Instead of passive insomnia.

It's better to take the initiative to stay up late.

Chen Pi lay on the bed, finished the morning tea and Zhao was shy, and directly began to study the doom system.

"Huh?"

"I forgot that there was another chance to draw a lottery."

Pump him.

Grunt.

Fifteen seconds later, the hands landed on the four words "All Army Spitting".

Tangerine peel is lost again.

What the hell is this?

【Redeem.】 】

[Yin value -1, remaining Yin value 9.] 】

[Mischievous Talisman] - Spit attack with the whole army.

Synopsis:This is a talisman specially used for pranks.,Stick the talisman on the back of the target person.,Within a certain period of time,It will stimulate the effect of group ridicule.,Where it passes,Ten thousand people spit on.。

Tips: Because this talisman is too domineering and not necessary, it is not recommended for the host to use it, which will damage Yin Virtue.

Oops, hey.

Chen Pi got up from the bed with a grunt.

With this treasure, our fat man won't be able to sleep, perfect.

……

Early morning.

Nanchuan Art Institute.

There was silence and silence.

The thin morning mist shrouded the campus like a light veil, and the majestic and magnificent teaching buildings were hidden in the faint morning mist, and the dawn of the whole campus was so warm and beautiful. In late autumn, the grass withers, the bare branches hang listlessly on the trunks, and the once green grass is now just a withered yellow.

Chen Pi was holding a fritter in his left hand and a cup of soy milk in his right hand, and he was stunned and poked at the downstairs of Yang Changping's dormitory, staring at the entrance of the building with his eyes, waiting for the target to appear.

When the hands on the watch cross 6:30.

Yang Changping, who had dark circles under his eyes, finally appeared.

Chen Pi wore a peaked cap, wrapped himself tightly, walked towards Yang Changping without saying a word, and took a snakeskin position for himself halfway.

With one hand, he pinched the [All Army Spit Attack].

Wipe it lightly.

Looking at the cyan talisman hidden on Yang Changping's back, Chen Pi finally clapped his hands and smiled sheepishly.

Return to the dormitory.

Gather the three sand sculpture brothers: "Get up, take the power bank, hold your mobile phone, let's not do anything today, just follow Yang Changping." ”

Five minutes later.

Chen Pi found Yang Changping at the door of the cafeteria.

I should have just gone to the playground for a walk, and I guess I was depressed last night.

It's still early.

There are very few people in the cafeteria.

The three brothers, Chen Pi and Sha Sculpture, all wore masks and hats, trying not to let Yang Changping find out.

At this time, Yang Changping was walking towards the window of selling rice, probably preparing to buy porridge and steamed buns. Uncle Rice Seller is an old man in the school, who has been selling food in the art academy for more than 30 years, and he laughs when he meets people, and he is a very amiable old man.

Yang Changping is still his usual style, after all, he is the vice president of the student union, he holds his chest up, even his clothes are meticulously worn, and he has a layer of hairspray on his head, which is shiny.

"Master, good morning, I want an eight-treasure porridge and two vegetarian buns." Yang Changping didn't want to eat meat now, and his heart was panicked.

The old man in the canteen work uniform mechanically served the rice with a big spoon, then took out two vegetarian buns from the cage drawer, and as soon as he looked up, he was ready to hand them to Yang Changping.

And then.

A wonderful scene happened.

Maybe he was a little dazzled, the old man looked at Yang Changping's face, hesitated for two seconds, and then said: "Tui!" ”

It was directly a mouthful of thick phlegm, and it was spit on Yang Changping's face.

Yang Changping: "......? ”

Yang Changping didn't react for a while.

He also reached out and wiped it, and shook his skull, as if he thought he was dreaming, but the dream was a little disgusting.

After shaking it, he realized that it was not a dream.

It's true.

Oops.

This old man is crazy!

With his waist crossed, Yang Changping was about to scold the other party, but the old man didn't pay attention to him at all, turned around and left.

A mouthful of old blood was stuffed in my heart.

I had to walk away hatefully, and I didn't want porridge and buns.

Disgusting.

I can't eat it at all.

This scene happened to be photographed by the three sand sculpture brothers.

They were all very excited: "Yang Changping on the dog day is unpopular, it turns out that even the uncle who sells rice knows what he has done, and I give 100 points for this mouthful of thick phlegm." ”

After leaving the cafeteria.

Yang Changping was obviously in a terrible mood.

