Chapter 121: Swagger and deception
Hairball came to Loulancheng Street alone to wander around, and his stomach was so hungry that he croaked.
However, it had no money, so it could only stare at the food on the street and drool wildly.
At this time, an old man who sells kebabs chatted with others:
"It's not strange that you say that the Flame Mountain, which has been burning for hundreds of years, has been extinguished."
The aunt who sells naan:
"Yes, it seems that our Loulan City must have come to the immortals."
When the furball heard this, his eyes gurgled and he suddenly had an idea.
It flapped its wings and flew over, and said in a milky voice:
"Of course, it was because this elf came to Loulan City that the fire in the Flame Mountain was extinguished."
The aunt looked back, and a big fat insect that could talk, flapping its wings, flew in front of her eyes.
The aunt screamed in fright and threw the naan on the ground.
She pointed to the fat hand of the hairball and trembled uncontrollably: "Big bug that can talk? ”
Maoqiu said in a milky voice: "Sister Beauty, I'm not a big bug, I'm an elf from Kunlun Mountain." ”
"Kunlun Mountain? Genie? "The old man who sells mutton skewers is holding a machete in his hand, and he is about to attack the hairball, and the hero saves the beauty.
As soon as he heard Maoqiu's words, he was so frightened that he "poofed", fell to his knees, lay on the ground reverently, and shouted while kowtowing:
"Grandpa Fairy, I actually saw it, the legendary Elf Immortal!"
Kunlun Sacred Mountain is a supreme holy mountain in the minds of the people of Loulan Kingdom.
Every year on the Eid al-Adha Festival, they have to face the Kunlun Holy Mountain from afar, kneel down and pray for blessings, praying for the mountain god to give the wind and rain, blessings and good health.
The elves are the myths and legends of the Loulan Kingdom, which have always been worshiped as gods.
Now, there is really an elf in Loulan Kingdom, and these people are suddenly shocked by it.
The surrounding pedestrians and vendors, when they heard that there was a talking elf coming from Loulan City, ran over to see the strangeness.
When they saw the small mouth of the hairball, they could speak well, and their appearance was pleasing, and they thought that it was really a fairy who came to the earth.
These people not only worshipped it, but also brought out all kinds of food and offered it to the hairballs to eat.
The furball sits on a large carpet surrounded by a variety of delicacies.
Kebabs, naan cakes, naan buns, finger lamb rice, grilled lamb chops, cumin lamb, cantaloupe, jade grapes, raisins.
There are even people who bring a jar of grape and wine......
These foods, which enclose the hairballs in the middle, are more than a meter high.
Maoqiu is worried that he has no money to eat, he is so hungry that he panics, and when he sees so many people coming to deliver food, how can there be any reason not to eat?
In line with the principle of not eating for nothing, the hairball sat down calmly, let go of the belly, and munched on it.
It eats with a mouth full of oil, a round belly, and is so unhappy.
While eating, it chatted with the melon-eating crowd next to it.
provoked the people who ate melons, laughed, and their faces were full of surprise.
So, they brought in more food and offered it to it.
There are even a few innkeepers who directly brought in two roasted whole sheep.
The hairball's eyes lit up when he saw it, and Harazi flowed all over the ground.
Those people who eat melons not only do not dislike its greed, but also take care of it carefully.
They cut the roasted whole lamb into slices, divided them into plates, sprinkled them with fragrant condiments, and placed them in front of them one by one for its convenient consumption.
The furball is an elf, albeit the size of an adult's fist.
However, its appetite is several times that of ordinary strong men.
Such a small elf can stuff so much food, which is an eye-opener and amazement for the common people.
Later, there were people with jade and agate, gold and silver jewelry, and ran to offer it.
The hairball stared at those jade agate, gold and silver jewelry, and the joy blossomed:
"Aha, now Grandpa Mao, I'm going to get rich!"
Some enthusiastic people, in front of it, put incense tables, burn incense and bow down.
People flocked to hear the news, and in front of the incense case, there was a long queue, kowtowing and kneeling in batches, making wishes and praying for blessings.
An eighty or ninety-year-old white-bearded grandfather was carried over by his family because he was seriously ill.
The old man hoped that after praying for blessings in person, he would live a long life and the pain would disappear.
The white-bearded old man struggled and was helped down from the soft sedan chair by his family.
He trembled and knelt on the ground, lying on the ground, kowtowing to the hairball:
"Elf fairy grandpa, please, let the little old man's illness disappear."
