Chapter 340: I Have Experience Wetting My Pants
I'm sure the forces that the blind man and the old man offended back then were definitely not simple.
Otherwise, they wouldn't be afraid to be like this.
I can only wait for me to investigate slowly.
Now, the most important thing is how to resolve the crisis at hand.
My face was solemn, and my expression was serious: "Dahui wolf, it is very dangerous here, it is not advisable to stay here for a long time, you hurry down the mountain, don't delay, otherwise your life will be in danger." ”
Let's not talk about Ye Hu's attitude, there are so many lonely souls and wild ghosts around, and the yin qi is thick, Lin Guanghui has stayed here for a long time, and he will definitely be affected.
I don't want to hurt my big brother.
When Lin Guanghui heard me say this, he was naturally even more reluctant to leave alone.
He came back for me.
Hurriedly said, "Ah Chen, what's going on here?" I wanted to go to the wooden house on the top of the hill just now to find you, but I just turned around and walked to the forest path, and all the way, as far as the eye could see, the surroundings were empty, but they were all the sounds of laughter and persuasion like a wine banquet...... I was so scared that I ducked into the woods in a panic, it was so scary. ”
This is not surprising either.
The lonely soul and wild ghost, as long as it does not take the initiative to appear, ordinary people like Lin Guanghui will not be able to see it.
Unless you touch the cow's tears.
However, the sound of their voices should still be heard.
Think about it, a normal earthling.
In the dead of night, in the middle of the night, deep mountains and old forests, deserted, no people can be seen around, only the sound can be heard, and the most important thing is what scarecrows, almsgiving, and clouds around.
This situation is really not ordinary scary.
It's not that Lin Guanghuixiao, if someone else comes, maybe he will already pee.
Anyway, Lin Guanghui still has a few times of experience in wetting his pants.
This time, it's finally grown up.
However, it is not difficult for ordinary earthlings to see those lonely souls and wild ghosts.
Naturally, there are many ways to do this.
The eyes are like eye drops, with a little cow tears, dog tears, or owl tears.
Then you can see it.
Or, to put it a little simpler, you can see it directly through the demon mirror and the gossip mirror.
The whereabouts of the yin ghosts, under the gossip mirror, are also nowhere to hide.
Or, some powerful onmyoji, casting some powerful yin-yang techniques, can also make people see those yin ghosts in a short period of time.
There is also a crow eye roasted and ground into powder to drink with water.
And at midnight on a full moon day, on a road where there are no people - small alleys are best (where the humidity is heavier, otherwise you won't see ghosts). When you walk 13 steps, you will find that there are two dark shadows on the ground, one is your own and the other is the ghost you have recruited, this ghost will do you a favor but will also ask you to do a favor (it depends on the situation). Note: If the ghost you invite is a powerful ghost, the situation is beyond your control, it depends on your luck.
Also, after 12 o'clock in the night, go to a place where the yin qi is thick, such as the place where the accident occurred, the cemetery, or a sparsely populated place, and put your chest close to a place 3 inches above the ground (there is gossip on the chest, which is where the yang energy of the person is. Eliminate him and the Yin Qi), then look around, and you will see a bunch of good brothers around you.
Naturally, there are many ways.
If you have tried all these methods and still have not been able to see the ghost, then it means that you are really a pure yang body, and you are invincible to all poisons.
This kind of person is the safest, and he is not afraid of ghosts when he walks outside.
This, how can I explain this to Lin Guanghui.
I'm afraid with his IQ, it's a bit difficult to understand.
It didn't take much time, I explained the matter to him briefly in a few words.
The reason why I explained so much to him was to let him understand that the current situation is really quite serious, and if you don't do it, you will lose your life.
Not kidding.
My purpose is to get him to go down the mountain obediently!
Immediately, right now, now!
Don't stay at one either.
lest he be miserable with the pond fish!
Lin Mumu and Yao Piaopiao have all died because of me, I have already affected a lot of people, and I don't want to affect other people.
Whether it's a ghost or a living person, I don't want to bother them.
However, this guy heard that it was very dangerous, and his life would be in danger, so he didn't leave.
I said a thousand words, bitter words, he said that he would not leave, and he would go with me alive or dead.
At this time, I was really embarrassed.
After all, Lin Guanghui is not like a blind man, he is not an onmyoji.
Staying here is also chicken ribs.
It's not good, if you are taken by those lonely ghosts, you will be ghosted.
Even if it is not covered by the Yin Ghosts, it will still be eroded by the Yin Qi of those lonely souls and wild monsters.
This is really no joke.
At the beginning, Li Zeyu suffered a big loss.
I ate sticky rice for a long time, and then it gradually improved.
If something happens, not only will it not be able to help, but it may even be a bad help.
Hey, no way.
This guy is a bull temper, stubborn, and doesn't look back.
I can't resist him.
Now, I've been out for a while, and even if I and pee, my legs and feet should be numb.
Moreover, today I am still the male protagonist and the groom, and I can't do without me, so I have to go back quickly.
Moreover, now, I can't run away yet, I want to ask Ye Yao for clarification.
