Chapter 537: Straight Man

After eating, Scorpion and Zhang Yi came to a big shopping mall, first deposited two suitcases at the front desk, and then made a big purchase in the mall.

After selecting a whole bunch of things, pull them to the checkout counter and settle the accounts, good guys! All of this stuff adds up to almost five figures.

In fact, mainly these things, Zhang Yi and Scorpion chose the best and most expensive ones to buy, plus they had to buy two copies.

"Well!! En~~" After the scorpion saw the bill, his eyes looked at Zhang Yi, and he twisted his mouth and stared hard.

"What! Do you have a cramp in your mouth? Zhang Yi said.

The scorpion was speechless and rolled his eyes.

"Don't roll your eyes, check out!" Zhang Yi urged: "Didn't you say that you were in a hurry?"

Scorpion: (¬_¬)

"What are you doing, what do you mean by those eyes!?" Zhang Yi asked with a twitch of eyebrows.

"You're a straight man!" The scorpion complained.

"Huh!?" (°ー°〃)

Zhang Yi looked at the scorpion with a stupid and sweet face.

Scorpion: ε=( ́ο'*)))) Alas

Suddenly, Zhang Yimeng came to his senses.

"Don't tell me, you don't have the money to pay for this!" Zhang Yi's face was full of black lines.

"Yes!" The scorpion responded sweetly. ☆～（ゝ。 ∂）

"Oops! Don't sell me cute! Zhang Yi complained: "This trick is useless!"

The scorpion pouted, looking unhappy. (눈‸눈)

"Come, come, come! Waiter, we return the goods! Zhang Yi turned his head and said to the waiter.

"You dare~~" The scorpion bared its little tiger teeth and pounced.

"Yay! It hurts, it hurts! Let go! Let go! Let go! Zhang Yi shook the scorpion's hand vigorously.

I saw that the two fingers of the scorpion merged into a pincer shape, grabbed the soft flesh on Zhang Yi's waist, and turned it more than ninety degrees.

"Do you want to buy it!?" The scorpion increased the angle of rotation and said viciously.

"Buy, buy, buy!" Zhang Yi couldn't bear the severe pain in his waist, so he could only agree.

"Humph!" The scorpion pouted and withdrew its fingers.

Zhang Yi rubbed his waist, took out his mobile phone with a bitter face and settled the bill. Finally, the money earned is now gone.

During this time, the waiter kept smiling hard.

After buying the things, I took back the things stored at the front desk, took the things I bought, took a car and negotiated the price, and then went to the outskirts of the city.

During the meal, according to the scorpion, the people of Namuyan Township were originally from a family, and it seemed that they were also in this industry, but the main business of the people was not to catch ghosts and eliminate evil, but to do something else.

But after this family arrived in the Republic of China period, for some reason, the family moved into the place of Muyan Township, and never came out.

Last time Fairy Ying took Zhang Yi to the Miao Village, there were at least one or two people in the Miao Village, and they would go out from time to time to purchase daily necessities.

The people in Muyan Township are truly isolated from the world, and they don't go out to buy any daily necessities at all, so they use rock salt for salt, eat what they grow and hunt and gather, and use herbs for healing.

For this reason, there are not many people in Muyan Township from the Republic of China period to the present.

After driving for a while, the car had already reached the place that the scorpion had said.

After getting out of the car, Scorpion and Zhang Yi did not enter the mountain immediately, but transferred all the things in the suitcase to the newly bought hiking bag, of course, not everything, and some other unnecessary things were not brought.

The place where Muyan Township is located is in a deep mountain and old forest, and Zhang Yi estimates that if the office wants to investigate it, it will take a lot of work.

After transferring the things, Zhang Yi pulled the two suitcases into a secret place and hid them, after all, there were still things here, and they would be brought back after they came out.

Putting on his backpack, Zhang Yi looked at the deep mountains and forests, and fell into thought.

The reason why the races in Muyan Township entered this deep mountain and old forest is probably the thing that can repair their own meridians.

After all, the husband is not guilty, but Huaibi is guilty!

This kind of thing is not to mention in ancient times, it is in modern times, even if this thing is in the hands of these major sects of Maoshan or Longhu Mountain, I am afraid that the cults below will also risk their lives and start a war recklessly, and they will also grab this thing.

After thinking about the miscellaneous things, Zhang Yi threw out the cranky things in his mind and walked after the scorpion.

It is already in the winter season, this mountain road is not generally difficult to walk, after an autumn, the road has already accumulated a thick layer of dead branches and rotten leaves, coupled with slippery dirt roads, one will fall if you are not careful.

But there is also a good thing, that is, in the winter, those mosquitoes have disappeared and will not come to bite you. Although Zhang Yi has not bitten mosquitoes since he was a child, he is always buzzing around in your ears, and he is also very upset.

"Oops!" The scorpion, which was walking in front, slipped and fell to the ground without stepping on it, and screamed in pain.

"Ahahahaha......" Zhang Yi held his stomach and laughed very unconscionently.

"Laugh at your daughter!" The scorpion scolded.

"I can't laugh!" Zhang Yi retorted.

"I'll sue my aunt and say you bullied me!" The scorpion threatened.

"Go, go!" Zhang Yi crossed his waist and said fearlessly.

In this place deep in the mountains and old forests, there is no signal, and you can't make a call, what can you do to me! (￣へ￣)

"You wait for me!" After the scorpion pointed at Zhang Yi and put down a cruel word, he began to pick it up from his backpack.

"Oh, you're still struggling!" Zhang Yi said disdainfully: "If you fight today, I'll call you grandma!"

"Hehe......" The scorpion dug into his backpack and pulled out a satellite phone.

ZHANG Yi:((유∀유|||))

"It's time to call!" The scorpion said jokingly.

Zhang Yi gritted his teeth and said without giving up: "Who knows if this is a toy or not!?"

"Okay!" The scorpion nodded and said, "I'll convince you today!"

With that, the scorpion quickly pressed it, and in a moment it dialed a call.

"Auntie, Zhang Yi bullied me!" The scorpion said into the satellite phone.

"Eun!" After nodding a few times, the scorpion handed the satellite phone to Zhang Yi.

"No, Auntie told you to answer the phone!"

"If you tell me to pick me up, I'll pick it up!" Zhang Yi put his hands in his trouser pockets and didn't want to move at all.

"You don't dare!" The scorpion said bluntly.

"Who said ......" Zhang Yi raised his eyebrows, reached out and took the satellite phone, swallowed his saliva and put the satellite phone next to his ear.

"Hey!" Zhang Yi shouted in a low voice.

As soon as he shouted out, the other end of the satellite phone was a few words at Zhang Yi's head and face.

Zhang Yi had a bitter face, listening to the education on the other end of the satellite phone with a depressed face, and his mouth kept responding.