I took a step back, but I didn't want to bump into Zhang Ying's chest, and the huge elasticity made me have endless aftertastes.

"What are you doing!?" Zhang Ying covered his chest, because the light came in from the window, it could only shine about a meter below the window, so I couldn't see Zhang Ying's expression at all.

It's over, it's treated like a pervert! I hurriedly explained, "Look, there's an offering table over there, I think there's something wrong here, why don't we change the room?" ”

Zhang Ying didn't agree, saying that if she went out now, she would have to clean the classroom for a semester.

Yes, since it is a game, there are naturally lottery heads, and our lottery head is the losing group to clean the classroom for a whole semester.

Not only that, Zhang Ying also had to go closer to see the statue, since then I am convinced of a sentence, the more chest the brain, the more difficult it is to use, and the nutrition is used to increase the size when developing, and the intelligence points naturally can't keep up.

The big-breasted beauty was in front, and I couldn't be cowardly, so I had to go with her to the altar.

It is said to be an offering, but in fact, it is a single table covered with a red cloth, and there is a candle at each corner, all of which have been burned, and there is a copper incense burner in front of the statue, which is actually square.

Later, after learning professional knowledge, I learned that the shape of the incense burner is still said in it, the so-called god round ghost square, the incense burner dedicated to ghosts is square, such as the incense burner in the cemetery, there is no round.

And the statue is even more weird, although I don't know much about these, but I have seen Journey to the West and the list of gods, this statue does not match any immortal, or it does not look like an immortal.

When I used to go to buy burnt paper, I also saw the statues of gods on the shelves in the store, most of them sitting upright on thrones, dressed in brocade robes, with majestic and kind faces.

But the left foot in front of us was raised, stepping on a coffin, with two skulls hanging from his waist, his left hand was cut off from his elbow, his right hand was holding a ghost-headed knife upside down, his red hair was scattered, his eyes were triangular, his nose was facing the sky, and he was still a wide lip, but he just made a smiling expression, how awkward and awkward.

I was contemplating the idol when I suddenly felt someone behind me hugging my waist, and two large balloons pressed directly against my shoulder blades.

"Labor Day, what kind of fairy is this, how did it grow like this?" Zhang Ying's voice came from my ears, and the heat hit my ears, making my heart itch.

Wickedly, this is! I thought to myself.

"I don't think this is like a fairy, but like some kind of demon and monster, let's stay away from him." I said.

As soon as he heard the demons and monsters, Zhang Ying hurriedly let go of my waist and stepped back.

I also distanced myself from the idol, and I don't know if I was mistaken, but when I said he was a demon and a monster, his hair seemed to move.

There are no windows in the classroom, so how can the hair of the idol move?

To be on the safe side, Zhang Ying and I simply ran to the window in the back row of the classroom and sat down, because this place was the farthest away from the statue, and there was a back door in the classroom, so it was convenient to escape if something happened.

What I didn't expect was that there was a sound of uh-huh-ahh across the wall, it was the classroom where Feilong and Zhou Tong entered, and these two people actually got involved here.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward, Zhang Ying and I glanced at each other, under the dim light, her face was very red, and I didn't know if it was because of alcohol or something else.

In order to alleviate this mysterious embarrassment, we had to start an awkward conversation, from elementary school to high school.

I don't know how long we talked without saying a word, but the next door was finally quiet.

"Ahh Just as I was wondering when it would be a head, a scream with extremely high decibels came.

The voice of the person who made it had a sharp voice, with a sense of artificiality, a sound that I was so familiar that only the second chair could make it.

It's a sissy, could it be that he and Li Sisi had an accident?

At that time, Zhang Ying and I didn't think much about it, and rushed out of the classroom through the back door.

However, there was no one in the hallway, and no one else responded, and a feeling of falling into a trap rose from my heart.

Soon everyone else came out, and the sissy had a treacherous smile on her face, and sure enough, they calculated a routine for me and Zhang Ying together.

Zhang Ying reasoned with them, but it didn't work at all, and everyone thought that we lost.

Zhang Ying said that it was not fair, and there was a strange idol in the classroom where we were staying, and we both persevered.

When they heard this, they ran into the classroom behind us with curiosity, and soon surrounded the altar and pointed there.

There are really many people with great power, and they are not afraid of the gods and statues that are so weird.

The fat dragon came up with a bad idea, saying that he would light the candle and put incense on the statue, and it should be very cool to see his red face.

There is a way for a husband to sing with a wife, and Zhou Tong was the first to agree.

I said that this idol looks evil, so don't provoke it.

I wasn't like this before, although I wasn't as unshy as Zhao Qitian, but I didn't believe in these things, but the things that happened from high school to today have made my concept begin to change.

I don't say it's okay, so Zhao Qitian immediately agreed to Feilong's proposal, saying that it was just a clay puppet.

As soon as he said it, Feilong first lit the candles on both sides with a lighter, and then pulled out three incense sticks from the incense barrel on the windowsill.

