Chapter 32: I'm Not ~
"Since it's not an illusion, it's the means of this bride, which is higher than I imagined~"
Zhang Xuan looked at the ghost bride in the mirror and said, "What are you doing here?" Will it kill me? ”
However, the ghost bride in the mirror did not react,
Zhang Xuan touched behind him, but he touched it empty, and the touch of his fingers clearly showed that what Zhang Xuan touched was just ordinary air.
"Is it a special means? Now lying behind me, obviously not a good person, just don't do it! ”
"Either her strength is not much different from mine, and there is no need to come out, or I haven't activated her killing mechanism yet, and she's waiting for the starting gun to go off!"
"It's just, how did this ghost bride only appear in the mirror? And not in reality? Could it be that she is in a strange world, and she wants to correspond to reality? ”
"Are you alright?" Outside, Chen Daochang shouted, with a trilling voice.
"You wait, I'm fine now!" Zhang Xuan replied: "How do you feel outside, how is the yin qi now?" ”
"The yin qi is still very strong!" Chen Daochang replied.
"Is it getting worse, or is it not changing?"
Zhang Xuan said helplessly, he wanted to determine whether this bride had done it through the yin qi escape situation here.
"No change, the same as before, did something happen to you?" Chen Daochang also realized that something was wrong.
Zhang Xuanxin said, this ghost bride has set the prelude to the attack, but she didn't move, obviously I didn't trigger the start switch, the things in this wedding room, it's better not to move.
Returning to the courtyard by himself, Daochang Chen only felt that Zhang Xuan's body was not only with yin energy, but also with yang energy, which was very weird, but the golden light was still there, and he was a lot more relieved.
"What's going on inside? Is it a ghost to get married? Or did the ghosts fight? Chen Daochang said nervously.
"There's no situation, the bride and groom are doing well, there is nothing in it!"
Zhang Xuan shook his head and said, "Let's just stay until daytime, by the way, where did you find this bride?" ”
"What? Bride has a problem? ”
Chen Daochang is an old Jianghu, and he immediately grasped the key to the problem.
"It's quite keen, yes, it's the bride who has a problem, and a ghost bride appears on my back~"
Zhang Xuan smiled: "But you can only see through the mirror, so you don't have to be afraid!" ”
Although Zhang Xuan said this, Chen Daochang still pulled away more than three meters away from Zhang Xuan and took out a small box.
Inside the box was an old-fashioned razor, Swordfish, with a small mirror.
"I'll go, it's really a ghost bride!!"
In the small mirror, a ghost bride was clearly visible, and Chen Dao screamed.
"yes, I didn't lie to you, but that's the way it is! Now, I'm going to settle accounts with you! ”
Zhang Xuan looked at Chen Daochang's eyes and said:
"You the dead, but they don't get married, but I married a ghost, and this ghost bride is on me, what do you say?"
"Then get a divorce!"
Chen Daochang muttered: "How did I know it would be like this, although I am eating with a mouthful, but the process of yin kissing is still very traditional, unless~"
"Unless what?" Zhang Xuan said curiously.
"Unless this Liu Zhe's soul doesn't dare to get married!" Chen Daochang patted his thigh and said.
"Huh? Are you kidding? It's all ghosts, what's there to be afraid of! ”
Zhang Xuan squinted his eyes and was not good.
"People are still afraid of people, and it's not uncommon for ghosts to be afraid of women! You've trespassed into the cave again, so I've found you! ”
Chen Daochang shook his head and said, looking like a person who had come over.
"Your analysis is really reasonable! But do you guess I'll forgive you? Zhang Xuan almost believed it.
"If you forgive me, I'll tell you the truth~" Chen Daochang was very sincere.
"But this is unreasonable, I didn't worship with her, and I didn't exchange eight characters, why did I get married?" Zhang Xuan couldn't figure it out.
"This is a yin kiss, do you understand a yin kiss? It's just that the qi of the dead is entangled, and it is done! Your current qi is just one yin and one yang, entangled together! Chen Daochang lit a cigarette.
"She won't hurt me?" Zhang Xuan sighed.
"What are you doing? You are her husband, besides, you didn't abandon her, why did she want to hurt you? ”
"When you die, you will officially marry her, and you will burn some houses and cars for her when you go back~" Chen Daochang suggested.
"Don't think that because you're old, I won't dare to hit you~"
Zhang Xuan's big hand was clenched, and the mana long stick was pointed in front of Chen Daochang's nose.
"Don't fight, I'm old, I'll die with half a stick!"
