Chapter 10 Invite Tang Gaozong to drink Coke
The Daming Palace is mysterious and majestic under the illumination of the moonlight. Xiaoqing took Chen Xiaoliu to the entrance of the cave where a few people came out. Because the palace has the coercion of the dragon soul, Xiaoqing can't exert his soul power. Dust Xiaoliu had to lie down and prepare to get into it after confirming that there was no one around.
"Oh, who. ”
"Daring, who is it?"
Two voices sounded at the same time, and Chen Xiaoliu looked up and saw that it was a man. The two men happened to collide with each other.
"Who are you? It hurts me. Chen Xiaoliu reached out and touched his bald head.
"Is that you?" the man looked at the face in front of him in amazement.
"You know me, huh?"
"Don't you know me?" The two ends of the cave were blocked by the bodies of the two people, and it was pitch black inside, and the person on the other side could be faintly felt. But Chen Xiaoliu felt that the person on the other side should know himself.
"You go back first, let's go inside and talk, okay?" The man retreated, and by the way, he also helped Dust Xiaoliu who was stuck inside. After coming out, by the moonlight, Chen Xiaoliu found that the man opposite looked much smaller than himself. Dressed in the clothes of a eunuch, but listening to the voice is a normal man.
"How dare you pretend to be a eunuch, and sneak around in the middle of the night, trying to climb out, saying, Who are you?"
"Mei Niang, it's me. Koji"
"Xiaozhi?
"That's right, it's me, why did you crawl in from outside the palace in the middle of the night, didn't the queen hide you?"
"I, I, I can't go out and have a look. "Thinking of the records in the history books, this is a person who is willing to give half of the country to Wu Zetian. It shouldn't be a bad person, but the original owner is dead, what should I do next, I'm worried about the exposed dust Xiaoliu. There was a panicked look on his face.
"So, what are you doing out there?"
"Of course I have something to do. The man was a little chubby, with thick lips, a little pouted, and the eyes with a eunuch's hat were standard Danfeng eyes, but they were fat and a little deformed, and they looked like they matched his figure. But no matter what, it is impossible to connect this little fat man with Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty.
"Little fat man, you honestly explain who you are, otherwise I will hand you over to the queen mother. ”
"Mei Niang, you, what's wrong with you?"
"Shhhhh Someone came, it was a soldier on duty.
"Big brother, I just heard someone talking by the wall, let's go over and have a look. The patrolling soldier drew his knife and used it to pull away the grass little by little.
"Who, come out quickly. One said fiercely.
"Master enter the Void Ring, hurry" At this panicked moment, Chen Xiaoliu didn't have time to think, grabbed the little fat man, and hid in the Void Ring in the blink of an eye.
"Mei Niang, where is this?" The little fat man was a little surprised, just now he said that the night, the moment he came to the Void Ring, was the day. Seeing that the little fat man's upper lips looked like a standard M, Chen Xiaoliu had a headache, and brought outsiders in inexplicably. What can I do? The little boy at the door, still bloodless, leaned over: "Master." ”
The little fat man followed Chen Xiaoliu to the living room, and was a little surprised that this building had never been seen before. Chen Xiaoliu walked to the living room and sat on the chair in front of him, and the little fat man found a chair and sat down.
"Little fat man, you don't have to worry where this is, you'd better be honest about who you are, otherwise you won't want to go out in your life. "Dust Xiaoliu is ready to do nothing. If you can't, lock this little fat man here for the rest of your life.
"I'm Xiaozhi, I'm the emperor now, I'll be able to give you the title in a few days. Looking at the little fat man's serious eyes, it didn't look like he was lying. This shattered all the illusions of Dust Xiaoliu. I thought that Li Zhihui would be a tall and mighty handsome guy with a jade tree in the wind. But I didn't expect it to be a little fat man who was half a cut lower than himself. He looks so much smaller than himself. The original owner must have tempted this young man who was just starting to fall in love, otherwise why would the two of them still have an adulterous affair so much. Headache, headache, how can this be explained?
"Listen, I, not Wu Meiniang, my name is Chen Xiaoliu, I come from the future thousands of years later, by chance, when your Wu Meiniang was in Ganye Temple, she was drowned in the river by others, and I happened to be resurrected in her body. So I'm not Wu Meiniang. My name is Chenxiaoliu. ”
"What did you say, Mei Niang died?
"I said I was Chenxiaoliu. ”
"You say you're from the future, where is the future?"
"I can't explain this to you clearly, you just need to know that I'm not Wu Meiniang. "Looking at the situation, no, this kid doesn't seem to have much affection for the original owner.
"It's my turn to ask you, what is your relationship with Wu Meiniang? Why did you run out of the palace in the middle of the night? Aren't you the emperor, how can you be sneaky in doing things?"
