Chapter 305: Hello everyone, my name is Bai Dayu
At the time, I thought he was writing for ghosts.
It just so happened that the boss was here, looking for an opportunity to ask him about Yin and Yang Pisces.
Why is it just the right size?
It's like a set.
It's magical.
The main thing is, I feel that this yin and yang Pisces is a bit evil.
I'm afraid it's a bit unlucky to carry it on my body.
At this moment, the shopkeeper was directing a few people behind him, carrying some alms and other things.
Look at it like this, it should all be burned, that is, for your own fake newlyweds.
Looking at the paper in front of me, colorful, varied, strange.
I felt terrified and creepy.
Especially the color above.
One more look, I feel like I'm about to shut myself up.
There were houses, horses, cars, televisions, refrigerators, sofas, wardrobes, tables, stools, and some boys and girls.
It looks wicked.
Isn't this burned to the dead?
These things are usually prepared when someone dies.
To put it bluntly, it is a funeral.
I shuddered.
Fortunately, it was only a fake marriage.
However, this is enough to show that the trickery demon monk has carefully prepared for this operation.
But I always feel weird.
Especially when I saw the pair of boys and girls, I couldn't help but shudder.
Wearing a small hat on his head, short shoes on his feet, a red paper face, a green paper coat, and most importantly, he seems to have an expression.
When I saw them, I couldn't help but think of the night when Grandma Wang, who took them in, died.
I also saw a few paper figurines in the sky.
They were supposed to be there to join in the fun.
It's like people have a happy event and join in the fun.
However, think about it, it is a mourning event for us living people, and a happy event for yin ghosts.
The owner of the white shop, when he saw me coming towards him, said in surprise: "Yo, you shouldn't be the groom official, right?" ”
I was also a little surprised, I really didn't expect that the owner of the white shop would close his doors for a few days and go to a happy event to organize a secret marriage for himself!
It seems that the tricky demon monk has put a lot of thought into it.
In any case, even if it's a look, at least it has to be very similar. I nodded lightly and said, "Well, it's me!" ”
No wonder Lin Guanghui felt that it was not a good thing when he heard about the marriage before.
Now, it doesn't seem like a good thing.
It's like a dead man.
Fortunately, it was just a fake marriage, otherwise, I wouldn't have agreed.
The owner of the white shop immediately bowed his hand politely and said, "Congratulations, congratulations, this is a blessing." ”
Congratulations?
the groove.
You're a bad old man, you're bad.
I don't have any joy anyway. Instead, it felt like he was sarcastic about me.
Moreover, the things he brought were all burned for the dead!
This is clearly a funeral.
There is also Yin Fu.
Give me all the calves.
If you want to like it, I'll give it to you.
I'm not uncommon.
Now, I was only forced to make this decision.
I'm still a little upset.
The first time I saw a yin marriage, I was a little scared.
Although it is a fake marriage and a walking formality, I am extremely resistant now.
It's scary.
You must know that this can be described as a funeral. Will it bring bad luck to yourself in the future?
Moreover, since this shopkeeper understands yin and yang things, why did he hang a ghost lamp in his store in the first place?
I feel like this boss is a bit weird.
I opened my mouth and asked, "Boss, aren't these things for the dead?" ”
The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Young man, how much wine have you drunk to get drunk like this?" We are professionals, and these are the must-haves for a secret marriage. It's the first time you've got married, right? So inexperienced? ”
When this guy said the word "secret marriage", he specially accentuated his tone. It seems to be deliberately reminding myself that I am married to a yin marriage, not a yang marriage.
However, it was my first time getting married, and I didn't have much experience.
I've never seen anyone get married before.
I'm really worried about whether this will bring bad luck to me.
Although it is a fake marriage, it's really hard to say about luck.
Now, I can't care about that much.
A few female ghosts can't wait for my life, and if it drags on like this, I don't know how long I can live.
Either way, let's kill them first.
Then I couldn't wait to ask about the Yin and Yang Pisces, and said, "Boss, what is the matter with the Yin and Yang Pisces that you gave me for nothing that day?" I felt that it was precious, like something from an ancient tomb. ”
truly
The rust and mold on that thing looked like it had been formed after a long period of precipitation.
I think it's probably something from a tomb.
When the owner of the white shop heard this, his expression changed in seconds, and his brows were slightly wrinkled.
His mood was visibly flustered.
I feel like I'm being pitted.
It seems that this boss is not a novice. It's about knowing something.
Maybe it's dirty.
Suddenly there was an ominous premonition.
And that ghost lamp.
It's clear that the boss did it on purpose.
He carefully paid attention to it, but no one around him noticed him, so he lowered his voice and said, "Yin and Yang Pisces? Isn't that exactly what you wanted? At that time, I saw that you sincerely wanted it, and you didn't have much money, so I was selfless and kind, and gave it to you directly. Don't say it, it's always valuable, big baby, it's pretty rare. You can't have sold it yet, have you? ”
Big baby?
Worth the money?
It seems that this thing is really something from the ancient tomb.
After all, the average person wouldn't collect it.
