Chapter 53: Mo Shengtang is full of incense
The express driver's real name is Liu Mang, as his name suggests, and he said with a dark smile: "Xiaopang really doesn't know how thick the sky is, the fog covers the sky, there is no one around, it is pitch black, even if my brother beats you up, what can you do?" It is not necessary to let the heavens and the earth be unspiritual. β
After Liu Mang finished scolding the tangerine peel, he looked at Yu Mengmeng again: "Little sister, my brother will teach you a good lesson today, so that you can understand why flowers are so red and why manhood is called manhood." β
Chen Pi smiled innocently: "Have you figured it out?" β
Liu Mang pointed his fingers upward: "Lao Tzu has someone, he is not afraid of lawsuits, you beg for mercy now, I can consider making a move." β
Chen Pi continued to smile innocently: "You want to kill for money? β
Liu Mang was stunned for a moment, and then was happy: "Little fat man, are you stupid, my brother drives a BMW, will he be short of money?" Also, killing people is to pay for your life, and my brother just wants to beat you up and then talk to my little sister about relationship problems. The two of you got into the BMW car by yourself, when you got out of the car, I paid for it, and she paid for it, which was fair and just, and Tong Su was not bullied. β
Syllable!
Yu Mengmeng, who had been on the co-pilot, slapped Liu Mang with a loud slap coldly.
"You!"
"Stinky girl, I didn't expect you to be a wild cat who can't bark, my brother underestimated you." Liu Mang rubbed his hot cheeks, spit into the palm of his hand, rolled up his sleeves, and clenched his fists, "Fatty, can you go?" β
"He dares!" Yu Mengmeng snorted coldly.
"Hey, it's quite willful, it's a last resort, my brother doesn't want to do it with a woman, don't force me." Liu Mang's facial expression made a hideous appearance, and he unilaterally felt that he was very bluffing.
However.
Yu Mengmeng did not move.
The tangerine peel did not move.
Chen Pi was even a little too lazy to do anything, and his squinted dead fish eyes blinked, as if to say: "Please continue your performance, the fat man is very happy to watch, go on, don't stop." β
It was dark.
The fog is very big.
No lights.
No light.
No one.
Liu Mang gritted his teeth, and finally opened the car door directly, walked to the back door sideways, opened it, sat in the back seat, closed the door, locked it, and turned his head to stare at the tangerine peel.
The high brim of the hat sets off a white and tender obscene face, no matter how you look at it, there is an urge to laugh, Chen Pi is a little sorry for the other party, unlucky There is no way, you can only appoint when you hit the muzzle, it is all fate.
It was at this time.
Roadside.
In the mist.
Driving past a Beetle, there was a middle-aged couple sitting in the car, the man had sharp eyes, saw the BMW 3 Series parked on the side of the road, and found that the body was a little shaky, and quickly poked the woman in the co-pilot: "Daughter-in-law, look at it, what about that car, do you want to appreciate it?" β
The red beetle, the speed of the car slowed down, the woman squinted and looked hard into the car, the BMW's glass was covered with an anti-peeping car film, and nothing could be seen.
"Could it be a knot?"
"Then let's hurry up and leave without nosy."
"I don't think it's like it, it should be a young man seeking excitement, human nature, human nature."
"Stimulation? Are all girls so indecent now? β
"Vulgar! If you push forward ten years and the opportunity is in front of you, will you get on the bus? β
Men's questions are acute.
The woman began to think seriously, and finally, shook her head.
"It's really fake, you must be lying, old husband and wife, is it so difficult to say something from your heart? I don't blame you. β
"Husband, don't be angry, even if I push forward another ten years, I won't become beautiful. This kind of car will not stop next to me, don't worry, I am very self-aware. β
At this time.
The BMW shook even more.
The woman blushed a little, then muttered in a low voice, "It's good to be young." β
The Beetle unconsciously stepped on the brakes, and the middle-aged couple vaguely admired the imaginary beauty through the car window.
A minute later.
The BMW was still shaking.
Another minute passed.
Still shaking.
Shaking all the time.
The man was a little embarrassed and thought to himself, "This is not scientific, don't you need to take a break?" I guess I'm tired! β
As soon as the thought in my heart rose, the shaking of the BMW came to an abrupt end, and it stopped very stiffly, without the slightest sense of art at all.
There are no feelings.
The man felt that he had won at least in this area: "The young man is good, but the young man is too young to be experienced. β
Click.