Along the way, even the normally straight chest was slightly bent, and the saliva on the face had actually been wiped clean, but it just felt dirty.

But time did not allow him to go back to the dormitory.

The main reason is that Yang Changping is reluctant to go back to the dormitory, he always feels that the dormitory is weird and crazy.

When I was about to walk to the school building.

Running into the director of the Academic Affairs Office, Yang Changping hurriedly leaned over: "Director, good morning." ”

The bald teacher, who was originally standing downstairs smoking, turned his head and saw that it was Yang Changping, first raised his hand, and subconsciously prepared to pat this polite and good student.

But halfway through the hand, my throat and eyes itched a little, and then: "Tui!" ”

This phlegm seems to be out of your control.

It happened to spit on Yang Changping's head.

The shiny hair burst in an instant.

Yang Changping was stunned.

Don't be so disgusting in the morning, it's amazing that you are the leader!

Not to mention that Yang Changping was stunned, the three sand sculpture brothers were stunned with their mobile phones, and couldn't help but burst into a foul language for Yang Changping: ", Director Ollie will give it." ”

"Headshot!"

"I'll never say he's a bald donkey again."

Huff.

It's all embarrassing.

Yang Changping didn't dare to scold the leader, and it was impossible for the leader to apologize to the students, just act as if nothing had happened.

According to the director's inner drama: "Lao Tzu didn't wear glasses today, Lao Tzu can't see anything clearly, no one asks, and if you ask, you don't know." ”

Suppress the fire.

Yang Changping walked into the teaching building with his head down.

Just a group of young and energetic elementary school girls passed by, it was originally a giggling fight, but time and space suddenly stood still.

“tui。”

“tui。”

“tui。”

The soft glutinous saliva with the smell of fragrant jin smashed on Yang Changping's body.

If it's no man's land.

or mouth-to-mouth.

He's happy to swap it.

But in front of the public, he was spurned by a group of little girls!

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

"Stand still, don't you have eyes? Don't see anyone here? What major are you in? Name, student number! The current freshmen are really upside down, even the seniors dare to tease, who are your counselors? Yang Changping didn't dare to scare the leaders and teach this group of elementary school girls a lesson, he was a professional.

Syllable.

There was a sudden tap on the shoulder.

Yang Changping turned his head.

“tui！”

The door of the brain was directly attacked.

A very intellectually dressed beauty, wearing a long windbreaker, looked at him with a firm gaze: "I am their counselor, since I say that I am a senior, why do I bully a junior girl?" Who is your counselor? ”

At this moment.

Yang Changping is crazy.

What do you mean?

Partnering bullies, right?

Whoever Lao Tzu recruits provokes is whether they spit on Lao Tzu first, and the wicked sue first! And you, a counselor, how can you be as knowledgeable as a student, how can you spit!

Though...... It's quite fragrant.

The people around him gathered more and more, but they just looked at Yang Changping from a distance, and did not open their mouths to spit on it, probably because the attack distance was not enough.

Suddenly.

There was a spicy little beauty in the crowd who shouted loudly: "I know him, his name is Yang Changping, he plays with the feelings of my good sister, enlarges my best friend's belly, and tricks people to have a fetus, irresponsible scumbag, I bah!" ”

It's three meters away.

This mouthful of incense can fall on Yang Changping's face.

"it."

"It turned out to be a scumbag!"

"It's disgusting! I really want to you! ”

Seeing that the situation was out of control, Yang Changping was a good man who didn't fight with women, and turned around decisively to run away, and if he didn't run, he would probably be beaten by the group.

Pondering as you run.

What the hell is going on today?

Doom in the air?

Why is everyone spitting on themselves!

Could it be that someone is behind it? Are they all negotiated? Yes, it must be Zhou Shutong, it must be that slut!

The words of the spicy little beauty reminded Yang Changping that he is now aiming all the fingers at Zhou Shutong, thinking that it is all her fault.

Ran all the way to his classroom.

patted his chest: "It's finally safe, and it's still comfortable to work by yourself." ”

"Old Yang? How did you? A familiar voice came from his ears, it was Lao Tie in the same class.

"Well, what's wrong?" Yang Changping raised his head and said hello, he finally had a normal person.

“tui！”

Yang Changping just opened his mouth to speak.

Goo-dong.

A mouthful of thick phlegm full of bad breath burrowed into his mouth.

It must be a fool who didn't sleep all night and went all night.

It's so uncomfortable!

Vomit!

