Hello everyone, my name is Ye Chen, a man who can be woken up handsome at night, a man who grows on laughter, likes to sing, dance, rap, basketball, play Honor of Kings and League of Legends.

Recently, some unbelievable stories have happened to me, and you may not believe it when you say it, but it is my own experience.

Editor-in-charge: Come, music, tell your story out loud.

This matter starts with an Internet café opening black.

It was twelve o'clock that night.

In the dead of night, eerie and peaceful.

Me and two old iron, also my roommates, in the Internet café together, playing the recently popular messy competitive game "League of Legends", but, a few qualifying matches, the primary school students who can meet the pit father, the rank fell directly from the strongest king to the extraordinary master, the most important thing is that the group of primary school students are just technical dishes, and they are particularly capable of scolding, I can't scold them with my single hand speed typing for 20 years, and I'm so angry that I almost threw the mechanical keyboard that shines on the ground.

What's even worse is that the old Tie Linkun next to him kept sneering: "Hahaha, Ah Chen, you see see you, the dishes are the same as the master, hahaha." (Elementary school student: Big brother, I also want to cook like a master, is that okay?) The Black Iron rank is too uncomfortable. ）

I ruthlessly raised my middle finger towards Lin Kun: "Okay, you wooden stick, give you a gesture, and experience it yourself." ”

Lao Tie Zhen on the side also saw that he was also with the wooden stick, and the two of them sang and said in harmony, and said: "Hahaha, Ah Chen, don't be like this, come on, buddy will take you to pretend to fly with you, and take you into the garbage heap, hahaha." ”

It has become a habit for a few people to play and play, and I don't have a trace of anger in my heart, but I still lashed out very unhappily: "Zhenjian, it's really like its name, it's really cheap, Zeng Xiaoxian is not as obscene as you, grass." ”

However, this is exactly what happened. I treat the game like my first love, but the game abuses me a thousand times. I was scolded by those elementary school students up and down, inside and out, and the same is true of this game, which made me feel very depressed, and then pushed the keyboard hard into the table, and said angrily: "Don't play, don't play, I'm pitted, they scold me, I can't scold them, I play MVP and they also scold me, they are very good at scolding, and the two of you, you can't take it at all, it's really an Internet café three times in a row, and I've never won." ”

After saying that, I hung up decisively and asked you to spray me, then let you go in all fours.

After coming out of the Internet café, I was more depressed, so I went to the bar near the Internet café to comfort the injured young heart, soothe the wound in my heart with the dynamic DJ music, and drown all the sorrow with alcohol.

After three glasses of wine, not only did the mood not improve in the slightest, but became even more sad.

It's over, and now the mood is even worse.

I don't know how much wine I poured, three and a half pounds of liquor, and I gradually began to feel the beer casually, and I was in a dull mood and tasteless, so I got up and left the bar, ready to drive Wuling Hongguang home.

looked at the time, since it was more than twelve o'clock now, it was very late, and the policeman Shu Li had already gone home from work at this point, and I was not afraid of investigating what drunk driving.

Swayed to the underground garage, I suddenly saw a young lady wearing a dark blue Hanfu, walking slowly. Wearing a hairpin, long hair to the waist, black and bright, slightly feminine, light steps, no matter how the front looks, at a glance, the back looks like a Beethoven (back multi-point)!

Under the influence of alcohol, I peeked a few times from behind very coquettishly, and the corners of my mouth raised an indescribable arc, not good, this is a heart-warming feeling.

Don't say it, modern sister paper, wearing ancient costumes, has a temperament that does not lose to ancient beauties at all. Moreover, in the middle of the night, alone, maybe you are in a sad mood, it is a good time to talk.

I can't help but go and talk to the young lady, maybe I can counterattack with Dick.

Thinking about it, how to talk to it well, suddenly had an idea.

took out a hundred-yuan bill from his purse, followed quickly, and gently patted his sister's shoulder from behind: "Hey, young lady...... Little sister ......"

"I don't have a boyfriend, I have Taobao clothes, I dressed up today, I used to wash my hair, I used my pants to work with colleagues, Huabei arrears, credit card installments, I don't have a mine at home, I love ......" The sister replied mechanically without replying.

The sudden scene made me look confused.

This young lady is really interesting.

didn't look at me at all, so he refused directly, I'm a sought-after little fresh meat.

Although I was rejected, it made me excited, and maybe this is one of the great pleasures of men.

hurriedly chased after him, and said, "Hey...... No, no, mushroom cool, mushroom cool, this money is you dropped? ”

That mushroom Liang turned around slightly, looked at it sideways, and was shocked to see it, especially the white neck, so that it was sad to see the trial.