The doors opened.
Sure enough, a young girl walked down from the co-pilot, with pale yellow pajamas and a white short skirt, and her appearance was online.
I should be a college student studying art.
And no, why, why did you get off the co-pilot?
Followed by.
The door to the back seat also opened.
Don't?
A naΓ―ve fat man stepped out of the car door.
The middle-aged couple who thought they were enjoying the show swiped together: "Dead fat, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient." β
"Huh?"
"How can there be anyone?"
Thin layer of mist.
Chen Pi got out of the car from the left side of the back row, then went around to the right side of the back row, opened the door, bent down, and put his hand into the back seat.
Chen Pi dragged Liu Mang's hind legs.
Turn your back to the sky.
Face to the ground.
"It's been a long time since I've beaten a real person so happily, it's so comfortable, do you want to kick your feet? Don't worry, you can't die! Chen Pi stroked twice at Yu Mengmengbi.
"Don't."
"Don't forget it, there are really many moths in society now, and I don't know if the cost of crime has decreased, or if there are more people who are either bad or evil. Maybe some people are so self-confident that they dare to unilaterally declare, you have to be obedient, get out of here, and your disobedient uncle wants you to look good. Chen Pete wanted to laugh, and he really almost couldn't hold back, "If the fat man is angry, he can beat you up with one punch, and you won't want to be confident in your life." β
It takes less than five minutes before and after.
Chen Pi controlled the force of his fist, on the one hand, he beat Liu Mang with a high brim so that his mother didn't know him, and on the other hand, he ensured that people couldn't faint or hurt, but they wouldn't really die.
It's a technical job.
If it weren't for the experience of Seven Injuries Boxing, Chen Pi really couldn't do it, and it would have been hard work.
Actually.
Under normal circumstances, Chen Pi is not willing to do this, why not use a cattle slaughtering knife to kill chickens, but scum can't be easily let go, absolutely not.
Time seemed to stand still.
Liu Mang lay motionless on the ground like a dead pig, Chen Pi stood beside him coldly, thirty meters away, in a red beetle, the middle-aged couple were stunned, and they didn't dare to get out of the car at all: "Is this murder for money?" What a terrible fat man, look at that man, he has been beaten into a pig's head. Husband, why don't you go down and take a look, don't really die, or persuade and turn back. β
The man was also very confused: "Don't, daughter-in-law, how dangerous it is, what if I beat me up?" The spearhead is turned to us, isn't this looking for porcelain with a face, I think it's better to leave quickly. β
Airplanes!
The engine is turned on.
The throttle was stepped on, and the Beetle ran away in minutes.
Only Liu Mang, who was looking forward to rescue, was left with bitter eyes: "What about the righteousness and courage that are good, are there so few good citizens?" The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient! My heart hurts! β
The ass was kicked.
"Get up, I beat you in the face, I didn't hammer your legs, it doesn't affect walking."
Liu Mang was indifferent.
Just lying on the ground and wailing.
He was really scared, looking at the silly white fat man, he was fierce and didn't look like a person, it hurt, it really hurts.
"I'm just going to lie on my stomach and not move."
"I won't get up again if I am killed."
"I see if you dare to kill me."
Liu Mang made up his mind to play shamelessly, dog skin plaster, and bite to death on the road.
Chen Pi looked at the time and snorted coldly: "This is your own choice, no one forced you, don't say that the fat man didn't give you a chance, three seconds." β
"Three."
"Two."
Liu Mang pricked up his ears, listening very hard to whether Chen Pi would shout, and suddenly, a violent stinging pain came from between his legs.
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It was as if I had been stung by some poison.
A carp was stiff, Liu Mang turned over, grinned and began to rub between his hips, but it didn't have any effect.
It is said that the index finger is connected to the heart, in fact, for men, there is another place, which is more connected to the heart than the index finger, and it is also connected to dignity.
It probably hurts too much.
Liu Mang even ripped open his pants and looked at it, and when he saw that it didn't matter, he almost fainted.
Chen Pi blew his fingers cheaply, as if he was very satisfied with his work, in fact, although Chen Pi was fighting with Liu Mang along the way, he himself was not idle.
You may have to face all evil spirits tonight.
He had to do some preparation in advance.
There are only thousands of spiders and poisonous hands in the system, and it just so happened that the morning tea gave Chen Pi a lot of ghost spiders, and in the spirit of giving it a try, Chen Pi made a fool of it.
