Murong Qi smiled dumbly: "I am very glad for my husband that I succumbed to your obscenity at the beginning. Otherwise, if you turn against each other now, you will be remembered, and you don't know how to retaliate and tease. ”

Leng Qinghuan pursed her lips and smiled: "I did have a relevant plan at the beginning, and it's a pity that I couldn't put it into action, do you want to tell it and let you suffer a punishment in your heart?" ”

Murong Qi sank his face: "Don't you think that some words will hurt the harmony between you and me?" Some things are good to think about, for example, when my husband once fantasized about how to conquer you by force and make you beg me for mercy. ”

Leng Qinghuan narrowed his eyes slightly: "Now you have succeeded?" ”

Murong Qi stretched out his hand to wrap his hand around her waist: "No." Although it was begging for mercy, at least it was not done as he wanted, and it was not a conquest. ”

Leng Qinghuan took advantage of the situation and twisted his waist fiercely: "What else do you want?" ”

"I thought you would come back to life, maybe it was a thousand-year-old ginseng. I heard that you can live forever after taking a sip of soup, and I want to take a bite and taste it, but you say, is it better on the arm or better on the mouth? ”

This is in your mother's palace, can you be so open-minded?

She blinked slyly: "If you want to drink ginseng soup, fulfill you, and a bucket of bath water at night will be yours." ”

"Together in the evening, let me also see how the mallet essence takes a bath, add some red dates and wolfberries by the way, and simmer over low heat."

Leng Qinghuan glanced at him, shook off his hand and walked out: "You are the mallet spirit, you look like a mallet." ”

Murong Qi caught up and lowered his voice: "Angry? I'll tell you a joke about mallets, okay? ”

"What joke?"

What humor can a serious person like you have?

Murong Qi's voice was lowered, and it was rare that he was still a little embarrassed, and he said: "Listening to what that group of men who are not taboo in the barracks is a bit vulgar, say it in advance, don't be embarrassed and angry." ”

It wasn't a good thing to say when he heard it, Leng Qinghuan glanced at him: "Hit you?" My hands hurt. ”

Murong Qi coughed lightly and said with a wicked smile: "There is a couple who very vaguely refers to sex as washing clothes. Once the two quarreled and did not speak to each other, and the wife couldn't stand the loneliness, so she sent the child to her husband, saying that the clothes were dirty and should be washed. The husband was angry and told the child that someone else had borrowed the mallet.

The child went back to learn the truth, but the wife didn't say anything. A few days later, the husband was angry and sent the child to deliver a message that the mallet had returned and that he could wash clothes. Guess what the wife said? ”

Leng Qinghuan looked at the serious Murong Qi, a little surprised, is this still the Qi prince who was murderous and dragged 2580,000 yuan? Why are you so rogue? No, nasty.

It's just too dirty to drive in public.

No wonder people say that men are born yellow jokers. Ever since the two of them came to fruition, the little beast in Murong Qi's heart was a little ready to move, teasing himself from time to time, and he was gone on the road of hooligans.

She said angrily: "If it were me, I would say that I had already borrowed the old Wang's house next door to wash it." ”

"No," Murong Qi snorted twice, and finally said with a red face: "My wife said that she had already washed her hands." ”

Leng Qinghuan was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to realize the meaning of these words, and he raised his foot and kicked towards him: "Squid King!" ”

From now on, she Leng Qinghuan will have a psychological shadow on this word, and she is ashamed to say it.

