Boom! Boom! Boom!

The church bell rang three times, and two men dressed in clerical attire sat on the pews at the end of the church, looking blankly at the small half-circle of aunts in front of them.

"Boom...... Father, I deliberately wore a newly bought red dress today, but Uncle Li didn't react at all. You say, was he hooked by the sauerkraut Shih Tzu in the West Street vegetable market? ”

An aunt in a red dress felt sorry for herself in the crowd, attracting other acquaintances to comfort her one after another.

"This ......"

The priest maintained a warm smile and comforted softly: "Aunt Liu, don't be discouraged, although our hardware may be a little worse than that Xi Shi, we can start with the software!" ”

"Software?"

Aunt Liu's old face turned red, and she said shyly: "Although we have been married once, I don't have much experience in this area......

"Hey! What do you think! ”

The priest hated that iron could not be made of steel, and patted his thigh and said, "I'm talking about the inside!" Do you know it from within! What is missing in today's middle-aged and elderly people is spiritual communication! If you want to chase Uncle Li down, you must find a long-term common language! ”

"A common language?"

Aunt Liu paused slightly, and then said with a bitter face: "I know he likes to play chess in the community, but I won't either." ”

"You don't have to learn this."

The priest hooked his finger and whispered, "I've already checked for you, Uncle Li's deceased wife often goes to the community court to dance after dinner, and what she likes to wear is red." If you work hard in this aspect, maybe you can let him find the shadow of his former lover? ”

"Oooh oh !!"

Aunt Liu suddenly realized.

"That's right, Aunt Liu! At the end of next month, there will be a square dance competition in the community, and I will give you my position as the lead dancer, and when we win the first place, we will not be fascinated by Lao Li. ”

"Yes, yes, our community is strong, and it is not a problem to win the first place."

"I also know that Lao Li has a bad temper, but in fact, he has the least resistance to those who engage in art. What sauerkraut Shih Tzu, who is she your opponent of Xicheng Jinlian? ”

The aunts around him have given assists.

"You ......"

Aunt Liu burst into tears and was very moved.

"Come on, Aunt Liu, strive to kill Uncle Li next month!" The priest encouraged.

"Father, you are such a good man, are you free this weekend? I'll fish out Uncle Liu's daughter for you, she just graduated from college this year, and the water is very tender. Aunt Liu said gratefully.

"Yes, Father, you are not too young, you have to think about the next generation." Another aunt also chimed in.

"Don't worry, we are here, and you can choose the girls in Xicheng District."

"Huh?"

The priest was stunned suddenly, why did it suddenly happen to him?

"That's not necessary......" he said with a quick wave of his hand.

"Yes, yes." A dry aunt is enthusiastic.

"No, no, no."

"Yes, yes."

……

Looking at the lively scene ahead, one of the blonde clergymen looked at his companion and asked, "Bishop Guise, what do you think?" ”

"I think he's right. Some social surveys have shown that middle-aged and elderly people in China do have some deficiencies in spiritual life. The bishop named Guise nodded.

“……”

The blonde bishop was silent for a while, then changed his words: "I mean, how can we, the Holy Church, convey the gospel to the world, noble and selfless, so low to mortals? ”

"You're wrong, Bishop Nash."

Bishop Guise shook his head and said, "The Father has come to earth in the flesh of Jesus to experience the sensual world of mankind. As servants of our Heavenly Father, we should not be ashamed. ”

"Can he be compared to Heavenly Father?" Bishop Nash snorted.

"I said, a servant of the Father." Bishop Guise corrected.

Suddenly, footsteps came from behind him, sharpening the eyes of both bishops.

Keese: "Do you feel it?" ”

Nash: "Well, that's a big evil! ”

The two bishops stood up vigilantly and looked at Cheng Hai, who had just walked in the door.

Keese: "A wizard. ”

Nash: "Well, the cursed necromancer! ”

"Oh? And know I'm cursed? ”

Cheng Hai raised his eyebrows and said, "Then do you want to provide free exorcism services here?" ”

As he expected, the people of the Holy Religion had arrived.

The two people in front of him were filled with a divine aura, just like the sun at eight or nine o'clock, which made the forbidden eye feel dazzling.

Well......

The glorious and righteous Holy Religion.

"What are you doing here?" Bishop Nash said with an unkind face.

In their territory, almost all the necromancers who dared to take the lead were dead.

"This is Hagi Sea in Huaguo, so how can you say that it is also our territory?"

Cheng Hai smiled and took out Xu Qiufan's ghost card.

"Yellow Springs? Are you from Yellow Springs? Bishop Guise exclaimed.

"How can the messenger of Yellow Springs be a necromancer?" Bishop Nash was also incredulous.

"Do you understand studying abroad? Will the Easterners make such a fuss about the skills of the West? Cheng Hai spread his hands, completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem.

"Study abroad? Which school? Who is your mentor? Nash said warily.

He couldn't believe that the necromancer could actually start a lecture?

"Are you a good guy? Why don't you tell me your mother's last name first? It's not your turn to conduct a census in China, right? Cheng Hai said angrily.

If he asks like this, he won't be able to answer.

Ji Youzhu: "......"

is so irritable, it seems that when Cheng Hai usually scolds her, he still scolds lightly.

"My mother's name is Anne Morris." Bishop Nash replied.

"My mother's name is Catherine Adelaide." Bishop Guise replied as well.

Ji Youzhu: "......"

Cheng Hai: "......"

Why are these foreigners so upright?

It made him embarrassed.

"Well, since you have asked in good faith, then I will tell you with great mercy." Cheng Hai's eyes were blazing, and he said respectfully: "My mentor is called Wang Defa Alexander. ”

“wtf？”

Ji Youzhu repeated the name and couldn't help laughing.

"Wang Defa?!"

"You mean...... Professor Wang Defa Alexander?! ”

The two bishops were stunned, and their shocked expressions were like knowing that the mother who had raised them for many years was actually their own sister, and they felt like the sky was about to fall!

"Impossible! When pigs fly! Bishop Nash said angrily.

"You are slandering Professor Wang Defa! I'm going to duel you! Bishop Guise was even more furious.

Cheng Hai: "......"

I didn't expect that the status of the wizard in the academic world was so high that it could make two saints angry.

However, he was not here to fight, and naturally he would not respond to a duel with Bishop Guise.

"Let me speak of you, and it is you who do not believe now. Why, then, do you ask me questions? Cheng Hai threw down a philosophical proposition and pulled Ji Youzhu into the church.

"You ......"

Bishop Nash tried to follow, but Bishop Guise grabbed him by the shoulder and shook his head.

"Alas!"

Bishop Nash punched the air, his face full of gloom.

Necromancer can kill, but with the identity of Huangquan, the nature is different.

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