"Which dog thief had the bad idea to let us go to war? Let me know that I smash their glass every day."

"It's over, I'm going to the front line, I'm afraid my little Cui'er is going to change masters."

"I can't go, I'm a single heir for three generations, our ancestors have shed blood for the empire, my father has been injured for the empire, I'm going to find my father!"

"Everyone, don't be impatient, what kind of thing is so noisy? We can harm ourselves, Imperial decree, exempt the mentally ill."

"Put your Luo Quan'er fart, you cut off your arm with your front foot, and your back foot will be super regenerated to press a mechanical one for you, and you will die on the battlefield if you die, I'll drop a god! I can't go to war, I'm sick with blood!"

"Ahem!" After a cough, Lu Gang walked in.

"Master Pony, you're here, you want to give your brother a few decisions! We must not go to war! I'm a grade 9 tuberculosis, and I can't do it right now."

"That's right, big brother! You are our eldest brother, as long as you let us retire, we will immediately build a temple and a monument for you, to ensure that the incense will continue in the future, every New Year's Festival, Qingming 15th, three livestock and five animals will never stop."

"Motor, why do you know how to speak, isn't this a curse for our eldest brother? My brother, alas~ You send a word, as long as we retire and save a small life, I will let my father give you money! Oops, it's so tired to talk, let me catch my breath!"

"Stop! Stop! Brothers, I, Lu Gang, know that it is good to be bad, and I will have to mix in the imperial capital in the future, which temple is not allowed to burn incense? So don't worry, I can't wait to send my brothers back, the battlefield is ruthless, the sword has no eyes and touched a few brothers, I can't explain! I'm going to put on a discount and apply for release!"

Lu Gang patted his chest and made his position clear, brother and you are in the same group.

Lu Gang comforted these gentlemen and said: "In the future, brothers, I will rely on you more, meeting is fate, today I am the east, everyone is drunk, and when you are full of food and drink, I will send someone to send you home!" What do you think?"

"Good brother, be angry! Brother Lu wants to win, we will be your brothers in life and death in the future, in the territory of Kyoto, no one dares to refute the face of the elder brothers, you can rest assured that after the matter is completed, the brothers will be thanked!"

The losers were happy, and they all felt that Lu Gang knew how to count and went on the road.

Lu Gang gave an order, and within a moment or three, the banquet came up, what beasts in the mountains, geese in the clouds, cattle and sheep on the land, and fresh on the sea.

Calling the brother and the brother wine cups staggered, Lu Gang is the one who comes does not refuse, no matter who toasts, they all drink it all.

Secretly, he used the power of the true yuan to force the alcohol out of the body, and everyone saw that Lu Gang was bold, and they also drank happily.

"On this expedition, the eldest brother will be able to defeat the enemy and conquer it, and the younger brother is here to wish Brother Lu great luck and prosperity!" If you want to say that Wei Yan is somewhat knowledgeable, he is still a little knowledgeable.

"Thank you Brother Wei for your kindness, come, let's go!" Lu Gang said drunkenly.

"If you want to go, you can go, Brother Lu is really massive!" Jia Fatzi complimented.

"Her Royal Highness the eldest princess has arrived!" A rooster-like voice sounded.

"Whoa!" Ping Pong!~" After a commotion in the staff room, one by one, their faces were flushed, and the pure masters knelt down on the spot.

Her Royal Highness, the eldest princess with an iron face, slowly walked into the staff room, looking at the mess on the table, and the officers who were kneeling on the ground, their faces flushed with alcohol, and they were speechless for a while.

Chunfeng, the personal maid beside the eldest princess, frowned and scolded angrily: "You are so bold! Actually drinking in the barracks? The war is imminent, and the commander of the army has taken the lead in violating military discipline, how many heads do you have on your neck?"

Lu Gang's face was flushed, and he burped and said: "Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, Jin An, her subordinates and several brothers fell in love at first sight, and the big war was imminent, so they couldn't help but drink a little, don't blame the eldest princess!"

