Chapter 348: I almost died on the spot.
Actually, this wine table was originally prepared by everyone.
After all, if someone comes to the wedding, don't let someone else use almsgiving.
There are no lonely ghosts around.
But I still have to be careful not to make any mistakes!
After all, no one knows if there will be any eyes next to them.
Otherwise, Bai Dayu would not be so careful.
Also, I want to confirm whether what Bai Dayu said is true or not.
If it doesn't happen by then, it won't be completely finished.
Speaking of which, I've never tried out-of-body therapy.
At the beginning, I only saw the trickery demon monk perform it.
It is said that drinking the water from the well with the addition of runes, coupled with three knocks on the bamboo pole, can make people feel out of the body.
When the time comes, once I turn my face, how can I have that time to drink well water.
As long as the pace of escape is half a beat slower, death awaits me.
White heavy rain, I don't know either.
It just feels a little weird about this.
I don't like to deal with people, but I like to deal with ghosts. Delivery. Flow.
Therefore, I also have to keep an eye on it, and I can't fully believe it.
If it doesn't work out by then, won't it be a gutter capsizing!
To make sure nothing goes wrong, I'm going to know a little bit more!
The way to escape is naturally as many as possible.
So I lowered my voice and asked, "Immeasurable Tianzun, you say, can people go out of their bodies?" ”
I think that the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable is a master of yin and yang, and he will naturally be clearer about these methods.
If you don't even know about the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, then there is something wrong.
Immeasurable Tianzun took another big sip of the wine jar, and was drunk, with a sound of wine, and a wine burp.
The smell is terrible.
Almost took me with a wave.
If I hadn't held my breath in time, I would have passed away on the spot.
He was full of wine, and he said with a smell of wine: "Burp...... Belch...... Of course you can! It's easy...... Hiccup......"
After saying that, there was another big hiccup.
The smell of alcohol almost smoked me to death!
This guy.
I must have eaten a lot of garlic and eggs.
I can't help it, in order to survive, I can only endure it!
took the initiative to stick it into the body, and then said, "Then what method do you use?" Well...... The simpler the better. ”
Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable was slightly drunk, and took a sip of fine wine, with a happy and happy expression, not to mention how refreshing it was.
He said, "Simple, uh...... There is this, you can pull the rope and sleep, and when you fall asleep, the soul will naturally be able to get out of the body. ”
Hearing this, my eyes widened in amazement.
Unbelievable.
Nima, is there such a thing?
How I haven't heard of it.
Haven't tried, don't know!
However, since it is what the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable said, it should be true!
(This is very simple, whether it is true or not, give it a try and find out!) Who's that, hurry up and put the rope down, put it down, oops...... Dangerous! )
Hearing this, Wuliang Tianzun instantly woke up a lot, looked at me in shock, and said with a serious face: "Young man, this, this can't be fooled, let me tell you, the Tao is not deep enough, the soul can't return to the body, and when the time comes, it will really become a wandering ghost, so this is not sloppy, don't play blind." ”
I have to say, his method is very good.
It's also very simple.
But how could I sleep in that situation?
When the time comes, he will turn his face with Ye Hu and the tricky demon monk, that is the big enemy, but the existence of racing against time, a little late, he may not be able to escape death.
Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable's method obviously won't work!
I continued to ask him if there was any other way.
Take the initiative to get closer, close to his body, for fear that others will see it.
He asked in a low voice: "Oh, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, your method is feasible." It's just a little troublesome, then, when people are awake, is there a way to get the soul out of the body? Well, this one, it's better to keep it simple! ”
The situation is urgent, the time is pressing, and there is no extra time to prepare, so the simpler the solution, the better.
Immeasurable Tianzun thought for a moment and continued: "There are actually many ways, burn incense and start a fire, and then smear a little incense ash on your face, and then use a gourd to suck the soul, it can also make the soul come out, but this method, the Tao is not deep enough, and it is not feasible. It's the same, if the strength is not enough, the soul can only come out, and there is no way back. ”
Oops, I'll go.
It's just too cumbersome.
Burn incense to start a fire, but also apply incense ashes, and what kind of gourd to use.
I don't have a gourd on me now.
Now where to find a gourd baby to borrow a gourd, it's too late.
Can it be like Bai Dayu's method, just burn a talisman or something, you can do it directly.
This is by far the most effective and easiest way to do it.
I just want to ask him to see if this method is feasible.
Hurriedly said: "Is there a kind of Fu Shenma that can directly go out of the body?" Of course, the kind that refuses 120. ”
Immeasurable Tianzun immediately turned around his head in embarrassment.
He said hesitantly: "Hehe, that, Xiaoyou, I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it, there is a way to do it, but I won't do it, hahahaha." ”
Immeasurable Tianzun smiled very freely.
Didn't pretend to be in front of me.
