reply: "No need, thank you, cousin." ”

The cousin looked like he hated iron but not steel: "Look at you, you usually don't talk much, girls don't like to be so introverted, now there is a chance for you to try, but you don't cherish the opportunity, do you really want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?" ”

The cousin also said: "That's it, don't look at the ex-girlfriends, their quality is quite high, if it weren't for the relatives, I wouldn't have introduced them to ordinary people!" ”

"Your brother Fang Tang is much stronger than you, he married such a beautiful wife at a young age, and now he is pregnant, maybe you haven't found a girlfriend when she is born!"

"Alas, it's the same person, why is the gap so big!"

Everyone, you and I said a word, and Fang Ye was stunned, and even Fang Yun and Fan Yulan were also gloomy, and they silently scolded their son over and over again in their hearts......

The two sighed, how good the conditions of Lin Yun'er who went on a blind date last time were, but it's a pity that this stinky boy didn't seize the opportunity and wasted it in vain!

Finally, after eating, the family of three joined the busy crowd, and the uncle's family was invited to the grandfather's room to drink tea and chat.

At dinner, Fang Ye of the cup was pulled out by everyone and recited again, so that he almost doubted his life.

Lying on the bed of his childhood, Fang Ye's brain was still buzzing, he felt that he was now full of resentment and had nowhere to vent, so he simply picked up his mobile phone and crackled and sent a circle of friends to complain, and then threw it aside, holding the quilt and soon fell asleep.

The circle of friends he posted is very simple: the abused daily life of a single dog, going back to the ancestral house to congratulate the grandfather on his birthday, but he didn't expect to be nagged and knelt by his relatives on the first day, begging God to reward a girlfriend tomorrow to save me from the sea of suffering......

There is also a piece of location information below, Fangjia Dawei House, Shangpo Village, Sishui Town, Li County......

Toot toot!

In the conference room of the Huahai Patrol Brigade, the mobile phone of a certain deputy captain who was presiding over the net collection and arrest meeting suddenly vibrate.

"I've finished my words, and now I'm going to ask the captain to make the final mobilization for everyone."

After Xu Li sat down, she secretly took out her mobile phone and looked at it, it turned out to be Fang Yefa's circle of friends, which she focused on.

"The sun is coming out in the west, doesn't this stinky guy never post on Moments?" She muttered a little and clicked on WeChat, and after seeing Fang Ye's miserable crying, she almost laughed out loud on the spot in the serious conference room......