Chapter 306: Immortals can't save pig teammates!
"Alright then!"
Zhang Xuan nodded and said: "Then I will cast a spell to let you possess Zhu's large intestine, but you have to remember that you must come back before the fourth watch, otherwise the rooster will crow, and Zhu's large intestine will not be able to return to his body!" ”
"Okay, don't worry, Daochang Zhang!" Ma Xianglin said excitedly.
Zhang Xuan asked Zhu's intestine to lie on the bed, lit a magic lamp, and drew out the soul of Zhu's intestine.
"If this light is not extinguished, you will be fine with Zhu's intestine!" Zhang Xuan said with a smile.
Then he ordered the tea and pressed it on Ma Xianglin's soul, and introduced him into Zhu's body, and after a while, Zhu's body moved.
"Thank you for the large intestine, thank you Zhang Daochang!" Ma Xianglin said proudly.
Zhang Xuan instructed: "You are possessed, if you are hit by filthy things and masculine things, your soul will be knocked out!" ”
"Don't worry, I'm strong in martial arts, I won't let them hit!"
Ma Xianglin said proudly: "Okay, I'm leaving!" ”
As he spoke, Ma Xianglin slammed into the wall.
"Oops!"
Ma Xianglin screamed in pain: "I forgot, I'm not a ghost now!" ”
"Be careful, don't break me!" The ghost of Zhu's large intestine said distressedly.
"Don't worry! I'm leaving! ”
Ma Xianglin pushed the door and went out. Zhu Dajiao stared at the oil lamp carefully with a worried face.
"Since you are so scared, why do you still let Ma Xianglin possess you?" Zhang Xuan said with a smile.
"We're good friends who have been playing together until we get big!"
Zhu Dajiao said helplessly: "Although he doesn't learn and has no skills, he is greedy and lustful, and he doesn't distinguish between good and bad, but he is a friend~"
"It's rare to see people who are so righteous!"
Zhang Xuan said with a smile: "It's just that this friend is made, I'm afraid it's no good, in addition to making friends, you have to be sincere, but also look at the person!" ”
The two simply talked about nothing, but on the third watch, Ma Xianglin had not come back.
"There is still a watch, I don't know if Ma Xianglin is okay? Zhang Daochang, you have another cup of tea! ”
Zhu Dagut said and poured tea for Zhang Xuan.
"Huh? Not good, you're in danger! ”
Zhang Xuan immediately got up, took the teacup used by Zhu's intestine and said:
"The tea you drink in the shape of a big black dog is a sign of calamity! Disaster is coming! ”
This is the prophecy technique that Zhang Xuan learned in the Harry Potter world, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today!
"No, it won't! Will I die? Is there something wrong with Ma Xianglin? Zhu said urgently.
"Can't wait any longer, let's go to Mafu!"
Saying that, Zhang Xuan picked up the oil lamp and ran all the way to Ma Xianglin's house, but saw a pregnant woman holding her underwear and waving it constantly.
In addition to the wailing people who were beaten on the ground, there was also the body of Zhu's large intestine covered by menstruation.
When Ma Xianglin saw Zhang Xuan and Zhu Dagu, he also said apologetically:
"I'm sorry, I didn't expect to be planted in the hands of this Li Yue, I was just about to go back and report the news and find you to save my life!"
"Phew! Bold demon, don't stop it quickly! ”
Zhang Xuan shouted, and was about to step forward to restrain Li Yue.
But Li Yue'e pounced like crazy.
Zhang Xuan was naturally not afraid, he restrained Li Yue'e with one hand, and held the oil lamp with the other, but he was a few steps away, and he just wanted to drag Li Yue'e to pick up the menstrual belt in front of Zhu's large intestine.
"Don't be stunned!"
Zhang Xuan kicked open the menstrual belt, and the soul of Zhu's large intestine hurriedly pounced, but as soon as he pounced halfway, Zhu's large intestine disappeared, and the oil lamp in Zhang Xuan's hand was extinguished.
