"Bullying is rare...... Speaking of which, there are still a lot of kind people in this world, and many people often help me, but I am very unlucky, such as my classmates, although they always call me 'plague god', but most of them are still very friendly to me, that is, I am fucking unlucky, no one can stop me, just like you are also very kind to me today, I should still drop the manhole cover and fall the manhole cover, and I can't live in peace if I eat! ”

Gentle recalling the previous life, it was rare to show some sincere smiles, it seems that everyone was generally kind to him before, and then gently said: "But I am so big, so meticulous and patient with me, except for my dad, you are still the first, those people helped me and laughed at me before, but fortunately, I am still optimistic, they are not bad people, and some bad things are not worth remembering." ”

Luo Yuhan nodded, it is rare for Gentle to be so unlucky in his life but he has always maintained a sincere heart, and from the time he met him just now, no matter how big the thing is, he just feels that he may be born unlucky, and he has not complained and cursed others, such a character is really rare now.

"I have nowhere to go these days, and I don't know what I should do, so I might as well take a walk with you, I have money here for whatever you want to eat and buy, and I can help you buy it if you need it." Luo Yuhan thought for a while and said.

"Buy me a suite, I want it in the city center, three bedrooms and a living room are bigger, it's better to give me a few million, I want to find a beautiful chick to marry, the kind that looks better than you, it's the kind of beautiful one on TV, you know? It's better to buy me another car...... Hahahaha, then my life was turned upside down all at once! Wen Wen's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of a wonderful life after he became rich.

Luo Yuhan listened to him patiently, and then said very calmly and politely: "Where do you usually sleep?" I think you haven't woken up yet, so what will happen if you go back to sleep? ”

Gently sighed and said: "Just kidding, even if there are really these things, I'm afraid I won't be able to last an hour in my hands, you may not believe it, I once bought a lottery ticket and won the lottery, five million." ”

"And then?"

"And then? And then it's gone.,Hit the water.,It's really a water.,Walking on the road.,Hands clenched tightly.,Suddenly a demon wind blew away.,Blowing water went.,I also followed.,But then the lottery ticket was not found.,People didn't die.,This kind of ups and downs have experienced a lot.,Now think about it.,It's still a quiet and honest life.。 There was no ripple in the gentle eyes, as if he was just talking about a very ordinary old thing.

He has a good mentality, no matter how he looks at it, he doesn't look like a person who can't think of suicide all day long, Luo Yuhan saw that he seemed to have figured it out, so he said: "It's time to think like this, maybe one day it will get better." ”

"Okay, I'm this fate, I'm resigned to my fate now, forget it." looked at the sky gently, and at the moment he looked at the sky, a bird flew over with another chirp, Luo Yuhan subconsciously moved away two steps, but fortunately, no bird droppings fell this time.

"I'm this kind of character.,Every two days I feel like I can live again.,Every two days, I feel unlucky and can't live.,Now I think it's okay to take the opportunity to live well.,Maybe one day I want to die again.,You should do it.

Why don't you go with me. He waved his hand gently and walked forward.

Luo Yuhan followed him silently, her heart was filled with unspeakable bitterness, sure enough, all living beings are suffering, why shouldn't she be now? has always wanted to live a good life, but life is always joking with her, Mu Li doesn't know when she will come back, and she doesn't want to think about the possibility that she won't come back, no matter what the result is, she will guard him and wait for him to come back.

The two of them walked on the street one after the other, the people on the street were not lively, Wen Rou walked slowly because his thigh was bitten by a snake, Luo Yuhan also followed slowly, Wen Rou muttered while walking: "Why do you keep following me?" Could it be that you, a little girl, have a special taste for me? It shouldn't be...... I think I'm not a little handsome, but I don't have any good qualities......"

Luo Yuhan walked behind and listened but didn't say a word, she didn't know why she wanted to follow gentleness, probably because after meeting someone more unlucky than herself, she inexplicably had a very magical sympathy, and this sympathy also made the depression and boredom in her heart feel much better, and the two of them sold each other miserably, as if their mood was a lot more open.

At this moment, Gentle shouted, "What the - don't you have long eyes?" ”

Luo Yuhan looked fixedly, a strong man hurriedly ran over, and there was a slender woman in high heels behind him chasing and shouting: "Catch the thief, catch the thief!" It's just that her high heels are thin and she can't walk fast, let alone run.

Gently glanced at the woman and sighed, "Can't you come out in a normal shoe?" How can you run fast like this, take a look...... It's about to break down, right? If only the thief had fallen now. ”

While speaking, the woman in the high-heeled shoes had already broken her foot, and Luo Yuhan heard a miserable cry at the same time, as soon as she turned around, she saw that the strong man had fallen on a big horse in the ground, and now he was screaming in pain, and he couldn't even get up.

