409 "Healing Holy Hand" Lao Liu
Guan Mao and I drank in the drunken building, talked a lot of heartfelt things, and finally made a bet to see who fell first, and the one who persevered to the end had to be responsible for sending the other one back. But the result turned out that both of them were drunk and lay down on the spot!
The stamina of the dream death liquid was really strong enough, and after I was drunk, I really dreamed that I was dead and became a ghost. However, I did not fly directly to the so-called Elysium to enjoy the blessings, nor did I go to the underworld to report to the division to wait in line for reincarnation, but returned to the familiar mass grave in Paitou Village and patronized the barbecue stall opened by Master.
The master sighed and said to me: "How many times have I persuaded you, don't go to the underworld to take risks, you don't listen, it's good, you didn't die in the hands of ghosts, but you drank yourself to death!" β
Liu Gong, Liu Po, Fan Xiucai and others also came around me and counted me: "What kind of wine do you drink at a young age?" You still drink it desperately, do you think that wine is an elixir? β
But there are also some old ghost friends who are happy that I can join them, especially the poor ghost Lao Zeng. He said to me shyly: "In the past, you disliked me and teased me, but this time you have also become a ghost, see how I clean you up in the future!" β
I was furious and wanted to beat him, only to realize that I was no longer a yin cultivator. And I just died, and the resentment in my body is very light, and I can't beat the poor ghost Lao Zeng at all. I hurriedly asked Master for help, but Master said that he was only in charge of people, and the ghosts in the ghost market would be in the hands of the headless ghost Lao Xing. So I shouted loudly again: "Lao Xing! Lao Xing! β
Lao Xing finally rode his tall paper-tied horse. As soon as he came, he stretched out his hand to me and said, "If you want me to administer justice, you have to pay the protection money first!" β
"I just died, where did I get the paper money for you?" I was helpless.
"Then you hurry down to the ground to pick Yin Yuan, we don't have any slackers here!" Lao Xing said in a vicious voice.
At this time, Liu Gong and Liu Po couldn't stand it anymore, so they directly took out two stacks of dark coins and threw them to Lao Xing, saying: "Xiaosheng is what we grew up watching, but you are not allowed to bully him, we have the money!" β
I hurriedly thanked Liu Gong and Liu Po. But suddenly, the ground began to shake violently, like an earthquake, and a big crater exploded in the middle of the ghost market!
It turned out that the hidden yin veins under the mass grave were broken by a large group of ghost cultivators, and the tall ghost cultivator reappeared and grabbed me as soon as he stretched out his hand.
He opened his bloody mouth and swallowed me in one gulp. I screamed, falling down my black esophagus, and it took me a long time to feel like it was falling into my stomach. But how is this ghost's stomach hard?
When I opened my eyes, I woke up, and the strange dream was over immediately!
"Whew!" I let out a long sigh of relief, the dream was so terrifying.
By this time I was already lying on the bed in my dorm room, and even the uniform that had been soiled from yesterday's drinking had been removed, and there was another clean set at the head of the bed. Last night, Liu Han was on duty and didn't have time to come over, and besides, she didn't have such a good temper and was willing to help me clean up the mess, so it would be good if she didn't kick me hard. The only possibility is that Wang Qi did it.
"Wang Qi! Wang Qi! So I shouted out the door.
"Yes! Here it is! Wang Qi hurriedly ran in, his hands still wet. He said to me flatteringly: "Captain, you can go back to sleep, Yao Chen has already led the team out for exercises, and I am washing your clothes." β
I smiled wryly, but at the same time I was relieved that these guys were quite self-conscious!
"How did I get back last night?" I asked him.
Wang Qi said to me a little mysteriously: "It was the person who crossed the Naihe Bridge to carry water from the Ghost Dining Gate last time who came to me, saying that you were drunk and asked me to go over and pick you up." I brought a few more personal soldiers over to carry you and Guan Mao back."
Oh, it turned out to be that guy!
I still remember his name, it should be Cai Yi. I didn't see him last night, but he should have been working in the drunken building, and he must have recognized me, so he came to find Wang Qi.
I waved my hand to Wang Qi and said, "It's okay, thank you for helping me do my laundry." β
"It's okay, Captain Zhai, you're too polite, this is what I should do!" Wang Qi closed the door with a grin and went out.
When I talked about Cai Yi, I thought about the long-ago-troubled problem of water intake. Without Huangquan water, I have never been able to make Huangquan soup. Especially now that eating the Ten Spiced Dog Meat Pot is no longer obvious enough for my cultivation, I urgently need to find an alternative new Yin meal recipe.
I think about it day and dream about it at night, maybe I dreamed of a mass grave just now because I subconsciously wanted to go home and see it. In addition, although the injury to my right shoulder has long since healed, the strength of my right arm has never been able to return to its best condition. It seems that I should really go back to Master, maybe he can help me.
