Chapter 129: Jokes

"Uncle, when you go to the county seat, you must take me to eat delicious food and have fun, I haven't been to such a far place when I'm so big!" Xiaoshan jumped in front of Guo Yu's eyes, blinked and said expectantly.

He is a big-hearted person, and he is only curious about going to the county seat after the year, as for whether he will miss home in the middle of the night if he can't see his father and mother in the county seat, his little brain has not thought about it at all.

In comparison, Kunkun was very reluctant to leave his mother, and he was deeply excluded from going to the county seat to study. At this time, seeing that my mother mentioned this matter again, she silently put the jerky she had just taken back on the plate, and saw that her mother didn't speak, and anyone could see that his little face was unhappy.

Guo Mianmian saw it in vain, but pretended not to hope to see it.

The little guy is not very close to others, but he is very attached to her, since he knew that he was going to be sent to the county seat to study in the new year, he continued to twist with her to make her change attention.

She won't keep the little guy by her side for the rest of her life, and he can't just keep touching the universe inside, and it won't do him any good for his development if he continues like this, she must be ruthless to let him learn to be self-reliant, and slowly adapt to life without her.

Forcing himself not to look at the little face that was getting more and more sad, Guo Mianmian looked at the hill, and suddenly had a bad taste and deliberately threatened him: "I heard that the servants are very serious, and when they encounter disobedient protΓ©gΓ©s who are about to finish their schoolwork, they will have a ruler to beat their palms, and a small hand like you can fight for three days and three nights without being swollen, and they can't even hold chopsticks well." ”

Xiaoshan learned to read and write at home with his aunt and uncle during this time, and no matter how naughty he was, he was never beaten, and so did the servants in the spontaneous city. At this time, after listening to the words of the old man, he rolled his eyes and said: "Auntie, you are intimidating me again, the little uncle has been studying for so many years, and he has never been disciplined by the servant, and the servant will definitely not beat anyone." ”

Guo Mianmian shook his head and secretly said that this kid is innocent, and he thinks it is better to give him a wake-up call in advance so that he can be obedient, so as not to be kicked out of the Yunxiao private school before the official review.

"Xiaoshan, you are wrong, your little uncle was not beaten, it was because he grew up to be an obedient servant and did not beat. What about you, it's a junior or my nephew, even if it makes me angry, I won't calculate with you, it's not ordinary in the private school, if you are naughty, the servant will definitely punish you, otherwise the child will learn from you, and then the atmosphere will be damaged by you, and one by one is not good at studying, who will the servant cry to? ”

Hearing this, Xiaoshan panicked, and asked the uncle: "Really?" Can the servant really beat his palms and can't even hold chopsticks? ”

Guo Yu couldn't help but laugh, and said solemnly: "It's true, looking at the disobedient protΓ©gΓ©, the servant will be the most severe, the beating hand is quite light, and the protΓ©gΓ© who can't write will be punished for not eating." ”

Xiaoshan's expression changed after hearing this, and he turned his head and threw himself into Guo Mianmian's arms and cried: "Auntie, I don't want to study, I don't want to go to the city to study, I will read with you at home, I will listen to you well in the future, and I will never be naughty again." ”

Where did Guo Mianmian think of a few words to scare the little guy like this, this crying voice was comparable to a magic sound, and she had to hug the little guy and coax her crying: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the servants are all reasonable people, you are so obedient, the servants will not do anything to you." ”

"Woo, no, don't go, I won't go, I won't go to death, woo!" Xiaoshan cried even more, he trusted his aunt's words, trusted that the servant who had read the sage book would not beat people indiscriminately, he didn't trust himself, he would definitely be beaten.

"Hey, then don't cry, it's impossible to solve the problem by crying." Guo Mianmian didn't know if Xiaoshan was really afraid of his body, and when he saw that he couldn't coax him, he secretly said that he shouldn't intimidate the child, but he still had to endure the coaxing.

It's useless, Xiaoshan thinks about advocating crying, and the aunt who must cry promises him not to send him to a private school: "No, don't go, I don't want to ......"

Guo Shu, who watched mm intimidating his son with relish, couldn't stand it anymore, worried that mm was really agreed by this little cub's crying, and raised his hand and slapped Xiaoshan's ass twice: "You are not a competitive thing, your aunt scared you a few times, and you were afraid, why did Lao Tzu give birth to such a coward." ”

Guo Shu didn't really beat the child during the Chinese New Year, but just patted it twice as a warning.

