Chapter 10: Why don't you call Yakumo Orange?

"I guess I know."

Roughly understanding the human situation, Cheng Hai was silent for a long time.

Five hundred years is a long time, and if he hadn't gained the will of the world, he probably wouldn't have lived to that time, and most of the current human beings are like this.

If he could, he really wanted to be out of business, and hung high.

Isn't he fragrant with a baby at home?

However, there is no if, Cheng Hai will definitely not just leave if he gets into trouble. He looked at Lord Purple and couldn't make up his mind.

"So what should I do?"

In his original imagination, as long as he became the same existence as her, he would be able to solve the problems of these ancient gods. It's just that the truth is cruel and beyond his knowledge.

He had never seen anything above God, let alone stopped them.

"It's super outline~"

Master Purple held up a finger, then waved, "As I said, only factual questions are allowed. As for what you should do and what to do, you need to decide for yourself. ”

"But you have left so many followers in your previous generation, shouldn't you give me a hint?" Cheng Hai frowned.

You can't really let him be a wage earner who has only been exposed to this kind of thing for two months, right?

This isn't a moral kidnapping.

"There's not much to do."

Lord Zi's face was solemn, and he suddenly laughed self-deprecatingly: "There is a fact that you must understand. It's not because we're the strongest of our gods to survive the disaster, it's just that we're more inconspicuous and better at hiding......"

Cheng Hai: "......"

"I think you've wondered why I'm omnipresent, yet I'm in a semi-laissez-faire state of all the evils in this world, right?"

Master Zi wiped his hands with a handkerchief, looked at him and said, "Do you understand now?" ”

"I guess I understand."

Cheng Hai licked his lips, and then a glass of water appeared on the table.

The incident between the slender ghost and Yanan Town, if the gods intervened in person, they could naturally be easily resolved. However, if they are to do anything, nothing can be changed when the next round of doom comes.

They need fresh blood, and an environment that is too comfortable is impossible to cultivate strong people. If there is no way to create new gods, by the time all the existing gods are dead, humanity will be truly extinct.

To put it bluntly, an existence like them is just a remnant of the fire who is trying their best to maintain the fire, and there is no substantial difference between them and the two of them.

Taking a sip of water, Cheng Hai continued to ask, "Wouldn't it be better if you used the experience you passed down from before to cultivate new humans?" ”

"The path of cultivating immortals is almost cut off, and the old path that can't be taken doesn't need to be reconsidered. My abilities are related to me, and there are too many accidental factors in evolving into this, although I have some human beings, but I don't want to frame them. And ......"

Lord Zi paused and said, "What you said, someone is doing it. ”

"Who?"

"Holy Religion."

"Holy Religion?"

"Yes, we also know that there can't be just one road. The Holy Cult and Hell inherited the paths of previous generations, while Huangquan was supervised by Hades to study the way out of the undead in this life. And I'm in charge of observing the humans above, giving them a platform to see how far this generation of humans can go on their own. If it doesn't work, wait until the day of no return, and you can only restart and wait for the next opportunity. ”

With that, Lord Zi stood up, walked to Cheng Hai's side, put his hand on his shoulder, and said softly, "I know this kind of thing is difficult. If you hadn't been exposed to it earlier, I wouldn't have wanted to put so much pressure on you. But now that it's happened, I want you to be pessimistic and concentrate on getting stronger. ”

Cheng Hai looked up at her, her fair and delicate skin did not show a trace of time, and the princess-like dress on her body also looked noble and elegant.

As a god, she is not as high as she seems.

watched relatives and friends leave one after another, but he still had to stay. For such an illusory possibility, he has silently guarded it for thousands or even tens of thousands of years, witnessing the changes of human times again and again.

That kind of loneliness that is comparable to despair must be quite unbearable.

At least, Cheng Hai hates that feeling.

"You've worked hard......"

"Huh?"

Lord Zi's expression was slightly stunned, then softened, and teased: "If you live so long, you must find something to do for yourself." ”

"So it looks...... Can we only take it one step at a time? Cheng Hai asked.

How to defeat those monsters who have no concept at all, no one knows the right answer. If you don't choose to surrender, then you can only rely on groping.

"That's right."

Lady Purple sat back in her original position.

"That's fine......"

Cheng Hai scratched his head and asked embarrassedly: "Then I want to ask, can the problem of my current body be solved?" ”

"Your illness?"

"Hmm."

"According to the rules, it is not impossible to spend some price. However, the cost of breaking the rules is a bit troublesome, and in order to avoid causing any major problems, you have to promise me that you should do so. ”

"On what terms?"

Cheng Hai's pupils shrank, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

"Join my family."

"Join your family?!"

Cheng Hai was stunned for a moment.

"Yes. The contract you signed with Naia is between the two of you, and it doesn't cross the line. So until you fail, my interference can't be considered in accordance with the rules. But if you join our family, the cause and effect between you and me are combined. And treating the juniors in the family is also a matter of course. ”

"How do I join?" Cheng Hai was a little nervous.

