I thought I would never wake up again, but when I woke up, I found myself in a completely unfamiliar place.

This is a bamboo forest, I have lived in the north for twenty-one years, and I have never seen a single bamboo, so I can't help but look at it curiously.

Looking through the gaps between the bamboos, I found a hut that was built of bamboo and looked quaint.

The bamboo hut was not far from where I was, and I walked briskly for a while before I came to the front of the bamboo hut.

However, the scene before me was shocking.

Master Zhou was sitting at the stone table in front of the bamboo house, on which there was a tea set, and the teapot was still steaming.

"Your uncle! The ghost is not gone! I cursed, and began to wonder what was around me that could be used as a weapon.

Although I was very strong, I was already panicking in my heart, I remembered that I had fallen into the ditch, how could I be here, could it be that I had fallen into the hands of Master Zhou?

"Hey! Feed! Don't be like this, if I want your life and you're already dead, can we not do it? "Master Zhou saw that I was starting to look for a weapon, and he hurriedly stood up.

"What do I have to talk to you about?" I squinted at him.

At this moment, I saw Master Zhou raise his hand and wave, and two fruit knives suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of me, the tips of which were facing my eyes, only a few centimeters away.

I shuddered and took a step back, "What do you want to talk about?" ”

"Come and sit down and have some tea." Master Zhou pointed to the position opposite him.

I hesitated, but it passed, and now that he had risen to the level of psychosis in my heart, I didn't want him to knock me out of the blue.

I still remember the wise words that the junior high school homeroom teacher said, dealing with mental illness, he just followed him when he liked to say anything, and he must not refute it.

After I sat down across from him, Master Zhou poured me a cup of tea, and I didn't know what variety of tea it was, it was fragrant, and I couldn't help but take a sip for a while.

Not to mention, this tea is really good, as soon as you enter it, it will be divided into two streams, one goes up to the brain, and the other goes down into the heart and spleen.

"Would you like to hear a story?" There was no joy or anger on Master Zhou's face.

I estimated my success rate of launching a surprise attack to kill him, and found that it seemed more reliable to listen to his story, so I nodded.

The story takes place when Master Zhou was a few years old, his parents were businessmen who traveled south and north to dump small things, and a run of goods was exceptionally smooth, making a lot of money, and the little couple was so happy that they put a charcoal stove in the house to make a barbecue.

As soon as Master Zhou's father put the skewers on the shelves, the supplier called, saying that there was something wrong with the bill and they needed to go over and check it.

Naturally, barbecue was not as important as business, and the two set off in such a hurry that they forgot to extinguish the fire.

The couple lived in a bungalow, and as soon as they went out with their front feet, they entered the house through the chimney with two yellow skins on their back feet.

Anyone who has lived in a bungalow knows that the chimney and the door of the stove are connected, and two yellow skins with black ash come out of the stove pit and run to the oven.

They came looking for the fragrance, so naturally they were not polite, and ate all the half-cooked meat skewers on the charcoal stove.

If you want to say that the yellow skin is also evil, the two of them will not be happy to eat the raw meat that is not roasted after eating the half-cooked barbecue, so they are stunned to study and roast it by themselves.

Master Zhou's parents had closed all the doors and windows when they left, and the carbon monoxide content in the house was rising, and people couldn't bear the toxicity of this carbon oxide, let alone the two yellow skins, and soon they were on all fours.

Master Zhou's parents were shocked to find that two yellow skins had died in the house when they came back, but they understood what was going on at a glance based on the situation in the house.

After such an incident, the two of them were not in the mood to eat barbecue, so they threw the two unlucky yellow-skinned corpses to a place where no one went.

Of course, the matter will not end here, otherwise there would be no Master Zhou today.

Not long after this happened, Master Zhou's parents had an accident, and the two of them died from a gas leak, while Master Zhou escaped because he was in school.

When people came to Master Zhou's house, they found that there were a lot of yellow fur on the side of the gas canister, and there were scratches and tooth marks on the valve of the gas canister.

After the previous incident, Master Zhou's parents, relatives and friends said that at this time, everyone took a look at the scene of the crime and knew that the matter was not simple, and this was Huangpizi's revenge.

I frowned when I heard this, I don't blame Master Zhou's parents for this, could it be that a thief climbed into my house from the window to steal something, and I am still responsible for falling to my death when I go out?

A very strange smile appeared on Master Zhou's face, "How is it, isn't it ridiculous?" ”

I nodded, although I am quite worthy of Master Zhou, but this matter is indeed a bit tricky.

"At that time, I was still young, and my relatives hid it from me, until one day when my uncle drank too much and said that he had leaked his mouth, and I was eleven years old that year." Master Zhou drank the tea out of the charm of wine.