Xiaoshan dared to make trouble with his aunt, that is, he knew that his aunt would not beat him, and now his father's slap admonished, so that his father would turn his ass over after the New Year, he quickly collected his tears and whispered for mercy: "Dad, I won't cry, I won't cry, don't beat me!" ”

Guo Shu looked at his son's demeanor, angry and ridiculous, and asked with a straight face: "Then are you still going to study in the county seat?" ”

"Go, go, I'll go!" Xiaoshan hurriedly responded to the beating, for fear that it would be too late to escape the beating.

"Hmph, this time Lao Tzu remembers, next time let Lao Tzu hear that you don't study, and block you together." Guo Shu shook the big slap of the Kwai fan and threatened, so frightened that Xiaoshan nodded and didn't dare to make any suggestions.

This "exchange" between the father and son is impossible for others to enjoy. Yu's mother, not only did not feel distressed, but also threatened Xiaoshan with an aggrieved face: "Next time, not only your father will beat you, but my mother will also block you." ”

Xiaoshan was so frightened that it was impossible, squatting in the corner with a sad face, and hugged his fat self aggrievedly.

……

The so-called first day of the first month comes to celebrate the New Year, and the elders sit on the head. On the second day of the first lunar month, the three relatives and six dependents sit on both sides.

There are not many relatives of the Guo family, and they also fell out with their in-laws Liu family, except for Guo Shu and Yu who went to Yu's house in the second and third years of junior high school, no one went out to celebrate the New Year.

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, Guo Zhi's family was going to come to celebrate the New Year, and Guo Zhi wanted to meet his brother-in-law in the coming day, so he changed the time of the New Year to the fourth day of the Lunar New Year. No, early in the morning of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, a family of five came to the door with New Year's gifts.

It was also Guo Zhi who said it himself, and the Guo family knew that after Guo Zhi came back that day, there was a big fuss in the Huang family, and they didn't expect that twenty catties of wild boar would play such a big benefit, which directly made their daughter (mm) out of touch with the oppression of the evil mother-in-law and live a normal life.

In front of Huang Mutou, everyone said that Guo Zhi should not have a hard fight with her mother-in-law, but in private they were all happy for her, wishing that the Huang family could split up as soon as possible.

Especially Yu's family, looking at the two sisters-in-law, said in surprise: "You two sisters have the same place, and they are forced to use the knife when they are in a hurry." ”

Guo Mianmian smiled and fell into Mu's arms, tears were about to fall: "But isn't it, I thought that with her dog personality, she shouldn't be able to endure it for so long, but I didn't expect that twenty catties of pork could force her to start!" If we knew this, we should have given her 20 catties of pork earlier, and we didn't have to suffer in vain at my in-law's house. ”

Mu and Liu also laughed when they heard it.

Guo Zhi was laughed at and lost his character, and said angrily: "You can laugh like this, if I was forced to do something bloody at that time, see if you still laugh or not." ”

These words gave Guo Mianmian a wake-up call, and reminded Guo Zhidao: "This method can only be used twice at most, and it is useless if there are many times, if you have the opportunity, you should hurry up and split up, otherwise stay together for a day, your mother-in-law will look at you unpleasantly for a day, and I am afraid that after a long time, I am afraid that she will come up with a way to toss you." ”

Guo Zhi sighed, and for the first time his face showed a feeling called sorrow: "It is not an easy task to separate the family, unless one day your brother-in-law cannot become a burden to the Huang family by working, otherwise with my mother-in-law's character, it is the old woman who is married, and she will still hold the whole family in her heart." ”

Guo Mianmian shook his head, unable to understand Fu's approach, so he could only persuade Guo Zhi: "Then you have to find a way to separate the family, can a group of friends live together to have a way out, not to mention Lingling and Qinqin, in the future, Baole will have to take a room when he grows up, and it is impossible to marry his daughter-in-law back in your house, right?" If so, no lady would marry him. ”

Although Baole is still young, even if it is considered to be a room after more than ten years, more than ten years have passed in a flash, if Fu's life is particularly long, and she does not want to see the third room, maybe he will really let him share a room with his father.

"yes, I see." Guo Zhi knew that her mother-in-law had done all this kind of thing, and for the first time, she accepted the eldest sister's suggestion in a good voice.

