Don't like money?

Phew!

Do you think you're Ma's father, saying that you don't like money while being the richest man?

Qi Zijun scolded secretly in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it directly, so he could only continue to say tentatively: "If the hero thinks that 100,000 is not enough, do you say the number?" ”

"Well, it's a bit insufficient." Fang Ye nodded, "Since you asked me to make a price, then I will be reluctant to say the number, I am not greedy, you can give a ...... A billion! ”

Just give a billion?

You are not called greedy, but is there anyone more greedy than you?

Qi Zijun and Jiang Zirou's eyes were about to fall out, while Su Qianyi was desperately holding back a smile.

She had long known that Fang Ye would definitely tease them, but she didn't expect to be so excessive, it was really happy!

"Hero, you're not joking, are you, or are you referring to Chinese coins?"

Fang Ye said with a big grin: "If you can't come up with Chinese dollars, I can accept one billion euros." ”

Billion euros? Why don't you rob a bank!

Hahahaha!

Looking at Qi Zijun's pale face, Su Qianyi finally couldn't help laughing.

Fang Ye sneered: "What is the third young master of the Qi family, it turns out that you can't even take out this money, right, then don't be blind there, Jiang Zirou, do it!" ”

Jiang Zirou was helpless, so she had to reach out and slap Qi Zijun.

Syllable!

is worthy of being the daughter of a Taoist man, and she does things neatly, and this slap is particularly loud.

"Little slut, you ...... Are you really smoking? Qi Zijun covered his face and glared angrily.

"I can't help it."

"Then don't pump so hard!"

"I'm afraid he's not satisfied, what if I ask for another pump?"

“……”

"Okay, the slap is over, now, it's your turn to slap Jiang Zirou."

"Good!"

Qi Zijun, who was holding back the fire in his belly, couldn't beg for it, and raised his hand to give the other party a slap, which was even much heavier than the one he received just now.

Jiang Zirou's face immediately swollen.

"Bastard, why are you hitting me so hard?"

Qi Zijun snorted coldly: "This is what you said yourself, if you don't fight hard enough, what if you swell again?" ”

"You've got it, okay, it's my turn now!" The more Jiang Zirou thought about it, the more angry she became, and before Fang Ye could speak, she had already raised her hand and slapped Qi Zijun again, and her strength really increased a little more!

"Stinky cousin, you're killing yourself!" Qi Zijun was completely furious, and gave the other party an ear with his backhand.

"Bastard, don't think the old lady is afraid of you!"

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

Fang Ye and Su Qianyi watched in amazement as the two slapped each other, and there was a tendency to intensify......

Su Qianyi couldn't bear it anymore: "Brother-in-law, I think the anger has almost disappeared, or ......."

The old god of Fang Ye said on the ground: "Don't worry, with their strength, there is no problem with a hundred slaps." ”

Su Qianyi was stunned: "Both of them are almost as swollen as pigs' heads, is this okay?" ”

"Don't worry, you haven't seen it yet, it's more swollen than a pig's head......"

Just as the two were silently watching the battle, a loud roar suddenly came from the woods! Soaring Chinese

Fang Ye's eyes froze, and he pulled Su Qianyi to quickly take a step back, and half a second later, a black shadow directly sank into the trunk of the tree in front of them, blowing up countless barks!

"It's chicken...... Chicken bones? ”

After seeing the hidden weapon embedded in the trunk of the tree, Su Qianyi's small mouth opened round.

Fang Ye frowned and said, "It's so strong, you hide behind the tree first." ”

"Good!" Su Qianyi was very obedient and hid behind a big tree like a frightened rabbit.

"Hahahaha, you can actually escape my deadly chicken bones, it's really a hero out of a boy!"

A round figure appeared in the woods, and when he got closer, he realized that he was still carrying an unconscious monkey on his shoulder.

"Uncle Maitreya, you're finally back!" Jiang Zirou was surprised and delighted, seeing Maitreya was similar to seeing a relative.

Maitreya held up a roast chicken and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, Miss, the roast chicken just now was not enough to eat, so I went down the mountain to buy one again...... Hey, why is your face swollen like this, which bastard beat it? ”

Qi Zijun, who is also a pig's head, can only pretend to be stupid, turn his head and be silent.

Jiang Zirou covered her face when she heard this, she didn't guess wrong just now, this guy really went down the mountain to buy food......

She didn't dare to scold, so she had to say: "My face is fine, you hurry up and teach this guy who doesn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky!" ”

Maitreya said with a big grin: "Don't worry, eldest lady, as long as my Maitreya comes, all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods will suffer!" ”

Jiang Zirou pointed at Fang Ye and said, "Okay, then you take down this kid now, Miss Ben wants to take revenge on the blood hatred!" ”

"Good!"

Maitreya threw the monkey in his hand, and the latter immediately fell on his back, miserable, and he re-wrapped the roast chicken in his hand in oiled paper and carefully placed it on the ground.

Fang Ye was amazed, this guy is too weird, his companion is not as important as a roast chicken in his heart?

"Baby, wait for me here, I'll be back right away!"

After Maitreya patted the oil paper lightly, he got up and strode towards Fang Ye.

His steps were not slow, but the span was very large, one step could be two or three steps for others, and in the blink of an eye, he came to Fang Ye, stretched out his big shining hand and grabbed him in the face!

Fang Ye didn't want to get close to this greasy uncle, so he casually picked up a steel bar and held it in his hand, and then smashed it at this big hand.

Nation!

After a muffled sound, the steel bar that hit the big hand was directly bent!

Wo groove, what kind of kung fu is this, the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt?

When Fang Ye was stunned, Maitreya's hand was about to touch him!

He jumped to his feet, flexing his legs and kicking them in the chest.

In other words, Fang Ye would never dare to use this method to attack the enemy, his foot strength was extremely heavy, and it would not be fun if he kicked it and seriously injured him.

After being kicked by the chain leg method, the fat on Maitreya's chest spread out like a wave, and the terrifying force contained on it also dissipated in one drum!

"What a fat pork!" Fang Ye admired while dodging the other party's slap.

After picking up a watermelon knife on the ground, he slashed heavily on Maitreya's shoulder, and the result was the same as a steel bar, and the sharp watermelon knife directly turned into a piece of scrap iron!

Fang Ye was depressed now, the weapon was useless against that body of fat, and hand-to-hand combat had no effect, how did this guy deal with it?

When he felt that he had no way to start, Maitreya's offensive became more and more fierce, this is a veritable flexible fat man, and he has great strength, and there is no flaw in his defense!

"Boy, my skin has been trained to be invulnerable, you can't break the defense, surrender obediently, maybe the eldest lady will spare your dog's life!" Maitreya shouted as he attacked.

"Invulnerability?" Fang Ye suddenly remembered something, he kicked on Maitreya's belly, and then took advantage of the force of the rebound to rise into the air and landed lightly beside the monkey.

Maitreya's face changed: "What do you want to do, do you want to kidnap my brother to threaten me?" If you can't beat it, you can use such despicable means, it's too shameless, and you can't talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes? ”

Fang Ye pursed his lips: "Which eye of yours saw that I was holding him hostage, I just wanted to borrow something." ”

"What's that?"

"Pig Killing Knife!"