Xiao Jingkong glanced at Xuan Pinghou with the eyes of the mentally retarded: "Little chicken——"

Xuan Pinghou also realized that he shouldn't add that to his name after speaking, otherwise with the understanding of this little thing, he didn't know what to say to him.

Afraid of something, the little thing really spoke.

Xuanping Hou said that he had been so panicked in the war, and he was shocked: "Shut up!" Swallow the last word back for me! ”

Little Clearance shut up.

Good horn.

The world of adults is so difficult to understand, even if you take such an ugly name, you can't distinguish between chickens and monkeys!

Xuanping Hou breathed a sigh of relief.

The little clearance little hand behind his back and tilted his head: "Eight." ”

I still said the last word.

Xuanping Hou: "......!! ”

Xuanping Hou shed blood without tears, and he was never afraid of fighting to the death, but the lethality of this little bald head is better than that of thousands of troops, and Xuanping Hou never knows when he will step on the pit!

It's horrible!

Xuanping Hou, who has never choked others half to death, finally choked on others one day.

came out to mix, and really had to pay it back.

Xiao Jingkong sighed: "Alas, I do have seven chicks in my house, but you can't do it if you want to be the eighth." ”

Xuan Pinghou: ...... So he's overthinking?

Xuanpinghou grew up in a pile of ruffians, and he knows more meat words than normal words, so it is inevitable that he will want to be crooked, but he thought about it and said that he was going to be a chicken, and it didn't seem to be a good thing to say!

It's not much better than that barren thing!

He is a dignified martial artist, can he be a chicken!

Xuan Pinghou felt that he couldn't pull off with this little cub anymore, he took a deep breath, and said slowly: "If I say that I am your brother-in-law's father, do you believe it?" ”

Xiao Jingkong frowned, looked at him strangely, and after a while, nodded solemnly: "No wonder." ”

"What's the wonder?" Xuan Pinghou asked.

Xiao Jingkong touched his little chin and suddenly realized: "No wonder my brother-in-law always takes the first place in the exam." ”

He blamed his brother-in-law wrongly, it's not that his brother-in-law didn't work hard enough, it's that his father is not smart, and his father doesn't know whether he is a monkey or a chicken!

Xuanping Hou: "......"

Xuanping Hou's heart was hit by 10,000 critical points, he didn't remember what he was here for, his son didn't recognize it, and he covered his heart and called Chang Jing: "Help, help Benhou go back." ”

Chang Jing: "Won't you leave yourself?" ”

Xuan Pinghou: If you can walk, do you still call you? Come! Here you go! You're going to be angry with this little!

Chang Jing didn't want to leave because he saw the marble hole on the ground, and he wanted to stay and play marble.

But you can't disobey Xuan Pinghou's order.

He left with Xuanping Hou with resentment.

Not long after the two of them left, Gu Jiao arrived home.

Xiao Jingkong saw Gu Jiao walking into the yard, his eyes lit up, and he ran over and hugged Gu Jiao's legs: "Jiaojiao!" You're back! I want to kill you! ”

He let go of his hand again, came behind Gu Jiao, grabbed Gu Jiao's small back basket and said, "Give me the back basket, I'll carry it!" ”

Gu Jiao took down the small back basket, took out the small medicine box, and put the small back basket with no weight left on his back.

It's a small back basket for Gu Jiao, but it's a big guy for a small clearance.

The back basket was almost as tall as others, and he half-carried and half-dragged it, and walked into the house.

Xiao Liulang is studying arithmetic in the study, and since he got the booklet that is suspected to be the book of Yan Guoguo, as long as he is free, he will carefully study the content of the book.

Since the text in the book is a completely different text, although there are some annotations, it can still be difficult to understand.

However, the strange characters used to represent numbers aroused his strong interest, and the things called formulas that were listed by those characters and symbols also made him feel amazing.

Due to the loss of the fixing technique, the Zhao Kingdom still uses the method of cutting the circle to calculate the ancestral rate, but a circle may not be able to calculate the seven-digit micronumber if it is cut to 10,000 sides.

The formulas in this book are much simpler, but he hasn't understood them yet.