When a family gets together, even if they don't do anything, it's very warm. After Zheng Rin came to the door with a rich New Year's gift, six or seven children rushed up to the prospective uncle (uncle-in-law) to beg for red envelopes at the instigation of Guo Zhi, and it became more and more enthusiastic.

"You kid, you're here, why are you bringing so many things?" Looking at the piles of gifts on the table, Mu Shi was both happy and felt that it was too expensive, and he was already thinking about how to return the gift.

"It's all ordinary things, and they are all put away at home, but they can come in handy." Zheng Rin replied with a smile, not feeling that he had sent too much.

Mu Shi took a general look, and saw that most of these gifts were wine, sugar, snacks and other things of little value, and his heart was much more stable, and he was about to tell him not to do it again next time, when he heard his little daughter's voice interject straight in:

"The relationship is something you can't use at home, what is this to make me!" Guo Zhi reached out and rummaged through the table, as if he didn't look at anything, and his expression was a little unsightly: "It's not generally valuable, it seems that it's really something that your family doesn't want." ”

The old and young of the Guo family looked at Guo Zhi in shock, and the harmonious air suddenly sank to the bottom, and it was very unclear why Guo Zhi, who had no reason, suddenly shook his face and said such beautiful words.

Mu Shi was angry and annoyed, and immediately reprimanded: "What are you talking nonsense, how can you talk to Ah Rin like this?" As she spoke, she hurriedly looked at her son-in-law's expression, and said curtly: "Rin, she is a bastard, she has always been a brain, you don't have to take it to heart." ”

"Mother, I'm telling the truth, how can you help outsiders say this about me?" Without waiting for Zheng Rin to speak, Guo Zhi shouted dissatisfiedly, his face full of grievances and anger.

Mu's neck was so angry that his neck was red, and he didn't care about the presence of his son-in-law, so he gave Guo Zhi a heavy blow, and said angrily: "You dead girl still dare to say nonsense, Ah Rin is your eldest sister's fiancΓ©, why is he not from our family?" You quickly apologize to Rin, otherwise you will block things and give me back at this time, and you won't come back if it's okay in the future. ”

"Auntie, this is just a small misunderstanding, there is no need to apologize." Zheng Rin hurriedly persuaded him, he guessed that this was the next day's aunt who was picky, and didn't take her words to heart, so he was too nervous to apologize and apologize.

"I don't need you to fake your beauty!" Guo Zhi didn't admit it, glared at Zheng Rin and then looked at Mu Shi and said eloquently: "Mother, it was he who said that these things were brought by his family, and I didn't make them up, he didn't respect our family first, he should apologize and apologize, how can you deny me as my biological daughter for him?" ”

People with ears know that what Zheng Rin said is just an excuse, if it wasn't specially bought as a gift, who would think that there are many things at home? Still all usable?

"Dead girl, shut up!" Mu Shi's front was dark, and Guo Zhi was so angry that not only did his voice tremble, but even his body was a little unstable on his feet.

"Auntie, are you alright?" Seeing that the situation of her mother-in-law didn't seem to be right, Zheng Rin quickly stepped forward to support her, and her tone was involuntarily a little important.

Guo Jiaqi and others also rushed up, and Guo Mianmian, who reacted the fastest, reached the right side of her mother's mother and helped the person, and asked sadly: "Mother, are you okay?" ”

"No, it's okay, it's just that my brain is confused, it's nothing." Mu Shi shook his head slowly, his expression didn't look the best, but his consciousness was still awake.

casually glared at Guo Zhi angrily, eager to poke her forehead and scold her.

Guo Zhi, who thought that his mother was angry, quietly breathed a sigh of relief, raised his head to meet the displeased eyes of his father, brothers and sisters-in-law, and didn't dare to squeak, and silently retreated to the side.

"Mother, let's help you to the chair to rest first." Guo Mianmian was not at ease, so he and Zheng Rin helped Mu Shi to the chair and sat down.

Mu Shi sat down for a while and then eased up, she didn't forget her business, pointed at Guo Zhi and said sternly: "Quickly apologize to Rin, otherwise you won't call me mother in the future." ”

"No need aunt, it was my own failure to make it clear that made my little sister misunderstand, don't blame her." Zheng Rin persuaded his mother-in-law again, he really didn't mind his sister-in-law's words, and even guessed that these words were said by his sister-in-law with the intention of finding fault.

