"Sister Xiaoyao, I pushed your WeChat to him, my buddy has a very good character." I decided to be a moon elder, in my opinion, Sister Xiao Yao is definitely a hundred times stronger than Lin Qingcheng.

Although Zhao Qitian is very resistant to these mysterious things, I believe that as long as the two of them come together, he will compromise sooner or later under the ruthless destruction of Sister Xiaoyao.

"Do I agree? How dare you sell me to someone else? Sister Xiao Yao raised her fist.

"Eldest sister, don't be so fierce all the time, the boss is not small, so you can't find a boyfriend." I took two steps back and said.

"What? Do you have an opinion? "Sister Xiao Yao was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, grabbing my neck.

"No, no, no......" Considering that my body was still very weak after recovering from a serious illness, I was directly instigated, for fear that Sister Xiao Yao would come to a street fight.

Sister Xiao Yao suddenly frowned and loosened my clothes, "You're all spoiled, hurry up and go home and wash it." ”

I pulled my neck open and smelled it, and the smell of sauerkraut rushed up, which was called a top, and then I remembered that I hadn't taken a bath for three months.

Zhao Qitian doesn't know how to take care of people at all this dog day, and it is estimated that he has not helped me wipe it in the past three months, and even if I correct it if there are no maggots.

I'm afraid that someone will remind me of this kind of thing, and I feel like my whole body is starting to itch.

After sending Xiao Yao back to her store, I trotted all the way home and went straight to the bathroom.

The hot water in the water heater was not enough at all, and then I was simply taking a cool shower, and a bar of soap was directly used by me.

After washing, I looked at the mess all over the floor, the muscles on my face were twitching, I picked up the mop and cleaned it up, and the bathroom returned to its original state.

Coming out of the bathroom, I collapsed on the bed, feeling like a dream, there are many people in this world who are unwilling to be ordinary people, they seek, they crave, but they don't understand that those who are not ordinary people want to be a normal person.

Metaphysics is like a strange circle, the people on the inside want to get out, and the people on the outside desperately want to squeeze in.

"What do you think?" A delicate female voice came.

I bounced off the bed in an instant, didn't I? Is there anyone in the house? Could it be that he is not a thief? Or a female thief? I'm only wearing a pair of panties now!

Soon I found the source of the sound, a beautiful woman wearing white short sleeves, a white denim skirt, and barefoot on the ground was standing there leaning against the door frame.

That person is actually Xiaobai! It was the first time I saw her in modern clothes, and I didn't expect her to be so beautiful, just like the little girl next door.

I hurriedly wrapped myself in the quilt, "Why didn't you tell me when you came in?" ”

"It's all old husbands and wives, and they are still hidden, isn't this family also half of mine?" Xiaobai came over and sat on the edge of the bed.

I...... Well, what you say makes so much sense that I can't even refute it!

"Your Shoumiya Sand is gone?" Xiaobai looked at me carefully for a while and said in surprise.

Is this still through the quilt? How the hell did she find out? But it doesn't matter anymore, because Xiaobai has already started to pull the quilt off my body.

"What are you doing?" I flinched back, and the way she looked at me now was like a cat looking at a small dried fish, and it made me shudder.

"What? Hey, hey, hey, hey......" Xiaobai smiled evilly and began to take off his short sleeves.

(100,000 words are omitted here, and the specific events are based on what happened on the night of the first time you were single...... ）

The next afternoon, I watched Xiaobai arching in my arms, still trying to tease me to fight for another 300 rounds, trying to crush her underneath to fight to the death, but the sharp pain on both sides of my abdomen made me feel deeply powerless.

I can understand the king a little now, the fox spirit is really not something that ordinary people can control, the king is not a trivial matter if he does not come to the dynasty early, and it is true that you are squeezed dry.

I grabbed Xiaobai's funny hands, "No more! No more! "Thanks to the fact that I have been a boy for twenty-one years, I have a lot of stock, and it is a pure yang life, otherwise I would have stopped cooking a long time ago.

"Husband, do you still want the slave family......" Xiaobai lay on my chest, her eyes like silk.

"No, no! Grandma, you're going to be widowed if you come again! "I'm crying, is this girl crazy? How many hours have passed since last night, and I'm just recovering from a serious illness, and I'm not in a good state.

"Okay, let you go, did you hook up with a female ghost in the underworld?" Xiaobai drew circles on my chest.

"No, absolutely not!" I lied with a clear conscience, who knows if I tell Shen Hongdie's story Xiaobai will turn his face, or it would be better not to say it.

"Then why is your Shougong Sand gone?" Xiaobai obviously didn't believe it and began to talk nonsense.

"I don't know, it's gone on its own, I haven't even noticed." I continue to ram nonsense.

