"Hey, I heard that your distant cousin's house was flooded, why don't you donate some?"

"Shhhh

It was two young men who knew each other well, not very old, less than thirty.

"What donation? Be careful to be heard, if this reaches the ears of my mother-in-law, she will not scratch me to death? ”

"What about you, a manly husband? I think you're a big tofu, soft and tummy. ”

"Go, say as if you dare to donate."

"Why wouldn't I dare?"

"Well, you go, as long as you dare to go, I'll go and tell my sister-in-law."

"Say what?"

"Let's just say that my cousin's hometown has suffered a disaster and can't survive anymore, so I'll introduce you as a concubine."

"You...... Shameless! ”

Lu Zhi saw that the scene was not too lively, and gestured at the leather monkey, and the leather monkey came to the stage again and said something to Lu Li.

Lu Li looked in the direction of Lu Zhi, nodded slightly, and then came to the side of the high platform, there was a red cloth here, and I don't know what was covered underneath.

Swish~~~

Lu Li violently forced, and the red cloth was lifted, revealing a brand, which was the secret weapon that Lu Zhi gave him.

Billboards, eye-catching +30, promote consumption +30

Hula~~~

The eyes of the audience were all attracted, looking neatly at the billboard, and the two young people who were talking were no exception.

The sign was just an ordinary wooden plank, but when the two young men looked at it, there was a phantasm on it.

It's my little cousin who saw pity, she was squatting on the top of a mountain, the white expanse under her feet, all water, the little cousin looked at the tears rippling in the distance, despair flowed quietly down her face, it was indescribably miserable.

With such a scene, how can two young people endure it?

"I can't help it, donate, I'll donate 1 tael of silver!"

"I'll donate one tael too, and that's all my private money."

"I donate too, I donate 400 dollars."

"Huh? Do you know my cousin too? ”

"What cousin? I had an uncle who always held me when I was a child, and his house was also flooded. This is a big brother next to two young people, "Hey, when I think about it, I was still hesitating just now, it's really unfilial!" ”

Not only them, but the people in the audience were emotional, scrambling to donate money on stage, with one or two at the most and a few copper plates...... No matter how much, I did my best.

Lu Zhi grinned, the effect of this billboard is simply immediate, it's amazing!

He closed his mouth and used his mind to talk to the system, "Brother system, cow! Is this called induction? It's just too strong! ”

"yes, isn't it great?"

"Why do you talk like that, but it's great!"

…………

The long-faced old man: "??? ”

Why did the situation change abruptly? Isn't it to watch the excitement? Why did you pay for it?

The long-faced old man was stunned for a long time, and nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, Lu Li, the champion, is really real, and my people in Dayue are also the best people!" All right! ”

"Huh, the real thing?" Listening to the words of the long-faced old man, someone chuckled and said, "It's still the champion, between the words, there is no trace of literary brilliance, and I don't know how I got in." ”

This guy looks like lemon essence.

"This brother surnamed Ning, this statement is very fallacious, I think what Lu Li Gongzi said is very good."

To use a more down-to-earth sentence, it is Lu Zhi's opinion, and now that he has encountered a refutation, he naturally wants to refute it.

As a strong mouth king, Lu Zhi hasn't fought much with others, this time, the opportunity has come.

Lemon Jing glanced at Lu Zhi, "How do you know that my surname is Ning?" ”

"Well, that's not the point." Lu Zhi was ready to spray, but he was almost annoyed by the words of lemon essence.

Taking a deep breath, Lu Zhi pointed to the lemon essence and then to the stage, "If you come to the stage, you must be a good person, and your writing is flying?" ”

"Yes, what's the problem?" Lemon essence answered as a matter of course.

"There is a problem, there is a problem, there is a big problem!" Lu Zhi smiled, with a mocking face, "Just ask, you are such a person, the people may understand?" ”

"This is the education of the saints, and ordinary people naturally don't understand it." This guy stood up, dressed in a Confucian robe, and his identity as a scholar was undoubtedly revealed.

Lu Zhi asked rhetorically, "Since you don't understand, what are they doing here?" And why donate money? ”

"This ......" Lemon Jing choked for a moment, "Uh, naturally I feel the enlightenment of the saint and volunteer to help, don't you know that the rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband." ”

"It's a good husband's responsibility, since the son is so insightful, I don't know how many silver taels you donated for this flood?" Lu Zhi was aggressive and pointed to the crux of the problem.

"This ......" Lemon Essence choked again, "Loyal and patriotic, self-contained, how much has this son donated, what does it have to do with you?" ”

Lu Zhi shook his head, damn it, "You are so shameless, your father has knowledge, can you rest assured?" ”

"You guy, you can't be reasonable, how can you scold people?" Lemon Essence's face turned red, "My father is still alive, and I know what is under the spring." ”

"Ah, it's still alive." Lu Zhi arched his hand, "That's really a great misfortune, dare to ask, if your father heard your shameless remarks just now, what face would he have in the world?" ”

"You ......"

"What are you? If you are reluctant to make money, you will be loyal to the monarch and patriotism, and you will be at ease. ”

"Hmph, sharp teeth and sharp mouth, my generation of scholars, I'm really ashamed to be with you!" Lemon Jing had nothing to say, and when he flicked his sleeves, he actually replied to Lu Zhi like this.

The long-faced old man couldn't stand it anymore, "I think what this son said is good, since he is calling on the people to donate money and materials, naturally they must understand first." ”

"Hmph, what do you know about this old man?" Lemon Essence asked rhetorically, looked at the long-faced old man carefully, and made a sudden realization, "Oh, I know, you two are in the same group, and you are both the same dog." ”

"Presumptuous, what are you? How dare you talk to my family like this! "The housekeeper behind the long-faced old man is gone, this is insulting his master.

"Your Excellency?" Lemon Essence smiled disdainfully, "Who is an adult?" What grown-up? With such short-sightedness, how can He De be called an adult? ”

The more the lemon essence spoke, the more energetic it became, "I don't make up a decent one to deceive people, but also an adult, he~ tui~~~" This spit went straight to the long-faced old man.

"You dare!"

Lu Zhi was in a trance, his eyes were closed and opened, and the housekeeper actually had a shapeshift with the old man, this is not the end, the housekeeper opened his eyes angrily, he should have made a move.

There was a click, a crunch.

Gotcha, another son, another broken leg madman! …… Hearing this familiar voice, Lu Zhi was finally sure that the housekeeper had made a move.

It was too fast just now, he didn't see it clearly.

Not only that, there was a "click" sound, but the lemon essence was both legs broken.

He wailed and knelt in front of the long-faced old man, and at some point, the housekeeper and the old man had another transposition, and now the one standing in front had been replaced by the long-faced old man.