Luo Yuhan was shocked at this moment, her eyes were a little different when she looked at Gentleness, not because of anything else, but because she just saw Gentleness speaking in the corner of her eye, a little golden light seemed to emerge from the top of her head, this golden light was very familiar to her, and she often saw it in her spiritual sense, isn't this exactly the same as the divine power of Huangquan Tianshu?

"Hahahaha...... It's really retribution, let you be a thief and steal things, now stealing chickens can't be a loss of rice, right? Gently crossed her waist and laughed, seeing that the woman with high heels quickly got up and caught up with the thief, and kicked him with a pointed heel, fortunately the man was still wearing a down jacket, otherwise with such a pointed heel, I am afraid that I would go to a pit under one foot.

The woman scolded reluctantly: "Are you blind and stealing your aunt's things? I'm all poor jingle and mom snatch my bag, mom be a thief don't look long? Can't tell if this pack is fake? ”

The thief hurriedly begged for mercy on the ground: "Wrong, wrong, let me go, I didn't mean it, who knew you were carrying a fake bag......"

Onlookers: "Yes, this bag looks like a famous brand, how can you tell that it is fake, where did you buy it?" Is it so good? - Ahh ”

The woman said: "Ruined my good mood for the day, you wait, I'll call the police now and won't let you in."

You don't know how to be a good law-abiding citizen......"

There was still shouting and scolding, but Luo Yuhan was very shocked in her heart, she looked at the gentleness again, everyone in the place where the thief ran over just now hadn't reacted, let alone help catch the thief, and there was no skating or ice on the ground, why did he suddenly fall?

However, Wen Wen was still holding his arms and muttering to himself: "...... Fake, fake, I think not only the bag is fake, but your face is also fake, I don't know how many knives have been moved, the tip of the chin can poke people to death, and the face also looks fake, the bag is bought and looks real, why is the face so fake, can't you fix it well, isn't it scary to walk on the street......"

The onlookers took the time to observe the woman's face, and suddenly realized: "Oh, it looks fake!" ”

The woman was furious and put down her mobile phone after reporting to the police, and scolded gently: "What about your uncle, you old man who is not dead and stares at the young girl with a mouth full of farts, are you ashamed?" Shameless old man, hurry home and drink porridge! ”

The sentence of drinking porridge is exactly the answer to the sentence, the old man drinks porridge - shameless (teeth) obscene.

But Wen Rou obviously didn't hear the subtext of this sentence, he only felt that what he said was true, and he wanted to defend himself, and although Wen Rou was used to others saying that he was old, he still wanted to open his mouth to explain that he was only twenty-one years old now, but even if he said it, no one would believe it.

Luo Yuhan saw the misfortune coming out of his mouth, and hurriedly pulled and whispered gently: "Let's go quickly, if you talk about it, the heel will be stepped on your face!" ”

Gently glanced at the sharp heel, couldn't help but shudder, opened his mouth and finally didn't continue to speak, and hurriedly left along Luo Yuhan's pull, and the woman behind him was still scolding: "Take care of your grandfather!" A crazy old man runs out all day and talks gibberish, scary......"

Luo Yuhan is not easy to refute, after all, she and Wen Rou really look like grandchildren now, even if they explain it, they are a little unclear, now they just want to pull Wen Rou and hurry away and go farther, this time he is unlucky, but he is unlucky, so he is unlucky.

"Am I not right? But the thief just now was also unlucky, I was talking about falling and he fell immediately, hahaha What a coincidence! Gentle laughter, it seems that she is in a rare good mood.

Luo Yuhan looked at him carefully, and found that the ray of spiritual light he had just seen was like a flash in the pan and never appeared again, and Luo Yuhan couldn't feel it at all, as if it was all an illusion just now.

"Hey, why do you keep staring at me? Could it be that you really have a crush on me? Or do I have flowers on my face? I didn't touch it...... Girl, you have to think clearly, I'm just an unlucky bastard, you will definitely have to suffer if you follow me, alas, don't be young and don't listen to persuasion, I can't bear it......" said softly with a smile and tried to speak as earnestly.

Luo Yuhan listened with a black line on her face, and the sadness in her heart these days was also dispelled away by this living treasure, she said: "What do you think, have you ever thought about it, will the thief be the one who made him fall with your words?" Maybe you're a crow's mouth? ”

Hearing this, he scolded gently: "My crow's mouth? I fucking hate people calling me 'Plague God' and 'Crow's Mouth', if I were really a crow's mouth, wouldn't it make anyone unlucky, who would be unlucky? You offended me, apologize! ”.

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