The old man is skinny and bone-covered, his face is full of deep folds, his hair is thin, and he is full of age spots, and he can fall when the wind blows, and he can't live for a few days.
Someone next to him asked curiously:
"Fairy Grandpa, may I ask you Gui Geng?"
The hairball held a roast leg of lamb in his hand, and while gnawing hard, he replied in an old-fashioned manner:
"I'm five thousand six hundred and seventy-eight years old this year, what's wrong with the old man?"
When everyone heard that it was so old, they immediately fell to their knees.
The son of the old man with the white beard replied:
"My father has been sick for a long time, and I heard that the fairy grandfather is coming, so I came to pray and ask the fairy grandfather to help my father get rid of his illness."
The melon-eating crowd next to him echoed one after another:
"I heard that the elves and immortals are very powerful."
"Not only can it help people get rid of their illness, but it can also prophesy good and bad."
"Grandpa Elf, you can help Grandpa heal his illness, let's open our eyes."
"yes, yes, let's open our eyes."
……
When the hairball heard this, he was immediately dumbfounded.
This kind of magic stick operation, it has never done it, what should I do?
Maoqiu sighed secretly: "It doesn't seem so easy to swagger and cheat, eat and drink." ”
Maoqiu munched on a roast leg of lamb and thought to himself:
"What to do, what to do? If the stuffing is exposed, will it be beaten to death? ”
"Alas, it's good that Xiao Yangyang is here...... She has silver......"
At this time, someone next to him whispered:
"In ancient times, there was an elf fairy, and I heard that as long as you spit out a mouthful of saliva, you can cure all diseases, and you are very old."
"That's right, I don't know why this elf immortal is so effective?"
When the hairball heard this, his eyes rolled, and he immediately had an idea.
It smiled proudly, and while gnawing on the leg of mutton, it secretly calculated:
"That's right, this elf doesn't want the elixir. But saliva, this elf has, hey, hey, hey, hey......, hey
The furball stretched out his little paws, nodded at the white-bearded old man, and shouted in a milky voice:
"Little bad old man, you want to heal, don't you? Bring a cup. ”
The old grandfather's son immediately respectfully took a small teacup and handed it to the hairball.
Hairball took the teacup and spit a few mouthfuls of saliva into the teacup.
There was a lot of saliva mixed up, and it chewed on the leftover meat scraps in its mouth.
Hairball said proudly:
"Oh, the saliva of this elf is a miracle medicine that cures all diseases."
"Well, of course...... It takes some time to see results. “
"Hurry up and take it back, take it with warm water, ensure that the medicine is cured, eat Ma Ma Ma Xiang, be a groom every night, and live for another hundred years."
As for whether it can be cured by medicine and whether it can live for another hundred years, at that time, its hairballs have already been oiled on the soles of its feet and slipped away.
He still cares if he is dead or alive, will he be poisoned by saliva and hang up?
In order to eat and drink, the furball cowhide is about to be blown out.
The white-bearded old man reverently and respectfully took the teacup, took it and poured it into his mouth.
He said as he fell:
"No lukewarm water, no lukewarm water, just drink it."
Maoqiu saw that the old man was relishing, drinking his own saliva, like drinking Ganlin Xianlu, and suddenly felt nauseous.
He thought to himself: "Wouldn't it be too immoral for me to be so swaggering and deceiving?" ”
"However, I didn't hurt anyone, I just cheated into eating. Alas, in this world, it is really not easy to do anything. ”
The white-bearded old man drank the saliva spit of the hairball and stalked the terrier's neck with difficulty.
The hairball was so frightened that a little liver fluttered wildly.
He was afraid that the old man would hang up, let him reveal his true form, and be beaten to death.
The old man's son was worried about the waste, so he soaked the cup with water and fed the old man all the water.
The hairball sat calmly on the felt carpet, nibbling on the roast leg of lamb, but his mind was thinking quickly: "How to escape for a while, so as not to be caught and baked into roasted meatballs......"
It buried its head in hard work, and planned to eat more, so that it would run away immediately.
The onlookers who ate melons pointed to the white-bearded old man and made an earth-shattering uproar.
There are even people who cry bitterly on the spot and fall to the ground screaming.
The furball was frightened, and said secretly:
"Could it be that the white-bearded old man was really poisoned by my saliva?"
"It's over, I'm really going to be beaten to death later......"
It hurriedly flew to a mountain of barbecue, and looked for the white-bearded old man who had just drunk its saliva with wide eyes and a thief's eyebrows.
