Chapter 243: I Want to See the Pure Land of Bliss

After Yan Bo listened to Daoist Zifeng's story, he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth and said, "Why do I have the urge to rob the Immortal Coin in my Niu Temple?" He is a woman, and the gemstone grinding powder is used as a pigment, which is too luxurious! ”

"If it's not extravagant, do you think these tin foils will be worth so much?" Zifeng Daoist said in a flat tone.

"Who came up with this production method? Why don't these people use gold to make toilets? Yan Bo complained.

"In Dubai, someone will make a toilet bowl out of gold!" Zifeng Daoist said lightly.

"I now finally know why some people hate the rich." Yan Bo said with understanding.

When Daoist Zifeng was chatting with Yan Bo, Mr. Liu and Yan Buliu, who were arguing on the side, finally threatened Yan Buliu with his own life: "Do you want to see me die like this?" He also looked at Mr. Liu with tears in his eyes.

Helplessly, Mr. Liu was too lazy to grind his mouth, took out the black gold card, and said with disgust: "Hurry up!"

These three words are simply natural sounds in his ears, nodding and taking out the POS machine from his kennel very diligently, he walked in front of Mr. Liu with a smile, took Mr. Liu's black gold card and swiped it on the OPS, and pressed a string of numbers on it. Then he held the OPS in both hands and said with a grin: "Come on!" Boss Liu, please enter the password! ”

Mr. Liu glanced lightly at Yan Buliu, who was in a low voice. Stretched out his finger and entered the password on the OPS.

With a long sound, OPS spit out a bill, Yan Buliu stretched out his hand and tore off the bill with a "stabbing and pulling", and stuffed it into Mr. Liu with his backhand, and then changed his low-voiced appearance just now, and said arrogantly: "Is there anything else?" If it's okay, you can get out! ”

it! This face is turning too fast...... Σ( ° △ °|||) ︴

Mr. Liu and others have long been accustomed to Yan Buliu's ruthless attitude of not recognizing people and pulling out his pants, and they have already left before Yan Buliu finished speaking.

"Gone!" Yan Bo patted Zhang Yi, who was paralyzed on the bed, and said.

Zhang Yi glanced at Yan Bo expressionlessly, got up from the sofa lazily, and dragged his lifeless body to keep up with the army.

After everyone got into the car, Mr. Liu first went to the hospital where Wang Fan lived to see what else Wang Fan needed.

After coming to the hospital, except for Zhang Yi, the rest of the people went up to see Wang Fan, and when they arrived at the VIP ward where Wang Fan was, they saw Wang Fan, who was mummified, half-leaning on the hospital bed, looking at the TV on the wall of the ward, on which was the Super Saiyan Kakarot and the 100% power Frieza, regardless of the surrounding lightning and thunder, violent winds, magma jets, and was fighting in the dark.

"Yo! Come and see me! When Wang Fan saw someone coming in, he rolled his eyes and said, "Rabbit?" Didn't come? ”

"He's skeptical below!" Yan Bo spoke.

"Rub! Can a girl tie herself up like this and doubt life? If I were to sleep, I would wake up smiling! Wang Fan said sourly.

"Don't be sour, you have to recognize yourself, you are a monk!" Mr. Liu said sharply.

"What's up? Can't think about it? Wang Fan was disabled but his mouth was not disabled, and he directly retorted.

"Whatever you want! We came up to ask if you needed anything? Mr. Liu was too lazy to fight with Wang Fan, and directly said the reason.

"I need a lot, first call ten nurses and young ladies to dance here in the Pure Land of Bliss and show me!" Wang Fan brazenly put forward such an opinion.

"Goodbye! You still watch your Dragon Ball! Mr. Liu gestured his middle finger over, and then turned around and left.

"Don't go, you didn't tell me to mention it! Go and call the nurse, ten without eight, five is okay! Wang Fan stared at the beads and said eagerly.

Mr. Liu ignored Wang Fan at all, and walked out of the ward without looking back.

"What's that...... Apo, you can help me call it! Wang Fan's eyes rolled and he stared at Yan Bo.

Yan Bo didn't speak, directly shook off a middle finger (¬_¬) bulge, and turned to leave.

"Really, I'm also a sick person, can't I fulfill this little wish of mine?" Wang Fan struggled to raise his right hand wrapped in gauze but with his middle finger towards the door of the ward.

At this time, Daoist Zifeng stepped forward with his hands behind his back, stretched out a hand and put it on Wang Fan's right hand, gently pressed the hand, and said softly: "Take care of your injuries, don't keep thinking about these things, we will come to see you in a few days!" After saying that, he withdrew his palm and turned to leave.

After everyone got into the car, Zhang Yi was still lying there like a salted fish, looking out of the window mercilessly with his eyes, still the same as everyone left, and it seemed that he couldn't slow down in ten days and half a month. It's no wonder that anyone who is taken with such a humiliating photo, and then circulates it among his acquaintances, will become like this!

As soon as Mr. Liu got into the car, he scolded and said, "If you want to see the Pure Land of Bliss, you need ten nurses and sisters to jump." Grass! Lao Tzu hasn't even seen it, but he thought of it. ”

"Touching my conscience, I do want to see it!" Yan Bo pinched his right chest and said.

"I also kind of want to see ......" Mr. Liu's mouth loosened and spit out the truth.

"Yes! Ten nurse sisters! It's exciting to think about! Yan Bo said with his eyes shining.

"Indeed...... Ten ......" Mr. Liu's heart was churning, thinking about whether to really call ten nurses and young ladies to dance the Pure Land of Bliss.

"Alright, you guys! Let's stop! Let the nurse jump, and return ten, you are not afraid that people will stab you with a scalpel! Daoist Zifeng looked at the two of them like Brother Pig and said with a headache.

"Cut! I can guarantee that if Fairy Ying comes to jump the Pure Land of Bliss, you will definitely rush the fastest! Yan Bo said disdainfully.

"That is, a full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry! If I have it, I won't have a backache when I stand and talk. Mr. Liu also retorted.

"You boys...... Has the skin been tight again these two days? Daoist Zifeng said in a threatening tone.

"What? Don't let me tell the truth? Yan Bo protested.

"That's right! Despise all couples who come in pairs! Mr. Liu let out a single dog roar.

"Singleness is precious, long live freedom, loneliness and innocence, long live singleness!" Mr. Liu and Yan Bo voiced the hearts of single dogs.

Typical can't eat grapes to say that grapes are sour, live off the two lemon essence.

What is rare is that Daoist Zifeng was not angry, but just clasped his hands around his chest, looked at these two people with pity, and said lightly: "That's right, you two single dogs haven't even held the girl's hand, it's really free!"

The female horse, why is something wrong, it always feels like we have lost, and it looks very pitiful.

A sentence that Lao Tzu has a female ticket, but you don't have it, just choke these two single dogs to death. You just pretend to be strong, and say that the reason for not being able to find a female ticket is so fresh and refined, and it's just you single dogs.

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Alas......... I'm a single dog, why write this kind of thing? Isn't it self-inflicted! (ó﹏ò｡ )

Tell all of you who are reading this book about something you just discovered!

Putting the two words "female ticket" together is "嫖" (piao)

Ah!!! I seem to have found something!!

( ̄y▽ ̄)~*Cover your mouth and snicker