Chapter 19 I Sent It with Phone Bills?
Grandpa accidentally spilled the wine in his hand when he beat me, and then knocked me on the head again.
"Call you many mouths, call you many mouths." While my grandfather was talking to me, he shoveled my ear scraper as he spoke.
This is the father-in-law, the identification is complete.
When I went home this time, I felt that my grandfather's temperament had changed greatly and he became a lot more irritable, but every time I was beaten, I couldn't refute it, and I had to accept it with a smile.
After the grandfather set the steamed buns, incense, candles, wine bottles, and wine glasses.
Put the three white-faced steamed buns on the two flat ones, take out three incense sticks, respectfully bow to the huge mud Buddha, insert them in the first half inch of the steamed buns, and take out two white candles, put them on the left and right sides, and then, like magic, there is a yellow talisman between the fingers of the sword, and it burns with a bang.
I just feel that this trick is very popular, if you learn it, you will have an extra sister god skill in the future. I secretly made up my mind that I would study hard with my grandfather in the future.
After lighting the candle, lighting the incense, opening the wine bottle, pouring some wine into the wine glass, and then pouring it evenly around the steamed bun.
Then he said, "Kneel down and kowtow!" Three worships! ”
One worships the sky, two worships the earth, and three worships the gods.
Grandpa said before that worshipping cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods must be pious, and sincerity is spiritual.
Regardless of whether this mud Buddha is true or not, it cannot be blasphemed anyway. I immediately did not hesitate and knelt down with my grandfather.
"Worship the sky, let my turtle grandson be safe, even if he is punished for being ugly, I will have no complaints......"
Hearing this, I was quite depressed. I just want to say, grandpa, there seems to be something wrong with your line! Why is it different from the TV series? Don't you go off the beaten path?
I'm a turtle grandson, so aren't you a turtle grandfather? I'm a little turtle, you're an old dirty turtle?
The bad old man launched a ruthless attack and even scolded himself, and there was no one left.
The two kowtowed silently.
"Erbai Kuodi, my grandson often loses his soul, and his IQ is not online, I beg you to be merciful, and pity this little calf."
When I heard this, my face turned green.
What does it mean that my IQ is not online?
Asi, this bad old man, am I still your own grandson? Don't bring such a pit grandson.
I suspect I either picked it up on the side of the road or gave it away with a phone bill.
If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't speak out at the critical moment, I would have wanted to talk to this bad old man about life.
Helpless, you are a grandfather, what you say is what, you are happy.
We kowtowed silently again.
"Three worships, God bless, please don't bother again, he is just an ordinary person on the earth, one has no money, two has no appearance, three has no length, four has no ability, five has no talent, please give him a way to live......"
I'll rub it, what, you bad old man, you don't bring such a pit grandson.
Hearing this, my old face was black, full of black lines.
Ahem, I felt compelled to introduce myself.
I am a flower blooming, loved by everyone, graceful, face like a crown of jade, hot little fresh meat, and I have no talent, I want to overflow when I am a little talented, and I become talented by accident.
is such a beautiful man with a beautiful belly of poetry and books, in his eyes, he is nothing.
However, it's hard to say anything, I can't make a sound, so I can only endure it.
After praying, Grandpa burned three yellow talismans.
However, after the rune fire burned out, nothing changed. After waiting quietly for a few seconds, Grandpa still didn't move.
I'm a little scared to stay here and just want to leave as soon as possible. However, Grandpa did not move, as if waiting for something.
The candle next to it is still burning steadily.
I thought to myself that as long as the candle was not extinguished, the crisis would be resolved.
I'm glad in my heart that there was no wind tonight.
The summer night is still a little cold, and under the dim candlelight, the mud Buddha feels terrifying no matter how you look at it.
Flashing and flashing, with a dark and deep color, adding a bit of horror.
I couldn't hold back the panic in my heart anymore, and said weakly: "Grandpa, let's ...... When are we going home? ”
Grandpa's eyes were staring at the three incense sticks.
"There's no rush. See this incense burning. If it is two short and one long or two long and one short, it means that there are three long and two short, and something will happen. At present, the situation is relatively stable. ”
Until now, the three incense sticks are still burning in unison, at a general height.
However, Grandpa still did not relax, and the whole person was extremely nervous.
I thought to myself: Is this reliable?
"Grandpa, is this really as effective as you say?"
"That's ......"
It's just that before Grandpa's words were finished, all of a sudden, the incense burners on both sides suddenly sped up, obviously burning much faster than the one in the middle.
In just a few seconds, it burned half more than the middle one.
My mouth opened wide in shock. How can the same incense burn differently with the same material?
Even if there is a slight difference, it is not so big.
Quite unscientific.
Grandpa's face immediately changed, and the old hand couldn't help shaking slightly, and said in a low tone: "It's not good, two short and one long, that is, three long and two short, a bad omen!" ”
I was on the verge of breaking down in an instant.