Seeing that the prospective son-in-law really didn't count, and the youngest daughter looked like she would not apologize and apologize if she was killed, Mu didn't know how to say that her body was good, so she had to hold Zheng Rin's hand and said ashamedly: "This Nizi has been spoiled by her aunt and your uncle, and it will be impossible to end it if you change people today." ”

Zheng Rin shook his head again, indicating that he didn't care.

But Guo Zhicheng wanted to talk about his body again, but Guo Mianmian noticed it and grabbed her and whispered: "Okay, you are just right, my mother is so angry with you." ”

"Hmph, it's not your father-in-law, and this elbow turned inside." Guo Zhi muttered unhappily, she was worried that she would be angry with her mother again, and finally swallowed the words she wanted to say.

Everyone was also relieved when they saw this, and when they thought that Guo Zhi would not be crooked anymore, the next moment they saw her beckoning to Guo Guo, pointing at Zheng Rin and shouting loudly: "This is your distant uncle and uncle, and this is also the first time that your uncle and uncle will come to celebrate the New Year, and they will definitely plan a big red envelope for you, you go and ask him for it, whoever can get the red envelope is whoever." ”

In addition to being able to eat good things that are not usually eaten during the New Year, children can also receive large and small red envelopes from the elders.

At this time, listening to the little sister-in-law (mother-in-law) shouting like this, they surrounded Zheng Rin happily one by one, and they didn't need to be taught by adults, so they changed their words and shouted: "Uncle (aunt), congratulations on making a fortune!" ”

"Oh, eldest sister, you're really lucky with shit, and your eyesight to find your brother-in-law is really good." In the kitchen, Guo Zhimei fluttered and praised Guo Mianmian, who was serving the dishes, but the words he said made people cry and laugh: "I talked about him like that, even my mother was so angry that I almost fainted, but he didn't mind saying it at all, and he also planned a few red envelopes for Lingling." Such a well-rounded and qualified man has made your blind cat bump into a dead mouse, and your fate is so good. ”

"You, do you still mean to say? You are in the hall regardless of the place, we all thought that your dog character had committed another crime, and it almost scared us to death. Guo Mianmian glanced at her complacent, and she didn't know how to evaluate her "merits" for her talents.

"Hehe, didn't I see that you all said that my sister and wife are good, and I think this person is too scheming to make things difficult, so that you can lose money in the future?" Guo Zhi doesn't think there's anything wrong with the way, isn't she doing it all for the good of her eldest sister, she doesn't want her eldest sister to look away and delay her life, right?

"Okay, okay, you are clever and what you say is reasonable, if you do this again in the future, at least you have to say hello to us in advance, don't make it the same as today, you didn't scare people's hearts out, and my mother was still angry with you." Guo Mianmian's heart received the good intentions of mm, but she really didn't want to have a next time.

"I know, I know, I officially recognized this brother-in-law, and asked Lingling to call him 'aunt', why won't I make things difficult for him in the future, you can rest assured!" Guo Zhi didn't want to be nagged, and he didn't want to recognize that the method was wrong, so he arbitrarily blocked the eldest sister's mouth.

Guo Mianmian's heart was full of helplessness, and he shook his head to end the topic.

Yu and Liu, who were standing at the other end of the board to assist, glanced at each other, shook their heads in agreement, and clearly did not trust the words of Guo Zhi's sister-in-law. In the past, they were made difficult as soon as they entered the door, but they were still fresh, but they were difficult more than once.

In the courtyard, Zheng Rin was teaching the two brothers-in-law to draw bows. He is a person who practices martial arts, and the conversation in the kitchen can only be heard clearly by the others in a daze, but he can hear it completely clearly.

Hearing Shicai's difficulty, it was indeed the sister-in-law who came to Japan to deliberately tempt, Zheng Rin's face showed a bit of glory, and the glory calculated in advance the children of the Guo family and the Guo family's relatives who might be present today, and then planned enough red envelopes, otherwise Shicai would really be embarrassed in front of the children.

"Rin, do you think that's the case?" Guo Lin took a lot of effort, finally pulled out the bow and pressed the arm that was about to tremble, and turned his head to ask his brother-in-law carefully.

Zheng Rin came back to his senses and raised his hand to pull the right arm of his upright uncle's inaccurate posture: "You have to be tight here, otherwise your arm will still tremble, and the moment the arrow is shot out, it will be impossible to grasp it and it will be easy to miss." ”

"Well, I'll try it again." Guo Lin adjusted the posture according to Zheng Rin's arrangement, and then tested the place where Zheng Rin pointed it tightened.

