Chapter 11: The Conversation Collapses
Negotiation, I am not unfamiliar with these two words at all, and even in my heart, this is the way the great god solves the problem, just like my aunt and Xiaobai negotiated twice.
Of course, the first time the negotiation was rare, the aunt was still a little girl's little white.
Zhao Qitian asked Master Liu how to talk about it, and Master Liu said that he wanted us to prepare incense candles, paper money, and fruits, and talk to the statue in the teaching building.
At this point, Zhao Qitian has nothing more to say, I am responsible for staying and taking care of Feilong, and entertaining Master Liu by the way, Zhao Qitian and the sissy will go separately to prepare these things, after all, they are not sold in one place.
The two of them left, and the only ones in the room who could talk were me and Master Liu.
I had the heart to ignore him, but he spoke to me first.
What is it like to chat with Kanshen, I believe many people have not experienced it, anyway, I am fed up.
Master Liu didn't seem to be able to see that I didn't want to communicate, and kept telling me about the things about Ma, the main content of which was how powerful he was and how many incurable diseases he cured.
When Zhao Qitian and the sissy rushed back, I was already slumped in my chair and didn't move, and Master Liu was holding a disposable cup of hot water and telling me about him.
Thanks to the two of us in this ward, otherwise he would have been beaten out, and I would have been implicated.
When the things were ready, Zhao Qitian asked Master Liu when he was going to talk, and Master Liu said that he would set off, and said that he would see Zhao Qitian's courtyard full of square circles, looking rich and noble, and asked him what his name was.
Zhao Qitian pursed his lips and said that his name was Zhao Ritian.
Master Liu's glasses almost fell off, and he looked at Zhao Qitian in a daze.
I laughed secretly in my heart, as far as I, who don't understand the brand, can see that Zhao Qitian's outfit is worth a lot, what are you talking about wealth and nobility there.
Instructed the nurse to take care of Feilong, and we took Zhao Qitian's car directly to the bottom of the abandoned teaching building.
Fortunately, everything prepared is covered with black plastic bags, otherwise I don't know what kind of rumors will be spread.
Even during the day, it was cold and unusually cold in this teaching building, and Master Liu shivered, looking a little weak from his expression.
I couldn't help but worry, although it was broad daylight, but if something really happened, could Master Liu be reliable?
If there are two answers, A: reliable and B: unreliable, I think the probability of choosing B is as high as more than 70%.
I went all the way to the classroom on the third floor, and when I opened the door, I saw that the strange statue was still there.
Master Liu, who was in the hospital with me three times before, said that he could pass the yin, and that he had to give himself face in black and white impermanence, was so frightened that his face turned white when he saw this statue.
"Master Liu, can you start talking?" Zhao Qitian was even more impatient when he saw Master Liu's death.
Master Liu's Adam's apple rolled and stumbled, "Can ...... OK. ”
In order to prevent the fish in the pond, I pulled Zhao Qitian to watch from a distance, and the sissy still trusted Master Liu very much, and helped him put the offerings before withdrawing to us.
Master Liu lit the candles, burned three more incense sticks, and then moved a chair to sit at the offering table.
"Hey!" Master Liu suddenly screamed, startling us.
The next moment, he began to stumble on the chair, his feet tiptoeing to the ground, and he trembled with a thunderbolt.
But he didn't have a sense of rhythm at all, as if he had a seizure.
After trembling like this for several minutes, Master Liu suddenly let out a sigh.
Is this an invitation to the gods? I thought to myself, and my eyes widened subconsciously.
However, the next moment I didn't expect to break my head happened, Master Liu suddenly took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and after one operation, the classic shaman divine comedy came out of the mobile phone.
When the sun sets, it gets dark, and every house closes its door......
Master Liu put his phone on the windowsill to the side and continued to tremble.
I forcibly grabbed Zhao Qitian, who was about to go up and kick Master Liu, and said that it was all here, so it was better to give it a try.
This time, Master Liu's head, arms, and legs actually shook in three different ways.
Not to mention whether this guy has real skills, this kind of shaking method alone is estimated to become a dance hall hegemon!
The lyrics in the mobile phone lasted for more than ten minutes, and when the lyrics ended, Master Liu pulled his voice "Hi" and stopped moving.
I was standing just when I saw a few frothing stars flying out of Master Liu's throat and eyes, and they landed directly on the idol, and I was really afraid that the idol would suddenly come to life as in my dream, and give Master Liu a round of capitalist beatings.
However, Master Liu closed his eyes, and he didn't know that he had sprayed someone's face.
"Ahh......h
Master Liu muttered in the vernacular, and no matter how much I listened to it, I couldn't understand what he meant.
Later, I learned that this thing is called Shangyu, and the above language is divided into two kinds, the real Shangyu is the language spoken before the wild immortal refines the throat of the horizontal bone, not so much the upper language as the half-human and non-beast language, as for the fake Shangyu, a big god and a version, some of you ask him to repeat the previous sentence He can't do it.
And Master Liu, who is very happy in the vernacular here at this time, is the latter, but I didn't know it at the time.
I asked the sissy whether Master Liu spoke Korean or Japanese, this product usually likes to watch dramas, and should be able to understand something, but the sissy shook her head and said that he couldn't understand it either.
Master Liu spoke for about five minutes, and the three incense sticks inserted in the incense burner suddenly broke neatly.
It's strange to say that after such a long time, the incense should have burned a lot, but when the incense was lit, the burning part barely fell, and the half-dead flame flickered all the time.
This was just the beginning, after the incense was broken, the idol on the altar actually emitted black gas.
I don't know where this black gas came from, like poisonous snakes, winding through the air.
"Ahh The sissy screamed, and rushed out of the classroom at a speed of sixty or seventy miles.
Uncle's! I scolded secretly, and saw that Zhao Qitian was looking at the scene in front of me in a daze, so I had to do it myself and go up and pull Master Liu off the chair.
Master Liu was interrupted in the vernacular and glared at me angrily, "I'm negotiating here, what are you doing?" ”
I directly gave him a big-necked slipper, pointed to the idol and said, "Everyone has lifted the table, and you are still talking about a fart!"
As soon as Master Liu saw the black mist on the statue that was about to merge into a cloud, he let out a toad-like cry, broke free from me, and rolled out of the classroom directly, yes, he just got out, and left a trail of water underground, he actually peed his pants.
Just as I was about to pull Zhao Qitian to pick up the pole together, the door of the classroom made a bang, and I actually closed it by myself.
I stiffened my head and found that the black qi on the altar had condensed into a black shadow with the same shape as the statue!