It won't be a beginner's son-in-law, right?

No way?!

"Just put my stamp on it." Master Purple laughed.

"I see," Cheng Hai breathed a sigh ......of relief.

I thought I was going to marry Lord Lan, and I was scared to death.

Blue: "? ”

Avoiding Lord Lan's gaze with a weak heart, Cheng Hai asked again, "Then do I need to pay any price?" ”

"If you want to talk about the price, that is, you will get on our thief ship, and you will have to run errands in the future." Purple-sama chuckled.

"Is there five insurances and one housing fund?" Cheng Hai also smiled.

"Nope."

Lord Purple thought for a moment: "But...... You can get a 6.5% discount when you buy things in the store on Death Street, and you can also find Lan to help you if you need the teleportation business here. ”

"Six-and-a-half off...... For the sake of welfare, I can only reluctantly agree. Cheng Hai shrugged.

The things in the Death Street are sold at low prices and at high prices, and there is too much money that can be saved by a 6.5% discount.

"So let's get started."

Lady Purple stretched out her hand, her loose sleeves hanging down against her wrists.

Cheng Hai's eyes widened, and his soul seemed to move with him, opening one eye. This eye is not a forbidden eye, but a purple mark. Its body exuded a touch like electricity, and its body suddenly became smaller and flattened, like a fluorescent sticker, which was attached to the eyebrows of Cheng Hai's soul, and then gradually disappeared.

Through the information transmitted by the tiny electric current for a short time, Cheng Hai also knew the name of Lord Zi's family-Yayun family.

Cheng Hai: "......"

Purple: "(=^▽^=)"

Blue: "? ”

"No, isn't it a bit of a drama when I say our name?" Cheng Hai scratched his head and said.

"Play?"

Purple ...... Or Yakumo Zi tilted his head and said.

"Uh...... I have seen your image in some works of the world......" Cheng Hai held his forehead.

No more.

Forget about being called Purple, plus the word Yakumo, a lot of related stalks and famous scenes popped up in his mind at once, which was incompatible with the great image of working for the future of mankind that he had just left him.

However, looking at Yakumo Lan who was standing quietly on the side, Cheng Hai fell into contemplation again.

"That's right, it's as dignified as I remembered."

Blue: "? ”

"Those are just the pastimes of some good deeds who know about my existence, and they can't be taken seriously." Yakumo Zi smiled.

This is not the first example of art coming from life.

"You're not angry?"

Purple leaned back on the bench again and sighed, "What else?" You can't kill because of this, right? ”

"I see."

Cheng Hai nodded, it seemed to be the same reason. But he also secretly made up his mind, and if he found out in the future, whoever looked at Zi Ma's book again, he would give it to the shark.

After thinking for a while, he asked again: "By the way, how many people are there in our family?" ”

"Whoa."

Yakumo Zi spread his hands and looked at Cheng Hai and Yakumo Lan respectively.

The meaning is obvious, you, me and her.

"Just three?" Cheng Hai was surprised.

"Yes, I'm purple and she's blue. Now you've joined ...... too."

Yakumo Zi put her index finger to her lips, and suddenly smiled evilly: "Then you will be called Yakumo Orange." ”

"Poof!"

Cheng Hai almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

God Yakumo Cheng, isn't this the name of her cat!

What about cats?

"Hahaha......"

Yakumo Zi suddenly laughed, smiled happily, and waved his hand again: "Okay, okay, just kidding." If you need to use this identity in the future, call yourself Cheng Hai of the Yayun family. ”

"Hoo ......"

Cheng Hai breathed a sigh of relief.

He'd seen a lot of monsters, and names like Blood Moon and Void Abyss were very middle-class. If he really wants to change his name to Yakumo Orange, he will not have the face to see people in the future.

Shame!

"What about you but you? Are there any other characters in Che Wanli who really exist? ”

As he spoke, Cheng Hai bent his arms, made a toned posture, and asked, "For example, Boli ♂ Lingmeng or something." ”

"Yes, yes, but not much. For example, various kinds of goblins, or some beings in hell. But don't take the plot and characters seriously. For example, in our family, we don't have a cat yet. ”

"That's ...... too"

Cheng Hai sat down again and smiled awkwardly.

The story on the Internet has been developing for so long, from the first to the second, through various authors, and the original version is no longer known to be changed.

After talking for so long, Purple doesn't look like she is struggling with age.

"Would you like to give it a try?"

For a moment, a dangerous thought flashed through Cheng Hai's mind.

"Now tell me about you."

Three cracks were cut by the fingertips, and in the dark space was a glass jar containing three pairs of wriggling alveoli.

Yakumo Zi suddenly opened his hands, as if holding three floating bottles, and asked very curiously, "Young Yakumo Orange, do you want a golden lung, a silver lung, or a pair of colorful crystal lungs?" ”