Generally, Yin and Yang Pisces carry evil meanings and are ominous signs.
I feel a little weird.
This boss still knows the origin of this thing.
I said, "How can I sell it, although I don't have any money, I'm not a poor dick." Okay, very much. ”
The boss nodded lightly and said in a low voice: "Then it's good to keep it alive, don't lose it." ”
What?
Let me keep it safe?
What the heck?
Why?
What is the origin of this yin and yang pisces?
What am I doing with this thing?!
What's in it for me?
At that time, I really just wanted to help the shopkeeper, thinking that he was a novice and wanted to help him deal with the ghost lantern thing.
However, this man's attitude was very unfriendly.
I was more kind-hearted, and I had no choice but to buy something so that he could sell me the ghost lamp.
Who knows, he said that the yin and yang Pisces and the ghost lantern are a pair.
It is with my heart.
I took the ghost lamp away.
This shows that the owner of this shop must know some of the situation.
"Then what is the origin of this yin and yang Pisces? Why did you say that it was a pair with the ghost lantern in the first place? After all, I couldn't help but ask.
However, he pretended not to hear anything, ignored it, and walked away.
the groove.
What a weirdo.
What does it mean?
Believe it or not, I'll send you something back?
I hate itchy.
In between, the shopkeeper grabbed a large handful of paper money in his hand and swayed it into the air.
At night, the mountain wind is very strong, and the paper money is dancing with the wind, scattered all over the ground.
Then I heard him say loudly: "Heavenly Spirit Spirit...... Earth Spirit ...... Heaven and Earth Spirit...... Spirits of all walks of life...... The tired ghost sent the eldest brother to show the way......"
Looking at his Shinto appearance, he looks very professional.
Just like my old man.
After inquiring, I learned that the owner of the white shop has a name that is difficult for ordinary people to guess!
Because when this boss was born, it suddenly rained heavily that day!
Speaking of which, I think you should have guessed the name of this white boss, right?
(Everyone, do you already have the answer in your heart, see the following, hold back, don't laugh!) )
Yes, that's right!
His name is Bai Dayu!
I was shocked when I heard the name.
The one who can come up with this name is definitely biological.
Identification completed.
The white heavy rain was decently sprinkled with piles of paper money on the Sifang Mountain Road.
Throw one after the other.
As if he was the richest man in the world.
Walk all the way, throw all the way.
Paper money was everywhere.
As the saying goes, money opens the way.
I think Bai Dayu is building a good relationship.
After all, there will definitely be a lot of yin ghosts coming to join in the fun.
So as not to get out of the fork.
After scattering it around, he took out a black piece from a box he had with him.
It's dark, like chocolate.
I just ate it.
This scene instantly reminded me of the scene where Ye Yao took the elevator in the ghost building, and she suddenly ate a piece of black things!
Then he performed the Yin and Yang Technique.
Visually, it should be mud.
Ghosts eat mud!
Ye Yao is a female ghost, I can understand eating that thing.
But what is this white rain doing with that thing?
Maybe because it was dark, I didn't see the specifics clearly.
He also ate it secretly.
If I hadn't been staring at him, it wouldn't have been noticeable.
After Bai Dayu finished eating the black thing in his mouth, he shouted strangely.
The tone is like singing Peking Opera.
The tone is abrupt and quite rhythmic.
The sound echoed through the mountains for a long time.
For some reason, when I listen to this voice, I always feel like I have traveled back in time and returned to the era of Xu Xian White Snake.
As a modern young person, I really don't appreciate this kind of performance art.
There was even a feeling of little fear in my heart.
In this kind of night, this deserted mountain top only feels cold.
In the hand of the white heavy rain, he also held a white paper stick.
Like a music conductor, he swings left and right, sometimes spinning, sometimes rotating, a bit like a sheep's madness.
I really don't understand what he's up to.
Maybe we don't understand the world of the masters.
I've been on the sidelines, silently waiting.
I wanted to find an opportunity to ask him what was going on with the yin and yang Pisces.
Why can that yin and yang Pisces fit perfectly with the yin and yang box?
Moreover, this guy seems to be evasive.
You can hide from me.
I approached several times, but he always deliberately stayed away from me, as if I were a Bimawin.
Helpless.
I can only wait in silence.
Night is slowly falling.
The mountain breeze is blowing slowly, and the air in the mountains is still a little cold at night.
I was thinly dressed, and I couldn't help coughing twice for a while.
The smoke around him gradually became heavier.
Originally, the water vapor in the mountains was very heavy, and for a while, it was like fog in a winter morning.
Bai Dayu glanced around, saw that it was almost there, and looked up at the sky slightly.
Above the sky, a bright moon hung high, and bursts of dark clouds were also floating.
Then he said, "The hour is almost up." ”
Then, he began to beckon the guys behind him to get to work!
He took the white paper stick in his hand, half-squatted down in one place, and tapped it lightly three times.
Drawing a large circle along the place where the white paper stick had been struck, a fire was lit.
Immediately after that, the employees threw piles of alms into the fire in an orderly manner, and the fire burned in an instant.
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