Chapter 22: Shocking Taoism
I don't know what the effect of her putting her head on it is, but I watched a cartoon when I was a child, and the combat power will burst after going to the battle seat, I don't know if she exploded or not, but suddenly there was a sudden wind in the bathroom, and there were a lot of dark shadows.
These dark shadows are of different sizes, tall, short, fat and thin, and they can't see their faces clearly, and their years of experience in dealing with people have taught me that they are definitely not human.
My scalp is numb, a female ghost in red has made us embarrassed, and we are not going to die if we come out so much? What the hell is the chief of the dust road doing, why don't you come to support?
Zhao Qitian, who was swept away by the female ghost, finally stood up, his state was very bad, and his mood looked even worse, because his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
I saw Zhao Qitian directly smash two holes in the door panel with two fists, and grabbed the edge of the door panel with his hand and slammed it towards the female ghost.
However, this blow did not have the desired effect, because there were too many black shadows in the bathroom, and it was difficult for Zhao Qitian to enter after the door panel flew a black shadow.
The strange thing is that the black shadow that was slapped away actually turned into a cloud of gas and evaporated.
How can a door panel be so powerful? I was thinking in my head.
The situation was tense, my mind was spinning quickly, and finally I had an idea and thought of a possibility.
Boy pee! The compartment where Zhao Qitian was just now was the one I stayed in before, and my urine was stained when the door panel was knocked off, and I, as a bitter chick, was still a boy.
Since ancient times, there has been a saying that children urinate to ward off evil spirits, and there are many references in movies, TV series and novels, but I didn't expect it to be true.
Thinking of this, I saw a toilet brush at hand, so I picked it up.
Rushed to the compartment, swam in the urine, and threw it at the dark shadows.
The shadows were busy dodging, and those who were unfortunately hit were all smoking.
I was overjoyed and shouted at Zhao Qitian: "Use urine!" With urine! ”
Zhao Qitian's face turned from black to green at that time, "I don't have the kung fu to pee." ”
While waving the toilet brush to force back the black shadow approaching me, I shouted: "Yours can't work, use mine, there is it in the pool just now, and the child's urine works!"
Zhao Qitian suddenly realized, threw the door panel out, took off his buried coat, and took a dip in the pool, and then danced like a cloak.
We were each in charge of one side, and kept pushing back the dark shadows that were approaching us, but the amount of urine in the pool was limited after all, and it was quickly used up.
Zhao Qitian said that he wanted me to produce a little more, and I said do you think this thing is tap water? Say yes?
Zhao Qitian's face twitched, and he shouted at the top of his voice: "Dao Chief, the two of us can't stand it, you hurry up!"
However, there was no response from outside, Zhao Qitian's voice was very loud, and I dare to assert that as long as the Taoist chief was still in this room, he would definitely be able to hear it.
And I also found a big problem, the female ghost is actually gone, we have been busy dealing with the dark shadows around us before, and we have no time to take care of her existence, why is it gone?
The unknown is the most frightening, and the invisible enemy is also the most difficult to deal with, who knows if she is hiding and holding back the water.
"The female ghost is gone!" I shouted at Zhao Qitian.
"Dead Sanba runs fast, or I have to let her know what is called social sinister, and people's hearts are not ancient!" Zhao Qitian looked like he had already killed the red eye.
I pouted secretly in my heart, you can pull it down, I was beaten by others just now, you think that you are a gray wolf, you can come back after flying many times, and it is estimated that you will be injured after two more times.
I don't know if Zhao Qitian's words were heard by the female ghost and stimulated her, the female ghost suddenly appeared behind Zhao Qitian, and two hands with black and long nails stuck Zhao Qitian's neck.
Zhao Qitian, who was slamming the coat dipped in the boy's urine, suddenly stopped moving, as if he had pressed the pause button.
As soon as my scalp exploded, I knew it wasn't that simple! Seeing that those black shadows were approaching him because Zhao Qitian was not moving, I didn't think much about it, and smashed the toilet brush in my hand at the female ghost's head.
I don't know if it's a coincidence or if it's too hard, but the toilet brush is actually entangled in the hair of the female ghost.
The female ghost screamed, let go of Zhao Qitian's neck, grabbed the toilet brush and pulled it, and her unkempt hair and scalp were ripped off by her, and I was also taken away.
Zhao Qitian covered his neck and panted wildly, as if he had been suffocated for such a while.
Taking advantage of your illness to kill you, I saw that the female ghost was injured, so I continued to hit her with the toilet brush in my hand, but the invincible toilet brush was useless.
Broken! The boy's urine is gone! I felt a chill in my heart.
Tong Zi Urine is the only hole card between me and Zhao Qitian, and we are not waiting for death without it?
Zhao Qitian obviously figured out this layer, grabbed me with one hand, waved the coat in his hand with the other, and rushed towards the door.
"No, fishing has to have a life, what kind of fish can you catch if you lose your life like this!"
I nodded in my heart, this old man is too unreliable, seeing that we are both about to confess, I didn't react at all.
