Chapter 0014 - Isn't It Just Eating Your Frogs! Still hit me with a small report?
Coulson and Melinda are standing outside the gate of Juilliard School with a frown at the moment! Coulson was dressed in a formal suit, and Melinda rarely changed out of her habitual tight-fitting combat outfit and put on a light short-sleeved long skirt, although this skirt and high heels made her feel very twisted and uncomfortable!
If she could, Melinda would rather fight a bunch of terrorists than dress like this to come to school! Today, they were notified by the school teacher that they must come to Mr. Mayne's office before school ends that afternoon!
"Melinda, what do you think is the matter? Could it be that Anne burned some mischievous kid? Standing at the gate of the school, Coulson took off the sunglasses he was wearing on his eyes, and made a rare joke with Melinda next to him!
"Cut! Alright, Phil! If that's the case, it's not the teacher who comes to us! At least it will be the police! Melinda thinks that at most, Anne is just mischievous!
"That's right! So, let's go in and see what the teacher has to say! I'm betting a hundred dollars, betting that Anne will come and beat up some poor kid on paper? After tucking his sunglasses back into his jacket pocket, Coulson smiled as he walked inside.
"......" Melinda shook her head and looked at Coulson angrily, it seems that Phil has indeed been idle and panicked recently, so she won't bet on these boring things with him!
Mayne Linsky is a professor at the school, and in general, American elementary school teachers are generalists, often one teacher is responsible for teaching several subjects, and Mayne is such a one. She teaches Math, English (ELA) and Science, and is a mentor to several students!
Public full-time primary and secondary schools usually do not have any class teachers, let alone home home visits, and teachers' home visits are absolutely not allowed. Private schools are not included!
In private schools, there is usually a tutor for every student. The role of this tutor is a bit like that of a homeroom teacher, who is mainly responsible for guiding several students and writing school performance reports to their parents several times a year.
Of course, when some students dare to do something unthinkable, they will also invite parents to talk. Teachers usually don't criticize students directly, and they don't look for reasons from students! Instead, we usually talk to the student's parents first, trying to find the key to the problem from the parents first.
Coulson and Melinda are now in this situation, and they are extremely embarrassed to walk into Mr. Mayne's office! As two high-level agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., they are now invited to school in the form of "inviting parents", which makes Coulson and Melinda, who are both single for the time being, embarrassed at the same time, but also have a little strange feeling!
"Hello, nice to meet both, please be seated!" Mayne, the teacher, stared at the two middle-aged men and women who walked into the office, Coulson and Melinda, and then flipped through the student information book in her hand.
"So you're Anne's parents? Phil Coulson? Melinda May? After seeing the name on the guardian's information column, Teacher Mayne was a little puzzled, as if Anne's surname was not related to either of them? This question struck her as strange.
"Well, of course not! We're just Anne's aunt and uncle, her parents... Well, because we are engaged in some confidential work in the government department, we have to act as temporary guardians for the time being. Coulson struggled for a while, and soon came up with a more reliable statement.
"Is there something wrong with Anne's studies?"
Melinda finds herself uncomfortable in her current role, which makes her feel uncomfortable! She's better suited to be a combat field agent! Instead of pretending to be Anne's parents like now! This feeling of crampedness made her desperate to end it all sooner! So he hurriedly asked aloud on the side.
"Nope! There was nothing wrong with Anne's studies! In fact, she did a great job in every class! It even far exceeds the average of other students of the same age in some classes. Mayne remembered the music teacher who had threatened to give Anne an A+ grade in her first music class!
And..., when Anne was in her math class, it was just a very ordinary math problem, and after Anne raised her hand to say that she would do it, Mayne asked her to go to the blackboard to solve it.
As a result..., Anne wrote a lot of math formulas on the blackboard in front of her and the whole class, and the most difficult thing for Mayne to accept was that she, the math teacher, didn't understand the solution process except for the final answer!
Afterwards, she took a screenshot and asked her math tutor who had a PhD in college, but the conclusion was: the answer is correct, but the process is too cumbersome! In some places, there is even a very advanced level of mathematics involved! Of course, some formulas seem weird! Then the tutor thought that Mayne had written these solutions, and praised her and encouraged her to continue to develop on the path of mathematics!
Mayne didn't dare to explain much about the mentor's misunderstanding at the time, so he could only hang up the phone after a while. Do you want her to say: the question is not her answer, it is an eight-year-old girl in her class? It's a little too scary, isn't it?
"Not studying? So what's wrong with Anne? ”
Coulson and Melinda were a little puzzled, since it wasn't for academic reasons, could it be that Anne burned some unlucky egg to ashes? If that's the case, this Mayne-sensei wouldn't be so calm now, right? Then it must have beaten up Anne for a certain boy! Hopefully not too badly injured? Besides, isn't it normal for children to get into awkward fights?
Coulson remembers that when he was a child, he used to give a broken brick to a classmate's head! Fortunately, the other party just had a small bag on his head at that time! Otherwise, he, Coulson, would have spent his childhood in a youth correctional camp!
"That's how it happened! Yesterday in lab class, you may not be able to imagine what I saw! ”
Mayne calmed down for a moment and remembered the scene in the morning: this was a normal experimental class, dissecting frogs! Mayne needs to go back to the office to get some necessary courseware due to something, and it may take a while! So, she plans to let the students observe the live frogs in the buckets...
But what she never expected was what she would see when she returned to the lab! She turned out! See a group of students eating roasted frogs! My God! Her students actually built a small campfire in her lab and roasted the frogs she was going to use for anatomy lessons!!
And the culprit, no doubt! Annie, of course! It was she who instigated and took the lead in roasting the frog and eating it! The campfire was made of two broken wooden chairs! But what Mayne couldn't figure out was: where did Anne get the match or lighter to light it?
Mayne was so scared that she almost had a heart attack! Although the school doctor later confirmed that there was nothing wrong with the students' bodies, and the frog legs were edible and confirmed to be roasted, the ...... was confirmed.
After this incident, the first thing Juilliard School Housekeeping Facilities did was to add surveillance to this classroom, and at the same time install firefighting facilities such as automatic sprinklers! Then the teachers were ordered to leave the students alone and leave the students in the laboratory during the experimental class!
"We're sorry for that! Anne has caused the loss to the school, and we will pay the bill in time! Coulson and Melinda looked at each other and secretly wiped their sweat! Although they were apologizing on the surface, the hearts of the two were secretly relieved! OK! It's just a roasted frog!
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