Yang Changping really couldn't hold back this time, and he retched when he leaned next to the podium.

At this time, his psychological shadow area is estimated to have covered the sky, and he is completely confused, and he can't think through it or figure it out.

In the hidden corner, several mobile phones secretly filmed the whole process of Yang Changping being spit out from different angles.

Zhang Yu couldn't help but have a live video broadcast with Zhou Shutong, and explained in a low voice: "Zhou Zhou, it's really a wicked person who has evil retribution, look at that kid's damage, whoever comes and who vomits, everyone must hate him and help you get angry." ”

The clock came to 7:55.

More and more students are coming to the classroom.

Yang Changping squatted on the edge of the podium, which happened to be the only way for everyone.

The climax is coming.

Chen Pi watched.

A classmate walked by, looked at Yang Changping, without saying a word, it was directly tui!

There is no psychological pressure after spitting, as if spitting Yang Changping is to sign in and punch in, and if you don't spit on, you will deduct credits and attendance.

Two classmates pass by, and they will cooperate with each other, it feels like they are silently counting, one, two, three, tui!

After spitting on it, he didn't take care of Yang Changping.

It feels like walking down the street, and the thugs are and don't tell you why, what do you see? I'll hit you with anything!

Yang Changping, who was squatting on the ground, couldn't raise his head at all.

There was a wriggling in the stomach.

Retching turns into real vomiting.

The sour smell is tangy.

Then, he couldn't get up even more.

7:58。

A large wave of students poured in.

No way.

I had to queue up.

Because the classmates in front of me can't finish spitting, they won't leave early.

Even if the one behind him doesn't have that mind, when he stands next to Yang Changping, he will naturally spit it out, and he can't help it.

A real check-in.

“tui。”

“tui。”

“tui。”

“……”

Originally, the teacher thought that there had been some kind of teaching accident, and he came in and wanted to dissuade him, but he just approached Yang Changping: "Tui! ”

Okay...... He vomited more than anyone else.

Qin Hui is more comfortable than Yang Changping.

Chen Pi was lying next to the glass in the corridor, looking at this scene, the whole person was excited: "There is also today for dog days." ”

Produced by bad luck.

Must be boutique.

Fantastic system.

Ollie gives!

How do you say that sentence: "The world of flowers is charming, don't have the strength to race your face!" ”

Just one day.

The video and photo of Yang Changping being spurned by 10,000 people were on the hot search on the forum, and they were refined and placed at the top, with 100,000+ clicks.

It is said that on that day, no matter where Yang Changping went, as long as it was a place where there were people, he would inevitably be spurned and could not hide.

If he dares to hide.

The one who made him a target would go crazy and chase after him.

If you don't spit on it, you won't give up.

If you can't spit it, you can't do it.

There was a classmate, maybe he was too nervous, he didn't vomit on Yang Changping, he chased for three kilometers, and finally pulled Yang Changping's hands away from his face, and came to kill him with his face, so it was over.

There is no way to file a complaint.

Calling the police will not work.

Some classmates saw with their own eyes that the police who handled the matter spit on Yang Changping in front of a bunch of students, making Yang Changping cry.

I really cried.

throughout the process.

No one made a move against Yang Changping, everyone kept a safe distance very civilly, only moved their mouths, and did not scold, which was a long-distance jet attack.

You can't win a lawsuit.

It's all an accident.

It's saliva, following the naughty wind, flying to your face by itself, and it has nothing to do with the mouth.

The main thing is that you're too unlucky.

Is it that you have done too much for lack of virtue and have been retributed by God?

Carried it for a day.

Yang Changping disappeared.

Completely disappeared from Nanchuan Art Academy.

It is said that he applied for withdrawal directly, and even the withdrawal procedures were handled by his family, and he himself said in the circle of friends: "Even if I die in this life, I will not step into Nanchuan Art Institute again, the students here are too unqualified!" ”

Chen Pi looked at Yang Changping's circle of friends, smiled and said nothing, as long as you do evil, one day you will find that retribution will come to the door by itself.

It's not that you don't report it.

The time has not yet come.

……

……

Some people appear in your life just to tell you that he is so weak and that he really looks like a big fool.

When Yang Changping's matter gradually subsided, the last class off-site shooting activity of the radio and television editing and directing major was gradually approaching.

Cao Dahai was originally ambitious.

As a class leader.

His initial idea was that all the students in the entire major should find a picturesque scenic spot together, which can not only play, but also complete the homework, killing two birds with one stone, and highlighting his organizational and coordination skills.