Chen Dao was shocked and hurriedly said, "I remember, there is a more famous ghost bride!" ”
Zhang Xuan put away the mana long stick, and then said, "Anyway, what is the situation?" ”
"That was more than ten years ago, and at that time, it was quite a famous thing in our fortune-telling academic circles and the Xuanmen magic world! Suck~" Chen Daochang took a puff of flue:
"There are a group of tomb robbers, digging a grave, anyway, it is quite rich, there are a lot of things, after selling, a friend in the magic world sensed that the old yin qi on this is very heavy, so I went to report it~"
"This report will be investigated, and this investigation will find that these people are all dead, and a few of them are also carrying the bride on their backs, but they can't catch her!"
"And then?" Zhang Xuan said nervously.
"I can't catch her, I can only watch the ghost bride hurt people, which makes it miserable, she was sucked dry of yang energy, her body withered, and she didn't have any flesh and blood, so she was covered with skin and bones, and the Taoist priest died a lot~"
"You're saying that cultivators can't hide?" Zhang Xuango frowned.
"yes, I didn't hide it, that's how I became famous!"
Chen Dao said: "Later, some seniors speculated that this ghost bride is actually a curse, independent of the world, but connected to the world!" To solve her, you have to lure her out, that is, to find those carrier media! ”
"So, we have to find those artifacts? But it's not scientific, how could those cultural relics fall into this mountain village? ”
Zhang Xuan shook his head and said: "Besides, the ghost bride in the story, is it the ghost bride on my back or two, when the day dawns, I will go to see the bride in the house!" ”
"Anyway, this ghost bride is not on my back, so I am naturally not in a hurry!" Chen Daochang said calmly.
Zhang Xuan had no choice but to re-enter the cave room and consult to find it, but found nothing.
"The clothes on my back and those sitting on this bed are different, and the colors and patterns of the clothes of the two people are different, and the color of the wrists and the appearance of the hands are also different, it seems that they are not alone!"
Zhang Xuan calculated: "Since it's not human, it's something in this room, am I missing something?" Furniture? Quilt? Mosquito nets, paintings, bricks, doors, dishes.
However, these things are all modern things, there is no peculiar atmosphere, and there is no yin qi attached, which is very common.
As the sun rose, this yin energy gradually dissipated, and in the end everything was unharmed, Chen Daochang asked the dead couple to be buried, and the two left at noon.
"I'll give you all the money this time! It's my part, if only your lover didn't come to me! ”
In front of the bus station, Chen Daochang gave Zhang Xuan the income of 50,000 yuan.
"You're suddenly generous?"
Zhang Xuan accepted the money: "This business, I have lost a lot!" That's not enough, I tell you! ”
"It's not enough, I can't help it! Anyway, we're two clear! Chen Daochang shook his head and said.
"Ding Ding Ding Ding~"
Zhang Xuan wanted to refute, but the phone rang.
"Hey, hello, are you Master Zhang Xuanzhang?"
Inside the phone was a middle-aged man's voice, sounding anxious.
"I'm Zhang Xuan, may I ask who you are?"
"I'm Luo Zhongfa, introduced by Manager Xu Zirong Xu, I heard that you are a first-class ghost hunter, we want to ask you to help!"
Luo Zhongfa gave a brief introduction to his situation, he had encountered a ghost in his company.
To be precise, his quarry has been haunted recently, and two people are dying every week for a month and a half, and there is really no way to do it.
At this time, Xu Zirong, who was a victim of ghosts, had the responsibility and obligation to introduce Zhang Xuan to his business partner, so he called Luo Zhong.
"Got business?"
Chen Daochang's eyes lit up when he heard about the quarry, this is a big business, and drinking some soup is enough for a year.
The enthusiastic eyes hit Zhang Xuan's face.
"I understand the situation, my offer, you know it, right?" Zhang Xuan asked with a smile.
"Clear, a million a day!"
Luo Zhongfa nodded and said, "I don't know when you will come to Sharp Knife Ridge, Master?" ”
"Buy your tickets now, and you'll be there tomorrow morning!"
Zhang Xuan smiled: "Call you then!" ”
Hanging up the phone, Chen Daochang's face stiffened.
He heard Zhang Xuan's offer, one million a day, and he agreed, if it dragged on for ten days and half a month, he would not die.
"Fellow Daoist, you're tired~"
Chen Daochang said flatteringly, Zhang Xuan shook his head and said:
"I'm going to the mining area, don't be stoned to death where you go, besides, it's a month and a half in that place, two people die every week, it's not something you can bear!"
Ignoring Chen Daochang, Zhang Xuan searched for news, after all, there may be statements from the parties on the Internet.
Sure enough, there really was, when the quarry man died, his eyes were wide open, and there were no wounds on his body, and he was scared to death.