"And then?" I couldn't help but ask.

"I ran away from home, and I visited people everywhere who had the ability, those who were incense, those who learned Yi, Taoist priests, monks, godfathers, and anyone I thought might have the ability, I would kowtow and beg them to teach me." Master Zhou's tone was very flat.

I was taken aback, what did I do when I was eleven years old? Soak in the arcade? Playing Little Overlord?

Imagine an eleven-year-old child who goes around learning art alone, and I feel sorry for Master Zhou.

"However, you also know that there have been too many liars these years, and I have wasted ten years of time doing free work for countless masters, and those who have a little conscience can still take care of my food and housing, and I have to work part-time when I have no conscience." When Master Zhou said this, a hint of mockery appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Until I was twenty-one years old, I met the real master, he was a beggar, I still remember that day I only had three yuan and three cents left in my pocket, I gave him all the pity he had, I didn't expect that my good thoughts at this time actually met a real master."

"Master didn't ask me for money, but told me that people's obsessions are too heavy, and I didn't think much about it at the time, but I started to talk, and the two of us sat on the road and talked a lot."

"After talking, I learned that this unattractive beggar was a hermit, you know, at that time, he put the broken bowl he asked for rice on the ground, and when he opened it again, there was an extra egg, and when he turned it over, the egg was gone."

It can't be magic, I thought to myself.

Master Zhou glanced at me and said, "You must think it's magic, let me tell you, it's not, because I also asked the same question at that time, Master He took out a few small things from his pocket and put them in front of him, and I couldn't see him anymore."

Later, he suddenly appeared next to me and said that this was Qimen Dunjia, do you know how excited I was at that time? When I knelt down, I kowtowed to him and begged him to take me as a disciple. ”

"Master is unwilling, saying that the hatred in my heart is too deep, yes, I want to avenge my parents, Master does not agree with me, so I will always follow him, this is three years."

"Finally, one day, the master said, it's just that my life is coming to an end, and the skills in my hands can't be lost like this."

"Master was finally willing to accept me as an apprentice, I was so happy at that time, Master gave me seven pieces of paper that were about to fall off the slag, and the words written on it were all seal characters, he said that this is part of Qimen Dunjia, and he will have five disadvantages and three shortcomings when he learns, and asked me if I really decided?"

"I agreed in one bite, and the master said that this Qimen Dunjia itself is incomplete, and if I still cling to hatred after learning, I will inevitably end up in a disillusioned end."

"After saying that, Master sat there and didn't move, I waited for a long time, and then I took a breath and realized that Master was gone, so I buried Master on the mountain he liked to go to the most in his life, and then learned the seven pages while begging."

"By the time I fully completed my studies, I was already forty years old, and half of my life had passed in a hurry, but I didn't regret it at all, since then, I killed when I saw Huangpizi, and killed when I saw Huangpizi, what I can't figure out is, why should you and the person surnamed Tian go against me?"

In the end, Master Zhou stared straight at me.

I was speechless by his question, I didn't expect Master Zhou to have such a story, I said why he didn't want to see Sister Xiao Yao so much, because the disciples of the horse worshiped Huang Xian, it would be strange if he was to see him.

"That, I don't know so many things in it, you can see it, I'm just a little white man, and I follow the chores." I was embarrassed to say.

"Little white man, I don't think it's that simple, do you want to know why I'm talking to you so much?" Master Zhou poured himself another cup of tea.

I nodded, if you want to say that it is naturally best, or I wouldn't dare ask.

"This body of mine has broken too much, and I don't have a few days to live, and your body is very suitable for cultivation." Master Zhou said unhurriedly.

I'm creepy,! This guy is thinking about my body.

"What, can we have a discussion, you see that you are so handsome, I am so ugly, you will suffer a lot with my body." I'm sweating all over my head.

"Don't talk nonsense, I think you have a lot to say about that body, but it doesn't matter, as long as your soul dies here, there will be nothing to say." Master Zhou said to me with a wicked smile.

"Your uncle! You're going to make me talk to me so much! "I just dropped the cup in my hand.

Master Zhou raised his eyebrows, "Anyway, you are going to be scattered, let the world leave you some last thoughts, don't worry, your body is definitely better than giving it to those beasts, do you think I don't know that you have two miscellaneous hairs on your body?" If it weren't for the fear of startling the snakes, I would have done them a long time ago. ”

Depend on! I cursed in my heart, I would rather be possessed than scattered.

"Fuck your uncle!" I jerked back, and the sole of No. 43 kicked towards Master Zhou's big face.