Chapter 297: Love Is Like Poop

"Teacher Hu, Teacher Liu, you have also been busy all afternoon, don't leave for a while, I'll have a treat, let's go to the second floor of the canteen and have a good time."

At six o'clock in the evening, Teacher Lin closed the door to thank the guests, and Chen Fan spoke.

"I'll please."

Lin Ruoxi said.

How can there be a treat for students?

However, Hu Zhuang waved his hand and said, "Teacher Lin, you're a student who often performs S-level tasks now!" Some time ago, I completed an SS-level mission! ”

"Rich!"

"His money, don't spend it in vain!"

Hearing this, Lin Ruoxi said, "I also have money." ”

Hu Zhuang: "......"

Liu Yan patted Hu Zhuang's thick shoulder and said, "Teacher Hu, what kind of money are you doing in front of Teacher Lin?" Isn't this looking for excitement? ”

Chen Fan said with a smile: "Don't fight, the teacher has broken through, and I'm very happy to be a student." ”

"Moreover, Mr. Lin has taken extraordinary care of me for most of the past six months, this meal, I please!"

Hu Zhuang just wanted to praise Chen Fan for being sensible, but Chen Fan looked at Lin Ruoxi and said, "Teacher Lin, a meal costs a few thousand credits at most, which is nothing." ”

Hu Zhuang: "......"

Pierced the old iron!

You must know that at the level of Hu Zhuang and Liu Yan, they are also performing S-level tasks and SS-level tasks on weekdays, and they are also busy with school and student affairs, and they are not all performing tasks.

The credits you get also have to buy resources to cultivate and equip yourself, and there is not much left.

It still hurts to take out a few thousand credits to invite guests to dinner!

"Sister Xue, Sister Mengmeng, Sister Mo, you all should be together."

Chen Fan beckoned everyone together.

Looks like he's about to bleed!

Come to the second floor of the restaurant.

asked for a private room, and everyone began to chat.

After all, Mr. Lin's breakthrough is a great event, and someone has invited guests to dinner, so the atmosphere at the dinner table will naturally not be bad.

"Teacher, student Chen Fan, congratulations on your breakthrough!"

At the dinner table, Chen Fan replaced wine with tea and raised a glass to congratulate.

"He Di-level!"

The rest of the heat was also toasted.

The atmosphere is thoroughly reached**.

Lin Ruoxi is also bold, and those who come directly do not refuse, and the amount of wine is wonderful!

Moreover, Chen Fan wanted to go over and pour the wine, but Lin Ruoxi directly grabbed it domineeringly, and said: "There are so many rules, the wine is placed on the turning table, and whoever drinks it will pour it!" ”

"It's really not good, put one next to everyone!"

Tao Bao: "......"

Chen Fan: "......"

Xiao Mengchen: "......"

Hu Zhuang opened his mouth and said: "Teacher Lin, you are going to hold a grandmaster banquet tomorrow, and many representatives from the base city of northern Henan will come at that time, and when the time comes, you will have to drink a lot." ”

"Let's close it for now."

Hearing this, Lin Ruoxi immediately asked, "Do you want to take care of me?" ”

"Ahem......"

Hearing this, Hu Zhuang was so frightened that he immediately coughed violently, and he almost choked after drinking saliva!

Although Hu Zhuang had a tendon, in front of Lin Ruoxi, his brain was not slow, and he immediately changed the topic and said: "Teacher Lin, you have broken through, Liu Yan and I have to work harder!" ”

"Otherwise, you will be caught up by Chen Fan!"

"When the time comes, it will be a shame to be caught up by the students!"

"Where there is, which cherry blossom"

Chen Fan said modestly.

"Chen Fan, you can perform SS-level missions, have you already broken through?"

Hu Zhuang asked: "I can hear, Lin Yutian and Chen Ergou have both broken through to the peak level of the human level recently!" ”

Hearing this, Chen Fan didn't mean to hide it, since Lin Yutian and Chen Ergou had caught up, his breakthrough would not be dazzling, and he nodded in response: "It's just a fluke." ”

"Fluke what?"

Lin Ruoxi disagreed: "With this endowment, you must have this self-confidence!" ”

"The ......"

Chen Fan said: "Teacher Lin, I slept for a while, and then the second one inexplicably became a human-level peak martial artist, isn't this a fluke?" ”

Lin Ruoxi: "......"

"Really?"

The rest of the heat is also suspicious.

In fact, Chen Fan's brain circuits are too strange, and many things make it difficult for them to believe.

"Pretty much."

Chen Fan said with a smile.

Everyone: "......"

……

Next, during the meal, everyone laughed.

During this period, Teacher Tao and Sister Meng Meng of Cosplay Diao Chan sat next to Chen Fan, giving Chen Fan words from time to time, and the two girls seemed to be competing with each other!

He was crazy about picking up vegetables for Chen Fan!

You have a chopstick, I have a chopstick!

At the beginning, Chen Fan wanted to stop it, but none of the two women gave in, and Chen Fan didn't know who to let give in first, and then the movement was a little bigger.

The whole table noticed this scene.

Originally, Lin Ruoxi was the protagonist of this dinner, but the result was ......

Chen Fan stole the show again!

Hu Zhuang couldn't stand it at first, and asked, "Chen Fan, what do you think men should pursue?" ”

Chen Fan blurted out: "Money and beauty." ”

In an instant, he felt all the eyes around him, including contempt......

"Haha, just kidding."

Chen Fan immediately changed his words: "It's career and love!" ”

"Of course, it can also be strength and love."

Immediately, everyone's eyes were full of recognition.

Hehe, human ......

What a hypocritical creature.

Chen Fan secretly slandered himself.

Hu Zhuang then asked: "Chen Fan, you have gained strength now, I don't know what to think of love?" ”

Chen Fan said: "Love is like two people pulling rubber bands, the one who is always unwilling to let go." ”

"Love is like a joke, laughing at others to death, laughing hurts yourself!"

"Love is like a bus, you don't like a lot of people in this car, you don't think there is air conditioning in that car, and it's hard to wait for the few people and air conditioning, but you can't reach the destination!"

"Love is like poop ......"

"Stop!"

Hu Zhuang stopped directly, if he didn't stop, I am afraid that Chen Fan would be able to get up in the morning of Ming and Qing Dynasties!

Immediately, Hu Zhuang said meaningfully: "Love is like picking up shells, don't pick up the biggest, don't pick up the most beautiful, pick up what you like, and never go to the beach if you pick it up." ”

Chen Fan said: "The biggest and most beautiful is what I like." ”

Hu Zhuang: "......"

He originally wanted to teach Chen Fan and let Chen Fan make a choice between the two women as soon as possible, after all, everyone can see what the two women mean!

As a result, what is Chen Fan's guy......

"Ahem!"

Liu Yan on the side couldn't stand it anymore, he naturally knew what his old partner Hu Zhuang wanted to express, and immediately said: "Chen Fan, what kind of girl do you like!" ”

Hearing this, everyone else looked at Chen Fan.

Apparently curious!

Especially the two daughters, Mr. Tao and Sister Mengmeng!

Chen Fan thought for a moment, and then said seriously......