It's really good to go.
Originally, I didn't want to experiment on people like Liu Mang.
But who let this Sun thief find trouble, Chen Pi finally had to reward him with a finger wind, which was really a very, very small dose.
That's it.
It seems that Liu Mang was also poisoned a lot.
In this life, don't think about harming the girl again, don't even think about it.
"Let's go, get in the car." Chen Pi greeted Yu Mengmeng, directly opened the door of the BMW, skillfully ignited, hung up, and stepped on the accelerator.
The humming sound of the engine made Liu Mang's face change.
Beat people and rob cars?
Is there a royal law?
"Hey, you guys get me down, that's my car, mine!" Liu Mang clamped his legs and shouted heartbreakingly.
The driver's window slowly fell, and the middle finger of tangerine peel slowly stretched out.
I don't know why, Liu Mang directly shuddered, and after thinking about it carefully, it was the dead fat man who flicked a finger at him.
"Stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, endure it." Liu Mang hatefully admonished himself, and then, suddenly, he remembered, "Is your green mountain still there?" Can it still burn? God, I can't live anymore! β
Night.
Fog.
Deserted streets.
Chen Pi skillfully drove the BMW, shuttled quickly, and the speed of the car soared past 12 in minutes.
"You know how to drive?" Yu Mengmeng glanced at Chen Pi.
"What do you say?" Tangerine peel is another acceleration.
The strong feeling of pushing his back made Yu Mengmeng, who was lying on his stomach, directly grasp the seat belt, and subconsciously turned his head to scold Chen Pi, and then Yu Mengmeng's face suddenly changed: "You, you, your face?" β
"What's wrong?" Chen Pi snorted coldly, "Women are troublesome and fuss-aware." β
Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced in the rearview mirror.
it!
Squeak squeak!
It was just a sudden brake, almost hitting the guardrail, Chen Pi's eyes widened, staring at the big fat face in the rearview mirror.
was not too handsome in the first place, but at this moment, there was a string of pimples.
Each one is the size of a mung bean.
There is also a dark green birthmark diagonally emerging from the sideburns, which is very light, but the texture is very clear, and the pattern is like a dark tattoo.
Careless.
Careless.
This time it was really careless.
Chen Pi only cared about making people, but he didn't expect to get himself into it in the end, he really ignored the side effects of thousands of poisonous hands.
Cultivating this mastery will ruin your appearance.
It's miserable.
Chen Pi really wants to hit his head to death, the Seven Wounds Fist is three times the menstrual cramps, and the thousands of poisonous hands are ruining the appearance, what's the matter, the next peerless martial arts book will break the eggs!
Can you still have a good time?
With a cold face.
Breaking the rearview mirror aside, Chen Pi couldn't see his mind and was calm, and after about 20 minutes, he followed the navigation to the destination of this trip.
Mo Sheng Tang.
Yu Mengmeng had already briefly introduced Chen Pi before getting out of the car, strictly speaking, this Mo Shengtang should be regarded as an incense restaurant, but it does not sell incense, it is a fortune test with incense.
The hall owner's name is Tan Chunyang, it is said that there is no omission in fortune measurement, very godly, everyone calls him Master Tan, if you want to see the previous one, you need to make an appointment in advance, and you must have an acquaintance to recommend.
Throw the BMW at the street corner.
Chen Pi followed Yu Mengmeng around and around, walked for more than 500 meters, and finally stopped in front of an antique hall building.
There is a plaque hanging in front of the building, which reads: "Mo Sheng." β
There is also a poem engraved in front of the door: "Don't listen to the sound of the forest beating the leaves, why not chant and walk slowly." Bamboo canes and mango shoes are lighter than horses, and a cloud of smoke and rain is in his life. β
It was already the second half of the night.
There were still people queuing up in front of this Mo Sheng Hall.
Everyone in line looked pious and expectant, as if as long as they entered that door, they would be able to polish Aladdin's magic lamp and fulfill three wishes.
"You can only queue up, you can't force your way in." Yu Mengmeng dragged the tangerine peel to the end of the line.
In front of Chen Pi was a couple, holding a girl with a beautiful face in their hands, and from their conversation, it could be guessed that this girl should be taking the capital art examination in December and wanted to ask about her academic future.
Probably standing for too long.
