The otaku of the rabbit family, the high school student of the footbasin chicken family, and the homeless man of the Eagle sauce family are called the three legendary professions!

Luo Feng is one of them.

On this day, the wind is beautiful and the sun is shining, Luo Feng is comfortably paralyzed on the chair, his fingertips and mouse leap, browsing the major anchors with a notebook, and occasionally seeing someone on the platform who is elegant and easy-going, spitting fragrant, willing to be a shepherd dog.

Talk about some foreign moon is rounder than China, support XG freedom and independence.

Luo Feng frowned, it's the twenty-first century, why is there still this kind of sc, are your knees so soft?

For a time, anger rose from the heart, and evil grew to the side of the gall.

Picking up the keyboard is a wild spray.

God doesn't give birth to me as a keyboard man, the key road is like a long night, the key comes!

On this day, Luo Feng held the keyboard and re-entered the land key fairy realm, one key to kneel the immortals, one key to open the gate of heaven, one key to hand one key, and the key qi rolled the dragon wall.

The top of the fairy, proud of the world, there is a sky with my keyboard warrior!

Half an hour after the battle, seeing that the other party disappeared, Luo Feng smiled proudly, and the spray felt that the thief was excited, and he couldn't stop at first.

It's like women's clothing and jerking off, with only zero and countless times.

In the end, like an end of tidbits, he typed a few words casually: "Chuan Jianguo is really not good, Ao Guanhai did not die a single avenger when he was in office." ”

"The big guy said it well, 666."

"The enemy is on Capitol Hill!"

"Three years and three years, I've been president."

"Well-reasoned, well-reasoned (#/funny#/funny)"

"You little comrades, it's very difficult for us to fool the bureau (ー' ́ー)"

………………

Looking at the sand sculpture netizens who appeared below, Luo Feng wisely recited two lines of poetry, and then happily picked up the iced happy water next to him, and started, tons and tons......

Today is another day(* ̄) ̄*)of peace and happiness

"Ding Dong!"

It's not the doorbell, it's the laptop ding-dong, and then a sentence pops up on the screen with two buttons attached to it.

"Want to understand the meaning of life? Want to ...... Alive? ”

Yes - no

"Damn! The main god space?! ”

At first, Luo Feng was startled, and almost didn't squirt out the happy water, as a senior starting point reader and technical nerd, he was very familiar with the routine of the infinite flow of the main god space.

Join the main god space, become a reincarnation, experience the world of reincarnation again and again, and use bonus points to get everything you want!

It looks incredibly tempting.

But calm down and think about the plots of many main gods-flow novels, isn't the reincarnation just a bunch of leeks? Harvested by the Lord God in waves and waves!

Let's compare my current life.

Luo Feng sneered.

Choose? Pick a chicken!

Where is life bad now, there is air conditioning in summer, hot pot in winter, living in the safest country in the world, as long as you are willing to work hard, you can have no worries about food and clothing, food and clothing, it is simply heaven.

The lives of ordinary people now are sometimes better than those of the ancient emperors.

"I just don't have a girlfriend!"

Luo Feng sighed, moved the mouse, and decisively clicked to no

Whether to go to the main god space to live and die, or to live comfortably at home.

In Luo Feng's view, as long as you don't face death threats and great difficulties, any normal person who chooses yes is doing it, and the country is only to blame for letting you eat too much.

Throw them on the battlefield in a rain of bullets, starve them for three days and three nights, and see if they choose yes!

And then, then, there was no then.

Luo Feng intuitively saw a dark eye, and the sky spun around and disappeared in place, and the last thought was

"Damn! This main god space is poisonous?! ”

"I'm afraid it's a profiteer! Forced to buy and sell?! ”

"I curse you to be sold sooner or later!"