But it backfired.

Without the teacher's coordination, everyone expressed their opinions in the group, and it was impossible to reach an agreement.

Some people want to play in the ice and snow in the north, some people want to go to the tropical beaches to volleyball and surf in the south, and some people want to explore the primeval forests, no one can convince anyone.

Time is approaching day by day.

No way.

In the end, it can only be shot and scattered.

Everyone finds their own small group, the time is still five days and four nights, as long as the final work assigned by the teacher is finally completed, everything is up to them.

Cao Dahai gave up treatment.

Everyone has their own ambitions, and he, the squad leader, really can't gather a class of goblins.

Originally, Chen Pi was not familiar with most of the people in the class, and even his dormitory was hovering outside his major, and none of the three sand sculpture brothers studied radio and television.

Really went.

It's not good to play.

Winter is coming soon, so it's better to have fun with the three sand sculpture brothers.

Chen Pi returned to the dormitory and spoke his mind, and soon received extremely high feedback.

"Fat man, since your major has such a final work requirement, then we must cooperate as brothers. It doesn't matter if you can't play with them, let's form a game by ourselves and find a place to wave around? Liu Qiang, who had a sharp-beaked monkey gills, suggested.

"That candidate is the same as last time, men and women are not tired of working together." Lu Hang expressed his opinion, this kid has been very close to Yu Mengmeng recently, just a layer of window paper.

"No, no, no, I'll apply for one more person." Zhang Yu said anxiously.

"Who?" Lu Hang and Liu Qiang deliberately teased him, "It's not okay to be unfamiliar." ”

"Zhou Zhou, you've all seen it." Zhang Yu also explained, "The body of the elementary school girl has been raised, but the trauma of the soul needs to be more delicately soothed, I think it must be a good choice to go out and play." ”

"Rascal, you're just a glutton."

"However, then again, the figure of the elementary school girl is really quite expected."

"I also have a lot of experience, I know everything, I don't need to train Brother Yu at all, I earn it."

Since sticking to Zhou Shutong.

Zhang Yu's nickname in the dormitory has also evolved directly from octopus to Brother Yu, as if 404 has such an unspoken rule: "If you don't have a woman, you don't deserve to be called brother." ”

Up to now.

There are already two people with the title of 'brother', Brother Lu Hang, Brother Fish, Zhang Yu, and Chen Pi...... Chen Pi is the master, fierce and invincible, 404 carry the handle.

The only thing that is more embarrassing is Liu Qiang, and I don't know when Banya will be promoted to Brother Ya!

Do what you think.

The initiator, Panya Liu Qiang, directly built a WeChat group and pulled everyone in, don't look at the fact that there is no object in Panya, the WeChat of the young ladies can be all of them, even Su Rourou's.

WeChat group name: Five days and four nights self-driving tour.

Group size: 8 people.

Specifically, Chen Pi, Liu Qiang, Lu Hang, Zhang Yu, Su Rourou, Zhao Hanxi, Yu Mengmeng and the newly joined Zhou Shutong.

The specific division of labor is also very clear.

Since Liu Qiang is the initiator, he is responsible for finding a place, checking the road map, and getting accommodation and catering.

Chen Pi is in charge of transportation, since it is said to be a self-driving tour, the vehicle must be indispensable, at least two SUVs with large space. After a few months of experience, the fat man has found all the thirty properties in his name, and he can have an income of almost 80,000 yuan per month for rent alone.

For a college student.

With a monthly income of 80,000 yuan, he is already a local tyrant.

Moreover, Chen Pi also has a formal job with five insurances and one housing fund, not counting performance bonuses, and the Secret Investigation Bureau can issue a salary of about 18,000 to Chen Pi according to the star rating.

Rent a car, more than enough.

Chen Pi and Zhao Hansy and Lu Airlines all have driver's licenses, and when I asked later, Zhou Shutong also has two cars and four drivers, just right.

Lu Hang and Yu Mengmeng took the initiative to take on the task of buying snacks and drinks.

Zhao Han was the most arrogant, as if he had directly prepared four sets of luxury tents, what did he say, what if he needed to sleep in the wild?

As soon as this proposal came out.

Everyone is directly hi.

Everyone thinks that we simply don't book any hotels for this self-driving trip, and camp directly in the wild, which is cool to think about.

Unanimous vote: five days and four nights of wild camping self-driving tour for eight people.