Chapter 3: The Daddy's Roommate
Hearing this, Zhen Jian pursed his lips disapprovingly and said, "Hey, Lao Tie, you are really drunk, look at your big wine, how much have you drunk." β
Seeing that I was full of alcohol, Zhenjian only thought that I was talking nonsense, and did not believe it at all.
I had a serious expression and said seriously: "Brother, it's true, female ghost, female ghost in red, zongzi, zongzi, dear ......"
Drunk men like to pull calves, and there is a lot of nonsense.
Zhen Jian was too lazy to continue to talk to me, and originally wanted to fight with me, and specially bought an oversized bronze giant sword from the stall, but now it seems that he is not in the mood.
The goods packed up the props, a large and a small long sword on his shoulder, patted me on the shoulder, and said angrily: "Hehe, brother, if there is a peanut, it will not be drunk like this, you drink high." Okay, it's not early, hurry back to the house and rest, I'll go take a shower first. β
I was quite helpless.
After all, this kind of thing is too shocking to be believed by a normal earthling. Not to mention the best view, even if it were me, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it at all. If someone told me that, I would think it was a psychopath.
At this time, I thought of my grandfather.
My grandfather was a feng shui master. That bad old man, with thick eyebrows and a long face, dressed ordinarily, always dressed in a dark gray robe, with that semi-bald hairstyle, looked a bit sanctimonious.
Actually, my grandfather is not a very powerful master, in my opinion, he is a half-assed person who can pretend to be forced. However, it is strange to say that he is such a half-hanger, but he is famous far and wide, and the important thing is that he is often approached to see feng shui.
That's not the point, the point is what he said, and everyone else believed it.
In the past, my grandfather told me about some feng shui, leaving the gods and ghosts, and I thought he was pulling calves and scaring children, but I really didn't expect that such a thing would happen.
It's a pity that I'm in the suburbs, and that bad old man is in his hometown, and it's definitely too late to go to him now.
Helplessly, I returned to the room and sat on the big bed, full of tits like that beautiful female ghost, lingering.
Thinking back to the woman's resentful eyes, dignified demeanor, speech and demeanor, and the fact that she couldn't even hit her at such a fast speed, I couldn't help but feel afraid for a while. That stunner in the world, ahh
Forget it, Zhen Jian didn't believe it, so he could only talk to the wooden stick.
At this time, Lin Kun walked in from outside the door in a panic.
The expression was nervous and the expression was frightened.
What's going on?
Could it be that he also met that female ghost?
I got up to greet me and said anxiously: "Mubang, what time is it, why did you come back?" β
Lin Kun looked nervous, and after coming in, he locked the door with his backhand, and with a nervous expression, he pulled me to the house.
I saw that something was wrong with his state, and I chuckled in my heart, could it be that the female ghost really chased after him and was met by him, right?
Before I could speak, Lin Kun helped me and asked me to sit down on the edge of the bed, with a serious expression: "You sit quickly, you sit quickly, close the door......
I hurriedly closed the door of the back room again.
"What's going on? What happened? Look at you so nervous...... "I was nervous for a while, and I was even more nervous by his nervous emotions, and my heart became even more uneasy.
Lin Kun said mysteriously: "When I just came back, on the way, I ran into a cat...... It's pitch black all around......"
Hearing this, I frowned slightly, what? Kitty? Didn't this thing meet the female ghost in red?
But what is there to be afraid of a cat?
Lin Kun sat next to me and said breathlessly, "Let me tell you, that cat is staring at me directly...... Those big eyes, sharp eyes, looked at my spine cold, scared me to the soul. What's more, more seriously, I took a closer look at the cat, it ...... It doesn't have a mouth......"
I rub, so evil?
First the female ghost in red, and now the cat without a mouth, is this evil? Or is that female ghost a cat spirit?
Suddenly frightened, I involuntarily grabbed the quilt behind me, my face was frightened with a capital letter, and my facial features were full of despair.
She finally chased after her.
At this moment, how much I hope that grandpa's bad old man who can pretend to be forced is by his side, although he is a half-ass, but at least there are some ways to deal with it.
But I don't know anything.
Tilting his head slightly, with a frightened look, he said in despair: "Isn't it?" β
Lin Kun's eyes suddenly turned grim, and he said excitedly: "Why am I lying to you, I, I also took pictures, I don't believe you." β
After speaking, he took out his stylish Huawei Honor 10 mobile phone and wanted to hand it to me.
Looking at his serious expression, for a while, my heart was even more scared, and my facial features were full of rejection.
How scary is a cat without a mouth?
Just thinking about it makes people shudder.
Lin Kun stood up and forcibly handed the phone to me: "It's okay, it's okay, the door is closed, look, look." β
My frightened face turned terrified, and I couldn't help but raise my eyes.
