Chapter 116: So You're Like This, Gu Jianbo!
"You-"
As the most flexible fat man in Dragon City, of course, it was impossible for him to trip over Meng Chao, only to see him soaring into the air like ball lightning, but he couldn't help but slow down by half a beat, and met a "griffin" in mid-air.
Griffins can fly.
Li Yingzi's aerial combat skills are, of course, outstanding.
"Teacher Li, tap."
The fat man was grabbed from mid-air, his neck shrunk, and he grinned, "There are students, save me some face." ”
"Do you still know how to save face?"
Li Yingzi was almost mad, "As a tutor of the martial arts department, you instigated students to bet on the beast control department in the department competition, and made such a big move, Gu Jianbo, how do you explain to the dean!" ”
"I'm using waste to maximize the loss, just rely on those little guys in our martial arts department who can't make weapons, how can they be the opponents of the beast control department, losing, it's certain."
The fat man said with a hippie smile, "Since there is no doubt about losing, it is better to make a lot of money in the gambling fight, win a lot of monster coins, and act as the capital to turn defeat into victory, which is called luck in misfortune!" ”
Li Yingzi was stunned by his brazenness.
"As for the dean, I will naturally explain, and there is no way to say it."
The fat man spread his hands, "The refresher class is different from the regular undergraduate, you have to be responsible for your own profits and losses, and the opportunities to earn monster coins are pitiful, if I don't take the opportunity to make a big profit, how can I get cultivation resources?" Without resources, who wants to spend money on our refresher courses? Aren't the refresher classes of Long University and University of Technology fragrant?
"I think that at the beginning, the old dean handed over the refresher class to me, neither gave me elite soldiers, nor did he give me many cultivation equipment, let alone give me a few monster coins, I don't use my brains, try my best to make money, can make the refresher class so prosperous, even the military transcendents, send them here?
"As for the classmates to learn from each other, it's normal, the martial arts department, what is the martial arts department called if you don't fight? If you want me to say, our group of regular undergraduates are too lacking in practical experience, and they are as tender as chickens, just so that the old fritters in the advanced class will polish and polish more, and their noses and faces will be swollen on campus, so it's good to lose their lives in the wilderness, right, heroic? ”
"Don't call me 'heroic.'" Li Yingzi said through gritted teeth.
and projected a sharp gaze as lightning on Meng Chao.
Meng Chao woke up like a dream, and stammered at the fat man: "You, you are Teacher Gu Jianbo!" ”
The fat man sighed, looking resigned to fate: "If you say yes, that is." ”
"That's not right!" Meng Chao was incredulous, "Isn't Teacher Gu particularly thin, lonely, tall, handsome, and melancholy?" I've seen your photos on the official website! ”
"Oh, it's probably a photo from ten years ago, and my official website information hasn't been updated for a long time."
Fat man, no, Gu Jianbo spread his hands very irresponsibly, "Besides, haven't you heard of a very mysterious high-tech called 'PS'?" The photos are all P, the business has been busy in the past few years, and people are middle-aged, and they have gained more than 100 pounds, which is also normal. ”
Meng Chao's mind was in a mess.
Fragments of past life memories burst open like popcorn.
Thinking about it carefully, in his previous life, he really hadn't seen Gu Jianbo with his own eyes.
Gu Jianbo shined in the late stage of the Monster War.
And in his previous life, he was still a civilian during the entire Monster War, and he played soy sauce.
It wasn't until after Gu Jianbo fell like a meteor that he had watched some extreme stream battle videos.
But the video shooting distance is very far, the definition is not high, and Gu Jianbo has lost a lot of weight at that time, coupled with the blurring and confusion of memory fragments, just now, he didn't recognize it for the first time.
Forget it, it doesn't matter if you are fat or thin, from just half a minute of fighting, Meng Chao can be sure that the greasy fat man in front of him is the blade dancer of the future Megatron Dragon City.
"Teacher Gu, I want to follow you!" Meng Chao looked at the fat man's thighs thicker than an elephant and said.
"No, little brother, you can't think about it, do you?" Gu Jianbo couldn't cry or laugh, and pointed to the tip of his nose, "I'm so virtuous, do you still want to follow me?" ”
"Teacher Gu, explain."
Li Yingzi also said with a calm face, "Betting on the matter of the beast control department, you go and tell the dean yourself, I don't care, but Meng Chao is the first place in the freshman test of the martial arts department, what means did you use to deceive him to death?" ”
"Heaven and earth conscience, I don't know him!"
Gu Jianbo looked up to the sky and roared, "Moreover, I am self-aware, and I can't bear to be such a good seedling, when he came up just now, I slandered myself as a scumbag, a scum, and a shameless person!" Meng Chao, you said it yourself, isn't that so? ”
Meng Chao nodded: "That's right, Teacher Gu criticized himself fiercely just now, the kind that touches the soul is very profound." ”
Li Yingzi was stunned for a moment: "In that case, why do you still have to him?" ”
"Because I hit it off with Teacher Gu at first sight, I have a special fate."
