Chapter 7: Onions, Woo Woo
"Whew."
"Don't look back."
"Lend it to your back."
Chen Pi was just about to speak, his waist sank, and it seemed that a woman lying on her stomach was paralyzed on her body, a little wet, no temperature, but she could feel a faint breath in her ears.
Smack.
Smack.
There seemed to be raindrops falling from his wet hair on his shoulders.
It is written in an ancient book: "The ghost is on the body to borrow a breath of yang energy." ”
When you come to yourself, how can you become a borrower?
The black line hangs down the head of the tangerine peel, the situation is such a situation, can you not borrow it?
Not really.
Here you go.
You're the big guy, you're free.
The snow-white lynx led the way in front, and the tangerine peel was embellished behind step by step, and every step felt like it was going to die.
It's really heavy.
Did this mountain ghost grow up eating stones?
Fortunately, there is no such biting gloom into the body, at most it is sweaty.
The mountain road has nine twists and eighteen bends, and in the wind and rain, some strange movements can already be vaguely heard, and it seems that someone is shouting over and over again.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
On a shady cliff slope.
Bright campfires.
There was a whole circle of cowhide drums, and dozens of old people wearing strange costumes in the depths of Yungui, some of them were beating vigorously with bone mallets, and some were circling around the bonfire goddess. The sound of those cowhide drums is strange, as if it can have a special resonance with the bone mallet, and the crispness is mixed with a shocking dullness.
Behind the goddess and the drummer were rows of 'monsters' wearing 'ghost' masks, Chen Pi didn't know what the mask meant, it seemed to be somewhat similar to the wooden couch at the entrance of the village, but it was even uglier, as if it had been washed with sulfuric acid.
These 'demons', armed with black swords, clubs, and axes, frantically shouted words that no one could understand, and as they shouted, they moved very slowly, as if they were dancing.
In the center of the cliff slope, there is a group of familiar faces tied to the five flowers, and they know from the costumes that they are their classmates, and there is even Zhao Zimin who walked into the ghost wall.
All were gagged, and their faces were also covered with masks, masks in the shape of beasts.
Knock knock, knock knock.
Judging from the rhythm of the drums, the dance of these dozens of slow-moving demons seems to have entered a critical moment.
Chen Pi's brows were tightly locked, his eardrums were buzzing, and his hands and feet seemed to be tied, frozen in place, motionless.
Devil.
Mask.
Swords.
Divine Dance.
The sight in front of him made Chen Pi's skull go into a trance, and the drum beat was like a huge hammer, smashing down from above his scalp, his head was smashed in half, and his pupils were split in two.
The pupil on the left saw heaven.
The pupil on the right saw hell.
Meow.
Just when Chen Pi was about to go crazy, the snow-white lynx barked, and the treacherous scene disappeared in an instant, leaving only the strange man still performing some strange sacrifice in the distance.
"Hey."
"Don't be deceived by illusions."
"You have the divine pupil to see through yin and yang, and you should be able to find the clue in this."
There was a whisper in my ears.
Chen Pi had no choice but to take a deep breath, close his eyes, calm his mind, and then open his eyes again.
After closing his eyes and opening his eyes, the scene between the cliffs seemed to have changed, where is this strange man's sacrifice, this ...... It's clear that it's a group of ghosts and a group of crazy villagers, preparing to commit murder.
Airplanes!
The ceremony ends with one last note.
The old lady wearing a demon and carrying an ugly wooden cane cried out hoarsely: "Ancestors bless, give me fresh blood." ”
"Wash the filth with the clean mountain rain."
"Shake those sins with a mellow mountain."
"Burn with original fire."
"Give a new life."
Buzz Buzz...... Buzz.
The agitated 'demons' began to approach the bound students like crazy, as if to eat people.
There was no struggle.
Because on the top of each person's head, there is an invisible ghost claw that firmly pinchs them.
"Dog's day bandit, is this fucking breaking into the bandit's den, the black-hearted village wants to kill someone!" It is impossible to calm down the tangerine peel that restores the clarity.
This looks like he's going to die.
Any young man whose blood can boil will be impulsive, without much thought, Chen Pi roared angrily, picked up the steel fork in his hand and rushed towards the cliff slope.
The bobcat didn't lead the way anymore.
The heavy woman behind her didn't press anymore.
Chen Pi's unexpected intrusion brought the 'sacrifice' to an abrupt end, and even the group of 'evil ghosts' with teeth and claws were a little stunned, as if they were wondering: "Where did this stunned green come from?" ”
Standing up with a fat body, waving a steel fork, Chen Pi really rushed into the center with his enthusiasm, and the evil pestle was in front of Zhao Zimin: "Get out, get away, whoever dares to get closer, Lao Tzu will kill him!" ”
Not to mention.