This kind of frankness, this kind of frankness, I admire it very much.
is not like Ye Hu, obviously not the number one of the Ye family, he is very swollen and fat, pretending to be forced.
I hate this kind of invisible pretending person the most.
Then he said several ways.
One of them, which is really the same as what Bai Dayu said, is the burning talisman seal, with a spell, you can go out of the body!
Hearing this, I felt a lot more at ease.
Since the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable has said this, then it shows that this method is feasible.
For a while, I unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that this white rain did not deceive me.
Anyway, I have no grievances with him, and there is no need for him to harm me.
I was kind enough to help him take away the ghost lamp from the store.
And, now, even if he deceived me, I wouldn't be at the end of my rope now, I have other options!
Drink well water, out-of-body charms, red ropes, and more.
You're ready!
I have confidence in my heart.
I looked around, there were no people, and there were no little ghosts, and then I approached the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, lowered my voice and said: "That, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, there is one thing, I want to trouble you, when the time comes, if my soul is out of body, that, Tianzun, can you go up to me, ahhh, it is on my body, take my physical body down the mountain?" ”
That's what worries me the most.
The flesh must live.
Otherwise, I'll be a lonely ghost.
Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable said drunkenly: "What...... What's that? Above...... Above...... On you? No, no, no, no, the old way is not good. ”
Assi.
What was this old man thinking?
It was just a slip of the tongue.
Why are you so naughty?
Do you dare to finish listening?
Up on me, up with me, that meaning is completely different.
This misunderstanding is a big one.
I hurriedly explained: "Oh, immeasurable Tianzun, it's not on me, it's on my body, on my body, on my body......"
At this time, Infinite Tianzun's expression eased slightly, and he said with some embarrassment: "Oh, it turned out to be on your body." Hehehe, it almost scared the hell out of me. ”
Then he shook his head like a rattle.
hurriedly refused: "No, no, no, little friend, no, no, no." ”
I don't have anyone else to help me now.
The trickster monk who has always believed in me only wants to use me in the end.
There are also blind people, who have also completely exposed their true nature, and I will never believe them again.
Although the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable is a Yin Ghost, he doesn't have any bad intentions.
Looking for his help, I still have a feeling of reliability in my heart.
It's just that this old guy actually refused.
This makes me feel embarrassed.
When Ye Hu made a big fuss about Wu Fan's dojo, if it weren't for me, he would have hung up a long time ago.
So he hurriedly said: ", immeasurably Tianzun, how can you turn your face faster than turning a book, and is there a little bit of humanity." Do you still remember that when Ye Hu was about to smash the field, I was there several times to help you and Wu Fan say good things, and in the end, you also cheated me. I was almost hacked to death by Ye Hu's grandson, and now I'm looking for you to do a little favor, you don't want to, Tianzun, be kind to be a ghost! Otherwise, you'll have no friends. ”
At the beginning, Ye Hu had to smash Wu Fan's dojo, and I also came forward to help them say good things several times.
Only then did the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable explain: "Little friend, I have always remembered the good things you said and the good deeds you did for me and that disciple's grandson, how could I forget it." How could I refuse your favor. I'm not ungrateful. It's just that you don't know something, it's different from the last time I got on you. ”
Flickers
You're a big fool.
Keep flickering.
I don't know anything, do you?
It's all on the upper body, what's the difference?
It must be that the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable is worried about offending Ye Hu and the tricky demon monk, and when the time comes, let alone him, even Wu Fan will not be able to continue to stay in the dojo.
Ye Hu, the Ye family, and the tricky demon monk are not something he can offend.
I said with a displeased face, "What's different about this?" Could it be that you're a bad old man, unwilling, trying to find a reason to fool me, right? ”
Immeasurable Tianzun was instantly unhappy, sat up straight, and said, "Little friend, I don't like to hear what you say. I am a role model for men, an idol for women, a representative of the city, and an image of the country, and I will never fool people. To tell you the truth, if your soul is not in your body, if I get on your body, then you will never come back. ”
Hearing this, my expression was slightly stunned.
I see.
My soul is no longer in my body, it is like an ownerless thing.
Once he comes up to my body, it will be equivalent to taking possession of my body, and then my soul will not be able to return.
"Then you got on my body, and sent my body down the mountain, and soon after you came out of my body." I hurried again.
Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable shook his head and said, "This is not what you think. When your soul was there, I was on your body, just controlling your body, and at that time, you were still alive. However, when your soul is not in your body, once I get on your body, it is equivalent to your death. From now on a dead man. So, the ghost of the dead man returns to the body, it is still a dead man, and when the time comes, you will be a monster, you know? ”
Hiss......
It's terrifying.
I see.
It seems that I have made things simpler.
So, this solution doesn't work, so what to do?
It's really troublesome.
Lin Guanghui definitely can't help much.
If Lin Guanghui was allowed to swagger down the mountain with my body in his arms, then Ye Hu would definitely not let him go.
I won't bother Lin Guanghui.
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