Meng Chao took a deep breath and said seriously, "I am not impulsive, but I have been thinking about it for a long time, in fact, I filled in the volunteer of the Martial Arts Department of Agricultural University, just for Teacher Gu Jianbo, otherwise, with my score, I can go to the Martial Arts Department of Longda University, or the ace combat major of any famous school, Teacher Li, please complete it with the Academy." ”
"I'm not, I don't, who is familiar with you at first sight, and there is a special fate?" Gu Jianbo rubbed the goosebumps on his arm, with a "hell" expression on his face.
Li Yingzi's gaze swept between the two of them for a few rounds, and he was really inexplicable, so he could only say: "Okay, then you go back with Teacher Gu first, have a deep understanding of his martial arts philosophy, and then make a decision."
"Teacher Gu, this matter will be handed over to you, and you don't want the tragedy of 'Xu Fang, Zhou Tianrui and Li Feiyu' to happen again, right?"
Gu Jianbo's face suddenly became gloomy.
The temperament is like two people in an instant.
The face of the eighteen folds of the thin-skinned big stuffing, each fold released the deepest melancholy and remorse.
"Don't worry, I won't repeat it." He whispered.
Li Yingzi did not respond, leaving Gu Jianbo, who looked lonely, and Meng Chao, who was confused, and turned to leave.
Meng Chao had a question mark in his stomach, but seeing Gu Jianbo's expression of a bun falling to the ground and being trampled on, it was not easy to ask.
After a while, a large number of teachers and teaching assistants arrived, and the battle for the cafeteria finally came to an end.
The students, who had blue noses and swollen faces and were full of mess, were divided into two columns, undergraduate students and social students, and they were very skillful in running down.
"Report to the mentor, we didn't fight, we just learned a brand new martial art, classmates, let's learn!"
"That's right, the students in the advanced class are all seniors in the society, and they have extremely rich combat experience, and we just use new martial arts to learn a few tricks from them, learn from each other's strengths, and make progress together!"
"Maybe we were too attentive when we were talking, and we didn't pay attention to the time, environment and methods, causing unnecessary losses, it doesn't matter, we will compensate and restore the original appearance!"
"I had a great time today, thank you for the advice, continue next time!"
The leaders of both sides stood up and sang and harmonized.
The two sides shook hands and bowed to each other in thanks, with sincere smiles on their faces, without the slightest hint of anger from the moment before.
As Gu Jianbo said, in the martial arts department, occasionally learning from each other is not only commonplace, but also beneficial to physical and mental health.
If it weren't for the fact that the reason for this move was "as a student of the martial arts department, I bet all the treasures on the beast control department", it would not be a problem at all.
The teachers knew this, and after a little inspection, they saw that no one had used the murder weapon and no one was seriously injured, so they could only roar according to the process and let their respective exclusive tutors take it back for disposal.
"You just knocked down Mahon twice in a row, right?"
"I heard that you are a freshman, called Meng Chao? I remember you! ”
"Have time to eat together!"
The undergraduates were escorted by their tutors, walked in front of Meng Chao, and came up to pat him on the shoulder, looking very enthusiastic.
The social students all stared at Meng Chao with meaningful eyes, and their smiles were very sincere, friendly, and harmonious, which made Meng Chao shudder and sweat coldly.
"Let's go too, go back and clean up after you!"
Gu Jianbo glared and shouted, "Let's go to the cultivation room to learn from each other, what's the matter with making such a big disturbance in the cafeteria?" They are all dozens of years old, and there are many people from the Red Dragon Army, so unorganized and undisciplined? After going back, I carried a weight of 200 kilograms, ran 50 kilometers of obstacles, and gave a small punishment and a big admonition, so as to set an example, I understand that there is no! ”
"Understood!" At the same time, the students stood up and responded loudly.
But on the way back to the refresher class, they put on the same hippie smiling faces as Gu Jianbo.
"Brother Bo, really carry 200 kilograms and run 50 kilometers of obstacles?"
"Well, did you win just now?"
"Of course we won, needless to say, although those undergraduates have penetrated dozens of main veins and claim to be able to construct dozens of spiritual magnetic force fields, they can't do it, but they have no actual combat experience, and no matter how many skills they have, they are still being beaten by us?"
"Well, since you've won, let's run!"
"Ah, why do you have to run after winning, didn't you say ......"
"Nonsense, who made you betray me? Usually 'Bo Brother Bo Ge' is affectionate, but at the critical moment, he doesn't say anything about righteousness at all, saying, who stabbed Teacher Li about the things I instructed you to bet on? ”
"Is there such a thing? I don't know, we don't know! Besides, you didn't talk to us about righteousness, you just had such a lively fight, and you weren't the first to jump out of the window and escape? ”
"I'm a martial arts instructor, don't I run, and fight martial arts students with you? Teacher Li knows, don't want to reconcile with her in this life! ”
Meng Chao followed silently, listening to their chat, and felt that the relationship between Gu Jianbo and the social students was not like a teacher and a student, but like some kind of dynamic gang that wandered on the edge of the law?
"The refresher class is like this, there are no rules, originally, many social students are thirty or forty years old, and they have killed more monsters than me, how can I have the face to put on the spectrum of 'mentor'?"
Gu Jianbo turned around and explained to Meng Chao, "I don't like to hear others call me 'Teacher Gu', I feel upset when I hear it, just 'Brother Bo', you can call it too, you know when you get acquainted with me, I'm really not qualified to be a teacher." ”