26 Aunt
My mother-in-law's mouth is a doorless, how long has she been arguing, how long has she been being tricked, and she has said everything that should be said and what should not be said.
If it goes on like this, the bottom of the Gu family will be exposed by the mother-in-law.
The two exchanged glances, and they both made a decision in their hearts that they couldn't let them quarrel anymore, and they had to pull their mother-in-law back quickly.
"Mother! Let's not meet her in general! Let's go back first! Zhou stepped forward, grabbed Wu's arm and said.
Liu also walked over and grabbed Wu's other arm: "Yes, mother, let's not worry about this crazy woman!" ”
If they said this at first, the villagers might still believe it, but after a fight, the Wu family and the two daughters-in-law became fried chickens, but the old lady was calm and relaxed, and she was not messed up.
The look of the villagers watching the show completely angered the Wu family.
Wu rolled up his sleeves and spitted Xingzi and said, "Old immortal!" Do you know who I am? I'm Lizheng his mother-in-law! ”
"Huh." The old lady rolled her eyes, "I'm still the emperor!" ”
Everyone around laughed.
This old lady is a little interesting, it's really not important to stir up people, and she's not afraid of spreading it out and making people beheaded.
Wu herself is a messer, but when she meets someone who is deeper than herself, she plans to start directly if she can't win: "I have to kick you out of the village today-"
Before the words fell, the old lady splashed a basin of cold water, which made Wu petrified on the spot.
Then, the old lady didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, turned around and entered the house, the bench was gone, and Gu Xiaoshun didn't want it, so she closed the door and plugged in the door bolt!
Pretty fast!
Everyone's stomachs hurt with laughter.
The old lady was full of aura, and they thought that she would be tough with the Wu family, but they were not carried away by the anger, knowing that they couldn't beat the three Wu families, so they first splashed the Wu family stunned, and then took the opportunity to lock the Wu family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law outside!
When did the Wu family suffer from this nest of anger, he found a stone from the ground, rushed up and was about to smash the door.
But the stone didn't hit the door panel, but a bright sickle flew in with a whizz and slammed into the door panel!
Wu's heart was shocked, and the hand holding the stone froze instantly.
If the scythe was half an inch away, it should have been chopped into her hand.
Wu was so shocked that her hand loosened, and the stone fell to the ground, hitting her own foot.
"Ouch-" Wu screamed.
Can the stone used to smash the door be small? She specially picked the biggest one! With such a big stone on his feet, Wu was so painful that tears came out!
The sickle flew fast, and Wu's feet smashed quickly, and everyone was dizzying when they made a fuss.
You know, there's not been such a big movement in the village for a long time.
Everyone turned around in unison, and saw Gu Jiao calmly stepping forward.
She was carrying a small basket on her back, and her thin little figure looked harmless to humans and animals, but her cold eyes revealed a murderous aura for no reason.
Everyone involuntarily shrunk their necks and automatically made way for her.
God knows how she threw that scythe, and if she hadn't thrown it at the door, wouldn't she have thrown it on the back of someone's head?
Thinking about it like this, the back of everyone's head couldn't help but feel a little chill......
Liu Shi was the first to react and scolded: "Jiao Niang, you came back just right!" Hurry up and let the crazy woman open the door! Look at how she smashed your! ”
"Snort~" Gu Jiao smiled coldly, "The old man's eyes are not good, is the second aunt blind at a young age?" Who brought this stone, and who hit her feet, don't you have a point in your heart? ”
As soon as these words came out, Liu was dumbfounded.
Why is this girl so scared?
If she was just stupid when she dragged Gu Dashun and kicked Gu Ershun, then scolding her and the Wu family in public for being blind was a proper tear with the Gu family.
"You stinky girl! Dare to scold your? Wu rolled up his sleeves and was about to move forward, but as soon as he took a step, he almost fell to the ground in pain.
Zhou hurriedly supported his mother-in-law: "Mother, be careful!" ”
Wu was in pain and angry, pointing at Gu Jiao's nose and scolding: "Little beast! Why didn't I drown you in the first place! ”
At this time, Xiao Liulang came over.
Xiao Liulang and Gu Jiao have been in and out of pairs frequently recently, and it has been rumored in the village that they are getting along again, but he himself has never responded positively, so there are still many people who speculate that everything is just wishful thinking on the part of the Gu family's fools.
"Liulang, look at what your aunt and Jiao Niang have done, your grandmother is so old......" Zhou counted Xiao Liulang.
Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, she heard Xiao Liulang say indifferently: "Since you are old, don't come out and hang around." ”
Zhou suspected he had misheard!
"Are you okay?" Xiao Liulang walked up to Gu Jiao and asked.
"Nope." Gu Jiao shook her head and took the sickle off the door.
Xiao Liulang said to the door: "Auntie, we are back." ”
The door creaked open.
Xiao Liulang and Gu Jiao walked in.
Everyone looked at each other, they weren't dazzled, right? Did Xiao Liulang really talk to Gu Fool? And asked her if she was okay? Are they really getting better?!
After Xiao Liulang entered the house, he closed the door, but it was not closed tightly, and he could be heard speaking unhurriedly: "If you encounter this kind of thing in the future, you will report it to the official, and I will personally go to the yamen to write the paper." ”
As soon as these words came out, the three Wu clans who were going to rush in with them were directly nailed.
Can this kind of thing still be reported to the official? Xiao Liulang said it so reasonably...... Should, should be able to repay, right?
The little lame's heart turned out to be so black!
"Mother, the things in the third room ......" Zhou reminded in a low voice.
The original separation was indeed greasy, and the fields of the third room and the dowry of the third daughter-in-law were all deducted by them, and they really made trouble to the yamen for fear of being found out.
Wu gritted his teeth and walked away with his two daughters-in-law.
The parties are gone, and the people who watched the play have gone back to their respective homes.
Gu Ershun also left, only Gu Xiaoshun walked around the village and then ran into his sister and his brother-in-law's house.
Gu Jiao and Xiao Liulang sat on the chairs in the hall, and the old lady sat on the bench opposite the two, still eating melon seeds with Erlang's legs crossed, without the slightest awareness that she should explain her own trouble.
In fact, not only did the people in the village think that Gu Jiao and Xiao Liulang were different from what they imagined, even the two of them felt that they were blind to this old lady, okay?
Why can't she do anything, she doesn't know what she asks, her reaction is still dull, Gu Jiao really thinks she is Alzheimer's, but she can scold Wu Shi a few times at all, is it okay for a full-level master to parachute into the novice village?
"You've been pretending to be all the past few days?" Gu Jiao asked.
The old lady said angrily, "That's how you talk to your aunt?" ”
Are you still addicted to acting?
No, it's not like acting.
Gu Jiao said solemnly to Gu Xiaoshun: "You come with me." ”