The eldest princess said with a solemn face: "Brigade Commander Lu, let me ask you about the wartime decree, what should be the crime of a drunk person in the army?"

Lu Gang said: "Drinking in the army should be punished with a stick 20!"

Her Royal Highness the eldest princess continued to ask: "As the chief official, what should I be guilty of not picking up and taking the lead in drinking and having fun?"

Lu Gang's whole body trembled, and his voice was intermittent: "Body, as the chief official, take the lead, take the lead in drinking and having fun, depending on the severity of the situation, the heavy will be assigned to the bitter cold place!" 50!"

"Lu Gang, as the chief officer, does not pick up his behavior, takes the lead in drinking and having fun, the military appearance is not in order, the military discipline is lax and punished for several crimes, and the stick is punished 100, can you be convinced!?" The eldest princess is selfless.

"Xiaguan, Xiaguan is willing to be punished!" Lu Gang replied.

"Very good, the other staff officers, the commander has not thought about persuasion, and they have also colluded with the chief officer to drink and have fun, and they will be punished 50, come there! Drag it down, hit!"

"Wait! The eldest princess humbled her duties and told me, today's proposition is all my own doing, and it has nothing to do with the brothers, and the princess will punish me!"

Lu Gang is not a man, and he will exonerate the staff officers from this crime.

The staff officers looked down at each other, and secretly gave Lu Gang a thumbs up, not only letting the brothers withdraw, but also giving everyone a sinner, what a hero.

"Your Royal Highness the eldest princess, I, Lu Gang, have shed blood for the empire, and I have not been injured in the empire, please let these brothers leave for the sake of protecting my family and defending the country!"

Lu Gang said righteously.

"What? Let them go? So, you're trying to get the soldiers to escape?"

Her Royal Highness the eldest princess's face turned red with anger, and she scolded loudly.

"Come on, drag Lu Gang down for me and take 300 military sticks seriously! The big battle is unfavorable in front, so I'll leave you a dog's life today! If anything goes wrong in the future, I will not be spared!" The eldest princess said in a rage.

"Yes!" A few five big and three thick maids came in and dragged Lu Gang out, and after a while, they heard the sound of the military stick hitting the back outside.

Don't say that Lord Lu is really a man, he didn't say a word.

"Come on, proclaim the decree!" The eldest princess said.

"Fengtian carrier, the emperor Zhao said: The staff officers of the second hall are all loyal to my Black Dragon Empire, Tang Tang has a family history, extraordinary martial arts, and is broad-minded, for the good men in our army, and Wei Yan, who has studied history books hard, has hills and valleys in his chest, and is also a peerless strategist, Jia Liang, the son of the Minister of Finance, is a good talent and beautiful jade, and has the courage of ten thousand people, and the rest of the excellent staff officers are very feudal, and they should be reused, and all the young talents are favored by the emperor and do not forget to serve the empire, all of them are models for the youth of our empire. I am very relieved, Wang'er and others inherit the family style, do not let the sages and pearls in front, and bravely kill the enemy to shock our country's prestige! Last the empire is very lucky! The world is very lucky! Chin!"

"My family history? What am I learning to be extraordinary? I have a wide chest, I'm a chicken breast, not a pectoral muscle! Your Majesty the Emperor didn't open his eyes and say...... Hmm"

Tang Tang let Liu Baishi cover his mouth halfway through the shouting, and Liu Baishi shouted: "My Emperor Shengming, what His Majesty the Emperor said is not right at all!"

Wei Yan was also stupid: "What, I have hills and ravines, and I'm not Xiaocui!"

Tilted his head and looked at Jia Liang and said, "You, a dead fat man, are you still beautiful?" Is the pig's head meat on the face still brave? His Majesty the Emperor is really right!"

Wei Yan, who realized that something was wrong, temporarily changed his words.

"Oh? So, you have a lot of complaints, huh?" The eldest princess asked with a smile.

Although everyone is a loser, they are all official eunuchs, listening to the roar of the military stick in their ears, looking at the smiling eldest princess, what else can they say?