"Mei Niang and I are kind, and the queen is a sister who has known each other for many years, and I promised the queen to rescue Mei Niang. As for leaving the palace, I, I'm hungry and want to go out for a bite to eat. Chen Xiaoliu immediately understood that he had eaten one meal a day, and now he was a little hungry.
"An emperor, when he is hungry, he has to run out to steal food, and he has no interest. You sit here and wait, and don't look around. Just wait here quietly, Xiaoqing, you come out and look at him. Chen Xiaoliu found Xiaoqing and looked at Li Zhi, came to the kitchen by himself, picked up the kettle and boiled the water, opened the refrigerator and took out two buckets of instant noodles and ham sausages. Cut the ham sausage into small pieces with a knife and put it in the noodles. After the water was boiled and soaked, he found that it was too hot and shouted, "Little fat man, come in." Li Zhi, who heard the call, followed the sound to the kitchen.
"Serve it out, we'll eat out. ”
"What is this, where is this?" Li Zhi looked at the unfamiliar everything in front of him, a little surprised. These things have never been seen before. Looking at the fork in front of Chen Xiaoliu, the fork on the instant noodles also felt very novel.
"You take it out, don't forget that you are in my territory, and if you don't obey, you won't be able to get out. ”
"You!" Li Zhi's face was a little angry, and his chubby mouth pursed again.
"Do whatever you want, hurry up, or you won't be able to eat it later." Hearing that there was something to eat, Li Zhi did not hesitate to bring the soaked instant noodles to the living room. Dust Xiaoliu took two bottles of Coke in the refrigerator by the way.
"Let's eat," Chen Xiaoliu said to Li Zhi. By the way, he unscrewed the Coke, but Li Zhi next to him took a step back.
"What are you hiding, is it so scary?"
"What is this? Why can you make a sound, and you still get angry, you don't want to poison me!"
"Haha, haha, are you going to laugh at me? Drinking Coke is poisoning you?" It's been a long time since I've eaten instant noodles. Pick up the noodles with a fork and feed them into his mouth, and the sound of eating noodles came out, causing Li Zhi, who smelled the fragrance, to swallow his saliva. After eating a bite of noodles, I also drank Coke by the way. Li Zhi's slightly bulging belly growled under the lure of the scent of instant noodles.
"Eat it with confidence, if it's poisoned, I'll eat it myself. The little fat man finally couldn't stand the temptation of the fragrance, and sat down to eat like Chen Xiaoliu. Chen Xiaoliu hadn't finished eating yet, the little fat man's noodles had already bottomed out, and the soup hadn't been saved, so he looked at the instant noodles in Chen Xiaoliu's bowl.
"Here you go, here you go. ”
After eating instant noodles, Li Zhi burped and glanced at Chen Xiaoliu in embarrassment. Blushing.
"You're blushing or something, it's just burping. ”
"I've never had enough to eat like I have now, what is this?"
"Isn't it, you're the emperor, you can't eat?"
"Just because I am the Son of Heaven, I have rules and restraints in eating and doing things. But I didn't expect this to happen. ”
"You drink this and try it" Chen Xiaoliu picked up another bottle of Coke, opened it and gave it to Li Zhi. Li Zhi stretched out his meaty hand, knotted the coke, fed it to his mouth, took a small sip, some bubbles were beating on the tip of his tongue, and his mouth was sweet when he swallowed it.
"Well, it's delicious, Mei Niang, what the hell is this?"
"I'm Chenxiaoliu, and you will call me Xiaoliu in the future. This is Happy Fat House Water. ”
"What about this?" Li Zhi pointed to the instant noodles on the table.
"This is instant noodles, a type of noodles that we have been eating for a long time in our time. ”
"Xiaoliu, are you really from the future? It's really unheard of, will you be able to eat this kind of noodles in the future?"
"Well, it depends on your performance. ”
"How do you say you should behave?" Li Zhi sat forward and said eagerly.
"You have to promise not to tell anyone about this matter, this is the secret of the two of us, if you tell this secret to others, I will click" Chen Xiaoliu made a movement to wipe his neck. His eyes were extremely serious, and Li Zhi, who was sitting in the chair, trembled in fright.
"The fat house water you drank just now is my secret poison, and you have to come to me regularly to get the antidote. If you let me know, you've let a third person know the secret here. Hmph~"Dust Xiaoliu picked up the plane to scare and scare this little fat man."
"Okay, I promise not to tell the third person. "I didn't expect this little fat man to be so easy to deceive. But it still can't be taken lightly.
"Xiaoqing, if you follow him in the future, if you see him talking to others about today's events, you will kill him. Xiaoqing hovered from the chair to Li Zhi's shoulder, spit out the letter, and said, "Good master." ”
Li Zhi in the chair was so frightened that he fell down, "Snake, snake, how can a snake talk?"
"I'm afraid, if I'm afraid, I'll take you back. With the little fat man, in the blink of an eye, the two of them and a snake came to the room prepared by Caiyi, and as soon as they entered the room, they saw a fiery red figure lying on the bed.