Xiao Liulang was immersed in the sea of questions, and it wasn't until a loud bang came that he looked up at the window, and saw Xiao Jingkong carrying a small back basket, and walked in he.

Behind the small clear space, Gu Jiao wore an ice blue skirt, with an outstanding posture and a graceful appearance, which was eye-catching.

And at this moment, Gu Jiao seemed to have sensed something, and also looked at the window of his West House.

The eyes are facing each other.

Gu Jiao curled the corners of her lips slightly.

Like a budding begonia, it blooms inadvertently in the night wind, under the stars, and in the softest heart.

Xiao Liulang's heartbeat accelerated, his eyelashes trembled, and he looked away, and continued to bury his head in hard reading.

Gu Jiao didn't seem to intend to act like nothing had happened, she came to the window, rested one arm on the windowsill, and looked at him with the other hand on her cheek: "What are you doing?" ”

The night breeze blew slowly from behind her, shaking the faint fragrance on her body, instantly covering the ink fragrance on the table.

Xiao Liulang's heart suddenly became a little hot.

He didn't look at Gu Jiao, staring at the booklet on the table without squinting.

"Read a book." He said with a calm face.

"Oh." Gu Jiao raised her eyebrows, and suddenly leaned into the window.

The sudden approach made Xiao Liulang stiffen, and his body seemed to be unable to move.

She was so close to him, so close that it seemed like their cheeks were going to be pressed together.

Xiao Liulang's mind flashed the appearance of her being drunk, grabbing her to kiss, like a sultry kitten.

His throat was hoarse.

"You ......" Just when Xiao Liulang thought she was going to do something to him, she just reached out and took a piece of paper from his hand.

She took the paper and stood back in order.

The breath on his cheeks and the tip of his nose dissipated, but Xiao Liulang felt a sense of loss inexplicably.

He didn't know what he was missing.

Gu Jiao took out a charcoal pen, wrote a few words on the paper, then bent the corner of her lips, left a note, and turned around to go back to her east house.

The heat on Xiao Liulang's cheeks faded for a long time, and after he regained his composure, he looked at the note on the windowsill.

He took it and took a look, only to see a few big characters written on the note with charcoal—book, take, pour!

Xiao Liulang remembered the meaningful look in her eyes when she left the note, and her cheeks, which had finally returned to normal, were hot again......

At dinner, Yao and Gu Yan were very eye-catching, and they saw Xiao Liulang's pretense of calmness, only Gu Xiaoshun, who was silly and stupid, stared at Xiao Liulang for a long time, and asked, "Brother-in-law, why is your face red?" ”

It's really a pot that can't be opened.

Xiao Liulang said with a straight face: "Hot." ”

"Oh." Gu Xiaoshun nodded, "It's quite hot." ”

Yao pursed his lips and snickered.

Gu Xiaoshun wanted to ask something more, but Gu Yan stuffed a chicken leg into his mouth: "Eat yours!" ”

"Hmm~" Gu Xiaoshun's mouth became busy all of a sudden, and he forgot what he was going to ask.

After dinner, under the strong oppression of the bad brother-in-law, Xiao Jingkong reluctantly confessed his great feat of shaving half a class.

"The first one to shave is Chu Yu." Xiao Liulang mends the knife.

Xiao Jingkong didn't know that Chu Yu's surname was Qin and he was the prince, but Gu Jiao wouldn't be unaware.

Gu Jiao: Hmm, even the prince dares to shave?

Xiao Liulang: ...... What's your expression? How do you still seem to appreciate it! This child is raised so boldly, I'm afraid that someone will also contribute to it!

Gu Jiao received the death gaze from Xiao Liulang, blinked, silently swallowed the words of my child who is really powerful, bold and careful, and has strong hands-on ability, and said solemnly to Xiao Jingkong: "Don't bring a razor to Guozijian in the future, we can't shave people's heads for free." ”

Xiao Liulang: "......"

The matter of shaving the head of the small clearance caused an uproar in the Guozijian, and what about it in the palace?

When Qin Chuyu stared at a round little boiled egg and walked out of the national prison, the eunuch who came to pick him up was stunned on the spot.

Qin Chuyu still didn't realize that he had done some earth-shattering feat, he got into the carriage back to the palace, and waited with anticrative expectation that he would become smart when he woke up.

