Chapter 335: I need a cart of manure urgently
"Oh, don't pour, don't pour, I can't drink much."
A ghost is holding a wine bottle and pouring wine for another ghost. These drunkards are hilarious.
There's also an alcoholic that's even funnier.
A yin ghost poured him wine.
The drunkard bent his fingers together and laid them flat in front of the glass.
"Oops, I can only drink two fingers, don't pour too much, don't pour too much."
When he said two fingers, he meant that there was such a high amount of wine on the two fingers.
He held the bottle with his hand and modestly said.
With the pouring of wine, more and more.
His fingers, which had been lying flat, slowly opened.
In the end, it was the fingers that opened into the hands of Yahwe.
A full cup was poured.
And then the look on the drunkard's face, not to mention how happy it was.
"Oh, look at you, you've poured too much for me."
"Hahaha, ginger is old and spicy, and people are old and shameless......"
A group of imps laughed out loud, so unhappy.
And the other yin ghost, half pushed, half done.
He said that he couldn't drink much, but he brought the glass closer to the bottle.
The most important thing is that the ghost who held the wine bottle for a long time did not pour out the wine.
Hurry that drunkard.
It turns out that the bottle hasn't been opened yet.
He simply stopped hiding it, took the wine bottle, opened the cap, and began to pour the wine.
He also shouted: "Oh, look at you, you still return the wine emperor, I think you are the wine trust." ”
"Hahahaha......"
Immediately, the surrounding yin ghosts couldn't help laughing.
I watched this hilarious scene and couldn't help but laugh along.
This drunkard is hilarious.
These ghosts are really funny.
He was also a happy person in his lifetime.
The other tables were more lively, and they began to draw wine fists.
"Hello brothers, three-star photos, four happy wealth, five leaders, six six shun, seven qiao, eight immortals, nine consecutive links, all here!
"Hello brothers, three-star photos, four happy wealth, five leaders, six six shun, seven qiao, eight immortals, nine consecutive links, all here! Let's have a drink! ”
"Six-six-six, ah, hahaha, you lost, you lost, drink!"
"I'll knock you under the table, hahaha!"
For a while, the whole scene was noisy and lively.
I asked the guy to put the scarecrow he had prepared on the table, and also symbolically put some wine and food.
Although it was just a scarecrow, we were ready to prepare the guests.
Whether you have wisdom or not, etiquette must be in place.
In the blink of an eye, I saw the immeasurable Heavenly Venerable again.
This guy must have been a greedy man in life, and a drunkard after death.
At the beginning of the banquet, I had already drunk three rounds, and I was drunk and kept burping.
At the foot of that mountain, he bragged to me, drinking all the time, and drinking without stopping.
Now they're all drunk.
I'm embarrassed to brag to me.
The old drunkard didn't use a wine glass, but just held a large bowl.
Gulping and slamming.
In the end, he was not satisfied, so he simply carried a bottle of wine and blew wildly.
It's like drinking water.
A small wine is pleasant, but a big wine hurts the body.
It's the same whether it's a ghost or a person.
Especially the yin ghosts, they don't have a body, and after drinking too much, they will threaten their lives.
He was so drunk that he staggered as he walked.
He staggered to my side and said very complainingly: "O groom, hiccup...... The banquet has already begun, why don't you visit the church? Belch...... Belch...... Belch...... Lao Dao is still waiting for the happy wine, burp, hiccup...... Hiccup ......"
the groove.
You're still waiting for a drink.
He's already drunk a few pots.
Now this old guy can't find the north after drinking, and now he is still greedy for a cup!
If this continues, something will happen sooner or later.
Looking at his cute appearance, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
It seems that he has been in the soul shrine before, and he has been suffocated.
I smiled and said, "The bride is not ready yet, the worship has not yet started, you are already drunk, hahahahaha." ”
Actually, for the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I still have a good impression in my heart.
It can be seen that he is kind and upright!
There is no intention to harm others.
When Ye Hu smashed the field, he got on me, just to save his life.
Moreover, at the critical moment, it also helped us capture Ye Yao and the female ghost in red.
If it weren't for him, I don't know what would have happened later.
Especially Mo Yuxin, it is very likely that she will be ruthlessly killed by Ye Yao.
Now, Ye Hu has been guarding Ye Yao's side, and I am not easy to approach.
I had to greet these yin ghosts and say hello.
Seeing that the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable was already drunk, I wanted to take the opportunity to get some treasure from him.
After all, it takes a lot of money to get to school.
I quipped: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, hehehe, it's fate for us to meet, this is to drink wine and join in the fun, so you have to follow the money, right?" Hahaha. ”
Anyway, he's drunk now, and it's a little bit to blackmail a little.
Besides.
It's also normal to get married with money.
As soon as the immeasurable Heavenly Venerable mentioned money, he suddenly woke up halfway from his wine!
I couldn't help but beat a spirit!
This huge reaction is the same as that of my dad.
It seems that this old guy is also poor!
Maybe like my old man, when I look at yin and yang feng shui with others, most of them don't charge money.
He burped and drunkenly said, "Burp...... That one...... Belch...... Money! Little brother, I'll be honest with you, Hiccup...... Lao Dao, Lao Dao is actually a poor dick, no money, a dime is there, hey, hey, hey, a lot of them are given to my uncompetitive apprentices and grandchildren. That, hehe, little brother, no money, but Lao Dao can still give some small gifts. These are all treasures that I have treasured for a long time. ”
Oh, that's good.