Murong Qi was worried that her body was bulky, so she flashed her waist again, but she didn't dodge or dodge, and honestly took a kick. He also carefully held her and held back a smile: "Is this lady looking at me like a mallet for washing clothes?" ”

There were also palace maids around who looked at themselves quietly, Leng Qinghuan blushed in embarrassment, gritted her teeth and said, "I look at you like a mace!" ”

Murong Qi humbly asked: "Where is it like?" ”

Leng Qinghuan flipped his wrist: "When I fill your whole body with silver needles, it's naturally like it!" ”

Murong Qi hurriedly grabbed her wrist: "It's okay to tie your back like a hedgehog, but you can't tie your chest, otherwise, when this king holds you, it will hurt you." ”

This love talk was really slippery, and Leng Qinghuan snorted lightly: "The oil cavity is slippery." ”

At that glance, his eyebrows were shy, and his eyes were full of charm, and Murong Qi's heart fluttered: "Fairy, no wonder it will soar through the clouds and fog and seduce the soul." ”

Feelings, this curious baby is still wondering how he made the smoke rise on the surface of the lake, and asked in a roundabout way.

Leng Qinghuan took his hand: "Follow me." ”

The two went out of the palace gate, and in the courtyard, there was a blue and white porcelain fish tank, placed under the pomegranate tree, and there were two koi carp leisurely swallowing bubbles, and immediately sank when they heard footsteps.

Leng Qinghuan dragged him to the front, saw that there was no one left and right, took out a paper bag from his sleeve, opened it and pinched a little bit and added it to the fish tank.

The koi fish, which had sunk to the bottom of the water and remained motionless, actually floated up and swallowed on the surface of the water, unwilling to sink.

She tried to explain as plainly as possible: "It's just a little bait, what's the fuss?" If it weren't for the fear of exposing the horse's feet, I poured two bottles of potion into the thousand carp pond in front of Yanqing Palace, and a layer of airtight oil would be spread on the surface of the water, and the fish at the bottom would not be able to breathe, and they would all float to the surface, which would be called spectacular. ”

"What about the white mist? You can't boil all the water in a pool, can you? What are you letting people sneak into? ”

Leng Qinghuan thought for a while: "Have you tried pouring hot water on top of the ice cubes?" ”

Murong Qi nodded: "I was bored when I was a child. ”

"That's the reason, when you pour hot water on top of the ice, white steam will immediately tumble over. The difference is that the ice I use is special, and even if I put it in cold water, there will be a lot of white mist evaporation. It's all science, it's just that no one else has paid attention to it. Didn't Jinyu put this demon hat on me, don't you give up? ”

With such an explanation, Murong Qi understood. And in order to show that she is not stupid, she despised her, so she was embarrassed to continue to dig into the bottom of it, and asked her what kind of ice she used, which was so magical.

Leng Qinghuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, there are many drugs in the nano ring that need to be refrigerated and preserved by dry ice, so the ring has the function of making dry ice, and this can be regarded as opportunistic.

However, sooner or later, the secret of this nano ring will be discovered by him. In particular, he had asked himself twice, why did he have a worthless iron ring on his finger, and there were so many gemstone rings in the Qiwang Mansion that she couldn't wear it?

Before leaving the palace, Leng Qinghuan called the bell to him, lowered his voice and advised: "These days, you must take good care of your master, and remember not to let her be alone with Jinyu." I will tell your master clearly, I said this, and let her be careful to watch out for Jinyu's eyes.

She only has you by her side, a clever girl, and I don't feel at ease when I entrust it to others, so I'll explain it to you. No matter what the county lord of Jinyu says, remember, don't leave your master. ”

The bell is familiar with Leng Qinghuan these days, and he obeys her words and immediately responds happily.

"Rest assured, princess, everything will be handed over to the slave maid."

Leng Qinghuan is really not at ease, from the first time she saw Jinyu's eyes regain her sight, she had a bad feeling. Thinking of what Nazha Yinuo had reminded himself, he suspected that Jin Yu was really practicing some evil arts.

As long as she stays in Chang'an for a day, Leng Qinghuan doesn't feel that her merits are complete.

I was looking forward to the early departure of Prince Chenda and the swift removal of this troublemaker. When she arrives in Mobei, she can flutter as much as she likes, and it is good to make Mobei the next day, which can be regarded as a great contribution to Chang'an.