As a result, when I turn on my phone, the screen shows a picture of Kawaii's hellokitty.
Then Lin Kun pulled his legs and ran, laughing out loud as he ran......
I suddenly understood......
Nima, it's a big night, I don't know it's going to scare people to death!
Just now, just now, I almost scared to pee!
"Wooden ...... Stick...... Child...... Stop. "This big night actually took a photo of hellokitty to scare me, the key is that I was still scared by his success, and I was still at this critical moment.
Gritting his teeth, he said again: "Wooden stick, you stand for me, see that I don't tear you...... Your sister's ......"
After saying that, he raised his small fist and chased after him.
The door had been locked just now, and Lin Kun was desperate for a while.
His small stature is no match for me at all.
Seeing that I was angry, the goods suddenly half-squatted and said, "Hey, hey, Ahchen, are you sure you want to fight me?" I promise, in less than five seconds you'll be on your knees with both legs ......."
whatοΌ Is this your unclothed contempt?
I was instantly amused, first I was scared to pee by the female ghost in red, and then I was scared by Zhen Jian pretending to be a zongzi, and now I was scared half to death by Lin Kun with a photo of HelloKitty.
Is there a roommate who is more cheating than them?
At this moment, I just want to beat this wooden stick from three-dimensional to flat, and then from flat to three-dimensional.
No matter from appearance to appearance, from height to distance, I am much stronger than Lin Kun. This guy still wants to practice with me, so he sneered: "Hehe...... Five seconds to get me to my knees? Don't you have a few pounds and taels in your heart? β
As a result, Lin Kun said weakly: "Kneel on the ground, kneel on the ground and pinch me, beg me, beg me not to die......"
I was instantly amused by this spicy-eyed performance, and if I had been in normal times, I would have cooperated with his clumsy performance, and let out a heartless laugh, but I couldn't laugh at all.
was remembered by the female ghost, and it is estimated that few people can laugh.
Crying and mournful, he said: "Stick, let me tell you, on the way back, I really met a female ghost in red......"
Lin Kun sniffed his nose, and saw that I was full of wine, what a mouth full of ghosts, ghosts, how can there be ghosts in this world.
"Brother, if there is a peanut, it will not be drunk like this. How can there be ghosts in the world, even if there are ghosts, if she dares to come, I will comb her with my Fang Tian painting halberd, play a song for her with high-voltage wires, and teach her to be a ghost in minutes. β
I'm about to cry.
Nima, how can I explain this to them, and even if I do, they won't believe it.
Even if it's me, my grandfather's bad old man used to tell me about ghosts and ghosts, and I don't believe it myself.
What to do?
How do you make others believe in things that you don't believe in?
There is no choice but to go back tomorrow to find grandpa to open the altar for himself.
Now, what matters is how you will survive until tomorrow.
I've heard my grandfather say before that the female ghost in red is a powerful ghost, the kind that will ask for her life.
Before, the woman I met on the road was the female ghost in red.
Immediately took out my triangular mobile phone and took a look, ghost.
Ordinary lonely souls and wild ghosts are very scummy in combat power, and they will not harm the innocent. It's just muddy.
The female ghost in red, that is, the ghost, is full of violence after death because of resentment before death, and will kill.
Ghosts, powerful means, overturning clouds and rain, power beyond imagination, good ghosts and spirits will not kill, but evil ghosts can do nonsense.
Above is the ghost fairy, a powerful step confused, such as the scary pen fairy. The ability is heavenly, and it is difficult to kill.
I have a general understanding of the level of the ghost, before, wasn't that female ghost wearing a red dress? So, tonight, will she come and ask for my dog's life?
No, we can't sit still, let alone sit back and wait, we must find a way to live until tomorrow, and when the day dawns, the female ghost will naturally leave, and when the time comes, we will go home decisively to find my grandfather to open the altar for myself, and the crisis can naturally be resolved.
Grandpa told me before that there are some weaknesses of ghosts.
Oni are afraid of light, but powerful oni can form ghost fog and can walk during the day. In addition, the ghost is afraid of black dog blood.
Yes, black dog blood.
Black dog blood is deadly to ghosts, even if it is a powerful ghost, two drops of black dog blood can be taken away in one wave, directly a song "Cool Cool", the kind without suspicion.
But black dog blood, where to get black dog blood now? This approach is clearly not going to work.
Ghost fog? I hadn't seen any fog before. It shows that the female ghost in red has not yet reached that level. However, even so, the female ghost in red is not easy to deal with.
Light, yes, ghosts are afraid of light.
Then she must be afraid of the light.
Immediately turned on all the lights in the house, plugged the mobile phone into the power cord, turned on the flash, and illuminated the house.