Luo Zhongfa's subsidy is 800,000 yuan for the death of one person, and if he dies one or two, he can still eat and live, but if he dies too much, not only does he not make money, but no one dares to do it.
Originally, the mine was open 24 hours a day, but now it can only work during the day and stop work at night, which reduces half of the income, and the big boss can't bear it.
"It's the devil who harms people!"
Chen Daochang stood behind Zhang Xuan, looked at the news in Zhang Xuan's notebook and nodded:
"I'm going to go with you this time! We are the best partners, I calculate, you attack, I watch the qi, you strike, the perfect match! ”
"Okay, okay, don't make any noise, let's take you there!"
Zhang Xuan shook his head and said, Chen Daochang happily went to buy a ticket, he had already fallen into the eyes of money.
Turning around to Jiandaoling, Zhang Xuan in the car was concerned about the curse of the ghost bride, but unfortunately it was just a movie, and there was no strange record.
"Daochang Chen, you are old, and you have traveled from south to north, have you ever encountered a curse of a more evil sect, similar to a ghost bride?" Zhang Xuan asked, anyway, the car is boring, so it can be regarded as passing the time.
Hearing Zhang Xuan's words, Chen Daochang rarely became serious, he is now going to eat with Zhang Xuan, so he naturally wants to talk to Zhang Xuan, and after a while, Chen Daochang said:
"I have passed the death of the people, and I have also presided over the sacrifice to the heavens, the Yellow River Niangniang, the Sending Son Niangniang, the Dragon God, and the sacrifice of the River God, but to say the most evil one, the Sending the Son Niangniang impressed me the most~"
"It was more than ten years ago, there was a rural pregnant woman, during the prenatal examination, she found that she was pregnant with a pair of twins, and as a result, when she gave birth, there was a child eating child!"
"When the first child was born, an arm came out, and when the second child was born, the child was holding a head in his hand, and it had been gnawed beyond recognition"
"At that time, the person in charge of delivering the baby was a goddess, and she didn't know that the child was born, and as soon as the child was born, she bit off one of the goddess's fingers!"
"This is amazing, even the ghost fetus is not so evil, this baby has already grown teeth in the belly, and if he wants to eat meat, he will bite his brother to death!"
"That kid ate the flesh and blood of two people, it's already very strong, the goddess is not an opponent, she was bitten and screamed, and the people outside heard it and rushed in!"
"That's a miserable, the mother is dead, the baby has eaten the brother, and is still biting the midwife, the house is full of blood, I originally came to name the child, and when I saw this kind of thing, I went up!"
"If you kill each other in the womb, you will have resentment, and if you eat blood and food, you are about to become sperm, so I will ask people to find the big rooster, cut off the cockscomb, and sprinkle the blood!"
The boy immediately burst into tears, and if he could cry, it meant that he was still saved! But the rooster's comb didn't have much blood, so I called someone to bring the big scale to suppress his murderous spirit. ”
"It's not enough to just suppress it, you have to eliminate it, let people go to find a mulberry tree to peel the bark, turn it into a whip, let his father beat it, and scold it while beating, so that your kid is disobedient!"
"After half an hour, the child cried and began to vomit, and the flesh and blood he ate were vomited, and the resentment on his body was eliminated, and the teeth in his mouth fell out, and he became an ordinary baby!"
Later, I asked, did you do a bad thing before, or did you provoke some bad person? The family stopped talking, and was cursed! ”
"Do you know what's going on with this curse of the child-giving mother?" Zhang Xuan also became nervous.
"I'm learning orthodox Mai physiognomy, and I don't know how to do other evil ways!"
Chen Daochang shook his head and said, "However, this kind of poisonous technique hurts the heavens and harms reason, and it will inevitably be counterattacked!" ”
"It's amazing that the baby has long teeth! These demons are a bit unique! ”
Zhang Xuan touched his chin and said, "You know what? Even with modern technology, it is difficult to accelerate the cultivation of human body with cell division."
"Everything has its own laws, and you can't force it! Hybrid rice grows fast and abundantly, but the taste is a little worse! Chen Daochang suddenly lost interest.
After getting out of the car, the two found a hotel to stay in, and rushed to the quarry early the next morning, Luo Zhongfa and his secretary were already waiting.
"You are Master Zhang Xuanzhang!"
Luo Zhongfa immediately shook Chen Daochang's hand, which made Zhang Xuan a little embarrassed.
"Hahaha, the old Taoist surname is Chen, and he is Zhang Xuan's old friend!"
Chen Daochang stroked his beard and smiled, but it was a fairy style.