Chapter 0553 Tu Baozi on Love
Fang Yuling's old lady came, and Wang Junfeng and Jiang Chaoyue also came.
It's just that the three of them sit at three tables.
Zhan Tiancheng not only came by himself, but also brought his eldest son Zhan Haitao.
The father and son sat at two tables, probably gathering information about their peers.
Zeng Yushan also came, and after Sun Jianguo wilted, he faintly became the leader of their group of contractors.
Zhang Xiaonan, Fang Zili and Hu Xiangrui also came.
Dong Peiyuan and Xie Honghong were not absent, there was still an empty seat at their table, which should have been reserved for white hands.
Fang Yuling is the only woman, and she is very good at coming to things, and when she saw the white hand, she immediately came over and grabbed him.
"Comrades, comrades, please be quiet."
There was a sudden silence in the hall.
But most of them grinned and watched how Fang Yuling played white.
"Comrades, tell me, am I worthy of Boss Bai?"
The hall shouted, "Worthy, worthy." ”
"Do you support us together?"
"Together, together."
Laughter and applause almost knocked over the screen in the hall.
The white hand was not in a hurry, grabbed Fang Yuling's waist, and asked loudly, "Is it worthy?" ”
"Match, match, match."
But right away, there are quite a few people who deserve to be laughed at.
"Phew, Bah, Bah."
The white hand asked loudly again: "What does the old cucumber mean by painting green paint?" ”
"Pretend to be tender." The audience roared in unison.
Laughing with white hands.
The cheeky Fang Yuling was finally a little embarrassed, and shook off her white hand with a red face.
Dong Peiyuan and Xie Honghong, who can cooperate with the white hands the most, spoke up in time to support.
"Xiaobai, give us a report." Dong Peiyuan shouted.
With a smile on his face, he asked, "What kind of report?" Regarding the development of Hainan, this is a commercial secret, and I will not say it if you kill me. ”
"If you talk about love, let's talk about your love with Fang Yuling." Xie Honghong said with a smile.
Xie Honghong not only said, but also took the lead in applauding.
The hall immediately burst into thunderous applause.
Fang Yuling also clapped her hands and came up, and wanted to hold her white arm.
With a puff of white hands, he plucked onions on the dry land and jumped on the table.
"Everyone, let's not talk about love, let me first talk about a major news in Shanghai."
There was silence in the hall, wanting to hear the news.
"This major news is that a group of soil buns from the countryside, who don't know a few big characters, only to know that they are a contractor when they fall down, not to talk about engineering, not to mention cement, steel, bricks, stones, sand, and even talk about love."
The hall burst into laughter.
"Xiaobai, you're fucking sarcastic about us."
"Xiaobai, your dog's day is also a dirt bun."
White-handed and serious: "This boss is not a bun, but a serious intellectual." All of you here, Zhan Haitao, Wang Junfeng, Jiang Chaoyue and Fang Yuling, are higher than me in terms of their four academic qualifications. But I'm not worse than them, I took a training course at Tongji University and won the first place. I also love to read, and I have read at least a thousand books so far. I'm reading Marx's Capital right now. Tell me, can I not be an intellectual? ”
There was laughter again.
"Xiaobai, intellectuals can't stand on the table."
"Xiaobai, you are a pig's nose with green onions, your dog's elephant."
He paused with his hands and feet, and said with a smile: "If you don't recognize me as an intellectual, then I can't continue." ”
The foremen shouted in unison.
"Intellectuals."
"Dr. White."
The white hand suddenly looked serious, waved his right hand, stretched out his left arm, and recited with emotion.
"Ah, you are a sailboat, I am the sea, and I will carry you in my arms. Ah, you are a tree, I am a vine, and I will entangle you until the earth is dark. Ah, you are one and I are two, and I will contain you forever and ever. Ah, you're a dish and I'm a pot, and I'm going to put you in my pot. Ah, you're feet and I'm shoes, and I'm going to make you wear me forever. Ah, you are a mother and I am a father, and I will marry you as my wife, and with you, I will have many, many sons and daughters......"
Everyone was dumbfounded, this is not the white hand of the contractor, this is the great poet Xiaobai.
White hands said proudly: "How's it, how is it?" This is my improvised poem, which of you would? Someone of my caliber is not an intellectual? Zhan Haitao, Wang Junfeng, Jiang Chaoyue, are you okay? ”
Zhan Haitao shook his hands with a smile, and Wang Junfeng and Jiang Chaoyue shook their heads with a smile.
"To be honest, falling in love with you buns is like playing the piano to a cow, wearing a padded jacket on a June day, either a fool or a psychopath."
Someone smiled and asked, "Xiaobai, tell us what love is." ”
"Love, love is a thing, something we have seen and used. It's paste, you use wheat flour in the north, and we use rice flour in the south, and the paste sticks things, for example, you can stick newspapers to the wall. However, the paste has a shelf life, and it cannot withstand the wind and rain, and cannot withstand the scorching sun, so the paste is unreliable. ”
Someone smiled and asked, "Xiaobai, do you say that money is important, or is love important?" ”
Some people also smiled and asked, "Xiaobai, can money buy love?" ”
The white hand said loudly: "Banknotes are not omnipotent, but no banknotes are absolutely impossible." Money can make ghosts grind, and money can certainly buy love. But, but, ah, love bought with money is as unreliable as paste. As soon as the expiration date is over, damn love is dead. ”
After a pause, he smiled with his white hands: "Tu buns, you better don't talk about love, talk more about banknotes." ”
Someone shouted again: "Xiaobai, you haven't said anything about your love with Fang Yuling." ”
Someone else shouted: "Xiaobai, is there any truth about the love between you and Fang Yuling?" ”
Everyone laughed again.
Fang Yuling also laughed, giggling very loudly.
The white hand himself laughed.
"Damn, you know my girlfriend ran away, isn't it a pot that can't be opened. I'm single now, I crave love, I can't wait for beautiful women to haunt me. But Fang Yuling's old lady is not suitable, she can be my mother in terms of age, and she is a famous flower. Xu Laohei is my friend, if I his wife, he will chase me all over the beach with a knife, I'm afraid of you, comrades. ”
In the burst of laughter, he jumped off the table with his white hands and walked to the table of Dong Peiyuan and Xie Honghong and sat down.
However, everyone's focus was still on Bai Shou, and many people, including Fang Yuling, Zhan Tiancheng and Zeng Yushan, simply surrounded him.
It turned out that Bai Shou had privately instructed Dong Peiyuan and Xie Honghong to let them release the news in advance that he was going to Hainan in the near future.
Old rivers and lakes like Zhan Tiancheng couldn't calm down, "Xiaobai, when are you going to Hainan?" ”
With white hands on his chest, he smiled faintly, "It's coming, I'm still waiting for news, news from the north." ”
Zeng Yushan was puzzled: "Do you have to wait for news from the north when you go to Hainan?" ”