I was still careless before, but when I heard the word 'official' coming straight to my eardrums, Hu Lazy suddenly raised his head and exclaimed. "Big, eldest miss, you, you said that you want to send Li Feng'er, a splasher, to the official office? But really. ”

"Well, of course it's true, how could I use Brother Hu to open the brush?" The third lady of the Bai family replied simply and cheerfully, seeing that Hu Laizi suddenly had such a frightened reaction to the word 'official office', the corners of her mouth showed an indifferent smile inexplicably, and shot straight at Hu Laizi.

Hu Lazy's face changed dramatically, and his stiff expression immediately lost the casual and self-righteous look he had just now, and stepped forward and said haggardly. "Big, Miss, this can't be helped, this can't be helped."

"Ah, Brother Hu, what did you say? This is not to be done. Why not? The third lady of the Bai family seemed to be completely puzzled and surprised, and stood there with a puzzled look, but pretended to be decent.

On the other side, Li Caier saw that Miss Bai Jiasan and Hu Lazy had already met for a while, and thought to herself that instead of waiting to watch the two of them act, it was better to simply add another handful of firewood to the two of them and steadily catch Hu Laizi's big fish, so that Miss Bai Jiasan's performance would be more boneless.

She suddenly said angrily, "The surname is Bai, I thought that you were still a sensible lady and would not harm me like a lazy man." But who knew that you, a vicious woman with a beastly face, conspired with Hu Laizi to trap me and send me to the official office. Now that I have dragged the words down to you, I will be killed on the ground, and I will not go to the official office with you to suffer. ”

However, before Li Ercai's desperate words came into effect, it suddenly attracted the gloomy and treacherous sneer of Hu Lazy. He slowly looked Li Feng'er up and down, left and right for a while, and suddenly said sinisterly and treacherously. "Li Cai'er, you splash people, what are you talking about, you have the right to speak here!"

"If you keep babbling, Lao Tzu will do you first, and then go happily with this eldest lady, see if you can still be fierce there."

Seeing that the two of them were connected to the fire, the third lady of the Bai family was secretly happy in her heart, she looked at the two of them again, and then pretended to be angry and shouted. "Brother Hu, how can you talk like that? Why are you arguing with Li Feng'er, why do you want to pull me between you? If this continues, I'll leave it alone. ”

The third lady of the Bai family was so anxious that the lazy man immediately grabbed the topic and laughed. "Ouch, eldest lady, you are now a big witness to my lazy man. If you don't care, then Li Cai'er insisted that I was lazy and robbed her, wouldn't that trap me in injustice? How can the prestige of my dignified and lazy man be ruined on this little man's body? ”

"Ah, Brother Hu, don't you worry?"

The third lady of the Bai family hurriedly spoke, turned around and stared at Li Cai'er again, as if to help remind her, and directly said in a hateful tone. "Brother Hu, as I said just now, only by sending Li Cai'er, a hateful person who knows how to repay her kindness, to the official office, and letting the people in the official office conclude it, can she follow Brother Hu convincingly."

Hu Laozi was stunned and hesitated slightly. "That being said, who can guarantee that the official will sentence Li Cai'er to me? In my opinion, it's better not to go to the official office, the world is unpredictable. ”

Seeing that the big fish who took the bait was about to get off the hook and leave, all the good shows staged would come to naught, the third lady of the Bai family was so anxious that her heart jumped, and she hurriedly approached Hu Lazy with a smiling face, and raised her hand mysteriously and said. "Brother Hu, if you force Li Cai'er back like this, I'm afraid she won't give up your wish. At that time, if she starts to go crazy and crazy, and complains about your Brother Hu's bad words and evil deeds everywhere, won't she cause trouble for herself? ”

"Say it farther, and then spread it ten, ten to hundreds, and hundreds to thousands, all the way to the ears of the public people, can you Brother Hu still get rid of the notoriety of robbing people's girls in the township? At that time, people will denounce it, and you Brother Hu will still have to enter the official office? It's better to enter early than to enter late. ”

Hu Laozi thought for a while, suddenly turned his head and glanced at Li Cai'er, grinned, and said with great sarcasm. "Little guys, you want to fish for the uncle to enter the official office, do your spring and autumn dreams!" After saying that, he turned back and smiled at the third lady of the Bai family, revealing a smiling bitter gourd face, squinting his eyes, and saying hatefully. "Ha, ha, I finally got it. Miss, you keep saying that you will send Li Cai'er to the official office, but in fact, you want to hate me to go in. ”

looked at the bitter meat plan directed by herself, and was instantly cut to the bottom and turned the pot, and in a word, Miss Bai Jiasan's heart was really not good. However, for a while, she still laughed fearlessly. "Hu lazy, Hu lazy, you are smart all your life, but you are confused for a while. People say that you are a lazy person who walks sideways, but look at you, you look like a lazy person? ”

If you want me to say, you need a little more flesh on your face, two more stubble mustaches on your mouth, a little deeper eyes to reveal two points of green light, a little more messy hair, and a tattered and withered coat on your body to show the image of your leprosy. Otherwise, where would you look like a ruffian, a hooligan, and an old leper? ”

Unexpectedly, he was robbed by the third lady of the Bai family in the end, and Hu Lazy was so angry that he was stunned.