While lighting incense with the flame of a candle, he said that he would make a wish, and if he could fulfill it, he would bring the idol back to the dormitory and make offerings.

Zhao Qitian scoffed at this, but didn't say much.

Compared to these, I am more curious about who placed the idol here, and what is the purpose?

In recent years, there are so many people who worship gods and Buddhas at home, and it has become a trend, so why bother to offer Tai'an here.

The fat dragon has lit the incense, and the incense doesn't know what the material is, the flames are very big, and when the fat dragon blows out the flames, a puff of black smoke comes out, which is very choking.

"This ...... Great God, if Zhang Ying can kiss Labor Day within ten minutes, I will take you back to the bedroom to make offerings. ”

The fat dragon bowed to the idol and said in a matter-of-fact manner.

Everyone was stunned, especially me and Zhang Ying, with a look of what you were teasing me.

Zhao Qitian and the others laughed heartily after reacting, saying that the wish of the fat dragon is really wonderful, not to mention that it is a god statue, even if the gods come, it is not reliable.

Zhang Ying and I have only known each other for a day, and there are still so many audiences here, even if Zhang Ying is open, he can't do this kind of thing in public.

Annoyed and angry, Zhang Ying gave Feilong a few pestles, saying that if he dared to talk nonsense again, he would tell him and Zhou Tong what had just happened.

The fat dragon's laughter stopped abruptly, and Zhou Tong was also dumbfounded, with an embarrassed look of private affairs being punctured.

Everyone is a smart person, and they saw through the mystery in an instant, and they all showed meaningful smiles.

When the fat dragon saw that the matter was revealed, he stiffened his neck and said as if you hadn't done it.

I didn't get involved, but kept paying attention to the time on my phone and the changes in the shadow on the side, and my intuition told me that it was better to be careful.

Sure enough, Zhang Ying, who was still aggressive just now and wanted the fat dragon to look good, suddenly stopped talking, and the time had only passed five minutes.

I leaned over to her and whispered to her what was wrong, but Zhang Ying lowered her head and her hair covered her face, so she didn't pay attention to me at all.

Depend on! I cursed in my heart and began to slowly retreat.

Don't really make any moths, it's naturally a good thing to have a beautiful woman send a fragrant kiss, but if it's because of the role of the god statue, it makes people feel guilty.

However, before I could move a meter away, Zhang Ying suddenly moved.

Like a predatory leopard, she pounced on her directly, so fast that I didn't have time to react, but I could vaguely see that her eyes under her hair seemed to be shining with a strange red light.

I was thrown to the ground by her, crushed under me, her hair spread out and wrapped around my head like an octopus, and the next moment, her lips fell on my face.

Quiet, deathly silence, through the gaps in Zhang Ying's hair, I found that everyone seemed to have been struck by lightning, stupid.

I wanted to push Zhang Ying away, but she had already fainted, and I didn't push it twice.

It took a long time for the others to react, Lin Tingcheng and Li Sisi set up Zhang Ying with their hands and feet, and Zhao Qitian pulled me up.

I looked at the statue of the god, then at the fat dragon, and in my heart I had already greeted all eight generations of his ancestors.

Lao Wang came up to play a round and said that Zhang Ying must have drunk too much, and the strength of the wine came up.

Everyone said yes, especially the fat dragon, this thing is too weird, the way he looked at the idol was wrong, and now that he is killed, it is estimated that he will not fulfill his promise to bring the idol back to the dormitory to make offerings.

Even if he wanted to, we wouldn't agree, this idol is so evil, isn't it okay to bring it back!

Seeing that it's going to be twelve o'clock, something like this has happened, no one wants to stay here, so they just go back to their respective homes to find their own mothers.

Lin Tingcheng, Li Sisi, Zhou Tong and the sissy carried Zhang Ying back to the dormitory like a corpse, and when the sissy came back, we turned off the lights and went to bed.

It was my first night in the university dormitory, and it was very unpleasant, I dreamed of that strange idol, in which he came to life, chasing me from behind, and I couldn't get rid of it no matter how hard I ran.

When I was woken up, it was already ten o'clock at noon, Zhao Qitian and the sissy didn't know where to run, I opened the big group and added Zhang Ying's friends, and she agreed in seconds.

Without waiting for me to ask her, she said that she had no memory of what happened last night, and today Lin Qingcheng only found out when they laughed at her, and said sorry, invite me to dinner another day.

The beauties have said so, what else can I say, but to say that it is my honor to get her fragrant kiss.

After chatting with Zhang Ying for a while, I suddenly felt very hungry and ordered a takeout.

When I got dressed and was about to wash my face, I noticed that the fat dragon was still asleep, and when I was getting dressed, the movement was very loud, and he didn't wake up.

When I got closer, I realized that something was wrong, Fat Dragon's face was so pale, and there was actually a black line extending from his chin upwards, through his lips, philtrum, the bridge of his nose, the center of his eyebrows, Yintang, and all the way to his hairline!