Chapter 4: Siri Almighty
Li Wenliang woke up, with a splitting headache, and his limbs were weakly paralyzed on the bed.
There was a noisy sound outside the street, Li Wenliang was a little irritated to close the window door, opened his mobile phone and saw that it was already more than twelve o'clock at noon.
The mobile phone wallpaper uses Han Shuang's artistic photos, which are very beautiful, but Li Wenliang faintly feels that his heart is in pain like something is grabbing him.
"Han Shuang. ”
Li Wenliang's eyes were red, holding his mobile phone to delete everything related to Han Shuang, and after deleting everything about Han Shuang, Li Wenliang sat on the edge of the bed weakly.
"Drop!"
When the message sounded, Li Wenliang subconsciously thought that it was sent by Han Shuang, and hurriedly picked up his mobile phone, hoping to see the text message sent by Han Shuang saying that last night was just a joke.
When he opened the message, he thought too much, this was just an early warning from a communications company, saying that there would be a meteorite falling on the earth's surface today, so everyone should pay attention to precautions and try not to appear in crowded places.
Neuropathy, meteorite falls, you can't hide if you want to!
Li Wenliang washed up and went downstairs, and there were some used medicine patches on the countertop.
Looking at these patches, Li Wenliang really wanted to smoke himself to death, his mother was kicked out of the house by his grandfather after he gave birth, and he didn't sit in confinement, and now when he encounters a rainy day, his legs and feet will be painful, and there are many inconveniences in his movements.
When my mother called last night when it rained, why didn't I think of going home to apply medicine to my mother? What a bastard!
Li Wenliang hurriedly walked out of the door, and at this time, in front of the vegetable stall, Li Xiaomei was enduring rheumatic pain and chatting with the aunt who came to buy vegetables.
The frowning brow makes people know how much pain she is suffering at this time.
"Mom, are you alright?"
Li Wenliang came out to support Li Xiaomei and asked Li Xiaomei to sit down.
Li Wenliang sold a few handfuls of vegetables for Li Xiaomei, and the neighbors who passed by praised Li Xiaomei for giving birth to a good son, but Li Wenliang felt guilty in his heart.
During his relationship with Han Shuang, he asked his mother for money many times for various reasons, and his mother lost his temper after hesitating.
Li Wenliang now thinks about his actions, and he really can't help but scold himself for being a beast. For a woman who plays with her feelings, she doesn't sympathize with her mother's hardships, and often dislikes her mother's bad and bad, which makes her mother sad late at night.
"Mom, you rest first, and I'll help you sell it. ”
"Wen Liang, don't you have class today? If you have a class, you can't delay your studies. ”
When it comes to studying, Li Wenliang is even more ashamed.
He took the make-up exam for two years before he was barely admitted to Jiangzhou University, and after stepping into the university, he couldn't resist the temptation of the game and embarked on a road of no return.
In the two years at Jiangzhou University, except for one or two classes carefully listened to by the Chinese tutor, he was completely confused.
Li Wenliang was silent for a moment, and suddenly said, "Mom, I don't want to study anymore." ”
"Huh?" Li Xiaomei heard this, and an anger flashed between her eyebrows.
"It's nothing, Mom, I'm sorry to worry you. Li Wen's conscience is complicated.
"Silly boy, what are you talking about? By the way, your girlfriend is very beautiful, and your mother is very satisfied. ”
"My girlfriend?" Li Wenliang chuckled in his heart, could it be ...... Mom saw the Han Shuang of my phone wallpaper?
It's over, how do you explain it? Do you tell your mother that your son was just dumped by someone? I don't know how much it hurts my mother's heart, after all, Han Shuang is such a good-looking girl, it's strange that my mother doesn't like it!
But Li Xiaomei's next words made Li Wenliang stunned......
"Your girlfriend Yanyu is good-looking and polite, sweet and quiet, if she hadn't helped you back last night, you would have been drunk until dawn. ”
"Yanyu?Su Yanyu?" Li Wenliang was stunned, thinking back to the fragments of last night, by the way, it seemed that he saw Su Yanyu late at night.
She...... How did you send yourself back?
"Don't let them down, bring her home early, and your mother will hold her grandson early." ”
"Mom, what are you talking about! It's still early......"
The explanation is obviously superfluous, and in my mother's subconscious, Su Yanyu has become her daughter-in-law.
Hey, instead of making her happy in vain, it's better to drag it like this first!
After noon, no one came to buy vegetables, and after Li Wenliang and Li Xiaomei had eaten, they all went to take a lunch break.
Li Wenliang returned to the room and found Su Yanyu's phone number in his classmate's address book.
"Thank you Su Yanyu, I have time to invite you to dinner. Li Wenliang sent a message to the past.
Soon, the message came back, "It's okay if you're fine, just rest when you're drunk, don't play with your phone." ”
"Thank you for your concern. ”
In this day and age, don't play with your phone?
But when he connected to the Internet, the post on the school forum came into view, and Li Wenliang's face completely changed color.
"The mongrel Li Wenliang was abandoned by the goddess. ”
"The shameless stinky sling silk also deserves to have a goddess?"
"I have long guessed that the sling is always the sling, and the goddess will eventually stay away from her. ”
"This stinky sling is still an incompetent waste, I really don't know how he survived. ”
The entire school forum, except for a few posts at the top that talked about discipline and school rules, all the others were mocking Li Wenliangtian for being shameless and a toad wanting to eat swan meat.
"Han Shuang ......"
Li Wenliang was furious, and public opinion in these posts pointed at him, but in these posts, there was no mention of Han Shuang.
Li Wenliang thought with his toes that this was Han Shuang's dog leg dredged the school forum management, and once there was a negative thing about Han Shuang, it would be deleted, leaving him Li Wenliang infamous in the forum.
"Whoosh!"
Li Wen slammed the phone against the wall angrily.
The next moment, there was no sound of the phone hitting the wall, but the phone was suspended in the air.
That's right, Li Wenliang can see it clearly, the phone is really suspended in the air.
"How can I help you? Human temper tantrums can greatly affect the life span of a person, please dispel your anger. I'm Siri, your all-around assistant, if you need help, please say Hey, Siri, and then say what you need to do. ”
Li Wenliang was completely stunned, and said hey! Can Siri solve his own problems?
Li Wenliang didn't have time to ask why the phone was suspended in the air, but he didn't want to see his Li Wenliang's notoriety appear in the forum for a moment.
"Hey, Siri, help me delete all the posts on the Jiangzhou University forum, and set Li Wenliang as a sensitive word, once the word Li Wenliang appears, the post will be automatically deleted. ”
When Li Wenliang said this, it was purely an idiot's dream to comfort himself, and he never thought that this almighty Siri could help him.
"Okay, according to your request, we have started to conquer the Jiangzhou University Forum. ”
All posts on the Jiangzhou University forum have been deleted successfully. ”
Li Wenliang has been set as a sensitive word in the forum, and the post will be automatically deleted once it appears. ”
Neuropathy.