Helplessly, I finally couldn't resist him, so I had to say: "Okay, okay, then you just stay here honestly, don't run around, don't hear." There are ghosts all around here, something will happen, well, later, if I have something, I will call you loudly, if I don't call you, you will stay here, don't come out, and when the day dawns, you will quickly go down the mountain, remember. ”
Now, the guy finally agreed.
To be honest, I was very touched in my heart.
I know that at this moment, Lin Guanghui is already afraid in his heart, but he still insists.
Just like when I was tracking the terrifying female corpse in Xishan.
He was also scared, but he eventually followed.
In order to avoid people's eyes, I took a detour some distance, along the path, back to the wedding scene,
Oops,
Don't say it,
It's much more lively now than when it came out just now.
It may be because Ye Yao and the female ghost in red were arrested, and the scene has been stabilized, so the lonely ghosts who escaped before are gradually less afraid.
In addition, the atmosphere at the scene is so human-brained, so there are more and more lonely ghosts and ghosts who come.
You said that you can eat a big meal for free, and after eating, you can still get money, isn't it a good thing that pie in the sky falls?
Those yin ghosts naturally rushed over when they heard the news.
Among them are quite a few drunkards.
The old man who drank one by two was happy.
Because I have a big red flower on my chest, it's easy to recognize that I'm the main character today!
Seeing me coming,
The lonely ghosts at the wine table stood up one after another and threw their hands in congratulations.
I also return the favor with them!
Because ghosts also want to save face!
So, etiquette must be in place!
Otherwise, if you encounter a grumpy ghost, you will be very unlucky. is the same as Li Zeyu at the beginning.
If you don't listen to me and don't pay attention to those details, you almost end up in a vegetative state.
When dealing with them, my eyes couldn't help but look at Ye Yao and the female ghost in red in the auditorium.
On their foreheads, two more sigils were added.
It seems that Ye Hu was afraid that they would escape, so he added full protection.
It can be seen that Ye Hu is also quite jealous.
Could it be that Ye Hu didn't know what happened back then?
He'd love to know the answers, too?
Then I'm wondering.
If this is the case, doesn't it mean that the incident of the abandoned mine cave in Yejia Village back then really had nothing to do with Ye Hu, but someone else?
Can't figure it out.
Now, the two of them had been sealed, and they sat there motionless, silently.
It looks like a zombie with modern makeup.
I wanted to get closer, but Na Yehu kept watching.
"Congratulations, groom, congratulations! Happy Wedding! Give birth to a noble son early! "A lonely ghost came to toast with a wine glass.
Oops, I'll go.
gave birth to a noble son early.
I'll give birth to you as a big-headed ghost.
Yin and yang cannot be intertwined.
Although you can hey and hey with female ghost concubines, you still can't make people after all.
I guess this man drank too much.
I didn't mind either.
At this critical moment, I naturally didn't dare to drink more, but symbolically put the wine glass to my mouth and slightly pit it to show my respect!
I have no intention of messing with them.
There's a lot more to figure out.
Whether this pair of gold silk embroidered shoes is Ye Yao's or not.
The female ghost concubine who appeared in the abandoned mine cave back then was Mo Yuxin or Ye Yao.
Did she really do nothing?
My gaze glanced at Ye Yao from time to time.
At this moment, I am really confused!
I even have a hope that she isn't in the abandoned mine.
It's a strange feeling.
Maybe it was because of that dagger that changed my opinion of her.
This time, she wasn't pretending.
After all, no one would joke with their lives.
Hey, Ye Yao, Ye Yao, are you good or bad?
I really can't see through it.
It's hard to figure out.
Seriously, this time, I faked my marriage and forced her to show up.
It shows that she is still afraid of death.
And in the face of the threat of my death, she was fearless.
I wondered, was it really me who wronged her?
Also, this time she appeared and had a big wedding with the female ghost in red, and her various behaviors were also very strange.
The first thing I said was those inexplicable words.
It's like I'm her man.
It's like I'm cheating.
I was surprised.
What's more, she obviously has the strong strength to crush the audience.
Hard core power.
But why did she let go of the hand holding the bronze dagger at the critical moment?
Why still loosen it?
I'd rather be hurt by me.
Think about that scene again.
Words from my own words!
"Yes! I'll kill you! Avenge grandpa, avenge Xiaomei and her children, and avenge everyone! I wanted to kill you in my dreams, you! ”
It was after I said that that she let go of her hand.
It felt like being heartbroken by someone you loved.
Could it be that it was his own words that hurt her deeply?
It shouldn't be.
Before, there was no communication between me and her.
I don't know why I dreamed of her that night.
After all, boys, it's normal to have dreams.
When the water fills the dam, the floodgates will naturally be opened.
Moreover, many times I dream of girls I haven't seen before.
I don't know why, it's really like that, it's amazing.
The devil sent the gods to dream of her.
Then something amazing happened.
The first time we met, we met on the road.
She looked at me domineeringly: "Hey, do you have a girlfriend?" ”
I shook my head slightly: "No! ”
She tugged at my collar rather domineeringly and said, "Oh, then you have it now." ”
And then......
And then......
And then I was made a boyfriend like that.
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