For a while, I couldn't help but take a look at it, the wind bun showed the sideburns, the eyebrows and eyes were lightly swept with spring, the skin was delicate and soft like warm jade, the cherry mouth was red without dotting, delicate and beautiful, and the two strands of hair on the cheeks were gently brushed with the wind to add a bit of seductive style, and the charming eyes turned wisely, a little naughty, but listless, and the expression was sad.

I thought to myself: Sure enough, I guessed correctly, and the expression on my face that owed her two million directly proved that this mushroom was in a bad mood, and the identification was completed.

Mushroom Liang didn't seem to want to speak at all, his eyes blinked weakly, he shook his head slightly, his voice was sweet but there was no anger at all, and he said weakly: "It's not ......"

After saying that, he continued to walk forward with his head down.

It's rare to meet a beautiful woman, under the influence of alcohol, I can't control myself, so I hurriedly stepped forward to stop in front of her, and said, "No...... Wait a minute...... Hey, the mushrooms are cool, and the mushrooms are cool, and I see them falling out of your pocket. ”

As she spoke, she pinched Grandpa Mao in her hand and shook it in front of her eyes, presumably the sisters don't like to laugh, but at least they love Grandpa Mao, as long as there is money, I don't believe that I can't handle her.

But the sister shook her head slightly again and said, "It's really not." ”

After saying that, dragging the powerless calf, the six gods had no owner, and walked to the side listlessly.

What an interesting young lady.

I suddenly became anxious, looking at the appearance of the sister paper, it seems that the injury is not shallow, if there is a collision of hearts at this time, the probability of success of the sister is much greater than the probability of the rabbit hitting and dying on the same tree, and once again reached out to block the way of the sister paper: "Hey, hey...... You listen to me, I'm not here to talk, I just want to prove to you, I'm ...... I don't know how to find gold...... Where do you touch me, a good person, you can't find it with a lantern......"

The girl blinked her extra-long eyelashes, her eyes were empty, her eyebrows looked at me affectionately, and she said weakly: "It's really not mine, I have a sound of losing money......"

Hey, there's still a sound of money dropping?

As soon as I heard it, I was happy, even if a hundred Grandpa Mao fell to the ground, there would not be much sound, this sister paper is too good at pretending to be forced, and there was a capitalized and bold contempt on her face.

I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than the mouth of the sister paper.

ruthlessly pursed his lips and said: "You can't talk about calves, whose money can make a sound when it falls to the ground, don't give me that useless." (Scumbags who dropped coins, please take a detour, don't disturb Yu Dada's sister...... Ha ha...... ）

The paper was laid flat in the wide sleeves of her coat and her hand shook gently.

“Dung……”

A crisp sound was clear in the quiet underground garage.

A shiny golden object rolled down in front of me, and it stood out in the dim basement.

I looked at it, and it was gold, Nima, gold.

However, I quickly reacted, such a large piece of gold ingot, let alone a hundred thousand, it looks fake, and it should be a prop for this sister to wear Hanfu.

Picked it up and pinched it in your hand.

Even, this thing is quite heavy, isn't it a prop, it's real gold?

Turning over the bottom of the gold ingot, there is a word "longevity" written on it.

Looking at the dull color, it is obvious that it has been tempered by the years, but it still maintains the original color of gold.

This...... Looks like real gold.

I couldn't help but exclaim, "Damn, it's real gold." ”

A beautiful young lady came out in the middle of the night with such a large piece of real gold, isn't she afraid of being robbed?

Rich people, really willful, arrogant!

At this time, the young lady raised her eyebrows slightly, her thin lips were slightly curved, and she stretched out her palm with a mysterious smile.

Her long eyelashes, in particular, seemed to carry a seductive force.

The good-looking face instantly gave me an indescribable impulse.

It's what it's like to be in love.

The next second, I was stunned.

Her pink and snow-white palms are crystal clear, as if transparent, and her pitch-black nails seem to shine with a fatal light.

For a moment, my chrysanthemum tightened and my heart trembled.

Recall her confident words just now: I dropped money loudly!

A normal modern girl would not say such a shocking word. Look at her almost transparent palms, which are not possessed by humans at all. Nima, I don't think I'm going to meet a ghost, right?

In an instant, she woke up halfway, blinked, and looked closely, her arms were the same as normal people, just like milk bubbles, especially pink, could it be that I drank too much and saw the wrong one?

Maybe I've drunk too much.

But what's the matter with the real gold in your hand? And her fascinated smile, there is always an inexplicable feeling.

In an instant, her mind exploded, and she didn't dare to think about it anymore, so she handed the gold to her hand, and when she touched it, her hand was unusually cold, like an ice cube.

Some girls do have cold palms, but they don't get so low, and it's still summer, and I instantly suspect that a dog has given birth.

At this moment, I panicked in my heart and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry to disturb, I bothered ......"

With a July meteor, he rushed to his Asian big brother Wuling Hongguang car.