It's just that I tried it for a while and couldn't find the essentials, so I muttered a little anxiously: "There are so many exquisiteness just by drawing a bow, and it's even more difficult to practice it than to climb to the sky." ”

When Zheng Rin heard this, he said lightly: "But nothing you want to do will be easy!" If the second brother wants to learn the bow and arrow, and wants to get more prey when hunting, he must practice over and over again, even if he has practiced well, he usually has to practice continuously, otherwise once he really encounters the big prey, he will only miss it in vain. ”

Guo Lin thought about it, and after thinking about it, he had to admit that what his prospective brother-in-law said was very reasonable.

Just as he wants to do business, wants to earn more money and make his family rich, he must first learn the business rules before entering the city, how to deal with businessmen, how to read the account books, how to run the business...... Otherwise, he would not have asked Fang Leader to assist him after the New Year, and asked Fang Leader to find someone to bring him with him.

He didn't know a single word before, but recently he learned it with his nephew and nephew. Although the journey is arduous and rigid, it is not to confirm what the prospective brother-in-law said, nothing will be easy to do!

If others can do it, he can generally do it, otherwise he will really "miss it in vain", and it will be like that for the rest of his life.

Zheng Rin nodded, most satisfied with his brother-in-law's state of mind.

Looking back at another brother-in-law who seemed to draw a bow, he felt that mental perseverance was one thing, and innate was generally very important. Either way, get the skills you need to master before you hunt, and be able to become a hunter, not a prey in the eyes of the big prey.

……

The Guo family's meals were as delicious as ever, and Guo Mianmian made several appetizers, and Zheng Rin was poured a lot of wine by two brothers-in-law, a brother-in-law, and a prospective brother-in-law at lunch.

Zheng Rin's alcohol consumption is as good as ever, but it is still impossible to drink too quickly, otherwise it is easy to get drunk.

Guo Mianmian, who continued to pay attention to not letting several men drink too much, watched her fiancΓ©'s eyes gradually change from usual, and couldn't help but think of the first time he saw him drunk, like a patient with energy, and immediately stopped the second brother from drinking with him again: "Okay, second brother, you all drink less, and Boss Zheng and his brother-in-law will come back by mistake." ”

Guo Lin usually drank a lot, and his brain was already a little mushy at this time. After listening to MM's words, it took a long time to react, and he shuddered and said: "Afraid, afraid of what, drinking, drunk, and not coming back, rest, rest at home." ”

Guo Mianmian wanted to pull the second brother's ears and ask, there are so many beds at home, where are you resting at home? It is impossible for mortals to compare themselves with drunkards, so she directly snatched the wine jar in the second brother's hand and stuffed the teapot with honey water into his hand: "Here, you continue to drink." ”

Guo Lin stared at the teapot for a while, thinking that the honey water in the teapot was wine, and he swayed and filled it with Zheng Rin, who was sitting beside him: "Drink, drink, you must drink all the more wine." ”

Zheng Rin was indeed drunk, but his consciousness was awakened. At this time, he was him, not him, I saw him pick up the wine bowl and toast to anyone, and went around most of the table and went straight to Guo Mianmian, who was sitting at the other table, staring at her brightly.

Guo Mianmian was seen by her "second virtue" fiancΓ©, and under the teasing eyes of her mother-in-law, she couldn't help but say to the man: "Did you come here to do your body?" Go back to your position and drink. ”

As soon as Zheng Rin heard this, Junxiu's face showed a bit of accusation: "Today is a big day for the two of us, I finally came back from the wine and food to have a glass of wine with you, where are you going to drive me?" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned. Coincidentally, except for Guo Mianmian, no one present could see that Zheng Rin was drunk, and what he said was also drunk, and they stared at Zheng Rin in disbelief, and their mouths couldn't close.