Grandpa immediately said sharply: "Quick, take out the paper figure you cut for me." ”
My veteran hand couldn't help but get excited, and trembled and reached out to the package I had prepared before I came.
"Empty?"
Where's my paper man?
Why is it gone?
I was in my bag before I came, why did it suddenly disappear?
At this moment, I screamed in panic.
"Grandpa, paper man, paper man, gone......"
Then, Grandpa stood up, slapped me hard, and shouted angrily, "Bastard, didn't you get ready?" Yes? ”
Looking at my grandfather's angry roar, I was secretly shocked in my heart, I had never seen my master so angry, and I was a little nervous for a while.
It seems that the matter is very serious.
But I did bring it, so why did I disappear for some reason.
His mouth trembled, and he stammered: "Grandpa, I really brought it, and I don't know why it disappeared." ”
The baby's heart is so bitter.
Grandpa suddenly flew into a rage, almost going berserk! When I was about to be furious, my eyes widened in disbelief, and I saw that a young girl dressed in red suddenly appeared under a big tree next to the mud Buddha!
At this moment, there was a storm in my heart.
, it's the female ghost.
Didn't Grandpa say that he used a guiding light to lure her away? How did you find it so quickly?
was about to pee, and pointed at the girl in red tremblingly: "Grandpa, look! ”
Seeing this, the grandfather suddenly shouted: "It's not good, she's here!" ”
Lightning picked up the black black donkey's hooves and the long sword behind his back.
Said to the female ghost in red: "If you want to take him away, I see if you are fast or my sword is fast."
I saw my grandfather's long sword wave.
Hula cut directly across the two lit candles.
Cut down from the center of the fire.
Two flames jumped at the tip of the sword.
Grandpa's hand shook.
The candlelight flew out. One flew towards the female ghost, and the other flew towards the mud Buddha's straw house.
The female ghost saw the candlelight flying in, and instantly disappeared into the night.
Another candle flame ignited the thatched hut directly, and the hula burned instantly.
The flames burst into the sky and illuminated the surroundings.
Grandpa's fierce operation blinded my titanium dog eyes and made me stunned.
Before I could react, my grandfather hurriedly said to me, "Xiaochen, let's go!" Don't look at her, don't look back! Quick, keep up! ”
I've never been in this situation before, and I'm so nervous.
Could it be that this female ghost can't be shaken off?
Immediately did not dare to hesitate, and followed directly. The grandfather and grandson hurriedly shuttled through the mountain forest.
The footsteps are like flying, panic but not chaotic!
However, before we could go far, I suddenly saw a beautiful girl in red standing quietly at the intersection in front of me.
It's the female ghost.
I was shocked and said, "Grandpa, look, she's blocking our way, what now?" ”
Grandpa's hands trembled violently, and his face turned pale with fright. Forcibly calm himself down, there is no other way to do it now, he can only bite the bullet, silently handed me the long sword, and said with a straight face: "Xiao Chen, take it, now we can only force it out, I will rush over with the hooves of the black donkey later, you will assist me by the side, remember, don't be merciful, otherwise we will all die here tonight!" ”
I nodded heavily.
To be merciful to one's enemies is to be cruel to oneself.
If this female ghost wants my life, then I will naturally not be merciful.
"The immortal old man Yuan Tianshen, the heavenly hoof god whipped the seven souls, I looked at the mountains with my eyes, and poured the world with my bare hands...... Haste as a law! ”
After speaking, the grandfather pointed his sword and fingers together, holding a yellow talisman, and the other hand raised the black donkey's hooves in his hand, and rushed over with a brisk stride.
I held the sword in my hand and trembled.
Black dog blood.
Ghosts are afraid of the blood of black dogs.
Before coming, Grandpa specially prepared some black dog blood.
He hurriedly took it out, and then followed it quickly.
Grandpa walked to the side of the red-clothed female ghost in three or two steps, picked up the black donkey's hooves in his hand, and smashed it angrily without hesitation.
At the same time, he held a yellow talisman in his right hand, and it burned with a buzzing sound, and pasted it towards the female ghost.
Behind me, I didn't care about 3727, 4739, I directly raised the black dog blood and splashed it.
The long sword in his hand, stained with black dog blood, slashed down fiercely from top to bottom.
The female ghost disappeared in an instant.
This female ghost's skills are not ordinarily good.
Seems to be a ruthless character.
She's too fast for us to get close.
After three or two clicks, she disappeared without a trace.
This is not a level of battle at all.
Suddenly, I felt a cold wind blowing, and I followed the direction of the wind.
My eyes widened.
"Grandpa, grandpa, look ......"
Directly in front of us, there was a small paper figure walking in small steps.
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Can paper people walk?
It's so bizarre.
It scared the hell out of me.
When I went home before, I also met an inexplicable little paper figure on the road, and when I saw the paper figure standing up in the rearview mirror, I originally thought it was because of the wind brought by the car walking, which caused the paper figure to float up.
Now it seems that I have never gotten rid of that female ghost.