Just as the two of us rushed out of the bathroom door, there was a sudden bang behind us.
I looked back and was dumbfounded.
I saw that the bathroom was full of golden light, and huge talismans appeared on the walls on all sides, and the talismans were all complex nine-fold seal characters, and I couldn't understand them, only the word edict on the talisman head.
Those black shadows and female ghosts were stimulated by the golden light, but they had nothing to hide, and they couldn't escape, and when they touched the wall, it was like ice hitting a soldering iron.
"Taishang Laojun, teach me to kill ghosts, and my gods, call the jade girl, collect ominous, climb the rocks, wear seals, ......"
The sound of a shocking incantation exploded in the air in the bathroom, and it was the voice of the chief of the dust road.
With the sound of incantations, the golden light in the bathroom became brighter and brighter, and the talismans on the walls seemed to come to life, rippling with ripples, and one by one infinite symbols rushed out of it, crisscrossing and going in the bathroom, and those black shadows would evaporate as long as they were touched.
Only the female ghost is still struggling to persevere, but there is also a black gas on her body, even if I don't know anything, I can see that she is going to die.
"Kill the evil ghost first, then cut the night light, what god does not ambush, what ghost dares to be, the divine soldier is as urgent as the law! Imperial order! Imperial order! Imperial order! ”
As the last two edicts of the Dao Leader sounded, those flying symbols actually gathered together, forming a golden ancient sword full of lines.
The ancient sword made a buzzing sound, and the lightning shot away, directly penetrating the female ghost's chest, hitting the ground, and blowing up a large crater more than two meters deep for one person.
The female ghost let out a terrible scream and disappeared without a trace.
From time to time, black gas came out of the big crater that was blown out, but it disappeared when it came into contact with the golden light.
I don't know how to describe how I felt at the time, but what I had experienced before seemed insignificant compared to what I saw today.
It's not a movie, it's no special effects, it's a fact that is happening in front of my eyes.
What kind of means is the chief of the dust road, is this really what human beings can do? His status in my heart has been equated with that of immortals, and there is no such spectacular scene in Journey to the West.
I looked at Zhao Qitian next to me, his eyes were about to fall out of their sockets, bigger than mung bean flies, and a trace of crystal saliva flowed down the corner of his mouth, dripping down his chin without realizing it.
I laughed secretly in my heart, so that you kid don't believe it, this time the Taoist chief will show up to you to explain the law, see if you still believe it.
The black gas soon stopped coming out, the golden light and talismans in the bathroom gradually disappeared, the temperature in the teaching building rose several degrees, and the cold feeling that used to be had disappeared.
Although the dust has settled, the scene just now seems to have been carved into my heart by a knife. To this day, I still remember the scene when the Excalibur killed the ghost, and the golden light that purified the yin energy.
Everyone has a martial arts dream, even the old people who are dying, let alone Xianxia, and then I embarked on the road of debut and everything I saw on this day has a lot to do with it.
Often people are shocked when they don't know anything about the memories left by the deepest memory, from this day on, I have a sword to go to the end of the world, to eliminate the devil and defend the road.
"Hey! You two little rabbit cubs are really not good, the fish are hooked and you don't know how to run, the yin in it is too heavy, I can't hear you when I shout. ”
The two of us were still there in a daze, and the chief of the dust path didn't know when he ran behind us.
When I turned around, I saw him holding a bag of spicy dried incense in his left hand and a bottle of beef two in his right hand, eating and drinking at the same time.
This image, coupled with the gray and rotten robe, it is difficult for anyone to believe that he is a master, but do people still need to prove this ability?
"Dust Dao Chief, you are an old immortal, I am a long insight!" Zhao Qitian went up to give the dust chief a hug.
The chief of the dust road was taken aback, and jumped back, and the wine in the bottle spilled out, "Don't touch me, you are!" ”
Zhao Qitian and I looked at each other, and couldn't help but look at each other and laugh, the two of us looked so embarrassed and embarrassed now, and our bodies were so dirty that we looked like we had just crawled out of the septic tank.
I asked the chief if the matter of the statue was resolved, and the chief said that he had just asked the Yellow Turban Lux to escort him to the city of Xudu, that thing did a lot of evil, and it was cheap for him to be destroyed, and there was no need to be afraid of someone to worship the statue in the future, he couldn't make waves anymore, but ......
When I heard only three words, my heart was cold, and I hurriedly asked the Taoist chief what was wrong, but the Taoist chief just poured a sip of wine, saying that it was all fate, and the heavenly secret should not be revealed.
No matter how much I pressed the Taoist, he refused to say anything, so I had to give up.
After sending me away, the Taoist chief said to Zhao Qitian that the Feng Shui Bureau that suppressed the gathering of yin and cultivating evil land would be arranged tomorrow, and he was too tired today, and asked Zhao Qitian to send him the million as soon as possible.
I asked suspiciously, sir, aren't you supposed to take no money if you're so powerful? Just like in the movies.
The Taoist chief took a sip and said that it was all, and the monks didn't have to eat?