Xiaobai's eyes were full of disbelief, "Really? How do I feel like you're lying to me? ”

"Really, really, what have you been doing all this time?" I was afraid that I would leak my mouth, so I directly began to ask rhetorical questions.

Xiao Bai didn't seem to realize that I was changing the subject, and his face was excited, "I went back to retreat, my Dao Xing has grown a lot after eating that thing last time, and now that kid from Huang Tianlin is no longer my opponent." ”

As soon as I mention Huang Tianlin, I get angry, isn't he reporting horses? I died down there and he didn't show up, this is the world has evaporated.

"Xiaobai, do you know where Brother Huang went? It's been a long time since I've seen him. "Although I was angry in my heart, I didn't dare to scold openly, in case Xiaobai told Huang Tianlin what to do.

"I heard that he was called back by the clan a few days ago, but I don't know exactly what he did." Xiao Bai blinked, "If I hadn't gone down the mountain to find you and found that your soul was no longer there, I wouldn't have known that so many things had happened." ”

Depend on! I was speechless for a moment, how could this be more unreliable than the other, one disappeared for no reason, and the other stayed at his mother's house for a long time.

"Okay, the palace sand on your body is gone, and I will live in your heart in the future." Xiaobai said.

"By the way, Xiaobai, if I make my debut, will I be possessed by you? Also, we just now, did you inhale my yang energy? I suddenly remembered what Shen Hongdie said to me.

"Of course, how can you borrow our power if you don't possess it? As for yang energy, hehehe, you are my husband, only I can suck it, and you are a pure yang personality, this bit of yang energy is nothing, eat some leek oysters and make up for it. Xiaobai said.

Leeks, oysters. Well, for the sake of you being my wife, I'll put up with it.

"But what good will it do you to follow me?" This is what puzzles me the most.

Xiaobai's eyes flickered a little when he heard this, and I keenly caught it, "You have a fate with them, so naturally I came to you, as for why I followed you, of course, it was a lot of merit." ”

I stared into Xiaobai's eyes, she couldn't lie.

Xiaobai was stared at by me for a while, and lowered his head aggrievedly, "I'm sorry, May Day, I can't tell you." ”

I sighed, that's it, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, "Forget it, I'll just ask, there is a group of powerful helpers, I'm too late to be happy, I won't die so miserably." ”

"It's really good that you can think like this, but at present, only Huang Tianlin and I, and the other immortal families will be able to come over in a few days." Xiaobai said happily.

"Why?" Are they stuck in traffic?

"I don't know, maybe it's not the right time, but it's okay, the tricks on your body haven't been opened yet, even if they come, they can't sit down and sign up, I'll help you open all the tricks on your body during this time." Xiaobai said.

"Is it the opening of the eight veins of the Qi Jing in martial arts novels?" I asked curiously.

"Almost, it may hurt a little, but I'll try to be gentle, you bear with it." Xiaobai said.

"Then try to be as gentle as possible, I'm terrible in pain." I was a little scared when I heard this, and some of the pain was too painful, which is very difficult to judge.

"I'll open your mind now, just to see if you have me in your heart." Xiaobai suddenly reached out and hooked my chin, and the next moment the person was gone.

I actually just wanted to say that I wasn't ready, and this little girl was too anxious!

Just as I was thinking about how to play this trick, my heart suddenly felt strange, as if it was being held by a hand.

If it hurts, it really doesn't hurt, but the feeling is weird and unbearable, and every beat of my heart makes my body arch because it beats so hard.

"It's the first time I've given people a trick, I didn't expect to be so tired, May Day, you hold on a little longer." Xiaobai's voice came to my ears out of thin air.

"No, it turns out that you haven't operated it, so let's not come, okay?" I panicked, isn't this the same as having someone who isn't even an intern have surgery?

"No, if they know that I failed the first time I beat someone, they will laugh at me to death, don't worry, even if there is an accident, no one will die, at most it will be uncomfortable for nothing." Xiaobai seemed very stubborn at this time.

You're lying to me, it must be, this is the murder of my husband!

However, I don't know anything at all, I don't have the ability to resist at all, I can only passively accept it, but even if I have the ability to resist, I can't use it on my wife!

This inhuman torture lasted for more than a minute and made me sweat profusely, feeling more tired than the previous gut battle with Xiaobai, and that kind of exercise would be pleasant, but now I just want to die.

"Hold on a little longer, and you'll be fine in no time." Xiaobai's voice was a little panting, and it didn't look easy.

I had no choice but to grit my teeth for the sake of her face.

"It's coming!" Xiaobai suddenly snorted.

What's coming? Before I could figure it out, it was as if my heart had been slammed into the chest, and it wasn't between the ribs.

"Whew!" I screamed and jumped straight out of bed.