He couldn't understand why the fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl in front of him dared to make such sarcasm about herself. Anyway, he is a lazy man and a famous old leper in the town, and it is the turn of a stinky woman to describe and play tricks on herself like this! You don't look at how many pounds and taels you have.

However, after thinking about it, Hu Lezi had to re-examine the young woman in front of him who was dressed beautifully.

After a while, I saw Hu Lezi's eyes flash, and his bones turned, and he immediately stepped forward, and said with a sneering face that had just seen through the trap.

"Oh, what kind of shit luck do I have with a leper? actually bumped into such a fairy-like beautiful woman in the middle of the road. It's not that I'm a leper and a good fortune, but today there is a beauty who has sent it to the door by herself. Come on, little beauty, let's drink and have fun in town. ”

"Ouch, Brother Hu, are you talking to that? Why doesn't the little woman recognize you at all? When you say that, people are embarrassed, and they are still a yellow flower girl, how embarrassed. Why can't Brother Hu be gentle and provocative, as soon as he opens his mouth, he wants the little girl to drink and have fun in the town, this is a good word. ”

To everyone's surprise for a while, the third lady of the Bai family actually learned from the seductive Qinglou woman and said. It seems that she really seems to have changed another person at this time, and she no longer has the elegance and reserve of everyone's ladies.

Together with Li Cai'er and a few subordinates in Baifu, they were all shocked for a while, and they all looked at her next wonderful performance in a daze.

Hu Lezi is not stupid, suddenly saw that the beauty in front of him had changed, and she was full of charm in front of her, thinking that there was a fraud, she quickly took a few steps back and said.

"Beauty, how about you wait for my brother to finish the matter of Li Cai'er, and then go to the town with you to be happy?"

"Hey, that's good, when there is no trouble to be disturbed by others, wouldn't it be much cleaner, quieter and more comfortable. It's just that I don't know who the little woman Hu is talking about? Such an ignorant competitor dares to disturb Brother Hu's appetite. It seems that only when Brother Hu cleans up the chaotic people, we can live in peace. ”

The third lady of the Bai family said in an astonishing way and entangled with Hu Lezi, as if she didn't take Li Cai'er, who had just surrendered, to heart, and just trained his children in their private affairs.

"Beauty, didn't Li Caier just be under the quilt and you put it in your account? She's a drink from her brother. Beauty, don't you plan to return it to your brother? How could that brother end this affair? ”

Hu Lezi also took advantage of the situation to hold the words of the third lady of the Bai family and joked, it seems to be true and not true, and it seems to be false and not false, and she does not leave a trace of flaws for others to take advantage of the loophole.

"Oh, Brother Hu, it can't be such a coincidence, right? The little sister just received a decent portable ring, and Brother Hu said that it was your erbium for pleasure with the wine, which also made the little woman puzzled. In this way, wouldn't it become something for the little woman to negotiate with Brother Hu, so wouldn't Brother Hu's invitation to the little girl drink and have fun in the soup? Hey, if that's the case, the little woman thinks it's a pity, she missed the opportunity to deepen communication and understanding with Brother Hu. ”

The third lady of the Bai family said in a seductive and charming manner, and said angrily, saying that the heart of the leper seemed to fly out of the clouds. Hey, this gentle village words, you can really get drunk to death.

What's more, it's a character like Hu Lezi who is squinting and acting nonsense, which is even more obvious.

I saw Hu Lezi smiling prodigally, looking around, and said loudly.

"Little girl, don't worry. If the Li woman takes it away, Brother Hu won't fight with you, but you have to accompany Brother Hu to the wine shop in the town to have a good time, and then cut the candle in the west window of the inn, even if this matter is over, it's good. ”

"It's good, I'm afraid that Brother Hu will regret it afterwards. At that time, the little woman will go to someone to judge. ”

The third lady of the Bai family still wanted to get away with it and said, that delicate look was really unbearable.

Hu Lezi was heartbroken when he saw it, and wiped the saliva that overflowed between his mouths and said shyly.

"As long as the little woman obeys Brother Hu, then Li Feng'er and I will naturally no longer be held accountable, and everything is easy to discuss. I am afraid that the little woman's verbal slippery tongue will make Brother Hu happy, and in the end, Brother Hu will be happy and sad. ”

"Ouch, Brother Hu laughed. You see that the little girl is such a delicate and weak little woman, is Brother Hu still afraid that the little woman will not eat you alive? Otherwise, let's rely on the words in black and white, and follow the handprint, so that the little woman is not afraid of Brother Hu playing tricks. Miss Bai Jiasan took the opportunity to further seduce and said, and at the end, she didn't forget to throw a delicate eyebrow at Hu Lezi.

At this time, the leper was already surging with lust, and the corners of his eyebrows were blooming, and he still didn't care if the third lady of the Bai family was a trap for him. Just grinned and greeted loudly, "Beauty, then let's go to the city as soon as possible, don't be here, it's useless to put time aside, but it will ruin our good deeds." ”

Seeing that Hu Lezi was already dazed at this time, the third lady of the Bai family also replied pretentiously: "What Brother Hu said is that the little woman also hates such a cumbersome rhetoric as death, let's just hurry into the teahouse and restaurant in the city." ”

Hu Laizi rolled his eyes and echoed with salivation. "Okay, let's carry Li Cai'er into the city."