The treasure that can be treasured by him, doesn't that mean that it is an old antique?
For a while, I was interested.
Now the antique market is rising and increasing for a long time.
Any one, at least a hundred thousand, and if you don't ride a horse, it's also thousands.
Although I regard money as dung, I am in dire need of a truckload of dung.
After hearing this, he was suddenly overjoyed, and said embarrassedly: "Even Huo, you still have a big baby hidden, hey, hey, come and have two, I'll see if it's a real baby." ”
Although Infinite Heavenly Venerable is an old naughty boy, he is not stingy.
Reaching out, he picked it up in the cloth bag that hung diagonally on him.
Needless to say, I also know that what is in it should be those guys commonly used by onmyoji, as well as some talismans.
After all, it doesn't hurt to be prepared when an onmyoji is out and about.
He first took out a small crystal clear glass bottle, which seemed to have liquid in it, and it was still blue!
He held it in his hand for a long time, and said reluctantly: "Hey, this is the old wine I have treasured for sixty years, and I have always been reluctant to drink it, so I will give it to you!" ”
Wow.
Sixty years old.
Hehe, that's definitely a treasure among treasures!
Everyone knows that the more you put the wine, the more fragrant it becomes.
It's a pity that this thing is very cherished by him, but I'm not so interested in drinking!
I'd better leave it to himself.
I finally came across a big fat sheep, and naturally I wanted to slaughter something very valuable.
It's not that I'm greedy for money, but I just want to help solve the problem of living expenses and tuition fees.
Imminent.
For a while, I didn't have much time to go to work.
Immediately said: "You are an alcoholic, you are addicted to alcohol, this thing is a big baby for you, but I don't usually like to drink, this bottle of wine is better for you to drink!" ”
The old ghost immediately put away the bottle of fine wine, and the kind without negotiation did not refuse at all.
Looking at this scene, I couldn't help but laugh.
This old man is so much fun.
Then, he fumbled in his backpack again, and took out a peachwood sword from his back pocket.
This peachwood sword looked ordinary, but at the handle of that hand, there was a small gossip mirror, which was about the same size as the makeup mirror before Ye Yao.
Groove,
This is the Peachwood Bagua Sword.
It is much more powerful than the ordinary peach wood sword and gossip mirror.
In an instant, my eyes were about to straighten, and this was definitely a first-class baby.
The small gossip mirror inlaid in it also added a small round mirror in the middle of the gossip mirror.
Mirror in the mirror!
Cover in cover!
This kind of power boss!
Compared to the enchanted Streamer Starfall Knife.
I'm short of such a powerful artifact right now.
Dealing with Yin Ghosts can greatly improve my combat effectiveness.
It's also very good.
Just as I stretched out my hand to take it, the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable quickly stuffed it back into the cloth bag.
Groove,
This bad old man, show off to me, tease me.
I hate it so much that my teeth itch!
This kind of powerful treasure is priceless.
It's quite rare, and it's even more powerful than that artifact.
Even in the yin and yang industry, it can definitely be sold for a good price.
I can't help but want to rob it!
This bad old man.
He fumbled in his pocket for a long time, and silently took out a relatively old book collection.
Oops, martial arts cheats?
Looking at the yellowing of the pages, it should be a kind of secret book.
At the beginning, when the old man died, the second uncle and the fourth uncle were all fighting, and they forced me to hand it over to my father.
At that time, we were about to turn our house upside down.
If it weren't for the fact that the old man hadn't been buried, I'm afraid they would have to fight.
Looking at the roaring Ye family, it was also because of the family secrets that caused disputes within the family.
For the sake of secrets, several big families fought inextricably, and there was a big fight, and there was chaos.
Ye Hu's old man directly killed Ye Yao's parents by mistake.
It's all because of secrets.
I think about it again, the secret book that the blind man gave me before, and the book "Yin and Yang Secret Techniques" that my grandfather gave me, speaking of which, in the underground tomb in the abandoned mine, it was precisely because of those Yin and Yang techniques that my life was saved.
Now, when I saw these treasures, my eyes straightened again.
I saw that the cover read: "The secret art of the Ba people, the hard work of the ghosts." ”
I'll it,
That's a great deal!
The yin-yang technique in this is exactly what I need.
It seems that there are really a lot of little treasures in this immeasurable Tianzun's collection!
Oni!
In fact, it's a little ghost!
Like that day, when I came back from the mountainside village and was in the bus, I met Zhang Jiu, and the little ghost on his shoulder was also a ghost!
There is also the mutated ghost raised by the two girls in Shipan Village, which is also a kind of ghost.
At the critical moment, Erya's life was saved.
There are also tricky monks.
Ye Yao said that the tricky demon monk is also someone else's ghost.
If I can raise some powerful ghosts, I can save my life, and I can also increase my combat power.
Think about it, if you go out by yourself and bring a few tricky demon monks, ghosts of Ye Yao's level, and those yin ghosts around you, not to mention being close to me, even if you look at me from afar, you will already be terrified.
What a windy thing it is.
It's just that this ghost, like people, also needs to live.
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