The mother, who was wearing high heels, had a little swollen ankle, but she was still carrying a large bag in her hand. There is also the father, whose forehead is full of sweat, and his mouth is a little uneven, which is estimated to be a chronic disease similar to high blood pressure. Only the little girl, empty-handed, just playing mobile games with her head down, every once in a while the mother would take out the cup of hot water from her bag, blow it, and feed it to the girl's mouth.
Pity the hearts of parents all over the world.
It's all home.
Sick.
Definitely sick.
is so pampered, let alone fortune testing, even if you are really admitted to a key art school, you can't be a star, this kind of delicate little flower can't stand the beating of society at all.
I waited at the door for more than two hours.
Chen Pi is going to fall asleep.
Finally able to enter the church.
Fortunately, it didn't come during the day, and it was estimated that it would take until the leg cramps during the day.
Before entering the hall, Chen Pi and the family of three had another stagger, and from the other party's expression, they should be very satisfied, and the mother had an extra box of incense in her hand.
Just the moment of staggering, tangerine peel smelled a pungent smell.
"It's corpse oil again!"
"The fat man wants to see how many heads this old god stick surnamed Tan has."
In order to flush out the smell of corpse oil, Chen Pi lit a cigarette for himself, put it in his mouth, took a deep breath, and was much more comfortable.
Walk inside while smoking.
About 300 steps.
Chen Pi suddenly realized that the cigarette butt in his hand was unexpectedly extinguished, and he lit a new cigarette, and the taste was lost as soon as he took a puff.
"Strange." Tangerine peel looked left and right.
How does it feel like something has smoked its own cigarette in advance?
Ni Mei.
Grab everything.
Chen Pi remembered what he had told him in the morning tea, and Yu Mengmeng had a strange chance of stealing the wood incense from the school, and there was a chance to steal fame and virtue.
If Chen Pi can interview Zhang Xirui, he will know that Yu Mengmeng, who was fascinated, once recited a sentence silently: "Heavenly Spider Bodhisattva blesses." β
There are many bodhisattvas in mythology.
But this spider is really unheard of, self-styled?
The further he walked into the hall, the stronger the smell of corpse oil became, and it was okay if Chen Pi didn't know, but he knew, he knew how this corpse oil was refined.
Phew!
It's disgusting!
Two minutes later, Chen Pin and Yu Mengmeng, led by a young brother, came to a wooden door, and many brocades and satins hung on the hanging wood in front of the door.
Chen Pi reached out and touched it.
Not silk.
Thinking about those ghost spiders, he had reason to believe that these things were woven by spider silk if they were not good.
"The wolf is coming."
"Welcome."
Door.
Automatically.
A young lady with a good appearance bent down slightly: "Mr. Chen, Master Tan is invited." β
Clang!
An ethereal drum sounded.
Crisp.
Sweet.
Chen Pi frowned and entered the house, and Yu Mengmeng was stopped outside.
"You may be seated."
What catches the eye is a large red sandalwood table, a square wooden stool, four treasures of the study, a few incense burners, a row of black jade pendants, and countless incense.
Look around.
There are tens of thousands of roots, to say the least.
All the incense is stacked neatly.
Sitting down upright, Chen Pi raised his eyes and began to look at the legendary Master Tan, dressed in a black Tang suit, wearing a pair of black-framed eyes, about forty years old, starry eyes and sword eyebrows, very spiritual, not at all like the image of the old god stick that Chen Pi imagined before, to like a teacher.
"Xiaoyou came to the door, what did you ask?" Tan Chunyang pushed his glasses, stared at Chen Pi and said slowly.
"Ask for your life." Chen Pi casually agreed.
"Life? For the vast majority of people, whether to ask or not to ask, he will not change anything, forcing will implicate cause and effect, I suggest that Xiaoyou, it is best not to ask. Tan Chunyang explained in a deep voice.
"And what if someone forcibly takes someone's life?"
"I will be thundered by five thunders."
"What you're saying is standard." Chen Pi looked at Tan Chunyang, "Then Master Tan probably hasn't been out of this door for a long time?" β
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"Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of the fat man knocking on the door, it's still the same sentence, people are watching the sky, the fat man advises you to stop."
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"If I'm not mistaken, the family of three who just walked out will start to be unlucky in the near future, forcibly robbing others of their luck, devouring their flesh and blood, and covering others' perception with illusions, what kind of fortune is this, it is clearly a liar."
If you don't go out, you won't be struck by lightning, stop it as soon as possible, and save it, if you dare to force it, you can fight, the fat man has already itchy hands.