Guo Mianmian's blood rushed to the top of her head, she glared angrily at the man who pretended to be unlucky, and said fiercely: "Are you talking nonsense?" You're drunk, it's not for us to get married today, go back to your status quickly. ”

This time, it was Zheng Rin's turn to be shocked, and he didn't want to step forward and grab Guo Mianmian's hand, and said with a face full of grievances: "Daughter-in-law, didn't you say that you are the most porridge for me, why did you drive me away on the big day, did I do something wrong to make you angry?" ”

"No, shut up!" In front of everyone's eyes, Guo Mianmian almost cried: "I said that the two of us haven't gotten married yet, you are drunk and talking nonsense, hurry back to your status, don't make any more trouble." ”

"I didn't make trouble" Zheng Rin became more and more aggrieved, and the expression on his face was the same as that of a child who couldn't eat candy: "It's you who don't recognize that it's my daughter-in-law, and you still refuse to drink a glass ......of wine with me, why am I making trouble?" ”

Guo Mianmian was really going crazy, and he realized that he couldn't exchange with a drunkard at all. Seeing the happy expressions on the faces of the family members who reacted, she only felt so tired, and immediately pulled the reluctant man out of the house: "Don't you want to drink a glass of wine, let's go out and drink." ”

"Okay, okay, get out, go out for a drink." The aggrieved expression on Zheng Rin's face instantly came to naught, and he walked away with the wine bowl firmly.

Just walked two steps, and suddenly saw that the "daughter-in-law" did not have wine in his hand, he quickly disconnected the hand of the "daughter-in-law", turned around and served the wine bowl of the "daughter-in-law", and did not forget to invite credit at the end: "Daughter-in-law, you didn't take the wine, help your husband hold it for you!" ”

Seeing that the fiancΓ© who played the self-award became mentally retarded in seconds, Guo Mianmian couldn't bear to look directly at him, he really didn't have an eye!

"Daughter-in-law, there are many suitable people for their husbands, and they know that you are ashamed, and there is no one at this time, let's drink a glass of wine!" In the corner of the courtyard, Zheng Rin happily stuffed a wine bowl into the hand of the "daughter-in-law", looking expectantly at her planning to drink a glass of wine at any time.

Guo Mianmian looked at the sky speechlessly, the sky was very blue, the clouds were very white, and the sun was very warm, why was she the most anxious and wanted to hit someone?

After not getting a response from the "daughter-in-law" for a long time, Zheng Rin was a little anxious, and asked in an important way: "Daughter-in-law, you are unwilling to drink a glass of wine with me, are you unwilling to marry me?" ”

Guo Mianmian wanted to be angry with him after hearing this, and responded loudly "yes", she knew better that once this was said, the man whose IQ had become zero after being drunk might not know how to make a fuss.

Touched by the beating, Guo Mianmian had to coax me in a good voice: "No, I don't want to marry you, it's just that I can't drink, I will be uncomfortable when I drink, and you don't want me to be uncomfortable, right?" ”

When Zheng Rin heard this, he hurriedly put the wine bowl on the ground, dragged it through the "daughter-in-law" and inspected it up and down, and asked in the most important tone: "You just drank wine, is there anything uncomfortable at this time?" ”

Guo Mianmian, who was very annoyed, didn't expect that he would be seen by him after only taking a sip of wine when he first started eating, even if he was drunk at this time, he remembered it clearly, and somehow his heart softened all of a sudden, and even his tone softened: "No, I just drank a small sip and didn't have a body, if I drank a small sip again, it would be fine." ”

When Zheng Rin heard this, he didn't think about it and said, "Then don't drink it, don't drink a glass of wine." After speaking, he frowned himself, and then asked the "daughter-in-law" carefully: "The next day, we will make up for another glass of wine, can you take a small sip?" ”

Guo Mianmian was angry and ridiculous, and after laughing, she asked quite femininely: "Why do you say that today is our happy day?" Who reported you? ”

Zheng Rin didn't reply immediately, stretched out his hand and probed the forehead of the "daughter-in-law" with a sad face, and asked puzzledly: "No fever, daughter-in-law, why are you talking nonsense again?" ”

Guo Mianmian slapped his hand away with one palm, deliberately intimidating him: "I don't have a fever, and I don't talk nonsense, just reply to my question, otherwise I'm going to be angry." ”

As soon as he heard that the "daughter-in-law" was about to get angry, Zheng Rin didn't care about him, and hurriedly said: "Today is our big day, someone else poured me wine just now, if I didn't run fast, I must have been drunk by them." ”

Guo Mianmian looked at the sky speechless again, knowing that what this guy said was the truth, and couldn't help but wonder if he was thinking about getting married all day long, so when he was drunk, he spontaneously substituted the dream into reality and made today's joke.

After thinking about it, only this guess is the most reliable. Looking at the man in front of him, Guo Mianmian didn't know what to say about his body for the time being.