The hot-blooded tangerine peel really has a little bit of a posture that is not open for a long time.
The 'goddess' on crutches, leaning over, stared at Chen Pi, and said hoarsely: "The villain trespassed on the altar, damn it." ”
"I'll kill your sister." If it weren't for the fact that the situation was compelling, Chen Pi would have knocked down the other party with a steel fork, but the blood came quickly and went faster, and he was already covered in a cold sweat.
Talking.
Chen Pi arched Zhao Zimin behind him with his buttocks, and prayed secretly in his heart: "Come to a helper, one VS a group, be cool." ”
At this moment, Chen Pi suddenly felt a chill on the top of his brain, and subconsciously clicked [Snake Skin Position] in his brain.
Immediately after, there was a hot pain in my shoulder, and I was caught!
Fortunately, the system skills are reliable enough, and Chen Pi twisted his chubby body bones, and he was extremely coquettish and dodged the fatal blow.
And then.
The ghost strikes again.
Sharp claws dig out the heart.
Twist again.
"Huh?"
"Evaded again!"
"Give yourself a hundred points for your move!"
"Come on."
"Right on the line."
In the next ten seconds.
It's like the live-action VR game "Dodge the Devil's Claw and Dig the Heart".
Chen Pi relied on the snakeskin to move around, twisting left and right, and he really didn't get caught again, and at the same time, there were bursts of whining sounds in his ears.
Zhao Zimin and Chen Pi's group of classmates finally sobered up.
But...... It's just going to whine.
I can't do anything.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Restrained.
Restrained.
Chen Pi forced himself to abandon all external interference and try to deal with the current dead end, the cooldown time of [Snakeskin Move] is 15 seconds, the duration is 10 seconds, there is a five-second window period in between, and Chen Pi doesn't know how many times this skill can be used.
Follow the routine in the game.
If you don't have blue, you can't put skills.
I don't know how much blue I can squeeze out of this fat body!
At this moment, Chen Pi's eyes suddenly found a familiar figure in the 'evil ghost' group, not how familiar the figure was, but the clothes worn by the 'evil ghost' were too easy to identify.
"Liao Yongchang, Master Liao?" Chen Pi pointed at the steel fork, "You control all this?" Did you know that this is a crime? ”
Meantime.
Chen Pi also remembered that in that gray world, the moment he was bounced away by the mountain ghost, he had caught a glimpse of a familiar figure out of the corner of his eye. Because it was a side face, I didn't recognize it at the time, but now that I think about it, it's Liao Yongchang, yes, it must be him.
Two-way comparison.
The answer is imminent.
"Fart, you're the criminal." Liao Yongchang, who was named by the steel fork, suddenly stood up, ripped off the ghost mask, and pointed at Chen Pi angrily with a hideous expression, "It's all your strangers who are causing trouble, if you didn't go into the village to collect blood, how could we get sick?" ”
"You guys?" Chen Pi was stunned for a moment.
"Hmph, my name is Liao Yongchang, but my father's surname is Luo, and the name on my ID card follows my mother's surname."
"You want to kill us?"
"Wrong, it is atonement, you atone for the sins of all the strangers who have entered the village."
Liao Yongchang lowered his head slightly, panting, and then held a machete with an open blade in his hand, and slowly approached the tangerine peel.
Woowoo...... Woooooooo
The classmates behind Chen Pi seemed to understand what was going to happen next, and they all whined, and some of them were afraid that they had been scared to pee.
Liao Yongchang continued to sneer and approached: "Cry, cry, repentance for your sins." ”
Originally, the tangerine peel was about to collapse, and the [Snake Skin Move] could only keep himself from being beaten, but it couldn't help the fight, but Liao Yongchang's words suddenly reminded him, making him remember that he seemed to have another thing that he had never tried...... Cry, cry, cry?
I heard that onions are very useful for crying.
The thief put one hand behind his back, and a very beautiful onion suddenly appeared in the palm of Chen Pi's palm.
Gently pick your nails at the onion.
The mountain breeze blows.
The next moment.
Liao Yongchang, who was closest to Chen Pi, suddenly burst into tears, and the whole person choked up in an instant, woo woo, woo woo, a man of about 1.8 meters, crying and couldn't even hold a machete, like a big fool.
Chen Pi was stunned: ", this strength is too fierce, invincible artifact, Ollie give." ”