Chapter 308: Don't take such a bully to a bandit!
Sure enough, a minute after the phone hung up, it rang again, Wang Yaozu pressed the speakerphone again, and shouted loudly before the other side could speak: "Who, why don't you let people sleep!" ”
"You're not here in the Galactic Center?" The bandit on the other side was obviously a little unsure, and asked with doubts in his tone.
"Yin, your mother, you are so special to call again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will lead someone to kill you!"
"Yan family property, you come over and try it!" The other side is obviously irritable as well.
"Raised by a son of a bitch, do you dare to tell me where you are, you see if Lao Tzu cuts you to death, it's over!" Wang Yaozu roared loudly, looking very angry to get up.
"the mud horse, whoever doesn't come is the grandson, Lao Tzu is whining in Wan Chai......" The other party said halfway through his words, as if someone had covered his mouth, and he didn't hear it clearly at all, which made Wang Yaozu shake his fist fiercely.
It wasn't until this moment that the onlookers next to him understood what Wang Yaozu's plan was, and they shouted silently one by one, just a little bit!
It's a pity, but I also sighed for Wang Yaozu's sassy operation, damn, this is all out of flowers!
"What are you doing?" A dissatisfied voice rang across the phone.
"You're so sick, what nonsense are you talking to him, and you still tell people the address, do you have this idle time!" Another voice rang out.
"Fuck your uncle, you say, where are you, grandson thief, bad seed, pretend to be a ** with your uncle, don't bring seeds, bring seeds!" Wang Yaozu continued to scold, hoping to give an address over there.
"Smack!" The phone was hung up, and a busy tone rang, Wang Yaozu shook his head with a regretful face, and hung up the phone hatefully, "Which bastard is bad about Lao Tzu, let Lao Tzu know that he killed your son of a bitch with one shot!" ”
"It's a pity!" Feng Yuanwu gave Wang Yaozu a thumbs up, before Cai Yuanqi said that Wang Yaozu was capable, he didn't feel anything, but now it seems that there is really a means, and the case was almost solved.
"It doesn't matter, if one trick doesn't work, change it, it's not a big problem." Wang Yaozu waved his hand indifferently and sat there and continued to wait for the call.
On the other end, the bandit leader snatched the notebook with the phone number written on it, and glared at the person who had just called, "Damn, you can make a mistake with a phone call, Lao Tzu will come by himself!" ”
As he spoke, he picked up the phone and dialed the number in the notebook one by one, and after a busy tone, the phone was connected.
Wang Yaozu pressed the speakerphone again and said in a calm voice: "Hello, I'm Feng Yuanwu. ”
"It's the Galaxy Center Building." The leader of the bandits asked cautiously.
"Yes, what's the matter?" Wang Yaozu continued to ask.
The bandit leader raised his hand at the person next to him, and gave himself a thumbs up, and then continued: "Mr. Feng, we bombed the Galaxy Center, we want to ...... it."
"You want money, and if I don't pay, you're going to continue to blow up my other industries, aren't you?" Wang Yaozu said first.
"Uh......" The bandit leader froze in place, blocking his heart with a sentence and not vomiting unpleasantly, fuck, don't you just want to blackmail some money, why is it so difficult, "What do you mean, surnamed Feng, let me tell you, we can blow up ......"
"If you can blow it up once, you can blow it up a second time, don't you?" Wang Yaozu grabbed the white again.
"You, you ......" The bandit leader's angry head was bursting with green tendons, we are especially bandits, do you know, can you respect us a little!
"Sir, you're the sixth person to call and say you're responsible for the explosion." Wang Yaozu's tone was full of helplessness.
"Huh?" The bandit stood in place with a stunned expression, feeling that his brain was all messed up, and the phone in his hand was snatched by the person next to him, "But, the explosion just now was really done by us!" ”
"This gentleman, everyone who calls says that, and as a victim, I really can't tell which of you is telling the truth and which is false."
"I ......"
The phone was snatched back by the bandit leader again, and he exploded on the spot with all his anger, damn, it's too difficult to be a bandit, it's obviously an explosion case made by Lao Tzu, someone actually wants to cut off the beard,, it's unbearable, roared loudly into the phone: "I warn you, don't play tricks, I called you before, I said we set off the bomb!" ”
"Sir, please calm down and don't get so excited." Wang Yaozu 'tried' to comfort the other party.
Yazi covered her mouth suddenly, she couldn't help it, she almost laughed, and was glared at fiercely by Wang Yaozu.
"I can't calm down!" At this moment, the leader of the bandits has completely escaped his anger, and he doesn't want to bully the bandits like this!
"Sir, in the last six calls, four of them all claimed to have called us to warn us before, and you are the fifth." Wang Yaozu's tone was full of regret.
"This can't be, how do they know what I called before!?" The bandit leader shouted loudly with red faces.
"In fact, basically every month we will receive a blackmail call similar to planting a bomb, this is still better on Hong Kong Island, our business in the United States, basically every week to receive this kind of call, so, really used to it, this is also the reason why we did not do anything, but I didn't expect that this time someone really planted a bomb, too, unexpected!" As he spoke, Wang Yaozu shrugged his shoulders and looked completely immersed in the performance.
"Huh? This, this, this ......" The bandit obviously didn't expect this kind of answer, and his thoughts seemed a little chaotic for a while.
It was half a sound before the voice just rang out, "You don't fucking play tricks on me, you can't be afraid, I warn you, we know that several people were killed just now, but I know you have a big loss." ”
"Mr. Bandit, I don't know your name, let's call you that for the time being, don't you know, this kind of loss is paid by the insurance company, including fire, typhoon, earthquake, etc., this is called accident insurance."
"I ......" The bandit was held back in one breath, and looked at the few people around him with a confused face trying to seek an answer, and the few people next to him were also staring at each other with big bewildered words written on their faces.
Obviously, these years have no culture and no qualifications to be bandits.
"I, I don't believe you have no losses!" When he said this, the bandit leader was obviously lacking in confidence.
"Of course there are losses, but there are still some losses in reputation." Wang Yaozu said indifferently.
"I don't care!" The leader of the bandits was a little broken, and roared loudly: "You have to give money, if you don't give money, I will blow up, bomb your other industries, and blow up every day." ”
"Calm ......"
"I can't calm down!" The bandit leader's hair is blowing up!
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It's impossible to celebrate the festival, it's impossible to celebrate the festival in this life, and I can't do anything else, so I can only barely make a living by coding words at home......
Codeword, codeword at home!!
Old poor man.
It was put on the shelves on August 21, and it has been on the shelves for 40 days today, with 480,000 words updated, and the fireworks are really an unprecedented effort.
Every day is either updating, or busy with the children, and there is no time to spare.
It's been 40 days, and I haven't asked for a ticket or anything, and today is just the holiday, asking for a wave.
Ask for tickets, ask for subscriptions, ask for tips, ask for ...... Holidays!
Happy holidays to all.
The man has a good waist and the woman has a good figure, and they fit together perfectly......