"His Majesty the Emperor is wise and martial, knows people well, and the amount is applicable, and he is worthy of being a generation of Ming Jun. Her Royal Highness the eldest princess is even more public-private and has a clear way to govern the army, and we are all willing to risk the danger of arrows and stones to go deep into the barren and put down the bandits for Your Majesty! Long live our emperor!"

All the gentlemen don't eat the losses in front of them, and they sing in unison.

"Well said! From today on, this palace is the chief of staff of the brigade staff, and I hope that all colleagues should work together with this palace to resist foreign humiliation. In the future, if the brigade commander does something wrong, do you know what to do?!" Her Royal Highness the eldest princess asked lightly.

Wei Yan said: "Your Royal Highness the eldest princess, please be relieved, if there is anything wrong with the brigade leader, we will do our best to stop it!"

"Hmm!" The eldest princess replied nonchalantly.

If you want to say that the fat man is still clever, the fat man's eyes rolled, and he said flatteringly: "Your Royal Highness the eldest princess, don't worry, if the brigade leader has any trouble, the lower official will definitely inform the eldest princess as soon as possible!"

"This fat man has a future! Hongu has written it down!" The eldest princess smiled.

After the eldest princess and the others walked on the front foot, Lu Gang was carried back, Emma, it was so miserable, the entire back and buttocks were smashed, and blood mixed with sweat flowed down from the stretcher.

Seeing this, the brothers immediately surrounded him, and you asked Lu Gang about his injuries word by word.

Interestingly, the closest to Lu Gang is the relatives of the three important ministers at the front, the relatives of Shangshu at the back, and the children of the servants of the various ministries on the outermost layer.

It seems that the circle of gentlemen in the capital is divided according to the identity and status of their elders.

"Brothers, don't worry, I'm going to apply for you to be transferred out of the Iron and Blood Brigade, but I can't watch the brothers go to death!"

Lu Gang said weakly while lying on the stretcher.

"Big brother is too righteous, not only did he help us bear all the blame, but he can also think about us when he is injured like this! In the past, I didn't even mention it, Brother Lu Gang, you will be my eldest brother in the future, there is nothing to say about coming and going in the water! You don't have to fight to apply, the holy decree has been issued, and it seems that this time you are really going to the battlefield." Tang Tang's eyes were red.

"Who said it's not that, my Jia Liang is so big, no one is so sincere to me, today I, Jia Liang, swear here, Lu Gang will be my eldest brother in the future, if anyone dares to touch him, he will be the enemy of my Jia family!" Jia Liang Jia Fat Man said loudly.

"Me too, I also recognize Lu Gang as a big brother!" The children shouted one after another.

"I don't think it's as good as this, the brothers here all think that Brother Lu is arrogant and righteous, and he will still beg for a life under the hands of the eldest brother in the future, so let's worship Lu Gang as our chief scoop, what do you think?" Liu Baishi slapped his thigh and jumped out and said.

"Great idea!" I'll see it!" That's it!"

Everyone, you and I have expressed their positions one after another, saying that they will gather incense and candles another day, and they must have a big ceremony to open the incense hall to worship Lu Gang as the eldest brother.

"Thank you, brothers, for your love, big brother is ashamed! You can't let the brothers retreat, and you have to go to the battlefield with your brothers, hey! You don't know, our brigade, hey!" Lu Gang wanted to speak and stopped.

"Big brother, if you have something to say, please say it directly, all of you here today are your own brothers, as long as all the brothers are here, no matter what you say, you must do it if you can do it!"

Liu Baishi, who was on the second floor of the pile, said with an ugly face very sincerely.

Lu Gang sighed for a long time, and finally said: "Our iron-blooded brigade, it is said that it is a brigade, but it is actually a regiment, and now there are not enough soldiers, the equipment is about to fall apart, and the food is not bad. If this goes to the battlefield, the entire brigade will be wiped out in a blink of an eye, and the poor brothers will also take their lives with them, and they will be helpless to be big brothers!"