In fact, according to Qin Chuyu's strength, he couldn't enter the prodigy class, and it was the crown princess who went through the back door, which led to a very embarrassing situation for Qin Chuyu - he was the worst in the class, and he was at the bottom of the exam.

The master knew his identity, and although he didn't dare to speak ill of him, he was eight years old and a mature little man, and he also wanted to save face.

His desire to be smart was stronger than anyone else's, so he decisively grabbed the first place to shave.

He went to Empress Xiao's Kunning Palace with a little bald head.

"Queen Mother!"

Empress Xiao was choosing the new tribute material, and when she heard this, she turned her head with a smile and fainted directly.

Immediately afterward, the emperor was alarmed.

After a while, the entire harem knew about Qin Chuyu's shaving.

Concubine Zhuang sent someone to ask, is the Seventh Prince going to become a monk?

Emperor Long Yan was furious and asked Qin Chuyu: "Who shaved it?!" ”

Shave your head and shave it on the prince's head, it's deadly!

Qin Chuyu felt that this was a good thing, because he was about to become smarter, so he didn't hide anything: "It's shaved in the air!" ”

"Who?" The emperor was stunned.

"Clear air." Qin Chuyu said, "Father, you have seen him, have you forgotten?" ”

The younger brother of the little miracle doctor?

The emperor was full of anger and couldn't let it out in an instant: "He, why did he shave your hair?" ”

Qin Chuyu said: "I let him shave, I also want to be as smart as him!" ”

Then Qin Chuyu told the ins and outs of the incident, his tone was very ostentatious, he was going to become smart soon!

The Emperor clenched his fists, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

This stupid boy!

Did the book go to the belly of the cow? That's how you use it?

In the end, Qin Chuyu was very honored to eat his father's fried pork with bamboo shoots.

It hurts him to death, woo!

The emperor punished Qin Chuyu behind closed doors, and the reason for the emperor to punish him was not that he shaved his head, but that the emperor randomly checked his homework, and he didn't memorize it.

The officials and parents of the little boiled eggs who were shaved waited for the emperor's statement, but the emperor didn't say anything, and they stopped thinking about going to ask for an explanation.

Strictly speaking, it's really no wonder that the little guy said he did it on purpose, not quite like it.

Besides, take 10,000 steps back, even if he really did it on purpose, a group of you six, seven or eight years old were fooled by a four-year-old, do you have the face to go to others for trouble?

Isn't it stupid yourself?

Everyone went from shock, anger, and humiliation at the beginning, to gradually calming down later, and then they found one thing-

That is, my child's head is so white!

An extra hair stubble is all wood!

It's professional!

"My youngest son is almost a month old, and I want to find someone to shave his hair."

"My nephew is two years old, and he also wants to shave his head, but he can't find a suitable master, and the previous one was not clean."

"The master I was looking for at home is too, and I shaved it!"

Everyone sent the baby to the gate of the national prison, you look at me, I look at you, and they know each other.

However, just think about this kind of thing, where is the reason to really invite a little doll to the house to shave someone's head?

"I don't think it's a good fit."

"I think so too."

"That'...... Let's go? ”

"Let's go!"

Fuck you guys go!

Don't squat that kid here if you have the ability!

Early the next morning, Xiao Jingkong came to Guozijian to go to school, and received a wave of hot and greedy eyes.

He didn't understand what was going on either.

Xiao Liulang let Xiao Qingkong go in first.

Everyone rushed up and surrounded Xiao Liulang.

Xiao Liulang thought that everyone was coming to him to ask for an explanation, and he was mentally prepared to be criticized by 10,000 people, but as soon as everyone spoke, it turned out to be, "Is it convenient for your brother to go to my house to shave his head?" ”

Xiao Liulang: "......"

Of course, Xiao Liulang would not agree.

What are you kidding, this kid sits on three mansions in the capital, and the rent of Bishui Hutong alone earns thirty taels a month, and then let him go out to develop the shaving business, does he, who is a brother-in-law, have any financial status at home?

So what Xiao Jingkong didn't know was that his big business of shaving his head was ruthlessly stifled by his bad brother-in-law.