Chapter 465 The Bear Child's Sack Operation
Although Fang Ye was dissatisfied, he still didn't speak, and the elevator quickly stopped on the third floor, but after the door opened, the little fat man didn't go out, but pressed the button on the fourth floor again.
Watching the door slowly close, Fang Ye finally couldn't help it: "Little friend, how many floors are you going to?" ”
The little fat man smiled and said, "The fourth floor." ”
Fang Ye asked, "Then why did you press the third floor just now?" ”
The little fat man said, "The hand is too fat, and I just accidentally pressed the wrong one." ”
Seeing that the elevator had reached the fourth floor, Fang Ye didn't speak, but after the door opened, the little fat man still didn't go out, but pressed the fifth floor again.
Fang Ye was already anxious, but now he was a little angry: "Little friend, didn't you just say that you were going to the fourth floor, why did it become the fifth floor again?" ”
The little fat man smiled: "I'm sorry, takeaway, I suddenly feel that the fourth floor is not suitable for me, and the fifth floor is better." ”
Fang Ye said angrily: "I have something urgent to go to the top floor, can you not be so skinny, and hurry up and let me go down when I get to the fifth floor!" ”
The little fat man gave him a blank look: "Who's skinned?" If you're in a hurry, aren't you in a hurry? This elevator is originally public, have the ability to build your own one, fall in love with you! ”
It turns out that this little kid is deliberately teasing people!
Fang Ye was furious: "Boy, I'm in a hurry to save people, can you try to mess around again?" ”
Seeing that the other party was really angry, the little fat man was also a little weak-hearted, so he had to say: "Okay, okay, I must go down on the fifth floor, who doesn't get a puppy!" ”
Nima, this little fat man is really too deceitful, and he actually changes his way to scold people for being dogs?
Although Fang Ye immediately understood the meaning of the other party's words, he still endured it, forget it, he was just a little kid who didn't have any hair, he had something big to do now, there was no need to be like him.
Bite!
After a soft sound, the elevator door to the fifth floor slowly opened, and the little fat man really made a gesture to leave.
But just before going out, this little kid actually went into battle with both hands, and pressed wildly on the elevator floor panel, his hand speed was extremely fast, and when Fang Ye came back to his senses, two-thirds of the floors had been pressed!
I'm Nima!
After seeing the other party's sassy operation, Fang Ye almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and the little fat man had already pulled out his legs and ran, turning around and grimacing as he ran.
"Stinky takeaway, hurry up, hahahaha...... Whew! ”
Just when he was laughing wildly, there was a sudden heavy kick on the buttocks, and the whole person flew up instantly, and it turned out that the elevator door stretched out before it closed, and it just kicked on his ass.
After a loud bang, the bear child was kicked directly to the wall, and then slowly slid off little by little, his head was buzzing, and he still didn't understand what was going on.
Fang Ye's strength was well controlled, it only made him feel pain, and he was not injured......
"Ma Di, if it weren't for the sake of minors, my brother would definitely find you a real PK!" Fang Ye hatefully cleared all the buttons on the other floors, and the elevator finally reached the roof smoothly.
The door lock to the rooftop had indeed been destroyed, and there was a brand-new big wrench thrown next to it, obviously just bought from the hardware store, Fang Ye ran up in three or two steps, and looked at it, the place where the people were sitting before was empty!
Wo Cha, is it still a step too late?
Fang Yeden was extremely annoyed, he hated that he hadn't taken the opportunity to kick the bear child out earlier, resulting in his failure to save the poor woman......
Just when he was disheartened and was about to walk to the rooftop to take a look at the situation, a woman's voice suddenly came from the side: "Hey, what's the matter with you little brother, why is it so slow to buy a case of beer?" ”
Fang Ye turned his head to see that a drunken and beautiful woman was sitting on the other edge of the rooftop, looking at him dissatisfiedly with a small mouth.
Fortunately, this guy didn't jump off the building, he just changed places!
Fang Ye breathed a big sigh of relief in his heart, and hurriedly ran over with the beer on his shoulder.
After seeing his face, Tian Yin suddenly said, "Hey, why is this guy a little familiar, have we seen it before?" ”
In the bright moonlight, Fang Ye finally recognized her: "It turned out to be you, Director Tian?" ”
"Director Tian, that's already in the past, I'm just an unemployed vagrant now!" Tian Yin laughed at herself, then picked up a can of beer and opened it with a loud bang, and then stuffed it to Fang Ye, "Come, why do you have to know each other when you meet, you will come to meet and have a few drinks with me?" ”
Fang Ye saw that the place where Tian Yin was sitting was quite dangerous, so he didn't refuse, sat down beside her, and while taking the beer, he casually hugged the other party's waist, so that both of their legs hung outside the rooftop.
"What are you doing, trying to take advantage of me?" Tian Yin said vigilantly.
"It's windy here, I'm afraid you'll be cold." Fang Ye said seriously, "Didn't you say that we are destined, what's the point of hugging us?" ”
"Anyway, there is no good thing for men in the world, and they always want to take advantage of women!" After Tian Yin muttered, she didn't push Fang Ye's hand away, but raised another can of beer, "Come, a toast to this grass egg world!" ”
"You've already drunk too much, why don't you do half of it first?" Fang Ye asked tentatively.
Tian Yin said with a mouth full of wine: "Who said that I drank too much, my Tian Yin is a well-known little public at the wine table, no matter how awesome the drunkard is, he can't win me, there are many men who want to take advantage of me at the wine table, which one was not poured under the table by me?" ”
"Yes, yes, you're the best drinker, and no one can beat you." Since she had already hugged her, Fang Ye was not afraid that she would find a short-term view now, so she obediently touched a cup and drank it all with her neck up.
This dark beer is not high, it is more boiled water than boiled water for the current Fang Ye, let alone drinking a can, drinking more than a dozen pieces, it is just a little swollen.
After drinking a can, he proposed: "This place is too windy, and the dry drink is too boring, why don't we find a barbecue stall and drink it at the same time?" ”
"No, I just like to drink on the rooftop, because this is the closest place to heaven!" Tian Yin laughed, "Come, let's do another can!" ”
What is the closest place to heaven?
Fang Ye frowned when he heard this, looking at this posture, this woman has a high chance of wanting to commit suicide!
He pretended to be nonchalant and said, "It's fine, but can you tell me why?" ”
"For no reason, just to celebrate my freedom from suffering." Tian Yin's eyes were full of bitterness, "In just a few days, I not only lost my job, but also lost my boyfriend, do you think it's miserable?" ”
"That's really miserable!" Fang Ye nodded seriously......