There is also a system of vacations in the Yin Army, which also has to be approved at various levels. But fortunately, the army has not received any major duties after the night tour recently, and the daily drills can be led by my commanders in turn. Gan Sheng happily approved my leave report and told me to return to the team on time.
After getting the approved leave slip, I found Liu Han again and asked her if she wanted to go back with me?
Liu Han gave me a big roll of his eyes and said, "Who are you and what do you want to take me home to meet my parents?" Before I get angry, get out! β
This woman has a hot body and a hotter personality, which is really unprovoked!
However, I just said hello to her before leaving, and I didn't expect her to say yes. So, I left the underworld alone, followed a caravan back to Zuoqiu City, and returned to the yang world through the Yin Vein Passage of Zuoqiu City.
The situation at home has not changed much, and although my parents still complain about me, it is obviously less than before. They knew that it would be useless to talk too much, so they had to let me go out into the wilderness. My mother asked me about my relationship and marriage in a clichΓ©, and I replied with a smile: "I have a girlfriend, but they don't want to marry me." β
My mother said: "You don't have a serious job and no house when you run around in the wilderness all day long, how can the girl's family marry you?" β
I immediately retorted: "Mom, you're wrong, that girl's family is wilder than me, and what I don't like the most is an honest man." β
The old mother was very unhappy when she heard this, and muttered in her mouth, complaining: "You go out to the wild every day, and what you can find is not a wild girl?" Look at them in the east of the district, they all have children! β
Only then did I know that Ou Dong and Huang Lijun had given birth to a child and became parents after not seeing each other for a year. So, I hurriedly called them to say hello.
Ou Dong was happy and triumphant on the long-distance phone call. He and Huang Lijun had a boy, just a full moon, and he was in good health. At the end of the conversation, he said to me, "Guess what I named my child?" β
I laughed and quipped, "As long as you don't have the word 'nai', otherwise it will be too ugly!" β
"!" Ou Dong was actually not angry, so he told me: "My son's generation is from the 'month' generation. You know that I don't have much culture, but after thinking about it, I thought of you, the 'brisket win', and simply dismantled your word 'win' and turned it into "Yuesheng". Hehe, you don't mind if I take advantage of you, right? β
"Ou Yuesheng? Well, good name! Of course, I didn't bother with him, but I felt very happy, so I said to Ou Dong: "Since you inherited my name, you should recognize me as your godfather!" The next time we meet, I will definitely seal a big red envelope for him! β
"That's no problem! Why don't rich godfathers admit it? Ou Dong replied happily.
I'm almost doomed to be a father after cultivating Yin Gong, and now I can have a godson, and I feel very happy just thinking about it. Alas, I didn't think I would care about these things, but maybe it's because when I got to the age of establishment, I started to feel empty in my heart!
After dealing with some trivial matters at home, I hurried to find Master.
Master carefully examined the injury on my right shoulder and sighed, "You are too risky, but fortunately you didn't bite through the major artery, otherwise you would have bled too much on the spot and died!" β
I smiled bitterly: "The situation at that time was already a matter of life and death, and I really couldn't afford to think about it anymore, and I couldn't do it if I didn't work hard." β
Master still shook his head and sighed. He said, "Your character is stronger and more stubborn than mine, and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing." Since you have chosen this path for yourself, you can only rely on yourself to explore. β
"That's my shoulder......"
"Your shoulder is too badly injured for me to have such medical skills. However, Lao Liu of Baihualing has a very good way to deal with bruises, we can go to him to see. β
Lao Liu is the Yin cultivator who manages a small ghost city in Baihualing, a small town in Nanting County, and Master and I have gone to help him before. Now the development of his little ghost city is much better than before, and he should have made a lot of money. After we met, he really remembered me and readily agreed to heal me.
After seeing my shoulder injury, Lao Liu smiled: "It's okay, the bones and muscles have grown together, but the meridians are blocked and blocked!" β
"How should that be treated?" Seeing that he was relaxed, I asked anxiously.
"Acupuncture is the most effective way to deal with this condition!"
As he spoke, Lao Liu took out a set of silver needles from the house, asked me to take off my shirt, and immediately began to give me acupuncture treatment. His acupuncture technique is slightly different from the traditional Chinese medicine practitioners, and he also adds yin power, which makes me feel cold and cold at the acupuncture points with the needles, but it is very comfortable.
After doing acupuncture, Lao Liu said to me: "I will help you dredge all the damaged and blocked meridians." I'll make you another bottle of medicinal oil in a while, take it back and wipe it in the morning and evening, it will get better sooner. β
When Lao Liu said this, he pointed at my master again and said with a smile: "As for the medicine to be taken internally, your master has a better way!" β
I looked at Master in confusion. He nodded and said, "It's easy to find the cause, I do have a Yin meal recipe here, although it is only a beginner and does not help you much in your current cultivation, but it has a good effect of dredging the meridians." You take it back and eat it as you do, it can play a therapeutic role. β