Seeing that the "daughter-in-law" stopped talking again, Zheng Rin was anxious, thinking that she would not want to drink a glass of wine with her in the future: "Daughter-in-law, what did you do wrong for your husband?" If you say it, I'll change it! ”

"Look, you didn't listen to me, did you?" Guo Mianmian distorted the facts, and her expression became colder: "If you refute me what I said, that is if you are disobedient, you have to correct it so that I won't be angry." ”

When Zheng Rin heard this, he didn't feel that he was wrong, but after thinking about it, he felt that he was really wrong, and then he was very knowledgeable about the current affairs and admitted his mistake to the "daughter-in-law": "Okay, it's for the husband to be wrong, no matter whether the daughter-in-law says anything in the future, the husband will do what you say." ”

Guo Mianmian listened to it and snickered quietly, and her face did not change: "Really? Do you really listen to me? ”

"Well, it's your daughter-in-law who said it, and I'll listen to it!" Zheng Rin nodded vigorously, almost without hesitation.

"Good!" Guo Mianmian nodded with satisfaction, and then made a request to Zheng Rin: "Then you go back to the house and sit down, if you don't have me, you are not allowed to come to me, and you are not allowed to drink again." ”

There are nearly 20 people in the family, big and small, and if she makes another joke about the right talent, she will have no face to stay at home anymore.

Zheng Rin looked at the "daughter-in-law" tangledly, and when he saw that the "daughter-in-law" didn't look at him squarely, he knew that the "daughter-in-law" would not change his opinion, and he was full of energy and withered instantly: "Okay, listen to the daughter-in-law for the husband, and then go back to the house." ”

As he spoke, he picked up the wine bowl on the ground in disappointment, turned around and walked into the hall step by step, with a resentful and unfortunate expression on his face.

Looking at the man's back, Guo Mianmian inexplicably felt as if he had done a heinous deed, and his heart couldn't help but feel empty. It's just that the next moment, when I saw the exposed foot hiding in the corner, all the emptiness of my heart turned into shame in an instant.

"Haha, I didn't expect my brother-in-law to be such a brother-in-law, eldest sister, you are so blessed." When Zheng Rin returned to the house, he shrank in the corner and watched the enthusiastic Guo Zhi jump out, looking at it and laughing when he couldn't wait to pounce on the eldest sister and pinch him.

Yu Shi also walked out, smiling happily like Guo Zhi: "Not to mention, my brother-in-law is drunk as if he is a different person, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought that my drunken brother-in-law was my brother-in-law's twin brother!" ”

"But isn't it, people who are drunk either stay honest, or go crazy with alcohol, like my brother-in-law, I change my nature directly and I am like a mortal, and I am serious for the first time." Liu agreed, smiling in his eyebrows.

Even the most honest Yueniang was broken, and she was very happy to hide behind the crowd and laugh.

"Ahem, okay, stop laughing, Mianmian is annoyed." Mu Shi coughed dryly and walked out last, regretting that she couldn't hold back herself, and her face turned into a flower.

"Don't hold back, you can laugh if you want, I won't be short of meat." Guo Mianmian was ashamed and indignant in her heart, and she still had a cold look on her face. She knew that the more she cared, the happier her family would laugh.

When he was said like this, Mu and the others stopped laughing, and Guo Zhi also said with a "good will": "Eldest sister, they all say that they spit out the truth after drinking, and my brother-in-law is afraid that he wants to drink a glass of wine with you in his dreams, I think your marriage with your brother-in-law should have been done earlier, and my brother-in-law will make such a joke today in the future." ”

Guo Mianmian poked MM's forehead angrily: "It's as easy for you to be a relative as drinking water, the two families have set up a happy event after the Mid-Autumn Festival, you let me marry early at this time, doesn't it make people think that our family is forcing marriage?" ”

Guo Zhi shouted while dodging the eldest sister's "hot hand": "You let your brother-in-law talk about it, my brother-in-law can't wait to marry you home as soon as possible." ”

Guo Mianmian stopped his hand, glared at the mm who was out of order, and then walked away without looking back, and his voice floated over with the wind: "If you want to say it yourself, if you can open this mouth, I will call you 'eldest sister' in the future." ”

As a result, Guo Zhi just shouted "just say it", and was stopped by Mu's slap: "Your eldest sister and Ah Rin's matter, you bad girl ring is not involved, you don't have to make this marriage a shame." ”

Guo Zhi was very upset and muttered: "I haven't done anything yet, how do you know that I will marry the eldest sister." ”

"According to your stinky character, merit can be turned into a matter, and you don't care about your eldest sister's affairs." Worried that the youngest daughter would come again, Mu Shi reminded her sternly again.