"Ma Xianglin!"
Zhang Xuan said indignantly, but Ma Xianglin also disappeared
! Hearing Zhang Xuan's drinking, many neighbors rushed over, but saw Zhang Xuan, a stranger, pinching Li Yue'e.
"Who are you? Don't let go of the young lady yet! The butler shouted. Zhang Xuan immediately let go of Li Yue'e and said, "These people killed your young master and Zhu's intestines, why don't you go and report to the official!" ”
Everyone saw a knife soldier on the ground, and the corpses of Zhu Da Gu and Ma Xianglin were messy again, even if someone went to report to the official. Zhang Xuan was also not afraid, and after some investigation, it came to light.
Li Yue, a pregnant woman, died of dystocia in the public court because she drank a large amount of proliferating drugs, and the other prisoners were also disposed of in accordance with the law.
Zhang Xuan naturally didn't care about these things, and when he came to Zhu's big intestine house, he saw that Zhu's relatives and friends were crying, and Zhang Xuan was ashamed and said: "It's me who didn't find the bad omen of Zhu big intestine in time!" It's a shame that you didn't stop this in time! ”
Everyone looked at Zhang Xuan angrily, and some even scolded, Zhang Xuan didn't fight back, this matter was indeed ill-conceived by him.
"Forget it!" Xiaoyun cried: "If it weren't for the large intestine he strongly requested, how could Zhang Daochang agree to let Ma Xianglin possess him?" He has always been righteous in the large intestine, but he didn't expect to take his life this time! ”
"Humph!" After everyone heard this, they let Zhang Xuan go. When the people were almost gone, Xiao Yun stepped forward and said, "Dao Chief, you can summon souls, I don't know if you can bring back the souls of the large intestines?" Is he still saving the large intestine? ”
"There is salvation, but there is salvation, but there is dry heaven and peace!" Zhang Xuan said: "It's just that I am an authentic Maoshan sect, but it is inconvenient to show up, so I can only help from the side!" ”
"I'm not afraid!" Xiaoyun hurriedly said: "I'll do something that does Tianhe!" I just ask you to guide you and save the life of the large intestine! ”
"At this time, because of me, how can I stay out of the matter, it's just that the Maoshan faction has always been friendly with the underworld, and I really can't show my face!" Zhang Xuan was ashamed and said:
"I said listen, wait until the first seven days, you prepare the tribute paper money, prepare two copies, one for Zhu's intestines, and one for the ghosts, so that they will let Zhu's intestines stay for a while!
After that, you put a big bowl of rice in front of the coffin, and put an oil lamp under the coffin to attract the soul of Zhu's large intestine to you! He will turn into a worm, and when he gets closer, you use the method of Li Yue'e last time to wrap Zhu's intestine, and the ghost will not be able to find him! ”
Xiaoyun's face turned red when she heard this, she naturally knew about the last time Li Yue'e covered Zhu's large intestine with a menstrual belt. "But how do I know when Zhu's intestine will come?" Xiaoyun asked.
"I'll give you the elm leaves, let you open some magic eyes, and then you will know where he is possessed!" Zhang Xuan continued:
"You're soaking wine in the bottom of the pot to get these ghosts drunk, putting some boiled duck eggs in a narrow-mouthed bottle, putting these ghosts' hands in a sheath, and trying to delay as much time as possible!
If it doesn't work, then beat these ghosts with water-soaked willow branches, and each time you beat them, these ghosts will be an inch shorter, but not more, otherwise they will take revenge after you die!
In the end, if it still doesn't work, smear your body with menstrual blood, and under the filth, these yin differences will not dare to be contaminated! No matter how good you are, I will prepare a big rooster on the side, if not, I will let the rooster croak in advance to scare them! ”
After Zhang Xuan finished speaking, Xiaoyun nodded and said, "Okay, that's it!" ”