Chapter 033: Preparing the Coffin for the Living
I raised my hand and scratched the coffin with my fingernails.
A somewhat "bared" voice sounded.
After I finished the stroke, I said to my cousin, "Cousin, see for yourself." ”
My cousin's eyes quickly looked at it, and I saw that the black color on the coffin had been crossed out by me, and another color appeared.
When Uncle Cousin saw this color, his complexion couldn't help but change drastically in an instant.
Generally speaking, the coffin is covered with a layer of black, and after the black is removed, the color of the wood is underneath.
But this coffin is not, after removing the black color of this coffin, the color that appears underneath is red.
And it's still that blood-red.
After the cousin recovered from the shock and accident, he didn't have any politeness, and began to scold people: "Bastard, I actually got a bloody coffin, this is to kill Lao Tzu, so that Lao Tzu has a life to make money, and no life to spend, bastard." ”
My cousin was so angry that he kept scolding and scolding.
After scolding, my cousin was about to come over with an axe and split the coffin directly.
When I saw this, I quickly stopped my cousin, and I said to my cousin, "Cousin, don't be impulsive first. ”
Uncle Cousin said angrily: "I don't act impulsively, Xiaoyue, you get up, I have to split the coffin of this king and eight calves today." ”
"Uncle Cousin, even if you split this coffin now, it's useless, the yin qi in this coffin has been formed, and maybe even you have been haunted by yin and evil, so even if you break this coffin, it won't help."
I said in a somewhat anxious tone.
After listening to my words, my cousin's color suddenly changed, his eyes fell on me, and he asked me, "Xiaoyue, what should I do now?" ”
Bai Jie was beside her, and her expression was a little unnatural.
Uncle Cousin was obviously "calculated", but I don't know if the other party was calculating, or if he inadvertently created this kind of consequence.
The yin qi on my cousin's body is very heavy now.
My eyes fell on my cousin's face, and from my cousin's life palace, it was indeed a dark cloud, indicating that my cousin was not having a good time these days.
My cousin probably saw that we didn't answer immediately, so he urged me to say, "Xiaoyue, you are talking, if you are in a hurry to kill your cousin?" ”
I came back to my senses and said to my cousin: "Cousin, don't be afraid, don't worry, you won't be able to die for a while, the yang energy on your body is still relatively sufficient, and you should be fine for the time being." ”
"Don't be temporary, Uncle Cousin is in his prime now, and he can't produce any moths."
Uncle Cousin said seriously.
I hummed and said, "Uncle Cousin, let me ask you, who asked you to make this coffin?" ”
As soon as I asked this, my cousin seemed to remember something, and immediately said, "I'll call that bastard right now." ”
Uncle Cousin took out his mobile phone and dialed it.
As soon as my cousin dialed it, his face gradually became solemn, and he said, "Xiao Yue, this bastard's phone can't get through." ”
"If you can't get through, you don't need to fight, tell me, what does he look like?"
Uncle Cousin nodded and said, "She is a woman, she looks good, but her height is not high, and she is quite generous, and she has not made the coffin, so she gave 50,000 yuan first." ”
Uncle Cousin recalled carefully, and when it came to money, a smile still appeared on Uncle Cousin's face.
"Xiao Yue, you said that such a good-looking woman actually treated Lao Tzu like this, it's really not a person."
Uncle Cousin became angry again.
I would say to my cousin, "Does that woman look almost 1.6 meters?" ”
My cousin listened to my words, was stunned for a few seconds, looked at me with a little more surprise, and then said, "Xiaoyue, how do you know?" ”
I said to my cousin, "Didn't you notice that this coffin can only accommodate about 1.6 meters of people to sleep in?" ”
When my cousin heard my words, he froze in place, and did not come back to his senses for a while, he looked at me with horror in his eyes, and opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.
But for a long time, nothing was said.
Bai Jie also understood what I meant, and there was surprise in her eyes.
"Lin Yue, do you mean, did that girl make this coffin for herself?"
Bai Jie looked shocked, looking at Bai Jie's appearance, she knew how surprised Bai Jie was by this matter.
Uncle Cousin also came back to his senses and said, "Xiaoyue, don't joke with Uncle Cousin, how can a living person make a coffin for himself?" ”
I shook my head and said, "Don't be nervous, I'm just guessing." ”
When the two of them heard what I said, they suddenly seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.
Both of their eyes fell on me, and then they said, "Xiaoyue, what now?" What to do with this coffin? ”
I said to my cousin, "Put this coffin here first, if the other party needs this coffin, they will definitely bring it." ”
"I don't think she's going to come to get it, this bastard, she can't even get through on the phone now, how can she come to get the coffin." , Uncle Cousin said in disbelief.
Instead, I said to my cousin, "You send her a text message first and tell her that the coffin is ready." ”
My cousin was stunned for a moment, but in the end he did as I said and sent the text message.
After doing these things, I looked around in my cousin's coffin shop again, and finally found that there was nothing wrong with the rest of the things except this coffin.
"Uncle Cousin, if that girl replies to your message, you can call me." , I said lightly.
As soon as my cousin heard what I said, he knew that I was leaving, where would my cousin be willing, so he quickly stepped forward and grabbed me and said, "Xiaoyue, don't joke with my cousin, how can you leave your cousin alone at this critical juncture." ”
My cousin dragged me to death, and he didn't want to let me go at all.
I didn't have a problem, my cousin was like a child who was rolling around, grabbing me to death.
The two of us were very close at this time, and I looked at my cousin and was about to speak.
But at this time, I noticed that something was wrong with my cousin.
I saw my cousin's conjugal palace with a red mole.
I was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly my face couldn't help but become a little ugly, and I said to my cousin, "Cousin, are you hiding something from me?" ”
Uncle Cousin was stunned for a moment, and said, "Xiaoyue, what are you talking about, what can I hide from you." ”
"Uncle Cousin, I'm not joking with you, if you have something to hide from me, you'd better tell me the truth."
My mind sank, my cousin is not married, he has always been a single, and over the years, he has never lacked a woman, but he has not been serious about finding a wife.
However, at this time, a red mole appeared in the position of my cousin's conjugal palace, which obviously means that my cousin is married.
And he was recently married.
Can you not tell me when my cousin is married?
However, my cousin didn't tell me, so there must be some mystery hidden here.
But as for what the mystery is, I have to wait for my cousin to talk about it.