"Okay, okay, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care." Guo Zhi was impatient to be nagged by his mother, even if he was unhappy in his heart, he could only agree to it busily.

After being drunk, Zheng Rin was very obedient, and after returning to the dinner table, Guo Shu and Guo Lin poured him wine again, he stubbornly covered the wine bowl to prevent them from pouring wine, and said vigorously "The daughter-in-law is not allowed to drink" and "The daughter-in-law will be angry if she drinks".

Guo Shu and Guo Lin brothers also drank high, but their consciousness was much more chaotic than Zheng Rin's, and they forgot that MM was the "daughter-in-law" in people's mouths, and they couldn't stop laughing at Zheng Rin's fear, and also instigated him to take out a husband-based posture and suppress the arrogance of the evil mother-in-law in the family.

Guo Mianmian understood what she heard, and she endured it again and again to not beat the two second brothers, but just badly told the two sisters-in-law what they were shouting about.

Liu has always been submissive and obedient to her husband's words, since that fall out with the Liu family, the relationship between the couple has become more and more harmonious, after listening to the sister-in-law's words, just smiled, compassionately helped her drunken husband who couldn't stand on his feet to the room to rest, and hurriedly went in and out to wipe his hands and face, so that he could sleep more comfortably.

Yu's is not ordinary, their small family has always been her in charge, after listening to what her husband said from her sister-in-law's mouth, only when he was dissatisfied with himself, he helped people to the room, and closed the door with a "bang" to hold a return to the furnace for "training".

Guo Mianmian didn't know how the sister-in-law trained the boss, but she only knew that the sister-in-law was full of spring when she had dinner at night, and the eldest didn't take a step out of the door, and the meals were all sent in by the sister-in-law herself.

Thinking that it was not easy to be "trained", she got what she wanted, but she regretted that the second sister-in-law did not treat the second brother well, and she didn't even hear a word of debate.

Zheng Rin's obedience was very satisfying to Guo Mianmian, she asked Guo Yu to help people to his room to rest, personally cook antidote medicine for him and feed him, and specially told Guo Yu to watch it, so as not to let him kick the quilt and get cold.

slept for a whole day, and when he woke up at dusk, Zheng Rin had already recovered his awakening, but he didn't remember what he had done or said about his body after drinking.

No one in the Guo family's knowledge mentioned the incident at noon, but Guo Zhi couldn't hold back his treacherous smile when he saw him, which made Zheng Rin realize that he might have done something bad when he was drunk.

Zheng Rin is a person who holds the initiative in his own hands, he didn't ask directly, and after dinner, he took the opportunity to help wash the dishes to ask Guo Mianmian about the doubts in his heart.

Mu's: What to do, my son-in-law's joke today is enough for me to laugh for a year!

In the kitchen, Guo Mianmian stood on the edge of the stove and brushed the dishes with the hot water in the pot, and Zheng Rin took another basin and scooped the hot water and stood next to it for a second cleaning.

The two are unmarried couples who have been married, and it is not special to be alone. If they saw the two together, the Guo family and others spontaneously avoided it, saving their friends from being calm.

Hearing Zheng Rin ask him about drunkenness, Guo Mianmian's expression became a little treacherous, and he couldn't say whether he was angry or wanted to laugh, about both.

Seeing this, Zheng Rin wanted to know more and more about what he had done after drinking. Seeing that there was no one else around, he said with a flattering face: "Ye'er, you don't want to make jokes for your husband again, do you, okay if you report me?" ”

As soon as he heard the self-proclaimed "husband", Guo Mianmian instantly remembered the joke that this person made at noon, and poked him with his elbow angrily: "Go, go, neither of us is married yet, whose 'husband' are you!" ”

Being pushed like this, Zheng Rin not only did not retreat, but leaned his head slightly closer to him, and his simple voice was a little restrictive: "We are an upright unmarried couple, and I am naturally your 'husband'." ”

There were only two fists between the two of them, and the hot breath and warm breath on his body when he was so close to the man when he spoke pressed straight towards Guo Mianmian.