It is ready, if something is wrong, it will smear oil on the soles of its feet and quickly flee for its life.
Anyway, it has wings, so it's a big deal to fly a little higher so they can't catch it.
Furball looked at it and fell down on the mountain of food in fright, speechless in surprise......
Something magical happened.
The white-bearded old man who drank the saliva of the hairball just now, with sparse white hair, is rapidly turning black and dense at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The deep, old folds that can trap mosquitoes are becoming smooth and full, smooth and white, and elastic.
The old man's eyes became bright and bright, his waist became straight, his legs did not tremble, his body did not tremble, his face was full of red light, and he was full of energy.
The white-bearded old man, after drinking the saliva of the hairball, suddenly became dozens of years younger!
Now, he's a middle-aged man in his forties, refreshed.
It looks much younger than the son next to him.
Uncle, oh no, the old uncle knelt on the ground with a "poof", kowtowed desperately to the hairball:
"Thank you Grandpa Fairy, thank you Grandpa Fairy."
"Little Lao'er drank your jade dew, his breath is no longer panting, his waist is straight, his legs are no longer shaking, his heart is no longer bored, and he has become more powerful."
"Little Lao'er plans to marry ten concubines, grandfather and groom, and enjoy a beautiful and happy life!"
"Grandpa Fairy, your saliva is really a miracle medicine! Woowoo woo ......"
The old man was so excited that he cried bitterly, and the onlookers who ate melons were stunned.
Furball was also stunned.
The roast leg of lamb it was holding in its paws fell to the ground with a "snap", and it didn't even notice it.
The people who eat melons suddenly went crazy and boiled.
Then, a horrific scene occurred.
Countless people took pots and pans and rushed to the hairball, begging for the hairball and giving saliva nectar:
"Grandpa Fairy, I want to be twenty years old again, you can give me a little saliva nectar."
"Grandpa Fairy, my mother has been sick in bed for more than ten years, please give me a little saliva and nectar."
"Grandpa Fairy, my lady is bleeding after giving birth, please give me a little saliva nectar."
"Fairy Grandpa......"
"Fairy Grandpa......"
……
The hairball was held by the stars of the moon, and suddenly his heart was full of joy, triumphant, and became fluttering.
It never dreamed that its saliva turned out to be a panacea, which can not only cure the disease, but also rejuvenate people.
Maoqiu laughed proudly: "It seems that in the future, when I walk the rivers and lakes, I will never worry about eating and drinking again!" ”
It faced the pots and pans that stretched out and took its saliva, its little paws crossed its waist, and it smiled proudly, as if it had seen a mountain of gold and silver.
In the face of the worship and enthusiastic melon-eating crowd, the hairball was full of spirit.
It calmed its mind for a moment, and said in a milky voice:
"Queue up, everyone takes turns to pick up, the saliva of this elf, some are, some are."
The furball is like an old god stick.
It sat on a large piece of roast lamb chops with Erlang's legs crossed, nibbling on roast mutton while spitting on the pots and pans handed over.
These people who received the saliva, regardless of whether the saliva was mixed with bone residue and flesh, were ecstatic and crazy.
They reverently held the saliva of the hairball, as if holding a peerless elixir and a priceless treasure, rushed to take it home, and mixed it with water for the whole family to drink.
It's just that there are more and more people waiting in line for saliva, more and more.
After taking the saliva and taking it home, many people came to line up with utensils.
Even, the whole family came to line up
After spitting hundreds of mouthfuls of saliva, the furball finally tasted the bitter fruit.
It sadly found that its mouth was now dry and its throat was swollen, not to mention spitting, and if it continued to vomit, it was estimated that it would vomit blood and die.
However, those who are in line, everyone wants to receive its saliva and take it home to cure the disease and eliminate the disaster, and live forever.
There are even some people who have queued up many times to catch its saliva, intending to store it, waiting to hoard it, resell it to make a lot of money, where to care if it lives or dies?
What the furball doesn't know is that it's a bee elf.
Its saliva is its essence and blood.
The hairball spits too much saliva, and the body loss is very serious.
At first it can spit out saliva, but later on, it can only vomit blood.
Its throat was swollen and painful, its heart seemed to be burning with fire, its mind was black for a while, and its chest was full of vomiting.
The hairball finally couldn't hold it anymore, and with a "wow" sound, he raised his head and spurted out a mouthful of blood, and fell backwards......